yippiekayee motherfucker!
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Mr. Brown: O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.
Mr. White: Smoke?
Mr. Pink: I quit.
Mr. Pink: What, you got one?
Reservoir Dogs
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Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.
Mr. White: Smoke?
Mr. Pink: I quit.
Mr. Pink: What, you got one?
Reservoir Dogs
laatste aanpassing
Keaton:I'm a businessman now.
Cop: Yeah? What's that, the restaurant business? No. From now on, you're in the gettin'-fucked-by-us business.
Usual suspects
Cop: Yeah? What's that, the restaurant business? No. From now on, you're in the gettin'-fucked-by-us business.
Usual suspects
"Don't shoot, let 'em burn!" 
Uit saving private ryan
Uit saving private ryan
Ik hou van jou is eigenlijk gewoon het zelfde als dat je zegt ik wil een broodje kaas, zo standaard, daarom "Ik broodje kaas jou"!
Vond dit heel erg vaag, maar wel grappig en heb hier zeker 2 jaar lol om gehad met mijn ex vriend!Dus die uitspraak vergeet ik nooit!
Vond dit heel erg vaag, maar wel grappig en heb hier zeker 2 jaar lol om gehad met mijn ex vriend!Dus die uitspraak vergeet ik nooit!
Ezechiel 25:17 ( Pulp Fiction )
Heerrreeee's Johnny ( The Shining )
Don't worry, I'll make him an offer he can't refuse ( Godfather )
So say ello, to my little friend ( Scarface )
Hasta la vista, baby ( Terminator 2 )
Hello Clarice...( The Silence of the lambs )
Vind dit toch wel hele memorabele uitspraken in films.
Heerrreeee's Johnny ( The Shining )
Don't worry, I'll make him an offer he can't refuse ( Godfather )
So say ello, to my little friend ( Scarface )
Hasta la vista, baby ( Terminator 2 )
Hello Clarice...( The Silence of the lambs )
Vind dit toch wel hele memorabele uitspraken in films.
Weet niet of hij al genoemd is maar:
I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss in your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong marine!
Col. Jessep in "A Few Good Men"
I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss in your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong marine!
Col. Jessep in "A Few Good Men"
#Yippiekayee Motherfucker! (Die Hard)
#It's Not Who I Am, But Where I Am (Scream)
#It Doesn't Matter If You Win By A Inch Or A Mile (The Fast And The Furious)
#So Say Hello, To My Little Friend (Scarface)
#Dude, Where's My Car, Dude Where's Your Car (Dude, Where's My Car)
#It's Not Who I Am, But Where I Am (Scream)
#It Doesn't Matter If You Win By A Inch Or A Mile (The Fast And The Furious)
#So Say Hello, To My Little Friend (Scarface)
#Dude, Where's My Car, Dude Where's Your Car (Dude, Where's My Car)
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Pulp Fiction - Jules winfield (Samuel L. Jackson)
Pulp Fiction - Jules winfield (Samuel L. Jackson)
Het versje uit Boondock Saints
das ook de mijne
echt vet !Versje uit Nightmare On Elmstreet
One..Two.. Freddy's Coming For You
Three..Four.. You Better Lock The Door
Five..Six.. Put Up Your Crucifix
Seven..Eight.. You Better Stay Up Late
Nine..Ten.. You'll Never Sleep Again
One..Two.. Freddy's Coming For You
Three..Four.. You Better Lock The Door
Five..Six.. Put Up Your Crucifix
Seven..Eight.. You Better Stay Up Late
Nine..Ten.. You'll Never Sleep Again
"There is no justice, without sin"
Sin City
"Let's go for a litlle ride."
The Fast And The Furious
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
Gladiator
Sin City
"Let's go for a litlle ride."
The Fast And The Furious
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
Gladiator
Godfather
"Keep you're friends close, and you're enemies closer."
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
The good the bad and the ugly
The good the bad and the ugly
rule nr.1 don't get high of your own supply
(scarface) heel duidelijk
(scarface) heel duidelijk
donateur
''We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing more irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we would be getting into that rotten stuff sooner or later.''
Fear and loathing in las vegas
Fear and loathing in las vegas
"and the Beer tastes like pis!"
"We know, cause we pis in it!!"
Vrouwelijke tourist klaagt over de belabberde smaak van het bier tegen de barman in Desperado!
"We know, cause we pis in it!!"
