Wat is voor jou de beste citaat of onliner ooit uit de filmgeschiedenis?

yippiekayee motherfucker!

I'll be back

Voor de rest alles goed?

nie de beste, maar ik vind het hem wel kloppen en het is het engiste wat nu ff in me opkomt:

"wat nie gaat, gaat nie en wat wel goed gaat duurt ook geen eeuwigheid"

(uit Oesters van nam kee en ja ik weet het domme film)

ME? I always tell the truth, even when I lie!!!!

SCARFACE

you want smiley sauce with that?

The saw is family Texas chainsaw massacre 3

Pants

Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.


(Legally Blonde)

Life is like a box of schocolats... you'll never know what you're gonna get...

(Forest Gump)

Catch you on the flipside!

Boondock Saints

in war nothing else matters,only the men thats stands besides you,so if the bullet hits the fan then all,politics and all that shit is going out of the window.

black hawk down

ojeaaaaaah fuck me harder harder.

jenna jameson goes wild

oekfunctie

https://vip.partyflock.nl/SECTION/forum/ACTION/showtopic/TOPICID/755063

Im youre worst nightmare!!!

Rambo

"I made him an offour he can not refuse"

Paardenkop in je bed, lekker wakker worden

*Paardenhoofd*

i'm the king of the world!!
Leonardo Dicaprio in Titanic

Bwahahahaaha geintjuh hoor
Wist ff geen ander

buurman, wat doet u nu.

"You don't know the power of the darkside"

Starwars

"Now, if you're gonna be a hard ass about it, I've gotta disturb him, and let me tell ya, when he's into his music, he hates being disturbed."

Leon
(Don Creech)



"I like these calm little moments before the storm."

Leon
(Gary Oldman)


"They realised that to be in power, you didn't need guns, or money or even numbers. You just needed the will to do what the other guys wouldn't"

The Usual Suspect
(Kevin Spacey)

In the game of seduction is only one rule! Never fall in love!

"live finds his way"

Jurassic Park

ET......phone...home
1 keer raden welke film

Screw you guy's i'm going home

Your mother sucks cocks in hell!!
blijft ook een goeie

How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd

People work jobs they hate, to buy shit they don't need


(tyler durden, fight club)

I Love The Smell Of Napalm In The Morning (Apocalypse Now)


I Know What You're Thinking, Did He Fire 6 Shots, Or Only 5?
Do You Feel Lucky Today? Well,.. Do Ya, Punk?
(Dirty Harry)

I love weed...but not as much as I love pussy!
(Half Baked)

I make him an offer he can't refuse.

Vanity is definitely my favourite sin!

Al Pacino in the Devils Advocate

Ik kan veel uit Scarface opnoemen, maar:


"You guys remind me of a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob!"

"Boy, you're as useless as a cock-flavoured lollipop."

"Blade....Laser....BLAZER...."

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY!"


Uit Dodgeball, echt te hilarisch die film

XoNaR

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

fear and loathing

Angela: I could go on and on about his cock, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang, yang...


four rooms

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Trainspotting (Volgende week op tv!)

I have a bad feeling about this..
(Star Wars)

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Samuel L Jackson aka Jules in Pulp Fiction

Luke, I'm your father!

(Darth Vader, Starwars)

Don't you play with me girl!
Just come here and die while you still have the option of doing it quickly!

Pinhead - Hellraiser 3

You need people like me! So you can point your fucking finger and say: That's the badguy!

(Tony Montana)

As far as i can remember i always wanted to be a gangster!

(Goodfellas)

If i go fag, you die!

(Anylize this)

And like that.... he's gone

(the usual suspects)

Times like these people wanne get high. Real high and real fast. this is gonna do it!

(New yack city)

Im mister Wolve, i solve problems

(Pulp fiction)

Oja en....

Why don't you try to stick your head in your ass and see if it fits...

(Tony montana)

"fucking what the fucking fuck who the fuck fucked this fucking, how did you 2 fucking fucks... fuck!!!"

boondock saints

Ik lig steeds weer dubbel als ik die vent weer zie flippen.

