pagina 3 · Wat is voor jou de beste citaat of onliner ooit uit de filmgeschiedenis?

yippiekayee motherfucker!

aha wist ik niet, heb film nog niet gezien

dude, where is my car?

In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it.
In the fifth, my ass goes down.

And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Then what do they call it?
They call it a Royale with cheese.
A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

Which one is your wallet?
It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker.

Alle 3 uit Pulp Fiction

"Catch you on the flip side" -Boondog Saints-

I thought you were dead...
Yeah i get that a lot !

( Alien Resurrection )

I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into 9 guys you've fucked

(Boondock saints)

dont drink and drive just smoke and fly

It's not hard to die well, hard is to live well

"Two men can keep a secret,
as long as one of them is dead"

me so honey , full metal jacket en nog meerdere films

boondock saints

dan de laatste speech in de rechtzaal

donateur

" you need people like me,so you can point your fucking finger and say, that's the badguy"

als ie nog niet genoemd is

Uitspraak van verwijderd op vrijdag 27 mei 2005 om 09:39:
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Idd beste citaat ooit!!!

"Ich liebe es wenn ein plann funktioniert!!"

Hannibal Smith van de A-team. ( geNazisinchroniseerd )

geen quote maar wel een kippenvelmoment.... de eerste adem van darth vader in star wars 3

There he goes, one of God's own prototypes, a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production, too weird to live too weird to die

Uitspraak van Zwa - Ariano op vrijdag 3 juni 2005 om 22:28:
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geNazisinchroniseerd

'zucht'

zucht??
Tis gewoon een woord uit "het 3fm woordenboek" hoor..

laatste aanpassing 4 juni 2005 11:13

"Mitch.... Unleash the fury"

Tom Green in Road trip.

laatste aanpassing 4 juni 2005 11:17

this is my safety ,sir

you delta's are un bunce of cowboys , in de field you goanna need my rangers.

Black hawk down

nee maar daar hebben we DE DOMINEE uit de film de dominee

Uitspraak van Kuijpers op zaterdag 28 mei 2005 om 17:26:
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And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Then what do they call it?
They call it a Royale with cheese.
A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

deze is ook cool

Matt Damon!

Uit Team America World Police, ondanks films als Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing, is dit (tot nu toe, en naar mijn mening) de meeste geweldige film ooit, wat een gekken die lui van Southpark!

Derka derka derka, Allah Jihad, Mohammed Ali, Sherpa sherpa

Snatch

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me!

Blackadder

It is said that the civilized man seeks out good and intelligent company, so that by learned discourse, he may rise above the savage, and be closer to God. Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me that I'm best.

Just because I can give multiple orgasms to the furniture just by sitting, doesn't mean that I'm not sick of this damn war.

Lock, stock and two smoking barrels

If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.

Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.

Boondock Saints

And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, et fili et spiritu sancti.

They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it.

True Romance

I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis.

Don't condescend me, man. I'll fuckin' kill ya, man.

Six Feet Under

You looked so intense, the way you pointed your little alarm thingy at your car, like, "Fuck you, car, now you're locked."

Look, I have to go identify our dead father's body. I'm sorry you're having a bad drug experience, but deal with it.

The Fast and the Furious

Vin Diesel

Is doesn't matter if you're winning by an inch or a mile, winning is winning!

Uitspraak van remco's op maandag 23 mei 2005 om 21:52:
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Ik zal geweldig wraak nemen op hen en ze gruwelijk straffen.
Als ik mijn wraak aan hen voltrek, zullen ze erkennen dat ik de heer ben."

citeer niet vertaal

Uitspraak van verwijderd op donderdag 2 juni 2005 om 18:23:
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Uitspraak van Trasher of Souls op vrijdag 27 mei 2005 om 09:39:
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

juist dit is de beste ja

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled is convincing the world he never existed

The Devil's Advocate

donateur

Uitspraak van verwijderd op vrijdag 27 mei 2005 om 09:39:
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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon they with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon they."

Zonder twijfel!

Hoewel de one-liner uit The Mask, "Look Mom, I'm roadkill, wha ha ha!!!" ook master blijft!

