Legendarische uitspraken

welke uitspraken in films of televisie series zul je om wat voor reden dan ook niet snel meer vergeten

ik vind zelf deze uitspraken wel meesterlijk :


arnold schwarzenegger - i'll be back ( film : the terminator )

jack nicholson - i'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss in your dead skull , you fucked with the wrong marine ( film : a few good men )

ed o'neill ( al bundy ) - be gone woman ( tv serie : married with children )

(Joey) How you doing..? (tv serie : friends)

how you doin'

(friends)

edit:

Uitspraak van verwijderd op dinsdag 12 juni 2007 om 23:59:

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(Joey) How you doing..? (tv serie : friends)

shit je bent me voor

Hahaha

ach er zijn er zoveel, kan ze me alleen nooit precies herinneren

partyflock gebruikers: "sterf, ban, slotje!"

´´Say hello to my little friend ´´

fuck casper gomez fuck the fucking diaz brothers fuck em all

Scarface

'I`ll be back'


Je weet wel welke.

ken het nooit onthoude helaas..maar als ik er 1 weet zal k m hier neerkalken

kiefer sutherland ( jack bauer ) - i'm just doiing my job ( tv serie : 24 )

'Ooh ja, Wolfgang fick mich...fick mich!'



Je weet wel welke.

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:22:

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'Ooh ja, Wolfgang fick mich...fick mich!'



Je weet wel welke

zit je weer naar *private spice* te kijken ?

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:26:

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zit je weer naar *private spice* te kijken ?

Had ik die zender maar

Ik moet het doen met http://www.missglad.com/webtv/webtv.php?categ_id=153

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:30:

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Had ik die zender maar

digitenne nemen gast is nog goedkoper als de kabel ook

Ezechiel 25:17

Uitspraak van luckyBastard13 op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:32:

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Ezechiel 25:17

is dat met die os , die ezel , die dienstknecht en die dienstmaagd ?

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
-kpt Kilgore... Apocalypse Now

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:30:

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Had ik die zender maar

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:32:

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digitenne nemen gast is nog goedkoper als de kabel ook

En digitaal!

If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the pussy who's gonna drink it!

Lock stock....DE film!

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:35:

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is dat met die os , die ezel , die dienstknecht en die dienstmaagd ?

cultuurbarbaar


en dan na 6 minuten...


Maar je kijkt de hele scene even natuurlijk.

is dit nie n soortgelijk topic ?

Uitspraak van Dynamike op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:46:

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is dit nie n soortgelijk topic ?

jup maar ik had em niet gevonden en bovendien zie ik dat de laatste reactie langer dan een maand terug is dus niet dubbel

"and k-billy’s super sounds of the 70’s continious "

Reservoir dogs

"Jippiekayeee"

*Die Hard.

i'll give you 10, exactly 10 seconds, untill I gauge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you.

full metal jacket

fuck me jezus

the exorcist

Kate: Where are you taking us?
Richie: Mexico.
Kate: What's in Mexico?
Richie: Mexicans.

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Chet Pussy: All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
[sniffs]
Chet Pussy: smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

From Dusk Till Damn, 1996

Uitspraak van M op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 08:44:

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e: Where are you taking us?
Richie: Mexico.
Kate: What's in Mexico?
Richie: Mexicans.

zondagavond nog gekeken! zoó vet!

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:35:

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is dat met die os , die ezel , die dienstknecht en die dienstmaagd ?

Bolkut.. cultuurbarbaar!

OT:

Shepards we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee. Power have to send it forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So shall we flow a river forth to thy, and teeming of souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti

Uitspraak van Danny4G63 op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:09:

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Scarface

Die zit vol met heldhaftige citaten.
"All I got in this world are my balls and my word, and I don't break them for no one."

Uit A Clockwork Orange, een van de vele geweldige citaten:
"As we walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside but thinking all the time, so now it was to be Georgie the General, saying what we should do and what not to do, and Dim as his mindless, grinning bulldog. But, suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones and that the oomny ones use like inspiration and what Bog sends, for now it was lovely music that came to my aid and I viddied at once what to do. There was a window open with the stereo on."

Dat taalgebruik.