On my signal, unleash hell...
(The Gladiator)

In nomine Patris, et Filii et Spiritus Sancti, AMEN
(Boondock Saints)

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
(Pulp Fiction)

any of you fucking pigs move or i'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya.pulp fiction

(The big Lebowski)

"My advice to you is to do what your parents did -- get a job!"

"Jesus."
"You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus."


"There's just one thing, Dude..."
"What's that?"
"Do you have to use so many cuss words?"
"What the fuck are you talking about?"

(Pulp Fiction)
It was a foot massage, a foot massage is nothing, I give my mother a foot massage.

It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holyies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.

I'm not sayin' he was right, but you're sayin' a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm sayin' it does. I've given a million ladies a million foot massages and they all meant somethin'. We act like they don't, but they do. That's what's so fuckin' cool about 'em. This sensual thing's goin' on that nobody's talkin about, but you know it and she knows it, fuckin' Marsellus knew it, and Antwan shoulda known fuckin' better. That's his fuckin' wife, man. He ain't gonna have a sense of humor about that shit.

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity"

Russel Crowe, Gladiator.

"They where killing my marines, so yeah I said: Waste the motherfuckers!"

Samuel L. Jackson, Rules Of Engagement.

euhm...put some hot sauce on my burrito baby......

Give your self!!! To the darkside!!!

en.. en....

Lord Vader!!! Yes master? Rrrrrise!!!!

Go home and get you're fucking shinebox

what is the meaning of this?

fear & loathing

choose life, choose a career, choose a fucking widescreen television, ....., I choose not to choose life
Trainspotting

´People scare easier when their dying´
Once upon a time in the west

´Say hello to my little friend´
Scarface

´Wanna fuck? Yeah Sure!´
Robert de Niro in Jackie Brown

´And so,it begins´
Lord of the Rings part 2

´Do you leave the light on after bedtime?
cause I get a little scared in the dark sometimes if it´s a strange place´
John Coffee in The Green Mile

´Lennard...are those life rounds?....yeahhh 9mm full...metal...jacket´
Full Metal Jacket

´I have never chosen this life for you Micheal´
Don Vito Corleone in Godfather 1

"This is the last time you ever see a bad guy like this again"

Scarface

LOTR 2:
Godfather



LOTR: TTT



Pulp fiction







Eigenlijk hoort de rest van Pulp fiction hier ook bij, en alles van Scarface ook.

I fucking hate pickeys

Snatch

Suck my dick

Ron Jeremy

´That´s a nice vase Jack,let me guess...you putted one of those camera´s in there as well? Aboega boega boega!

Ben Stiller in Meet The Parents

25th hour:

SJIIIIIT...

Big Lebowski:

"Shut the fuck up Donny"

"That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch."

"Saturday, Donny, is Shabbas, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DONT FUCKING ROLL! SHOMER SHABBAS!"

"What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!"

"Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

RISE LORD VADER

Star Wars III (kippevel)!

Uitspraak van verwijderd op donderdag 10 maart 2005 om 02:30:

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Why don't you try to stick your head in your ass and see if it fits...

(Tony montana)

Uitspraak van verwijderd op dinsdag 8 maart 2005 om 19:37:

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ME? I always tell the truth, even when I lie!!!!

SCARFACE

Uitspraak van verwijderd op maandag 14 maart 2005 om 00:19:

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Pulp fiction


Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say "what" one more goddamn time.

Uitspraak van actief op zondag 13 maart 2005 om 21:33:

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´Say hello to my little friend´
Scarface

Uitspraak van DeVious op donderdag 10 maart 2005 om 19:54:

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They where killing my marines, so yeah I said: Waste the motherfuckers!"

Samuel L. Jackson, Rules Of Engagement.

dit zijn toch wel de betere!

SCARFACE

"to weird to live , to rare to die "

fear & loathing in LV

I'm not fat! I'm big boned

Hey LULLO heb je nog geneukt!

Trainspotting:

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life...

I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?

"I Always Tell The Thruth , Especially When I Lie"

(Tony Montana - Scarface)

Lord Vader.

Yes Master.

Riiissseee

en natuurlijk...

'I'm shooting at these cops, I'm shooting... and I like it!

(El Padrino)

turn it on vibarate, and finish yourself off....

(ali g)

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk --> Full metal jacket!

