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algemeen bekend
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Regering Krijg De Tering
"I'll be back before you can say blueberry pie"
also pulp fiction..
en dat gebed van de boondock saints.. ook erg vet
also pulp fiction..
en dat gebed van de boondock saints.. ook erg vet
Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.
You're not gonna fuckin' kill me, are you?
> Not in front of these kids...
And tell him it's $70,000!
> $70,000?? Hell, my suits are worth more than that!
Payback
> Not in front of these kids...
And tell him it's $70,000!
> $70,000?? Hell, my suits are worth more than that!
Payback
Boondock saints:
When I flash my flashing sword and my hand takes hold on judgement,
I will have vengance upon my enemies,
Whenever appeared or shall hates me.
Oh Lord, raise me to your right hand,
and count me among your saints.
When I flash my flashing sword and my hand takes hold on judgement,
I will have vengance upon my enemies,
Whenever appeared or shall hates me.
Oh Lord, raise me to your right hand,
and count me among your saints.
donateur
Man will always be a man. There is no new man. We tried so hard to create a society that was equal, where there'd be nothing to envy your neighbour. But there's always something to envy. A smile, a friendship, something you don't have and want to appropriate. In this world there will always be rich and poor. Rich in gifts, poor in gifts. Rich in love, poor in love.
ooooooh... timbo is me net voor... 
boondock saints!! beste film ever!!
Conner MacManus:
Jesus! He brought a six-shooter!
Murphy MacManus: There were nine of them, you retard! What were you going to do with the last three, laugh them to death? Funny man?
Murphy MacManus: You and your fucking rope.
Paul Smecker: Brilliant! So now we got a Huge Guy theory and a Serial Crusher theory.
[After Smecker proves the Boston detectives wrong] Paul Smecker: We'll start the ass-kissing with you.
Rocco: I killed your cat! I thought that it would bring closure to our relationship!
en zo kan ik nog wel even doorgaan! film staat strak van de goede uitspraken!!
boondock saints!! beste film ever!!
Conner MacManus:
Jesus! He brought a six-shooter!
Murphy MacManus: There were nine of them, you retard! What were you going to do with the last three, laugh them to death? Funny man?
Murphy MacManus: You and your fucking rope.
Paul Smecker: Brilliant! So now we got a Huge Guy theory and a Serial Crusher theory.
[After Smecker proves the Boston detectives wrong] Paul Smecker: We'll start the ass-kissing with you.
Rocco: I killed your cat! I thought that it would bring closure to our relationship!
en zo kan ik nog wel even doorgaan! film staat strak van de goede uitspraken!!
donateur
"Why don't you try stickin' your head up your ass, and see if it fits..."
Tony Montana - Scarface
Tony Montana - Scarface
Al pacino in Carlito's way 
Ok!! I'm reloaded!! Come on in here you motherfuckers! Come on, I'm waiting for you... What! you ain't comin' in?? Ok, I'm comin' out!!... Oh, you're up against it now, motherfuckers. I'm gonna blow your fuckin' brains out!!... You think you're big time??... You gonna fuckin' die big time!... You ready??... Here come the pain!!
En Joe pesci als Nikki in Casino
You know... I think that you've gotten the wrong impression about me. I think in all fairness, I should explain to you what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and walk in and see you, and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide open in front of everybody in the the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be comin' out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. Because I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
Heerlijk!!
Ok!! I'm reloaded!! Come on in here you motherfuckers! Come on, I'm waiting for you... What! you ain't comin' in?? Ok, I'm comin' out!!... Oh, you're up against it now, motherfuckers. I'm gonna blow your fuckin' brains out!!... You think you're big time??... You gonna fuckin' die big time!... You ready??... Here come the pain!!
En Joe pesci als Nikki in Casino
You know... I think that you've gotten the wrong impression about me. I think in all fairness, I should explain to you what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and walk in and see you, and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide open in front of everybody in the the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be comin' out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. Because I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
Heerlijk!!
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En Joe pesci als Nikki in Casino
You know... I think that you've gotten the wrong impression about me. I think in all fairness, I should explain to you what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and walk in and see you, and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide open in front of everybody in the the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be comin' out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. Because I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
hahaha! ik zie die kleine dikke daar weer staan ja! funny shit
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return"
moulin rouge
moulin rouge
The Jezus uit The Big Lebowski
"..until the trigger says..... click!"