Vrouwelijke tourist klaagt over de belabberde smaak van het bier tegen de barman in Desperado!
-eeej zeg eens tegen mij wat zit je haar leuk.
-wat zit je haar leuk.
- dank je, neuken?
wie weet welke film?
-wat zit je haar leuk.
- dank je, neuken?
wie weet welke film?
wie weet welke film?
daar zijn andere topics voor
Beam me up, Scotty!
donateur
hallo boppers, dikke vette kop hé!!
Filmpje van paul de leeuw!!
Super foute film
Filmpje van paul de leeuw!!
Super foute film
These are my principles...
If you don't like them I got others...
kweet eigelijk neit meer welke film maar heb em laatst gezien
If you don't like them I got others...
kweet eigelijk neit meer welke film maar heb em laatst gezien
"ik werd vanmorgen wakker, ging zeiken en stond op... Ik dacht hier klopt iets niet...."
Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking- standing! I will P.T. you all until you fuckingdie! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
Full Metal Jacket
Full Metal Jacket
Ik heb er van jullie al een aantal gezien die cker in mijn top 10 staan, maar deze staat er nog niet bij (uit The big Lebowski):
"I don't like your jerkoff name, I don't like your jerk-off face, in don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you JERK-OFF"!
"I don't like your jerkoff name, I don't like your jerk-off face, in don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you JERK-OFF"!
"Oh my god, they killed Kenny!!"
Al Pacino in Carlito's Way
Just when I thought that I was out, they pull me back in...
Just when I thought that I was out, they pull me back in...
Suck my dick - Ron Jeremy
sorry die was flauw.
It is made by those who are dead.
And the dead KEEP IT !!
LOTR
It is made by those who are dead.
And the dead KEEP IT !!
LOTR
Ill be Back..
(permanent verbannen)
donateur
I AM THE YETI!!!
-american pie-
-american pie-
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Pulp Fiction
Trainspotting --> Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
Al Pacino in SCarface: I've got two things in this world. My word and my balls and i Dont break m for nobody!!
Pulp Fiction
Trainspotting --> Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
Al Pacino in SCarface: I've got two things in this world. My word and my balls and i Dont break m for nobody!!
"Keep you're friends close, and you're enemies closer."
Al Pacino in Scarface: I always tell the truth, even when I lie!!
Women can fake orgasems, men entire relationships
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jacket1.html
A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."
Robert de Niro in Heat
Robert de Niro in Heat
Assumption is the mother of all fuck-up's
buurman, wat doet u nu?
"I'll workshop my foot up your ass!"
Samuel L. Jackson in 'Shaft'
Samuel L. Jackson in 'Shaft'
We've been all raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
We are the all singing, all dancing, crap of the world.
Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?
Fight Club
We are the all singing, all dancing, crap of the world.
Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?
Fight Club
We had two bags of grass, seventy- five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi- colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."
oh yeh PULP FICTION
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."
oh yeh PULP FICTION
Donald Malarkey: Hey, Skip! I've been looking everywhere for you where've you been?
Warren Muck: Well Don I was at home in Tonnawanda but then Hitler started this whole thing so now I'm here.
Band of Brothers
Warren Muck: Well Don I was at home in Tonnawanda but then Hitler started this whole thing so now I'm here.
Band of Brothers
Soujiro Seta:
The strong shall live and the weak shall die. That's the natural order of things. I can't understand why you have to help the weak, weak people are irrelevant. Shishio made me realize that the strong should live. He taught me to kill the weak and be aware of the strong people. Shishio gave me a sword, and if not for that sword I wouldn't be alive today. He also made me realize that I don't have a choice. If I don't kill them, they'll kill me. But the truth is, I never really wanted to kill anybody.
The strong shall live and the weak shall die. That's the natural order of things. I can't understand why you have to help the weak, weak people are irrelevant. Shishio made me realize that the strong should live. He taught me to kill the weak and be aware of the strong people. Shishio gave me a sword, and if not for that sword I wouldn't be alive today. He also made me realize that I don't have a choice. If I don't kill them, they'll kill me. But the truth is, I never really wanted to kill anybody.
I said GOD DAMN...GOD DAMN (Mia Wallace, Pulp Fiction)
In de hemel staan allemaal klokken. Iedere keer als iemand aan sex denkt, gaat de klok een uur vooruit. Jouw klok staat bij Jesus op tafel als ventilator!
"Beter één vogel in de hand, dan géén hand"
Koko Flanel (1990)
Koko Flanel (1990)