King Kong ain't got shit on me!! --> Training day

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who have ever lived. I see all this potential -- God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas and waiting tables; they're slaves with white collars. Advertisements have them chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit they don't need. We are the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no great war, or great depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised by television to believe that one day we'll all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars -- but we won't. And we're learning slowly that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. (beetje lange maarja ) --> Fight Club

Ficghtclub heeft veel goede stukken idd:

Tyler Durden
- As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
- Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate, so we can buy shit we don't need.

Marla
-I haven't been fucked like that since gradeschool.

wat agent smith steeds blijft herhalen in de matrix trilogie
al weet ik ff nie hoe je t schrijft
it is inevitible.. of zoiets

Das it look like a bitch

King Kong ain't got shit on me!!

On my signal, unleash hell...


en dat stuk van Full Metal Jacket als die dillsergant watlui als gomer pyle afzeikt !!
das ook top

ohjah deze was 'k ff vergeten !

- life is like a box of chocholate's ,...........

Ik dacht dat ik de enige was
Dit vind ik ook idd de dopeste

Uitspraak van verwijderd op dinsdag 8 maart 2005 om 23:56:

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ET......phone...home
1 keer raden welke film

Spongebob the movie

Khoud onthoud nooit die citaten uit films..

Vul bergen Starwars citaten hier in



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en nog wel een aantal

I´ll be back

Terminator

maar buurman wat doet u nu

"Gary, you can't blame yourself for what gorillas did."

"Ik zal geweldig wraak nemen op hen en ze gruwelijk straffen.
Als ik mijn wraak aan hen voltrek, zullen ze erkennen dat ik de heer ben."

Samuel L. Jackson - Pulp Fiction

Uitspraak van permanent verbannen op maandag 23 mei 2005 om 11:13:

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maar buurman wat doet u nu

Wahahahahah

maak me geen kind.....

Uitspraak van verwijderd op zondag 22 mei 2005 om 12:46:

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Lord Vader.

Yes Master.

Riiissseee

Ik dacht dat ik de enige was
Dit vind ik ook idd de dopeste

alleen jammer dat het niet zo in de film gezegt word.

Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others.

"HELLRAISER"

http://www.garnersclassics.com/good5.htm

Movie Quotes

Fight Club :



American History X :



Demolition Man :



Dumb & Dumber :



Alien 3 :

And so,it begins´ uit de Lord of the Rings
Make my day.. Dirty Harry

Hé Johnny, moet je kijken geile wijven. (flodder)

I swallow your soul!! I swallow tour soul!!

.....

Swallow this !

-Evil Dead-

Uitspraak van remco's op maandag 23 mei 2005 om 21:52:

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"Ik zal geweldig wraak nemen op hen en ze gruwelijk straffen.
Als ik mijn wraak aan hen voltrek, zullen ze erkennen dat ik de heer ben."

Samuel L. Jackson - Pulp Fiction

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Samuel L. Jackson in Shaft

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Uit iedere pornofilm, echt fantastisch

forget about it

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Uitspraak van Bart L op vrijdag 27 mei 2005 om 12:19:

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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

BAM!!!

Uitspraak van verwijderd op zaterdag 21 mei 2005 om 12:25:

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Lord Vader.

Yes Master.

Riiissseee

Uitspraak van YOURI*teaser* op dinsdag 24 mei 2005 om 20:41:

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alleen jammer dat het niet zo in de film gezegt word

Idd. is radiocommercial.

aha wist ik niet, heb film nog niet gezien

dude, where is my car?

In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it.
In the fifth, my ass goes down.

And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Then what do they call it?
They call it a Royale with cheese.
A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.


Which one is your wallet?
It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker.


Alle 3 uit Pulp Fiction

"Catch you on the flip side" -Boondog Saints-

I thought you were dead...
Yeah i get that a lot !

( Alien Resurrection )

I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into 9 guys you've fucked

(Boondock saints)

me so honey , full metal jacket en nog meerdere films

boondock saints dan de laatste speech in de rechtzaal

" you need people like me,so you can point your fucking finger and say, that's the badguy"

als ie nog niet genoemd is

Uitspraak van verwijderd op vrijdag 27 mei 2005 om 09:39:

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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Idd beste citaat ooit!!!