Homer Jay Simpson

The Boondock Saints

krijg de velle! (ciske de rat)

Uitspraak van luckyBastard13 op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:45:

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cultuurbarbaar

Uitspraak van Neillcee op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 10:11:

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Bolkut.. cultuurbarbaar!

ja nou weet ik het wel

nu ik het filmpje ziet begint het weer te dagen ja

im the king of the world ( Jack Dawson, titanic)

as your authorney i advise you to rent a fast car with no top....(incl de daaropvolgende zin)
fear and loathing

and one for the dokter *sniff*
eveneens fear and loathing

do they pay you to screw that bear
je raad t al

Here's Johny!

“You wanna talk rules? You wanna talk all that old- school bullshit? Then remember this rule: I am the motherfuckin'-fuckin' one who calls the shots!”

Hi Georgy, do you want a baloon?
Do they float?
Oh yes, they all float down here

Are you talking to me

"I'm gonna rape you, then I'm gonna kill you and after that I'm gonna rape you again!"

fotget about it

Uitspraak van Audionysos op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 11:45:

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Die zit vol met heldhaftige citaten.

''im tony montana you fuck with me you fuckin with the best''
''you all bunch of fuckin assholes you know why?? you dont have the guts to be who you want to be''

''me?? i always tell the truth even when i lie''

Uitspraak van Danny4G63 op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 16:15:

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''me?? i always tell the truth even when i lie''

Jaaa!

"Who put this thing together? ME! Not you! Who I'm gonna trust? ME!"

enzovoorts

Uitspraak van permanent verbannen op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:06:

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partyflock gebruikers: "sterf, ban, slotje!"

Dirty Harry (1971):"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

Uitspraak van Audionysos op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 17:10:

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enzovoorts

´´you think you can take me? you need a fuckin army to take me!!´

´´ kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real good´´

en deze vink echt geweldig

Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits

"You remember what a 'haza' is Frank? It's a pig that don't fly straight. Neither do you, Frank."

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.



Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. Balls. You got that?

- Did you see a sign on my lawn that says 'dead nigger storage'? No?
Do you know why? Because there isn't one!!

- Well, the thing on my mind right now isn't the good coffee in my
cup, it's the dead nigger in my garage

- Jules: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?

- Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I
dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more
goddamn time!
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
(Jules shoots Brett in shoulder)
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And
Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs.
Wallace.

- Marcellus: No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr.-
soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing -pain-
rapist here

- Fabienne: Whose motocycle is this?
Butch: It's not a motorcycle, it's a chopper baby!
Fabienne: Well whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead.

Pulp Fiction..
een van de beste films ooit! punt.

kan wel allemaal mooie legendarische uitspraken citeren,
maar dit filmpje is één en al legendarisch

Uitspraak van DeVious op donderdag 14 juni 2007 om 13:14:

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- Did you see a sign on my lawn that says 'dead nigger storage'? No?
Do you know why? Because there isn't one!!

die loopt net wat anders....

Uitspraak van luckyBastard13 op donderdag 14 juni 2007 om 13:35:

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die loopt net wat anders....

Klopt ja.. dacht 'm nog zo uit m'n hoofd te weten
Zo hoort 'ie:

Jimmie: Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, 'Dead nigger storage'?
Jules: Jimmie....
Jimmie: Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said 'Dead nigger storage'?
Jules: Naw man, I didn't.
Jimmie: You know why you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business!

''Why don't you handle yourself one of them first class tickets to the resurrection''

''So long mel have a good trip''

Omar:you're here to watch my back,so watch my back
Tony:better than your front let me tell you,it's easier to watch

do you knwo how they call a big mac in france? A royal with cheese!

sowieso is idd Pulp dikste film ooit

"I want a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the taters, I want to shit in your hat, and I got to have Mae West sit on my face, because I am one horny motherfucker!"

Toot uit green mile

"One shall stand.., and one shall Fall" {optimus prime:transformers the movie 1984}
"I will rule the universe, even if I am the only one left in the universe." {starscream:transformers the movie 1984}
"If I want to know what's on your mind, I'll splatter it on the wall and see for myself!" {blitswing:transformers the movie 1984}
"Just remember, there's a thin line between being a hero and being a memory."{optimus prime:transformers the movie 1984}

"And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."


Boondock Saints

Zsa Zsa Gabor: Mijn visie op de ideale wereld? Waar alle vrouwen getrouwd zijn en alle mannen vrijgezel

Love It

"If I want to know what's on your mind, I'll splatter it on the wall and see for myself!" {blitswing:transformers the movie 1984}

Reservoir Dogs

Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.

Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
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Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Because you're a faggot, alright?