Uitspraak van Spartan Law Online op maandag 11 juli 2005 om 22:58:
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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled is convincing the world he never existed

The Devil's Advocate

nee, The Usual Suspects

donateur

Dat citaat uit blow, wat ook vaak terug komt in platen.

Yes ladies and gentleman this is 100% concaine pure discoshit.

Uitspraak van Jones op dinsdag 12 juli 2005 om 03:04:
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Uitspraak van Trasher of Souls op vrijdag 27 mei 2005 om 09:39:
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon they with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon they."

Dit blijft natuurlijk de enige echte topper!!

De hele conversatie aan het begin van reservoir dogs over het geven van een fooi is ook erg goed!!

Uitspraak van verwijderd op dinsdag 12 juli 2005 om 09:28:
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De hele conversatie aan het begin van reservoir dogs over het geven van een fooi is ook erg goed!!

I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.

Pulp Fiction...
ofcourse Ezekiel 25:17....
maar deze is ook wel ok...

Butch, whose motorcycle is this?
Whose chopper is this?
It's a chopper
Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead.

Reservoir dogs....
het allereerste wat in de film gezegd wordt...

MR. PINK
"Like a Virgin" is all about a
girl who digs a guy with a big
dick. The whole song is a
metaphor for big dicks.

voor de mede Tarantino liefhebbers...www.tarantino.info
de scripts van de meeste films staan er ook op....

donateur

Uitspraak van verwijderd op dinsdag 12 juli 2005 om 09:28:
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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon they with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon they."

het blijft natuurlijk wel gewoon een ordinair stukkie uit de bijbel!

maar schitterende tekst idd.

donateur

Here's Johnny !!!

Appierijn citeer 12 juli 2005 09:05
Uitspraak van Nimf.Nl op maandag 11 juli 2005 om 22:58:
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled is convincing the world he never existed

The Devil's Advocate

nee, The Usual Suspects

Owww ok, zat ik ff fout

laatste aanpassing 13 juli 2005 15:23

donateur

'Domme vragen bestaan niet, alleen domme mensen' mr. Garrison

'Niet geschikt bevonden voor alle leeftijden'

You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs.

hannibal - silence of the lambs

Tommy DeVito: But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?

Tommy DeVito: How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the FUCK is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny.

Henry Hill: Get the fuck outta here, Tommy.

Tommy DeVito: Ha ha. I almost had you.

Goodfellas

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

laatste aanpassing 13 juli 2005 20:41

@--->Appierijn, k heb t ff nagekeken idd je heb gelijk

Vond ik wel weer een andere

Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow... And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.

The Devils'Advocate

laatste aanpassing 14 juli 2005 12:54

Pikachu,ik kies jouw!!!!

Doe de bliksemstraal,Pikachu!!!!

Pokémon-The Movie

Uitspraak van Kuijpers op zaterdag 28 mei 2005 om 17:26:
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And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Then what do they call it?
They call it a Royale with cheese.
A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

Idd, één van de meest memorabele scenes uit Pulp Fiction, maar vergeet niet de discussie die daarvoor kwam, over de Hollandse frites met Mayonaise.

"I love the smell of fresh napalm in the morning, it smells like... Victory"

Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now

donateur

Life is just like a box of chocolats,you never know what you gonna get....
(Tom Hanks in 'Forrest Gump')

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

gladiator

What the fuck?
Fuck Fuck
How Did you two motherfuckers
FUCK
uit Boondock Saints.

Chinese foooooooooood....
....and then....and then......and then and then and then (enz.)
uit Dude where's my car.

Het versje uit Boondock Saints en het stukje uit de bijbel uit Reservoir Dogs

there's no point in living
if you can't feel alive

en het stukje uit de bijbel uit Reservoir Dogs

je bedoeld zeker uit pulp fiction

You know... I think that you've gotten the wrong impression about me. I think in all fairness, I should explain to you what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and walk in and see you, and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide open in front of everybody in the the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be comin' out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. Because I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do. And we know what you do, don't we, Charlie? You fuck people out of money and get away with it.

Nikki in Casino

"They're coming to get you, Barbra!"

Night of the living dead