"Ich liebe es wenn ein plann funktioniert!!"

Hannibal Smith van de A-team. ( geNazisinchroniseerd )

geen quote maar wel een kippenvelmoment.... de eerste adem van darth vader in star wars 3

There he goes, one of God's own prototypes, a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production, too weird to live too weird to die

Uitspraak van Zwa - Ariano op vrijdag 3 juni 2005 om 22:28:

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geNazisinchroniseerd

'zucht'

zucht??
Tis gewoon een woord uit "het 3fm woordenboek" hoor..

"Mitch.... Unleash the fury"

Tom Green in Road trip.

this is my safety ,sir

you delta's are un bunce of cowboys , in de field you goanna need my rangers.

Black hawk down

nee maar daar hebben we DE DOMINEE uit de film de dominee

Uitspraak van Kuijpers op zaterdag 28 mei 2005 om 17:26:

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And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Then what do they call it?
They call it a Royale with cheese.
A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

deze is ook cool

Matt Damon!

Uit Team America World Police, ondanks films als Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing, is dit (tot nu toe, en naar mijn mening) de meeste geweldige film ooit, wat een gekken die lui van Southpark!

Derka derka derka, Allah Jihad, Mohammed Ali, Sherpa sherpa

Snatch


Blackadder




Lock, stock and two smoking barrels




Boondock Saints




True Romance




Six Feet Under

The Fast and the Furious

Vin Diesel

Uitspraak van remco's op maandag 23 mei 2005 om 21:52:

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Ik zal geweldig wraak nemen op hen en ze gruwelijk straffen.
Als ik mijn wraak aan hen voltrek, zullen ze erkennen dat ik de heer ben."

citeer niet vertaal

Uitspraak van verwijderd op donderdag 2 juni 2005 om 18:23:

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Uitspraak van Trasher of Souls op vrijdag 27 mei 2005 om 09:39:
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

juist dit is de beste ja

The Devil's Advocate

Uitspraak van verwijderd op vrijdag 27 mei 2005 om 09:39:

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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon they with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon they."

Zonder twijfel!

Hoewel de one-liner uit The Mask, "Look Mom, I'm roadkill, wha ha ha!!!" ook master blijft!

Uitspraak van Spartan Law Online op maandag 11 juli 2005 om 22:58:

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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled is convincing the world he never existed

The Devil's Advocate

nee, The Usual Suspects

Dat citaat uit blow, wat ook vaak terug komt in platen.

Yes ladies and gentleman this is 100% concaine pure discoshit.

Uitspraak van Jones op dinsdag 12 juli 2005 om 03:04:

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Uitspraak van Trasher of Souls op vrijdag 27 mei 2005 om 09:39:
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon they with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon they."

Dit blijft natuurlijk de enige echte topper!!

De hele conversatie aan het begin van reservoir dogs over het geven van een fooi is ook erg goed!!

Uitspraak van verwijderd op dinsdag 12 juli 2005 om 09:28:

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De hele conversatie aan het begin van reservoir dogs over het geven van een fooi is ook erg goed!!

I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.

Pulp Fiction...
ofcourse Ezekiel 25:17....
maar deze is ook wel ok...



Reservoir dogs....
het allereerste wat in de film gezegd wordt...



voor de mede Tarantino liefhebbers...www.tarantino.info
de scripts van de meeste films staan er ook op....

Uitspraak van verwijderd op dinsdag 12 juli 2005 om 09:28:

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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon they with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon they."

het blijft natuurlijk wel gewoon een ordinair stukkie uit de bijbel!

maar schitterende tekst idd.

Here's Johnny !!!

Owww ok, zat ik ff fout

'Domme vragen bestaan niet, alleen domme mensen' mr. Garrison


'Niet geschikt bevonden voor alle leeftijden'

You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs.

hannibal - silence of the lambs

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

Trainspotting

Tommy DeVito: But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?

Tommy DeVito: How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the FUCK is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny.

Henry Hill: Get the fuck outta here, Tommy.

Tommy DeVito: Ha ha. I almost had you.

Goodfellas

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?