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Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

Tom Hanks,Catch Me If You Can


Carl Hanratty : Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke?
Earl Amdursky : Yeah. Yeah, we'd love to hear a joke from you.
Carl Hanratty : Knock knock.
Earl Amdursky : Who's there?
Carl Hanratty : Go fuck yourselves

you need people like me, so you can point your finger and say thats the badguy...

Tony fucckin montana!

Uitspraak van verwijderd op maandag 18 juni 2007 om 21:32:

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Tony fucckin montana!

say hello to my little friend

Uitspraak van luckyBastard13 op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:45:

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Maar je kijkt de hele scene even natuurlijk.

Natuurlijk, pulp fiction is meesterwerk
"God came down from heaven and stopped these motherfucking bullets"

billy the kid im gonna make you famous van the young guns

Is toch fokking niet normaal!

-Terror Jaap uit de Gouden kooi

Uitspraak van New.World.Order. op donderdag 21 juni 2007 om 23:58:

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pulp fiction

Die film is onderhand gewoon een lange meesterlijke quote

''I love the smell of napalm in the morning''



Uit Apocalypse now

Prachtig om te zien hoe relaxt die kerel blijft terwijl iedereen helemaal angstig en hyper reageert tijdens dat bombardement, en maar surfen tussen die bommen door , echt een heldenfilm

Uitspraak van N@RCISSA & VORTEX op zaterdag 16 juni 2007 om 15:46:

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Reservoir Dogs

Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.

Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
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Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Because you're a faggot, alright?

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Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

, Tarantino

working harder than the hotdog guy at the fatguy convention.

fez in that 70s show

I'm your worse nightmare - Sly Stallone in Rambo

type:niet lullen maar pellen!!!!!!

Thei Sjiep : Zoepe tot we Kroepe

"Dude, where's my car?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px5BQTmt3jI

Yippi Ka-Jay Motherfucker!

"They were killing my marines, so yeah I said: Waste the motherfuckers!"

Samuel L. Jackson, Rules Of Engagement

I ain't going no plane...


Shut up you foul.....


BA van de A-team

Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)


Pinhead: [shouting] Don't debate with me, girl! Just come here and die while you still have the option of doing it quickly!

"Tonight we make soap"


Fightclub

Nice Guy Eddie:
Ain't that a sad sight, Daddy, the man walks in the prison a white man, walks out talkin' like a fuckin' nigger. You know what, I think it's all that black semen been pumped up your ass so far, now it's backed into your fuckin brain, and it's coming out your mouth!

Reservoir Dogs

en heel Pulp Fiction natuurlijk!

"People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shite, which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it.

Otherwise we wouldn't do it.
After all, we're not fucking stupid.
At least, we're not that fucking stupid.
Take the best orgasm you ever had, multiply it by a thousand and you're still nowhere near it.
When you're on junk you have only one worry: scoring.
When you're off it you are suddenly obliged to worry about all sorts of other shite.
Got no money: can't get pished.
Got money: drinking too much. Can't get a bird: no chance of a ride.
Got a bird: too much hassle.
You have to worry about bills, about food, about some football team that never fucking wins, about human relationships and all the things that really don't matter when you've got a sincere and truthful junk habit."


-Trainspotting-



(ja heel stuk ik weet t maar echt geweldig)

heeeeere's Johnny

het ene voordeel heb ze'n nadeel

Cruel intensions.

Sebastian: We've done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this... I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that


Kathryn: Can I take my new car for a ride?
Sebastian: Kathryn, the only thing you'll be riding is me

Sebastian: E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles

Kathryn: Sebastian, that little wager you mentioned earlier. Count me in.
Sebastian: What are the terms?
Kathryn: If I win, then that hot little car of yours is mine.
Sebastian: And if I win?
Kathryn: I'll give you something you've been obsessing about ever since our parents got married.
Sebastian: Be more specific.
Kathryn: In English, I'll fuck your brains out.
Sebastian: What makes you think I'll go for that bet? That is a 1956 Jaguar Roadster.
Kathryn: Because I'm the only girl you can't have, and it kills you.
Sebastian: No way.
Kathryn: You can put in anywhere.
Sebastian: You've got yourself a bet, baby.
Kathryn: Happy hunting, Sebastian.

