Legendarische uitspraken

welke uitspraken in films of televisie series zul je om wat voor reden dan ook niet snel meer vergeten

ik vind zelf deze uitspraken wel meesterlijk :


arnold schwarzenegger - i'll be back ( film : the terminator )

jack nicholson - i'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss in your dead skull , you fucked with the wrong marine ( film : a few good men )

ed o'neill ( al bundy ) - be gone woman ( tv serie : married with children )

(Joey) How you doing..? (tv serie : friends)

how you doin'

(friends)

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Uitspraak van verwijderd op dinsdag 12 juni 2007 om 23:59:

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(Joey) How you doing..? (tv serie : friends)

shit je bent me voor

Hahaha

ach er zijn er zoveel, kan ze me alleen nooit precies herinneren

partyflock gebruikers: "sterf, ban, slotje!"

´´Say hello to my little friend ´´

fuck casper gomez fuck the fucking diaz brothers fuck em all

Scarface

'I`ll be back'


Je weet wel welke.

ken het nooit onthoude helaas..maar als ik er 1 weet zal k m hier neerkalken

kiefer sutherland ( jack bauer ) - i'm just doiing my job ( tv serie : 24 )

'Ooh ja, Wolfgang fick mich...fick mich!'



Je weet wel welke.

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:22:

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'Ooh ja, Wolfgang fick mich...fick mich!'



Je weet wel welke

zit je weer naar *private spice* te kijken ?

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:26:

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zit je weer naar *private spice* te kijken ?

Had ik die zender maar

Ik moet het doen met http://www.missglad.com/webtv/webtv.php?categ_id=153

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:30:

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Had ik die zender maar

digitenne nemen gast is nog goedkoper als de kabel ook

Ezechiel 25:17

Uitspraak van luckyBastard13 op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:32:

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Ezechiel 25:17

is dat met die os , die ezel , die dienstknecht en die dienstmaagd ?

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
-kpt Kilgore... Apocalypse Now

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:30:

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Had ik die zender maar

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:32:

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digitenne nemen gast is nog goedkoper als de kabel ook

En digitaal!

If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the pussy who's gonna drink it!

Lock stock....DE film!

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:35:

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is dat met die os , die ezel , die dienstknecht en die dienstmaagd ?

cultuurbarbaar


en dan na 6 minuten...


Maar je kijkt de hele scene even natuurlijk.

is dit nie n soortgelijk topic ?

Uitspraak van Dynamike op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:46:

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is dit nie n soortgelijk topic ?

jup maar ik had em niet gevonden en bovendien zie ik dat de laatste reactie langer dan een maand terug is dus niet dubbel

"and k-billy’s super sounds of the 70’s continious "

Reservoir dogs

"Jippiekayeee"

*Die Hard.

i'll give you 10, exactly 10 seconds, untill I gauge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you.

full metal jacket

fuck me jezus

the exorcist

Kate: Where are you taking us?
Richie: Mexico.
Kate: What's in Mexico?
Richie: Mexicans.

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Chet Pussy: All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
[sniffs]
Chet Pussy: smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

From Dusk Till Damn, 1996

Uitspraak van M op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 08:44:

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e: Where are you taking us?
Richie: Mexico.
Kate: What's in Mexico?
Richie: Mexicans.

zondagavond nog gekeken! zoó vet!

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:35:

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is dat met die os , die ezel , die dienstknecht en die dienstmaagd ?

Bolkut.. cultuurbarbaar!

OT:

Shepards we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee. Power have to send it forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So shall we flow a river forth to thy, and teeming of souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti

Uitspraak van Danny4G63 op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:09:

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Scarface

Die zit vol met heldhaftige citaten.
"All I got in this world are my balls and my word, and I don't break them for no one."

Uit A Clockwork Orange, een van de vele geweldige citaten:
"As we walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside but thinking all the time, so now it was to be Georgie the General, saying what we should do and what not to do, and Dim as his mindless, grinning bulldog. But, suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones and that the oomny ones use like inspiration and what Bog sends, for now it was lovely music that came to my aid and I viddied at once what to do. There was a window open with the stereo on."

Dat taalgebruik.

Homer Jay Simpson

The Boondock Saints

krijg de velle! (ciske de rat)

Uitspraak van luckyBastard13 op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:45:

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cultuurbarbaar

Uitspraak van Neillcee op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 10:11:

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Bolkut.. cultuurbarbaar!

ja nou weet ik het wel

nu ik het filmpje ziet begint het weer te dagen ja

im the king of the world ( Jack Dawson, titanic)

as your authorney i advise you to rent a fast car with no top....(incl de daaropvolgende zin)
fear and loathing

and one for the dokter *sniff*
eveneens fear and loathing

do they pay you to screw that bear
je raad t al

Here's Johny!

“You wanna talk rules? You wanna talk all that old- school bullshit? Then remember this rule: I am the motherfuckin'-fuckin' one who calls the shots!”

Hi Georgy, do you want a baloon?
Do they float?
Oh yes, they all float down here

Are you talking to me

"I'm gonna rape you, then I'm gonna kill you and after that I'm gonna rape you again!"

fotget about it

Uitspraak van Audionysos op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 11:45:

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Die zit vol met heldhaftige citaten.

''im tony montana you fuck with me you fuckin with the best''
''you all bunch of fuckin assholes you know why?? you dont have the guts to be who you want to be''

''me?? i always tell the truth even when i lie''

Uitspraak van Danny4G63 op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 16:15:

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''me?? i always tell the truth even when i lie''

Jaaa!

"Who put this thing together? ME! Not you! Who I'm gonna trust? ME!"

enzovoorts

Uitspraak van permanent verbannen op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:06:

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partyflock gebruikers: "sterf, ban, slotje!"

Dirty Harry (1971):"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

Uitspraak van Audionysos op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 17:10:

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enzovoorts

´´you think you can take me? you need a fuckin army to take me!!´

´´ kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real good´´

en deze vink echt geweldig

Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits

"You remember what a 'haza' is Frank? It's a pig that don't fly straight. Neither do you, Frank."

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.



Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. Balls. You got that?

- Did you see a sign on my lawn that says 'dead nigger storage'? No?
Do you know why? Because there isn't one!!

- Well, the thing on my mind right now isn't the good coffee in my
cup, it's the dead nigger in my garage

- Jules: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?

- Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I
dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more
goddamn time!
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
(Jules shoots Brett in shoulder)
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And
Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs.
Wallace.

- Marcellus: No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr.-
soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing -pain-
rapist here

- Fabienne: Whose motocycle is this?
Butch: It's not a motorcycle, it's a chopper baby!
Fabienne: Well whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead.

Pulp Fiction..
een van de beste films ooit! punt.

kan wel allemaal mooie legendarische uitspraken citeren,
maar dit filmpje is één en al legendarisch

Uitspraak van DeVious op donderdag 14 juni 2007 om 13:14:

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- Did you see a sign on my lawn that says 'dead nigger storage'? No?
Do you know why? Because there isn't one!!

die loopt net wat anders....