The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

@--->Appierijn, k heb t ff nagekeken idd je heb gelijk
Vond ik wel weer een andere



The Devils'Advocate

Pikachu,ik kies jouw!!!!

Doe de bliksemstraal,Pikachu!!!!

Pokémon-The Movie

Uitspraak van Kuijpers op zaterdag 28 mei 2005 om 17:26:

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And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Then what do they call it?
They call it a Royale with cheese.
A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

Idd, één van de meest memorabele scenes uit Pulp Fiction, maar vergeet niet de discussie die daarvoor kwam, over de Hollandse frites met Mayonaise.

"I love the smell of fresh napalm in the morning, it smells like... Victory"

Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now

Life is just like a box of chocolats,you never know what you gonna get....
(Tom Hanks in 'Forrest Gump')

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

gladiator

What the fuck?
Fuck Fuck
How Did you two motherfuckers
FUCK
uit Boondock Saints.

Chinese foooooooooood....
....and then....and then......and then and then and then (enz.)
uit Dude where's my car.

Het versje uit Boondock Saints en het stukje uit de bijbel uit Reservoir Dogs

there's no point in living
if you can't feel alive

je bedoeld zeker uit pulp fiction

You know... I think that you've gotten the wrong impression about me. I think in all fairness, I should explain to you what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and walk in and see you, and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide open in front of everybody in the the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be comin' out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. Because I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do. And we know what you do, don't we, Charlie? You fuck people out of money and get away with it.

Nikki in Casino

"They're coming to get you, Barbra!"

Night of the living dead

Mr. Brown: O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.


Mr. White: Smoke?
Mr. Pink: I quit.

Mr. Pink: What, you got one?

Reservoir Dogs

Keaton:I'm a businessman now.

Cop: Yeah? What's that, the restaurant business? No. From now on, you're in the gettin'-fucked-by-us business.

Usual suspects

"Don't shoot, let 'em burn!"

Uit saving private ryan

Ik hou van jou is eigenlijk gewoon het zelfde als dat je zegt ik wil een broodje kaas, zo standaard, daarom "Ik broodje kaas jou"!

Vond dit heel erg vaag, maar wel grappig en heb hier zeker 2 jaar lol om gehad met mijn ex vriend!Dus die uitspraak vergeet ik nooit!

Ezechiel 25:17 ( Pulp Fiction )
Heerrreeee's Johnny ( The Shining )
Don't worry, I'll make him an offer he can't refuse ( Godfather )
So say ello, to my little friend ( Scarface )
Hasta la vista, baby ( Terminator 2 )
Hello Clarice...( The Silence of the lambs )


Vind dit toch wel hele memorabele uitspraken in films.

Weet niet of hij al genoemd is maar:

I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss in your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong marine!

Col. Jessep in "A Few Good Men"

#Yippiekayee Motherfucker! (Die Hard)
#It's Not Who I Am, But Where I Am (Scream)
#It Doesn't Matter If You Win By A Inch Or A Mile (The Fast And The Furious)
#So Say Hello, To My Little Friend (Scarface)
#Dude, Where's My Car, Dude Where's Your Car (Dude, Where's My Car)

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.


Pulp Fiction - Jules winfield (Samuel L. Jackson)

Uitspraak van HardcoreHell op zondag 17 juli 2005 om 00:36:

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Het versje uit Boondock Saints

das ook de mijne echt vet !

Versje uit Nightmare On Elmstreet

One..Two.. Freddy's Coming For You
Three..Four.. You Better Lock The Door
Five..Six.. Put Up Your Crucifix
Seven..Eight.. You Better Stay Up Late
Nine..Ten.. You'll Never Sleep Again

"There is no justice, without sin"
Sin City

"Let's go for a litlle ride."
The Fast And The Furious

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
Gladiator

Godfather

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

The good the bad and the ugly

rule nr.1 don't get high of your own supply
(scarface) heel duidelijk

''We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing more irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we would be getting into that rotten stuff sooner or later.''

Fear and loathing in las vegas

"and the Beer tastes like pis!"

"We know, cause we pis in it!!"

Vrouwelijke tourist klaagt over de belabberde smaak van het bier tegen de barman in Desperado!