21 = 5
aad de mos

say hellow to my litle friend (tony montana,scarface)

I Believe you But my tommygun not

"too weird to live, too rare to die"
"just another freak, in a freak kingdom"

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 14:37:

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as your authorney i advise you to rent a fast car with no top....(incl de daaropvolgende zin)
fear and loathing

and one for the dokter *sniff*
eveneens fear and loathing

do they pay you to screw that bear
je raad t al

"You can be in my dream, If I can be in Yours"

I make him an offer he don't refuse.

We are the all singin' all dancing crap of the world.
'Fight Club'

I'll tear your soule appart!!
'Hellraiser'

Even Beethoven had his critics.
'Chopper'

Turkish: What do you need that gun for Tommy?
Tommy: For protection.
Turkish: Protection? From who, Sie Germans?
(weet niet of ik de dialoog precies goed heb onthouden)
'Snatch'

"What are we gonna do tonight Brain?"
- Samething we do every night Pinky.. Try to take over the world.



pinky& the brain

you need people like me -scarface
who's the biach now - the new guy

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 27 juni 2007 om 17:00:

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"What are we gonna do tonight Brain?"
- Samething we do every night Pinky.. Try to take over the world.

Snatch

Avi: Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck

It's a free country, isn't it?
Well it's not a free shop, is it? So fuck off!

Brick Top: Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

Tommy: Who took the jam outta your doughnut?
Turkish: You took the fucking jam outta my doughnut, Tommy. You did.

Vinny: Wow! That's a great load off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course!

Brick Top: Pull your tongue out of my arsehole, Gary. Dogs do that. You're not a dog, are ya Gary?
Gary: No, no I'm not.
Brick Top: But you do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary. All except loyalty.

Eigenlijk is elke zin in die film legendarisch

why need reasons,when you've got heroin Trainspotting

Zit je op Hyves? Nee, op badminton
'er is meer' campagne van planet

Uitspraak van p2bw op zaterdag 30 juni 2007 om 16:30:

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Eigenlijk is elke zin in die film legendarisch

echt he!

Living is easy with eyes closed ( The Beatles)

The V speech

V for Vendetta

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=-OB6EsUP4tU

Raoul Duke: Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear

fear and loathing

en wel veel meer quotes uit die film

"She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman... the Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie".

Sin City

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 27 juni 2007 om 17:00:

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"What are we gonna do tonight Brain?"
- Samething we do every night Pinky.. Try to take over the world.

Pinkie: Naaarf

A martini shaken not stired...

My Precioussss

Hasta la vista baby

They're here

Keep your friends close but youre enemy's closer

Greed is good

Houston we have a problem

Adriaaaan

I see dead people

Show me the money

I want the truth. you cant handle the Truth!!!

A census taker once tried to test me, I ate his liver with some fatherbeans and a nice Chianti

E.t. Phone Home

Rosebud

May the force be with you

Are you gonna kill me?I killed you ten minutes ago while you slept

One day some of the kids from my neighbourhood carried my mothers grocery's all the way home, you know why? it was outta respect..

Sanka you dead?? YA MAN

Does he look like a bitch??

I caant do it captain I just dont have the power!!

lets see that in instant replay..

Three fifty one, three fifty one, rover sit HUT HUT HUT
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YNtTU0_X3c0&mode=related&search=

Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?


-trainspotting-

Hannibal (A-team): "I love it when a plan comes together"

John McClane (Die Hard 1,2,3,4): "Yippie-Ca-yee, Motherfucker"

James Bond (Casino Royale): "Don't worry, you're not my type."
Girl : "too smart?"
James Bond : "No, single"

It's been emotional......


(Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)

Uitspraak van MennFFo op vrijdag 6 juli 2007 om 13:59:

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Hannibal (A-team): "I love it when a plan comes together"

haha ik wou hem net er neer zette haha

it's not what the pussy does for you..it's what you do for the pussy.

the cook in spun

Whenever you reverse, things come from behind ya.

Whats that vinnie?
Haha this is a shotgun Sol!
It's a fucking anti-aircraftgun Vincent!

Uitspraak van p2bw op zaterdag 7 juli 2007 om 11:07:

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Whenever you reverse, things come from behind ya.

Whats that vinnie?
Haha this is a shotgun Sol!
It's a fucking anti-aircraftgun Vincent!

Snatch

OT:
Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

Lock'n'Stock, de andere legendarische Guy Ritchie film

Uitspraak van p2bw op zaterdag 30 juni 2007 om 16:30:

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Eigenlijk is elke zin in die film legendarisch

Uitspraak van bakaYaro op zaterdag 7 juli 2007 om 11:29:

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Guy Ritchie

ownt!

