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I'll be back
Voor de rest alles goed?
nie de beste, maar ik vind het hem wel kloppen en het is het engiste wat nu ff in me opkomt:
"wat nie gaat, gaat nie en wat wel goed gaat duurt ook geen eeuwigheid"
(uit Oesters van nam kee en ja ik weet het
domme film)
"wat nie gaat, gaat nie en wat wel goed gaat duurt ook geen eeuwigheid"
(uit Oesters van nam kee en ja ik weet het
domme film)laatste aanpassing
I'll be back
ME? I always tell the truth, even when I lie!!!!
SCARFACE
SCARFACE 
donateur
you want smiley sauce with that?
donateur
The saw is family 
Texas chainsaw massacre 3
Texas chainsaw massacre 3 Pants 
Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.
(Legally Blonde)
(Legally Blonde) donateur
Life is like a box of schocolats... you'll never know what you're gonna get...
(Forest Gump)
(Forest Gump)
Catch you on the flipside!
Boondock Saints
Boondock Saints
in war nothing else matters,only the men thats stands besides you,so if the bullet hits the fan then all,politics and all that shit is going out of the window.
black hawk down
black hawk down
ojeaaaaaah fuck me harder harder.
jenna jameson goes wild
jenna jameson goes wild
donateur
Im youre worst nightmare!!!
Rambo
Rambo
"I made him an offour he can not refuse"
Paardenkop in je bed, lekker wakker worden
*Paardenhoofd*
Paardenkop in je bed, lekker wakker worden
*Paardenhoofd*
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i'm the king of the world!!
Leonardo Dicaprio in Titanic
Bwahahahaaha geintjuh hoor
Wist ff geen ander
Leonardo Dicaprio in Titanic
Bwahahahaaha geintjuh hoor
Wist ff geen ander
buurman, wat doet u nu.
donateur
"You don't know the power of the darkside"
Starwars
Starwars
donateur
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"Now, if you're gonna be a hard ass about it, I've gotta disturb him, and let me tell ya, when he's into his music, he hates being disturbed."
Leon
(Don Creech)
"I like these calm little moments before the storm."
Leon
(Gary Oldman)
"They realised that to be in power, you didn't need guns, or money or even numbers. You just needed the will to do what the other guys wouldn't"
The Usual Suspect
(Kevin Spacey)
Leon
(Don Creech)
"I like these calm little moments before the storm."
Leon
(Gary Oldman)
"They realised that to be in power, you didn't need guns, or money or even numbers. You just needed the will to do what the other guys wouldn't"
The Usual Suspect
(Kevin Spacey)
donateur
In the game of seduction is only one rule! Never fall in love
!
! "live finds his way"
Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park
ET......phone...home
1 keer raden welke film
1 keer raden welke film
donateur
Screw you guy's i'm going home
Your mother sucks cocks in hell!!
blijft ook een goeie
blijft ook een goeie
How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd
People work jobs they hate, to buy shit they don't need
(tyler durden, fight club)
(tyler durden, fight club)
I Love The Smell Of Napalm In The Morning (Apocalypse Now)
I Know What You're Thinking, Did He Fire 6 Shots, Or Only 5?
Do You Feel Lucky Today? Well,.. Do Ya, Punk?
(Dirty Harry)
I Know What You're Thinking, Did He Fire 6 Shots, Or Only 5?
Do You Feel Lucky Today? Well,.. Do Ya, Punk?
(Dirty Harry)
I love weed...but not as much as I love pussy!
(Half Baked)
(Half Baked)
I make him an offer he can't refuse.
Vanity is definitely my favourite sin!
Al Pacino in the Devils Advocate
Al Pacino in the Devils Advocate
Ik kan veel uit Scarface opnoemen, maar:
"You guys remind me of a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob!"
"Boy, you're as useless as a cock-flavoured lollipop."
"Blade....Laser....BLAZER...."
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY!"
Uit Dodgeball, echt te hilarisch die film
XoNaR
"You guys remind me of a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob!"
"Boy, you're as useless as a cock-flavoured lollipop."
"Blade....Laser....BLAZER...."
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY!"
Uit Dodgeball, echt te hilarisch die film
XoNaR
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
fear and loathing
fear and loathing
Angela: I could go on and on about his cock, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang, yang...
four rooms
four rooms
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage.
Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage.
Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
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I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?
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So why did I do it? I could offer a million answers, all false.
The truth is that I'm a bad person, but that's going to change, I'm going to change. This is the last of this sort of thing. I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life.
I'm looking forward to it already.
I'm going to be just like you: the job, the family, the fucking big television, the washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electrical tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisurewear, luggage, three-piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing the gutters, getting by, looking ahead, to the day you die.