-eeej zeg eens tegen mij wat zit je haar leuk.

-wat zit je haar leuk.

- dank je, neuken?

wie weet welke film?

Uitspraak van RickRocks! op dinsdag 26 juli 2005 om 10:28:

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wie weet welke film?

daar zijn andere topics voor

Beam me up, Scotty!

Uitspraak van Kuijpers op dinsdag 26 juli 2005 om 11:47:

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Uitspraak van DJ_RICK-ROCK op dinsdag 26 juli 2005 om 10:28:
wie weet welke film?

daar zijn andere topics voor

oooh sorry man, zal ik t dan maar gewoon zeggen, voor de mensen die het niet weten. : simon.

hallo boppers, dikke vette kop hé!!

Filmpje van paul de leeuw!!

Super foute film

These are my principles...
If you don't like them I got others...

kweet eigelijk neit meer welke film maar heb em laatst gezien

Uitspraak van verwijderd op donderdag 21 juli 2005 om 14:22:

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Ik hou van jou is eigenlijk gewoon het zelfde als dat je zegt ik wil een broodje kaas, zo standaard, daarom "Ik broodje kaas jou"!

Hey dat is uit suddenly susan!! Goed bezig!!

"ik werd vanmorgen wakker, ging zeiken en stond op... Ik dacht hier klopt iets niet...."

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking- standing! I will P.T. you all until you fuckingdie! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.

Full Metal Jacket

Ik heb er van jullie al een aantal gezien die cker in mijn top 10 staan, maar deze staat er nog niet bij (uit The big Lebowski):

"I don't like your jerkoff name, I don't like your jerk-off face, in don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you JERK-OFF"!

"Oh my god, they killed Kenny!!"

Al Pacino in Carlito's Way

Just when I thought that I was out, they pull me back in...

Suck my dick - Ron Jeremy

sorry die was flauw.

It is made by those who are dead.

And the dead KEEP IT !!

LOTR

Uitspraak van verwijderd op donderdag 4 augustus 2005 om 17:19:

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Just when I thought that I was out, they pull me back in...

Vooral als Silvio van de Sopranos hem nadoet

"Is that a fucking Al Pacino or what ?"

Ill be Back..

I AM THE YETI!!!

-american pie-

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Pulp Fiction

Trainspotting --> Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

Al Pacino in SCarface: I've got two things in this world. My word and my balls and i Dont break m for nobody!!

Uitspraak van verwijderd op maandag 25 juli 2005 om 17:57:

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"Keep you're friends close, and you're enemies closer."

Al Pacino in Scarface: I always tell the truth, even when I lie!!

Women can fake orgasems, men entire relationships

A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."

Robert de Niro in Heat

buurman, wat doet u nu?

"I'll workshop my foot up your ass!"

Samuel L. Jackson in 'Shaft'

We've been all raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

We are the all singing, all dancing, crap of the world.

Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?

Fight Club

Uitspraak van verwijderd op donderdag 11 augustus 2005 om 09:08:

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Fight Club

We had two bags of grass, seventy- five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi- colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."


oh yeh PULP FICTION

Donald Malarkey: Hey, Skip! I've been looking everywhere for you where've you been?
Warren Muck: Well Don I was at home in Tonnawanda but then Hitler started this whole thing so now I'm here.

Band of Brothers

Soujiro Seta:

The strong shall live and the weak shall die. That's the natural order of things. I can't understand why you have to help the weak, weak people are irrelevant. Shishio made me realize that the strong should live. He taught me to kill the weak and be aware of the strong people. Shishio gave me a sword, and if not for that sword I wouldn't be alive today. He also made me realize that I don't have a choice. If I don't kill them, they'll kill me. But the truth is, I never really wanted to kill anybody.

I said GOD DAMN...GOD DAMN (Mia Wallace, Pulp Fiction)

In de hemel staan allemaal klokken. Iedere keer als iemand aan sex denkt, gaat de klok een uur vooruit. Jouw klok staat bij Jesus op tafel als ventilator!

"Beter één vogel in de hand, dan géén hand"
Koko Flanel (1990)

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas!

Pinhead: Burn? Oh, such a limited imagination!

Pinhead: Do I look like someone who cares about what God thinks?