Buurman Wat Doet U Nu

Uitspraak van dikke dragonder op maandag 2 juli 2007 om 00:04:

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Raoul Duke: Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear

don't tell me those things man! not...now :worship:

eey stelletjuh kankuhlijers, jullie ruimuh eerst die tyfusbende op anders doe ik de deur niet open.


geen film of iets maar wel geweldig,

de haagse buschaufeur vanaf ground zero naar den haag vol met hagenezen bij aankomst den haag.

scooby dooby dooooooooo

hallo my neem is sjonnie dis is my family en weer from holland

"Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath, we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies. Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions; these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish."

in nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti

I boondock saints

Dead man, dead man walking the mile
Green Mile

Lord of War:
Er zijn meer dan 550 miljoen wapens op deze aarde. Dat is één wapen op elke twaalf mensen. De enige vraag die overblijft is: Hoe bewapenen we de andere elf?



V for Vendetta:
Remember, remember the fifth of November,
The gunpowder, treason, and plot,
I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.



Pulp Fiction: Motherfucker
40 Days and 40 Nights: I almost fucked an outlet today.

Uitspraak van verwijderd op dinsdag 10 juli 2007 om 08:58:

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I boondog saints

Uitspraak van verwijderd op dinsdag 10 juli 2007 om 08:58:

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boondog saints

Boondock dus.

do you like degs

wanna buy caravan
"Snatch"

people want a bit more range these days - nick the greek (wanneer hij die geweren vasthoudt)
uit lock stock and two smoking barrels, vond ik persoonlijk beter dan snatch

Uitspraak van verwijderd op dinsdag 10 juli 2007 om 14:41:

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Lord of War:
Er zijn meer dan 550 miljoen wapens op deze aarde. Dat is één wapen op elke twaalf mensen. De enige vraag die overblijft is: Hoe bewapenen we de andere elf?

Een van de beste filmintro's ooit naar mijn idee....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vi-fQMGYyMo

There it is men, dead ahead.

John Wayne.

Your as queer as a ten dollar bill..

Bad Santa

Uitspraak van euren op dinsdag 10 juli 2007 om 21:16:

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do you like degs

wanna buy caravan
"Snatch"

Te gek he!!!!

The Godfater 1


Take The Canolli , leave the gun

Spongebob spesjal movie4

Ben er klaar voor,ben er klaar voor,ben er klaar voor

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 27 juni 2007 om 17:00:

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"What are we gonna do tonight Brain?"
- Samething we do every night Pinky.. Try to take over the world.



pinky& the brain

listen carefully, I shall say this only once

Dirty Harry - Clint Eastwood: Go ahead.... Make my Day!

Pulp Fiction:
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Butch: Will you hand me a towel, tulip?

Fabienne: Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid.
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Jules: I gotta piss.
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"Hey, how r you doing?" Joey - Friends

"wanna get high?"

towelie uit de serie southpark

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:44:

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Had ik die zender maar

Uitspraak van Bolkut ® ™ op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:32:
digitenne nemen gast is nog goedkoper als de kabel ook

En digitaal!

alleen geen fatsoenlijke BBC meer...

OT: "Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fucking seconds, to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you."

lijkt me duidelijk uit welke film.

BA: ''who am I, the doorman??''

''I aint getting in no plane''

van the a-team

O MY GOD

they killed kenny

you bastards !!

Uitspraak van SAURUS op donderdag 5 juli 2007 om 13:38:

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Sanka you dead?? YA MAN

Uitspraak van Early Breemen op zondag 22 juli 2007 om 13:44:

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O MY GOD

they killed kenny

you bastards !!

screw you guys, Im going home

hey....how are you doing?

elvis has left the building

Ik haat die smurfen (Gargamel)

a polar bear fell on me.

-Road House-

I will tear your soul apart - Hellraiser

Humm wel eens waar geen film of serie maar onze eigen oud-minister van millieu zaken op een congress in frankrijk


"Je suis ministre du millieu"

(waarin in het frans millieu "onderwereld" betekend)

Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.


pulp fiction

Just smile and wave boys; smile and wave

Madagascar

"As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster." -- Henry Hill
(Goodfellas_

" Love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end..."

