Wat is voor jou de beste citaat of onliner ooit uit de filmgeschiedenis?

yippiekayee motherfucker!

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas!

Pinhead: Burn? Oh, such a limited imagination!

Pinhead: Do I look like someone who cares about what God thinks?

Pinhead: The beauty of suffering

in this country you gotta make the money first, then when you get the money, you get the power, then when you get the power, then you get the women

SCAREFACE

-Why do you do this to yourself? Don't even get paid, risk getting arrested, for what?
-You don't know?
-No.
-The Nod.
-The Nod?
-Happens to me at least once every party. Some guy comes up to me and says "Thank you for making this happen... I needed this. This really meant something to me." And they nod... and I nod back.

-GROOVE- Are you feeling it?

Maar buurman, wat doet u nu?

I double deaR you mtf'r! tralala

pulp fiction

Arnie: Get DAUN!!!

Stalone: AAAAAAADRIAAAAANNNN!!

Michael Corleone: Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.

Michael Corleone: Never let anyone know what you are thinking.

Michael Corleone: When they come... they come at what you love.

Michael Corleone: Your enemies always get strong on what you leave behind.

Michael Corleone: The higher I go, the crookeder it becomes.

Michael Corleone: He'd better be careful. It's dangerous to be a honest man.

godfather prt.3

wel meerdere, ik word alleen vreselijk moe van die gehypede quotes..

scarface etc. wat die kampertjes steeds gebruik

"Son, this is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER UP THE ASS!"

The Big Lebowski

hilarische scene

"Put you're fucking mouth on the Curve!"
AMH X

"What are you lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be.You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers, and say "that's the bad guy"
Scarface

"Here's Johnny"
The Shining

Verander jij eens effe heel snel in een naakt wijf
Simon

Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends.

edward norton:25th hour

don't worry about my face, it didn't hurt that much

It must be your ass, cuz it ain't your face

Uitspraak van mike op maandag 25 juli 2005 om 23:11:

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rule nr.1 don't get high of your own supply

Dit is inderdaad een van de alle beste, een wijsheid die op vele fronten is toe te passen!

Net zo als: 'Every day above the ground is a good day' ook uit Scarface, ook één van mijn levensmotto's

Scarface

Do you want a baloon?

Bruce Willis in Die Hard: Jipikayee Motherfucker

Geniet van iedere dag boven de grond

Goodfellas:

That's the way it is with a wiseguy partner. He gets his money no matter what. You got no business? Fuck you, pay me. You had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. The place got hit by lightning? Fuck you, pay me.

I'm going to get mid evil on your ass

(als je t zo schrijft )

en de film heet euh......pulp fiction

en uit natural born killers:

how you like me now ? (juliette lewis)

als ze die vent ineentrapt.

Everybody thought I'd gone crazy. The
cops, my mom, everybody. But you see,
they all missed the point of the story.
I wasn't crazy. But when I was holding
the shotgun, it all became clear. I
realized for the first time my one true
calling in life.

Shit man... I'm a natural born killer!

pipo saperdeflap

Uitspraak van verwijderd op vrijdag 27 mei 2005 om 09:39:

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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

'Say hello to my little friend!'

Misschien beetje afgezaagd, maar zeker een meesterlijke opmerking

'Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches. Huh. You think you can do this shit... Jake. You think you can do this to me? You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. Shoe program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down. King Kong ain't got shit on me. That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't, fuck. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfucking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.'

Denzel Washington in Training Day. Ook meesterlijk hoe dit is gebruikt in het nummer Dead Motherfucker van Hellsystem

the power of christ compels you !!!

-Now for wrath, now for ruin, and a red dawn! Forth Eorlingas!

-Arise! Arise riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken! Shields shall be splintered! A sword-day! A red day! Ere the sun rises!

Ride now! Ride now! Ride for ruin! And the world's ending! Death!! Death!!!! Death!!!!!!!!


Lekker theatraal

Uitspraak van permanent verbannen op zondag 21 augustus 2005 om 17:58:

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wel meerdere, ik word alleen vreselijk moe van die gehypede quotes..

scarface etc. wat die kampertjes steeds gebruik

heel erg waar hoe vaak gaat scarface en ezechiel 25:17 nog voorbij komen

Cool Runnings

Uitspraak van Audiowaste op zondag 18 september 2005 om 01:08:

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Derice: Sanka, you dead?
Sanka: Ya man.

hahahaha das een hele mooie inderdaad

suck my dick!!!

MR. PINK: Fuck you, White! I didn't create this situation, I'm just dealin with it. You're acting like a first-year fuckin thief. I'm actin like a professional. They get him, they can get you, they get you, they get closer to me, and that can't happen. And you, you motherfucker, are looking at me like it's my fault. Ididn't tell him my name. I didn't tell him where I was from. I didn't tell him what I knew better than to tell him. Fuck, fifteen minutes ago, you almost told me your name. You, buddy, are stuck in a situation you created. So if you wanna throw bad looks somewhere, throw 'em at a mirror. So if you wanna shoot somebody, put that gun in your mouth and shoot yourself.

Uit: Reservoir Dogs
In films van Tarantino (of een scenario van hem) zitten een hoop goede quotes

William Munny: I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned.

William Munny: All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down.

Unforgiven, geweldig, gister weer eens gezien

"Let off some steem, Bennet"

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

The Usual Suspects

het eindstuk van trainspotting, met die lap tekst

werkelijk geniaal

God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

Weet je wat geinig is bekende film qoutes in een andere taal horen b.v.b. Luke, i am your father, come to the darkside in het duits ofzo.

Ich komme wieder!

Are you ready to be fucked man!!
You got a date on wednesday baby!!

The Jezus uit The Big Lebowski

climb up my ass zack
no thanks been there done that

she's all that

ik ben niet dik

uit vethard

Krijg de kolere kankerlijer....krijg je nog wel!!!
(KEES van Flodder)

adriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantjuhhhh­



algemeen bekend

Regering Krijg De Tering

"I'll be back before you can say blueberry pie"

also pulp fiction..

en dat gebed van de boondock saints.. ook erg vet

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

You're not gonna fuckin' kill me, are you?
> Not in front of these kids...

And tell him it's $70,000!
> $70,000?? Hell, my suits are worth more than that!

Payback

Boondock saints:
When I flash my flashing sword and my hand takes hold on judgement,
I will have vengance upon my enemies,
Whenever appeared or shall hates me.
Oh Lord, raise me to your right hand,
and count me among your saints.

Man will always be a man. There is no new man. We tried so hard to create a society that was equal, where there'd be nothing to envy your neighbour. But there's always something to envy. A smile, a friendship, something you don't have and want to appropriate. In this world there will always be rich and poor. Rich in gifts, poor in gifts. Rich in love, poor in love.