"fuck, what the fuck, how did you two fucking fucks fuck!!"
boondock saints!! als rocco aka the funnyman binnenkomt in de hotelkamer met 9 dode russen
boondock saints!! als rocco aka the funnyman binnenkomt in de hotelkamer met 9 dode russen
'Cheese Royal' 
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Pete Clemenza:Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes
Michael Corleone: I'll make him an offer he can't refuse
Michael Corleone: I'll make him an offer he can't refuse
Don't get high on your own supply
Al Pacino
Al Pacino
O-Dog in Menace to society
Hey, you know what, nigger? You acting like a little bitch right now. You acting real paranoid and shit. Now, these motherfuckers smoked your goddam cousin in front of you, nigga! Blew his head off in front of your face, and you ain't gonna do shit? You acting like a little bitch right now, nigga. Man, fuck that. I ain't letting that shit ride. We gonna go in and smoke all these motherfuckers. I don't care who the fuck out there. Goddamn it, is you down, nigger?
Hey, you know what, nigger? You acting like a little bitch right now. You acting real paranoid and shit. Now, these motherfuckers smoked your goddam cousin in front of you, nigga! Blew his head off in front of your face, and you ain't gonna do shit? You acting like a little bitch right now, nigga. Man, fuck that. I ain't letting that shit ride. We gonna go in and smoke all these motherfuckers. I don't care who the fuck out there. Goddamn it, is you down, nigger?
Boondock saints:
When I flash my flashing sword and my hand takes hold on judgement,
I will have vengance upon my enemies,
Whenever appeared or shall hates me.
Oh Lord, raise me to your right hand,
and count me among your saints.
Jaa zekers, echt een super film!!!
Boondock Saints:
Connor, Murphy: And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand...
Il Duce: ...that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be, In Nomine Patris, Et Fili, Et Spiritus Sancti.
Connor, Murphy: And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand...
Il Duce: ...that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be, In Nomine Patris, Et Fili, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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Doug sees four Jewish kids smoking]
Doug the Head: What are you doing?
Jewish Boy: [spits] It's a free country isn't it?
Doug the Head: Well it isn't a free shop is it? So fuck off.
-
Tyrone: I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.
Vinny: Your seats? Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.
-
Sol: He's a natural, ain't you Tyrone?
Tyrone: 'course I am...
*reverses into parked van*
Vinny: A natural fucking idiot.
Snatch
Doug the Head: What are you doing?
Jewish Boy: [spits] It's a free country isn't it?
Doug the Head: Well it isn't a free shop is it? So fuck off.
-
Tyrone: I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.
Vinny: Your seats? Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.
-
Sol: He's a natural, ain't you Tyrone?
Tyrone: 'course I am...
*reverses into parked van*
Vinny: A natural fucking idiot.
Snatch
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"fuck, what the fuck, how did you two fucking fucks fuck!!"
Die is gaaf
Boondock Saints
Inderdaad uit Pulp Fiction wel erg veel mooie quotes, meeste zijn al genoemd. Nog twee dan:
Jules: What does Marsellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: What country you from? Brett: What? Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of... they speak English in what? [pulls out gun] Say "what" again. I dare you, I double dare you. English, motherfucker, do you speak it? Brett: Yes. Jules: Then you know what I'm saying. Brett: Yes. Jules: What does Marsellus Wallace look like? Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: Bald.... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch? Brett: No... Jules: Yes you were... yes you were, and the only person Marsellus Wallace likes to be fucked by is Mrs. Wallace.
Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead
In True Romance zitten er ook aardig wat:
Coccotti: You know who I am, Mr. Worley?
Clifford Worley: I got no idea.
Coccotti: I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincent Coccotti. I work as counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, the man your son stole from. I hear you were once a cop so I can assume you've heard of us before. Am I correct?
Clifford Worley: I heard of Blue Lou Boyle.
Coccotti: I'm glad. Hopefully it means we can cut out the part of the conversation where you're wondering how full of shit I am.
Clifford Worley: I got no idea.
Coccotti: I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincent Coccotti. I work as counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, the man your son stole from. I hear you were once a cop so I can assume you've heard of us before. Am I correct?
Clifford Worley: I heard of Blue Lou Boyle.
Coccotti: I'm glad. Hopefully it means we can cut out the part of the conversation where you're wondering how full of shit I am.
Clarence Worley: Eliot, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot: What?
Clarence Worley: I said do I look like a beautiful blonde with big big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot: No.
Clarence Worley: No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? You wanna fuck me?