(Apocalypse Now)

"Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude. "
(The Big Lebowski)


"Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles that every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
[Murphy and Conner join II Duce behind Yakavetta]
Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, For thee my lord for thee. Power has descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Il Duce: In nomine Patri
Connor: Et Fili
Murphy: Spiritus Sancti"

Rocco: Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...
[shouts]
Rocco: fuck!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

(Yhe Boondock Saints)

It's time to put the sex back in homosexual Will! (Will & Grace)

I am your father Luke

I can't breathe in this damn thing! (Spaceballs)

Judge me by my size do you?

Pinhead: Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh.
Joey: I don't believe you.
Pinhead: Oh come, you can hear its faint echo right now. I'm here to turn up the volume. To press the stinking face of humanity into the dark blood of its own secret heart.
Pinhead: Just give me the box and I'll free you from the future.
Joey: Free yourself from the past.
Pinhead: [shouting] Don't debate with me, girl! Just come here and die while you still have the option of doing it quickly!

Uitspraak van xantrex op vrijdag 27 juli 2007 om 09:16:

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Pinhead: Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh.
Joey: I don't believe you.
Pinhead: Oh come, you can hear its faint echo right now. I'm here to turn up the volume. To press the stinking face of humanity into the dark blood of its own secret heart.
Pinhead: Just give me the box and I'll free you from the future.
Joey: Free yourself from the past.
Pinhead: [shouting] Don't debate with me, girl! Just come here and die while you still have the option of doing it quickly!

een minder bekende:

Video never lies Kim, film does...

(Blair Witch 2)

't verbaast me hier niks te lezen over human traffic - geweldige film

The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!

I'm making love to the music man. And believe me, I can go all night

Tony Montana:

Fuck You

Wanna play?

(Chucky)

Dinosaurs

Baby Sinclair - "Not the mama" "I'm the baby..gotta love me "

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
by the iniquities of the selfish
and the tyranny of evil men

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness
For he is truly his brother's keeper
and the finder of lost children

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance
and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee

pulp fiction

Well you get the fucking guns then!!!


Lock stock.....

"When I see a man whit a knive chasing a naked girl, I don't think he's collecting for the red cross." Dirty Harry.

"I never had a sexual relationship whit that woman, miss Lewinsky". Bill Clinton.

" I'm your father Luke". Darth Vader

" It's a new world order we're living in now". George Bush sr. op 11 september 1991. Precies 10 jaar later 9/11.

" Kill one, you're a murderer. Kill ten, your are a serialkiller. Kill ten milions. It's only statistics." Josef Stalin in Command and Conquer.

Damn jack, you were telling the truth

"I do that a lot actually, and every time you guys look so surprised"

Jack sparrow - Pirates of the carribian

En de beste blijven natuurlijk quotes van the Boondock saints wat een prachtfilm maar die staan er al hoop hierboven

Niemand rijdt in de wagen van Sjonnie behalve Sjonnie

uit Flodder in Amerika (weet ik niet zeker)

"Shall we shag now, or shag later?"

Scarface: Fuck

Flodder: Heyy sjonnie kijk geile wijve

"All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get". Mr. Blonde (resevoir dogs)

Uitspraak van verwijderd op maandag 6 augustus 2007 om 11:03:

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Pirates of the carribian

wat voor film is dat dan?

Uitspraak van Ginaa op dinsdag 7 augustus 2007 om 15:11:

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Flodder

Kees: Maar buurman wat doet u nu!?

ab normaal: ach lik toch m'n bolle reet

Uitspraak van Fortuna op dinsdag 7 augustus 2007 om 22:45:

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wat voor film is dat dan?

typtyfus door te snel typen

Respect the COCK

Tom Cruise

heeft u ook gevulde koeken ??

ben nie aleen de komiek..........
ben ook je Oma je Oma ja!!!

How you doin?

Joey - Friends!

may the force be with you

obi wan,star wars

How long can we maintain? I wondered. How long before one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family. Will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so -- well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere. Because it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'll report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law-enforcement agency, and they'll run us down like dogs.

Jesus! Did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me? I glanced over at my attorney, but he seemed oblivious -- watching the road, driving our Great Red Shark along at 110 or so. There was no sound from the back seat.

Maybe I'd better have a chat with this boy, I thought. Perhaps if I explain things, he'll rest easy. . .

* Fear and loathing in Las Vegas

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

Sopranos

Boo

i am the great cornholio......i need tipi for my bunghole......




3x raden

Uitspraak van Ragdoll op vrijdag 20 juli 2007 om 03:16:

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Hey, how r you doing?" Joey - Friends

I say we are all here, in this world, because we believe

gloof the recruit??

the way is shut, now you must die - Lord of the rings!