Pinhead: The beauty of suffering

in this country you gotta make the money first, then when you get the money, you get the power, then when you get the power, then you get the women

SCAREFACE

-Why do you do this to yourself? Don't even get paid, risk getting arrested, for what?
-You don't know?
-No.
-The Nod.
-The Nod?
-Happens to me at least once every party. Some guy comes up to me and says "Thank you for making this happen... I needed this. This really meant something to me." And they nod... and I nod back.

-GROOVE- Are you feeling it?

Maar buurman, wat doet u nu?

I double deaR you mtf'r! tralala

pulp fiction

Arnie: Get DAUN!!!

Stalone: AAAAAAADRIAAAAANNNN!!

Michael Corleone: Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.

Michael Corleone: Never let anyone know what you are thinking.

Michael Corleone: When they come... they come at what you love.

Michael Corleone: Your enemies always get strong on what you leave behind.

Michael Corleone: The higher I go, the crookeder it becomes.

Michael Corleone: He'd better be careful. It's dangerous to be a honest man.

godfather prt.3

wel meerdere, ik word alleen vreselijk moe van die gehypede quotes..

scarface etc. wat die kampertjes steeds gebruik

"Son, this is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER UP THE ASS!"

The Big Lebowski

hilarische scene

"Put you're fucking mouth on the Curve!"
AMH X

"What are you lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be.You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers, and say "that's the bad guy"
Scarface

"Here's Johnny"
The Shining

Verander jij eens effe heel snel in een naakt wijf
Simon

Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends.

edward norton:25th hour

don't worry about my face, it didn't hurt that much

It must be your ass, cuz it ain't your face

Uitspraak van mike op maandag 25 juli 2005 om 23:11:

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rule nr.1 don't get high of your own supply

Dit is inderdaad een van de alle beste, een wijsheid die op vele fronten is toe te passen!

Net zo als: 'Every day above the ground is a good day' ook uit Scarface, ook één van mijn levensmotto's

Scarface

Do you want a baloon?

Bruce Willis in Die Hard: Jipikayee Motherfucker

Geniet van iedere dag boven de grond

Goodfellas:

That's the way it is with a wiseguy partner. He gets his money no matter what. You got no business? Fuck you, pay me. You had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. The place got hit by lightning? Fuck you, pay me.

I'm going to get mid evil on your ass

(als je t zo schrijft )

en de film heet euh......pulp fiction

en uit natural born killers:

how you like me now ? (juliette lewis)

als ze die vent ineentrapt.

Everybody thought I'd gone crazy. The
cops, my mom, everybody. But you see,
they all missed the point of the story.
I wasn't crazy. But when I was holding
the shotgun, it all became clear. I
realized for the first time my one true
calling in life.

Shit man... I'm a natural born killer!

pipo saperdeflap

Uitspraak van verwijderd op vrijdag 27 mei 2005 om 09:39:

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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

'Say hello to my little friend!'

Misschien beetje afgezaagd, maar zeker een meesterlijke opmerking

'Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches. Huh. You think you can do this shit... Jake. You think you can do this to me? You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. Shoe program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down. King Kong ain't got shit on me. That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't, fuck. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfucking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.'

Denzel Washington in Training Day. Ook meesterlijk hoe dit is gebruikt in het nummer Dead Motherfucker van Hellsystem

the power of christ compels you !!!

-Now for wrath, now for ruin, and a red dawn! Forth Eorlingas!

-Arise! Arise riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken! Shields shall be splintered! A sword-day! A red day! Ere the sun rises!

Ride now! Ride now! Ride for ruin! And the world's ending! Death!! Death!!!! Death!!!!!!!!


Lekker theatraal

Uitspraak van permanent verbannen op zondag 21 augustus 2005 om 17:58:

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wel meerdere, ik word alleen vreselijk moe van die gehypede quotes..

scarface etc. wat die kampertjes steeds gebruik

heel erg waar hoe vaak gaat scarface en ezechiel 25:17 nog voorbij komen

Cool Runnings

Uitspraak van Audiowaste op zondag 18 september 2005 om 01:08:

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Derice: Sanka, you dead?
Sanka: Ya man.

hahahaha das een hele mooie inderdaad

suck my dick!!!