Elliot: What?
Clarence Worley: I said do I look like a beautiful blonde with big big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot: No.
Clarence Worley: No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? You wanna fuck me?
Rest staat hier:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108399/quotes
Maar de allermooiste blijft die uit Cool Runnings,
Derice: Sanka, you dead?
Sanka: Ya man.
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Pulpfiction en die grote Mr.Wallace die Bruce Willis in die auto ziet zitten.
"Motherfucker"
zit er de hele week al mee in me hoofd hahaha
"Motherfucker"
zit er de hele week al mee in me hoofd hahaha
zit er de hele week al mee in me hoofd hahaha
Joh
Uitspraak van 
Audiowaste op zondag 18 september 2005 om 01:08:
Derice: Sanka, you dead?
Sanka: Ya man.
Audiowaste op zondag 18 september 2005 om 01:08:Derice: Sanka, you dead?
Sanka: Ya man.
Derice: Sanka, you dead?
Sanka: Ya man.
Lol!
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Uitspraak van Nimf.Nl op maandag 11 juli 2005 om 22:58:
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled is convincing the world he never existed
The Devil's Advocate
nee, The Usual Suspects
Uitspraak van Nimf.Nl op maandag 11 juli 2005 om 22:58:
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled is convincing the world he never existed
The Devil's Advocate
nee, The Usual Suspects
Nimf.Nl
Owww ok, zat ik ff fout
Owww ok, zat ik ff fout
Nee, je zat niet fout hoor, Al Pacino zei dit ook in The Devil's Advocate ...
True Romance... Tarantino
DREXL
Floyd say he don't be eatin' pussy.
BIG D
Shit, any nigger say he don't eat pussy is lyin' his ass off.
DREXL
I heard that.
FLOYD
Hold on a second, Big D. You sayin' you eat pussy?
BIG D
Nigger, I eat everything. I eat pussy. I eat the butt. I eat every motherfuckin' thang.
DREXL
Preach on, Big D.
FLOYD
Look here. If I ever did eat some pussy, I would never eat any pussy but, if I did eat some pussy, I sure as hell wouldn't tell no goddamn body. I'd be ashamed as a motherfucker.
BIG D
Shit! Nigger you smoke enough sherm your dumb ass will do a lot a crazy ass things. So you won't eat pussy? Motherfucker, you be up in there suckin' niggers' dicks.
DREXL
Floyd say he don't be eatin' pussy.
BIG D
Shit, any nigger say he don't eat pussy is lyin' his ass off.
DREXL
I heard that.
FLOYD
Hold on a second, Big D. You sayin' you eat pussy?
BIG D
Nigger, I eat everything. I eat pussy. I eat the butt. I eat every motherfuckin' thang.
DREXL
Preach on, Big D.
FLOYD
Look here. If I ever did eat some pussy, I would never eat any pussy but, if I did eat some pussy, I sure as hell wouldn't tell no goddamn body. I'd be ashamed as a motherfucker.
BIG D
Shit! Nigger you smoke enough sherm your dumb ass will do a lot a crazy ass things. So you won't eat pussy? Motherfucker, you be up in there suckin' niggers' dicks.
"fuck, what the fuck, how did you two fucking fucks fuck!!"
zeker geweldige film en mooi citaat..
verder ben ik fan van vele citaten uit Pirates of the Caribbean, maar die zullen wel niet tot 'hoogstaande citaten' gerekend worden
Babylonian code of law, book of tank, eye for an eye motherfucker... But you allready know that Bullet?
Film: Bullet
''Hate is bagage, life's to short to be pist off al the time, it's just not worth it''
film: american history x
verder zit de film: Thin red line ook vol met goede teksten niet egt citaten maar de gedachtes van betreffende personen worden die verwoord door.
Film: Bullet
''Hate is bagage, life's to short to be pist off al the time, it's just not worth it''
film: american history x
verder zit de film: Thin red line ook vol met goede teksten niet egt citaten maar de gedachtes van betreffende personen worden die verwoord door.
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This is what it's all about, it's what we live fore!
Hooligans
Hooligans
donateur
"Are you gona bark all day little doggie, or are you gona bite me?"
Mr. Blond in Reservoir Dogs
"Nobody is perfect"
Lex Luthor in Superman 1.
"This is the beginning of a beautifull friendship"
Humprey Boogard in Casablanca.
" Resistance is futille".