Uitspraak van verwijderd op vrijdag 17 augustus 2007 om 18:25:

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i am the great cornholio......i need tipi for my bunghole......

Beavis en Butthead

May the force be with you

shaken not stirred

name is bond, james bond

"you need people like me, so you can point your fucking fingers and say: that's the bad guy"

Tony Montana, scarface

Uitspraak van verwijderd op vrijdag 27 juli 2007 om 23:07:

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Baby Sinclair - "Not the mama" "I'm the baby..gotta love me "

prachtig!!

die wou ik ook net posten

there can be only one-- Mcload --> highlander


William Walace "every man dies, No every man really lives BRAVEHEART


fast and furious 1

ja rule: it's not how you stand by your car it's how you race your car.

domenic: is doens't matters if you win by a inch or a mile. winning is winning.

is toch fucking niet normaal!

Wazzzzzuppppppppp??????????????

Scary movie

"killing is wrong and bad there should be a stronger word for killing like badwrong or badong, yess killing is badong. From this moment i will stand for the opposite from killing, gnadep"



And

"From this day forward i would like to be pronounced by the name...betty, NJEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE tiga tiga tiga tiga, birdy birdy birdy birdy."

And

"Wieoewieeeeioewieeeeee"

"my finger points"



steve oedekerk - kung pow

grote smurf is het nog ver?????????????



smitters i don,t believe in suicide, but if you are willing to try it, it might cheer me up.
simpsons the movie

Uitspraak van Painetration op dinsdag 28 augustus 2007 om 06:27:

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"From this day forward i would like to be pronounced by the name...betty, NJEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE tiga tiga tiga tiga, birdy birdy birdy birdy."

helemaal mee eens!

KUNG POW IS GEWELDIG

this is madness . Madness ? THIS IS SPARTAAA !!

Die you fucking cocaroach!


why dont you put you gun down! and fight like a man, uuuh ok? boom headshot!

who´s bike is that? zed´s. who´s zed. zed is dead

"We are now armed with MIGHTYJOINT!"

History of the world

shall we shag now or shall we shag laterB-)

Put the bunny in the box - Nicholas Cage in Cone Air

ik heb heel wat meegemaakt bij de comando's, maar dit....
(storm)

Uitspraak van Tarzan op vrijdag 5 oktober 2007 om 21:19:

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(storm)

zo heren.. lekker aan t stiften..

Uitspraak van wingsofillusions op donderdag 23 augustus 2007 om 18:31:

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fast and furious 1

en legendarische uitspraken????

ewan mcgreggor in de introtekst van Trainspotting

deze heb ik als ringtone op mn gsm gezet k hoor meestal wel niet veel van de hele tekst maar t gaat om t idee

Uitspraak van Ramirez Blanco op maandag 1 oktober 2007 om 13:55:

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who´s bike is that? zed´s. who´s zed. zed is dead

Pulp Fiction...

'But let me tell you this: if the milk turns out to be sour, I aint' that kind of pussy try drinkin' it!'

- Lock, stock and two smoking barrels.

'Who took the jam out of your donut?'

- Snatch

Uitspraak van Jefferson: Raver ofwat... op dinsdag 30 oktober 2007 om 22:12:

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deze heb ik als ringtone op mn gsm gezet

Waar haal je het in godsnaam vandaan... dat wil ik ook

bearshare woh

gewoon op je downloadprogramma invoeren: trainspotting rent's speech

en hoe t verder met bluetooth en je pc werkt snap je denk k ook wel

'HET IS TOCH FUCKING NIET NORMAAL?!'
- Terror Jaap, Gouden Kooi, jwt

Arie je koffer
kut

arie en bastiaan

Persian: A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!
Stelios: Then we will fight in the shade.
-300-

oh buurman, wat doet u nu.

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi-colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers...also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

"why am I mr Pink"
"because you look like a fagot!"

" do you want some ether?" " heuh"
nevermind!

" You can't stop here, this is Bat-country"

" It would be a god damn miracle if we get there before we turn into wild animals"

"Did you see what god just did to us man??!!!"
'it was'nt god, it was you, you're narcotics...I knew it"

"Get three coffins ready".

[shoots]

"My mistake. Four coffins."

Hi i'm Chucky Wanna Play?