The truth is that I'm a bad person, but that's going to change, I'm going to change. This is the last of this sort of thing. I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life.
I'm looking forward to it already.
I'm going to be just like you: the job, the family, the fucking big television, the washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electrical tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisurewear, luggage, three-piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing the gutters, getting by, looking ahead, to the day you die.
Trainspotting (Volgende week op tv!)
I have a bad feeling about this..
(Star Wars)
(Star Wars)
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Samuel L Jackson aka Jules in Pulp Fiction
Samuel L Jackson aka Jules in Pulp Fiction
Luke, I'm your father!
(Darth Vader, Starwars)
(Darth Vader, Starwars)
Don't you play with me girl!
Just come here and die while you still have the option of doing it quickly!
Pinhead - Hellraiser 3
Just come here and die while you still have the option of doing it quickly!
Pinhead - Hellraiser 3
You need people like me! So you can point your fucking finger and say: That's the badguy!
(Tony Montana)
As far as i can remember i always wanted to be a gangster!
(Goodfellas)
If i go fag, you die!
(Anylize this)
And like that.... he's gone
(the usual suspects)
Times like these people wanne get high. Real high and real fast. this is gonna do it!
(New yack city)
Im mister Wolve, i solve problems
(Pulp fiction)
(Tony Montana)
As far as i can remember i always wanted to be a gangster!
(Goodfellas)
If i go fag, you die!
(Anylize this)
And like that.... he's gone
(the usual suspects)
Times like these people wanne get high. Real high and real fast. this is gonna do it!
(New yack city)
Im mister Wolve, i solve problems
(Pulp fiction)
Oja en....
Why don't you try to stick your head in your ass and see if it fits...
(Tony montana)
Why don't you try to stick your head in your ass and see if it fits...
(Tony montana)
"fucking what the fucking fuck who the fuck fucked this fucking, how did you 2 fucking fucks... fuck!!!"
boondock saints
Ik lig steeds weer dubbel als ik die vent weer zie flippen.
boondock saints
Ik lig steeds weer dubbel als ik die vent weer zie flippen.
donateur
On my signal, unleash hell...
(The Gladiator)
In nomine Patris, et Filii et Spiritus Sancti, AMEN
(Boondock Saints)
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
(Pulp Fiction)
(The Gladiator)
In nomine Patris, et Filii et Spiritus Sancti, AMEN
(Boondock Saints)
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
(Pulp Fiction)
any of you fucking pigs move or i'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya.pulp fiction
(The big Lebowski)
"My advice to you is to do what your parents did -- get a job!"
"Jesus."
"You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus."
"There's just one thing, Dude..."
"What's that?"
"Do you have to use so many cuss words?"
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
(Pulp Fiction)
It was a foot massage, a foot massage is nothing, I give my mother a foot massage.
It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holyies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
I'm not sayin' he was right, but you're sayin' a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm sayin' it does. I've given a million ladies a million foot massages and they all meant somethin'. We act like they don't, but they do. That's what's so fuckin' cool about 'em. This sensual thing's goin' on that nobody's talkin about, but you know it and she knows it, fuckin' Marsellus knew it, and Antwan shoulda known fuckin' better. That's his fuckin' wife, man. He ain't gonna have a sense of humor about that shit.
"My advice to you is to do what your parents did -- get a job!"
"Jesus."
"You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus."
"There's just one thing, Dude..."
"What's that?"
"Do you have to use so many cuss words?"
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
(Pulp Fiction)
It was a foot massage, a foot massage is nothing, I give my mother a foot massage.
It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holyies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
I'm not sayin' he was right, but you're sayin' a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm sayin' it does. I've given a million ladies a million foot massages and they all meant somethin'. We act like they don't, but they do. That's what's so fuckin' cool about 'em. This sensual thing's goin' on that nobody's talkin about, but you know it and she knows it, fuckin' Marsellus knew it, and Antwan shoulda known fuckin' better. That's his fuckin' wife, man. He ain't gonna have a sense of humor about that shit.
"What we do in life, echoes in eternity"
Russel Crowe, Gladiator.
"They where killing my marines, so yeah I said: Waste the motherfuckers!"
Samuel L. Jackson, Rules Of Engagement.
Russel Crowe, Gladiator.
"They where killing my marines, so yeah I said: Waste the motherfuckers!"
Samuel L. Jackson, Rules Of Engagement.
euhm...put some hot sauce on my burrito baby......
Give your self!!! To the darkside!!!
en.. en....
Lord Vader!!! Yes master? Rrrrrise!!!!
en.. en....
Lord Vader!!! Yes master? Rrrrrise!!!!
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donateur
Go home and get you're fucking shinebox