Captain Jean Luc Picard
Mr. Blond in Reservoir Dogs
"Nobody is perfect"
Lex Luthor in Superman 1.
"This is the beginning of a beautifull friendship"
Humprey Boogard in Casablanca.
" Resistance is futille".
Captain Jean Luc Picard
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Appierijn citeer 12 juli 2005 09:05
Uitspraak van Nimf.Nl op maandag 11 juli 2005 om 22:58:
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled is convincing the world he never existed
The Devil's Advocate
nee, The Usual Suspects
Nimf.Nl
Owww ok, zat ik ff fout
Nee, je zat niet fout hoor, Al Pacino zei dit ook in The Devil's Advocate ...
- Who's bike is this?
+ This is not a bike, it's a chopper baby
- Who's chopper is this?
+ Zed
- Who's Zed?
+ Zed is dead baby, Zed is dead.
Pulp Fiction. Het is wel geen oneliner, maar ik vind het wel een leuk dialoogje.
+ This is not a bike, it's a chopper baby
- Who's chopper is this?
+ Zed
- Who's Zed?
+ Zed is dead baby, Zed is dead.
Pulp Fiction. Het is wel geen oneliner, maar ik vind het wel een leuk dialoogje.
donateur
"Suck my balls and call me a bitch"
Saddam Hoessein in southpark the movie.
Saddam Hoessein in southpark the movie.
i kill people for money..
but you,re my friend..i kill you for free
but you,re my friend..i kill you for free
"the board is set, the pieces are moving..."
van Gandalf in Lord of the Rings...ik zou niet weten waarom, maar hoe hij het zei, ik vond het zo mooi
van Gandalf in Lord of the Rings...ik zou niet weten waarom, maar hoe hij het zei, ik vond het zo mooi
Welcome To Wonderland Alice
(nightmare on elmstreet part ??)
(nightmare on elmstreet part ??)
"Assumption is the mother of all fuck-up's"
Weet iemand uit welke film?
Weet iemand uit welke film?
Ghehe van de Bonus DVD van Scarface..zinnen die ze veranderd hebben voor de amerikaanse televisie:
"This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town is like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked."
in:
"This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town is like one big chicken jus' waitin' to be plucked."
"How ya getta scar like that from eatin' pussy, man?"
in:
"How ya getta scar like that from eatin' pinneaple, man?"
"This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town is like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked."
in:
"This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town is like one big chicken jus' waitin' to be plucked."
"How ya getta scar like that from eatin' pussy, man?"
in:
"How ya getta scar like that from eatin' pinneaple, man?"
Assumption is the mother of all fuck-up's
Under Siege 2, van die terrorist
Strange memories onthis nervous night in Las Vegas
Has it been five years ? Six ?
It seems like a lifetime, the kindof peak that never comes again
San Franciscoin the middle 60'
was a very special place to be a part of...
but no explanation
no mix of words or music or memories...
can touch that sense of knowingthat you were there and alive...
in that corner of time in the world,whatever it meant.
There was madnessin any direction...
Come on, people, now ~- at any hour.
You could strike sparks anywhere.
There was a fantasticuniversal sense...
that whatever we were doing was right,that we were winning
That sense of inevitable victory...
over the forcesof old and evil.
Not in any mean or military sense--we didn't need that.
Our energywould simply prevail.
We had all the momentum.
We were riding the crestof a high and beautiful wave.
- So now, less than five years later...
you can go up a steep hillin Las Vegas and look west...
and with the right kindof eyes...
you can almost seethe high-water mark...
that place where the wave finally broke...
and rolled back.
Has it been five years ? Six ?
It seems like a lifetime, the kindof peak that never comes again
San Franciscoin the middle 60'
was a very special place to be a part of...
but no explanation
no mix of words or music or memories...
can touch that sense of knowingthat you were there and alive...
in that corner of time in the world,whatever it meant.
There was madnessin any direction...
Come on, people, now ~- at any hour.
You could strike sparks anywhere.
There was a fantasticuniversal sense...
that whatever we were doing was right,that we were winning
That sense of inevitable victory...
over the forcesof old and evil.
Not in any mean or military sense--we didn't need that.
Our energywould simply prevail.
We had all the momentum.
We were riding the crestof a high and beautiful wave.
- So now, less than five years later...
you can go up a steep hillin Las Vegas and look west...
and with the right kindof eyes...
you can almost seethe high-water mark...
that place where the wave finally broke...
and rolled back.
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im just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her
nothing hill
nothing hill