(Childsplay)

dude where isz my car??

where isz your car dude??

dude where isz my car??

where isz your car dude??

dude where isz my car??

where isz your car dude??

dude where isz my car??

where isz your car dude??

dude where isz my car??

where isz your car dude??

dude where isz my car??

where isz your car dude??

Ach zo zijn de wijven gewoon. Ze denken nou eenmaal dat hun kutjes van hun zijn. Laat ze maar denken.

Onderstaande allemaal uit The 51st State:


Zo, dat lijkt me wel weer even genoeg

Goeiemoggel

yippi kay yeey motherfucker

die hard

Uitspraak van Audionysos op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 11:45:

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"All I got in this world are my balls and my word, and I don't break them for no one."

Dodgeball:
La Fleur (vince vaughn): (nadat die trainer een moersleutel in zijn geziht gooit) Yeah, uh, Patches... are you sure that this is completely necessary?
Patches O'Houlihan (die trainer in rolstoer): Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
La Fleur: Probably not.
Patches O'Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
La Fleur: ...Okay.


Die gast heeft er 100en
"And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!"

alles uit Pulp Fiction

Uitspraak van verwijderd op dinsdag 12 juni 2007 om 23:57:

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jack nicholson - i'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss in your dead skull , you fucked with the wrong marine ( film : a few good men )

ook van Jack: Here's Johnny

You need people like me, so you can point your fucking fingers.. and say: That's the bad guy

"Open your eyes! This is the life we chose, the life we lead! ...and there is only one garantee; None of us will see heaven..."

See you in hell motherfucker.

Uitspraak van verwijderd op maandag 18 februari 2008 om 16:51:

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You need people like me, so you can point your fucking fingers.. and say: That's the bad guy

Usual Suspects

this city is like one big pussy , waiting to get fucked

-tony Montana

Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat!
Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell?
Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy... cat.

respect the cock and tame the cunt

Forgetting Sarah Marshall die onlangs uit is gekomen heeft te geniale legendarische uitspraken!

Do i feel lucky? Well, do ya, PUNK

THEY TUK OR JUBSS (southpark episode: goobacks)

'My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.'

'Death smiles at us all, all you can do is smile back.'

'What we do in life echoes in eternity.'

uit: Gladiator

Hoe Maximus (Russell Crowe) die uitspraken zegt, zo mooi

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville ,
Welcome to Jackass

Uitspraak van verwijderd op zondag 27 april 2008 om 17:24:

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Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat!
Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell?
Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy... cat.

ik heet kees,,net als mijn broer >>flodder

i'am buck and i'am here to fuck

,,I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse.’’
the godfather!

"You get born, and take shit. You get older, and take more shit. Until you reach the point that you don't know any more what shit is like.

Welcome to the Layer Cake Son."

"I can't even fucking kill myself"

the butterfly effect

'As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster'

Ray Liotta, Goodfellas

'Pay strict attention to what I say, I choose my words carefully, and I'll never repeat myself'

Clive Owen, Inside Man

'Playah to Playah, pimp to pimp, I don't believe you'll shoot me nigga'

Denzel Washington, Training Day

This is 100% pure colombian cocaine ladies and gentlemen, disco shit
pure as the driven snow

G.jung (J.depp) BLOW

the big lebowski:

i'm sorry, i wasn't listening.



I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna f**k you up.
Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy sh*t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your a** and pull the f**king trigger 'til it goes "click."
Dude: Jesus.
Jesus: You said it, man. Nobody f**ks with the Jesus.
Walter: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Uitspraak van verwijderd op zondag 2 december 2007 om 16:44:

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dude where isz my car??

where isz your car dude??

dude where isz my car??

where isz your car dude??

dude where isz my car??

where isz your car dude??

dude where isz my car??

where isz your car dude??

dude where isz my car??

where isz your car dude??

dude where isz my car??

where isz your car dude??

and then?

Uitspraak van verwijderd op dinsdag 29 april 2008 om 18:00:

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Do i feel lucky

do you..

"You fuckin' right you made a bad mistake, you don't fuck around in this place"

Robert de Niro uit Casino

Dat stukje uit Reservoir Dogs over Madonna Im like a virgin

And shepherds we shall be,
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti
The Boondock Saints

"I'm not a gangster. I'm a businessman, whose commodity happens to be cocaine."
Layer Cake

im gonna execute every motherfucking last one of ya

Ak47 the verry best there is, when you absolutely, positively gotta kill every motherfucker in the room.. except no subsitute

I'm the big dick around here

Ben jij nou zo dom, of ben ik nou zo slim