MR. PINK: Fuck you, White! I didn't create this situation, I'm just dealin with it. You're acting like a first-year fuckin thief. I'm actin like a professional. They get him, they can get you, they get you, they get closer to me, and that can't happen. And you, you motherfucker, are looking at me like it's my fault. Ididn't tell him my name. I didn't tell him where I was from. I didn't tell him what I knew better than to tell him. Fuck, fifteen minutes ago, you almost told me your name. You, buddy, are stuck in a situation you created. So if you wanna throw bad looks somewhere, throw 'em at a mirror. So if you wanna shoot somebody, put that gun in your mouth and shoot yourself.

Uit: Reservoir Dogs
In films van Tarantino (of een scenario van hem) zitten een hoop goede quotes

William Munny: I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned.

William Munny: All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down.

Unforgiven, geweldig, gister weer eens gezien

"Let off some steem, Bennet"

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

The Usual Suspects

het eindstuk van trainspotting, met die lap tekst

werkelijk geniaal

God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

Weet je wat geinig is bekende film qoutes in een andere taal horen b.v.b. Luke, i am your father, come to the darkside in het duits ofzo.

Ich komme wieder!

Are you ready to be fucked man!!
You got a date on wednesday baby!!

The Jezus uit The Big Lebowski

climb up my ass zack
no thanks been there done that

she's all that

ik ben niet dik

uit vethard

Krijg de kolere kankerlijer....krijg je nog wel!!!
(KEES van Flodder)

adriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantjuhhhh­



algemeen bekend

Regering Krijg De Tering

"I'll be back before you can say blueberry pie"

also pulp fiction..

en dat gebed van de boondock saints.. ook erg vet

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

You're not gonna fuckin' kill me, are you?
> Not in front of these kids...

And tell him it's $70,000!
> $70,000?? Hell, my suits are worth more than that!

Payback

Boondock saints:
When I flash my flashing sword and my hand takes hold on judgement,
I will have vengance upon my enemies,
Whenever appeared or shall hates me.
Oh Lord, raise me to your right hand,
and count me among your saints.

Man will always be a man. There is no new man. We tried so hard to create a society that was equal, where there'd be nothing to envy your neighbour. But there's always something to envy. A smile, a friendship, something you don't have and want to appropriate. In this world there will always be rich and poor. Rich in gifts, poor in gifts. Rich in love, poor in love.

ooooooh... timbo is me net voor...

boondock saints!! beste film ever!!

Conner MacManus:
Jesus! He brought a six-shooter!
Murphy MacManus: There were nine of them, you retard! What were you going to do with the last three, laugh them to death? Funny man?

Murphy MacManus: You and your fucking rope.

Paul Smecker: Brilliant! So now we got a Huge Guy theory and a Serial Crusher theory.

[After Smecker proves the Boston detectives wrong] Paul Smecker: We'll start the ass-kissing with you.

Rocco: I killed your cat! I thought that it would bring closure to our relationship!

en zo kan ik nog wel even doorgaan! film staat strak van de goede uitspraken!!

"Why don't you try stickin' your head up your ass, and see if it fits..."

Tony Montana - Scarface

Al pacino in Carlito's way

Ok!! I'm reloaded!! Come on in here you motherfuckers! Come on, I'm waiting for you... What! you ain't comin' in?? Ok, I'm comin' out!!... Oh, you're up against it now, motherfuckers. I'm gonna blow your fuckin' brains out!!... You think you're big time??... You gonna fuckin' die big time!... You ready??... Here come the pain!!

En Joe pesci als Nikki in Casino

You know... I think that you've gotten the wrong impression about me. I think in all fairness, I should explain to you what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and walk in and see you, and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide open in front of everybody in the the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be comin' out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. Because I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

Heerlijk!!

Uitspraak van verwijderd op maandag 17 oktober 2005 om 17:20:

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En Joe pesci als Nikki in Casino

You know... I think that you've gotten the wrong impression about me. I think in all fairness, I should explain to you what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and walk in and see you, and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide open in front of everybody in the the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be comin' out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. Because I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

hahaha! ik zie die kleine dikke daar weer staan ja! funny shit

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