pagina 5 · Legendarische uitspraken b)

donateur

welke uitspraken in films of televisie series zul je om wat voor reden dan ook niet snel meer vergeten

ik vind zelf deze uitspraken wel meesterlijk :

arnold schwarzenegger - i'll be back

( film : the terminator )

jack nicholson - i'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss in your dead skull , you fucked with the wrong marine

( film : a few good men )

ed o'neill ( al bundy ) - be gone woman ( tv serie : married with children )

bij voorbaat excuses voor evt. spelfouten

Uitspraak van wingsofillusions op donderdag 23 augustus 2007 om 18:31:
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fast and furious 1

en legendarische uitspraken????

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends.
Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.

But who would I want to do a thing like that?

I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?

ewan mcgreggor in de introtekst van Trainspotting

deze heb ik als ringtone op mn gsm gezet

k hoor meestal wel niet veel van de hele tekst maar t gaat om t idee

Uitspraak van Ramirez Blanco op maandag 1 oktober 2007 om 13:55:
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who´s bike is that? zed´s. who´s zed. zed is dead

Pulp Fiction...

'But let me tell you this: if the milk turns out to be sour, I aint' that kind of pussy try drinkin' it!'

- Lock, stock and two smoking barrels.

'Who took the jam out of your donut?'

- Snatch

Uitspraak van Jefferson: Raver ofwat... op dinsdag 30 oktober 2007 om 22:12:
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deze heb ik als ringtone op mn gsm gezet

Waar haal je het in godsnaam vandaan... dat wil ik ook

bearshare woh

gewoon op je downloadprogramma invoeren: trainspotting rent's speech

en hoe t verder met bluetooth en je pc werkt snap je denk k ook wel

'HET IS TOCH FUCKING NIET NORMAAL?!'
- Terror Jaap, Gouden Kooi, jwt

laatste aanpassing 1 november 2007 08:56

Arie je koffer
kut

arie en bastiaan

Persian: A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!
Stelios: Then we will fight in the shade.
-300-

oh buurman, wat doet u nu.

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi-colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers...also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

donateur

"why am I mr Pink"
"because you look like a fagot!"

" do you want some ether?" " heuh"
nevermind!

" You can't stop here, this is Bat-country"

" It would be a god damn miracle if we get there before we turn into wild animals"

"Did you see what god just did to us man??!!!"
'it was'nt god, it was you, you're narcotics...I knew it"

"Get three coffins ready".

[shoots]

"My mistake. Four coffins."

Hi i'm Chucky Wanna Play?

(Childsplay)

dude where isz my car??

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laatste aanpassing 2 december 2007 16:45

Ach zo zijn de wijven gewoon. Ze denken nou eenmaal dat hun kutjes van hun zijn. Laat ze maar denken.

Onderstaande allemaal uit The 51st State:

Felix: Oh, bollocks!
Elmo: Dog's bollocks?
Felix: No, just plain fucking bollocks!
Elmo: No dog involved?

Elmo: [explaining his new drug to Durant] MDMA utilizes Serotonin. Opiates, like heroin, utilize dopamine. Sort of like the same sensation you get after sex. Amphetamines increase adrenaline. And cocaine gets those synapses in the brains firing really fast. My product is 51 times stronger than cocaine, 51 times more hallucinogenic than acid, and 51 times more explosive than ecstasy. It's like getting a personal visit... from God!
Durant: It's that good?

The Lizard: I want McElroy kept alive.
Dakota: I don't do alive, I do dead.

[as the nightclub gets raided by cops]
Elmo: Aw, fuck... Can't a brother just deal some GODDAMN DRUGS?

The Lizard: He fucked me. I'm truly ass-invaded.

Elmo: Ain't that always the way? Elevator music, a nigger in a kilt, and a chick with a nickel-plated nine.

Elmo: It takes ten seconds for an imbibed liquid to reach the stomach... It takes the human body eighty-one seconds to heat that liquid to the point of chemical volatility... You,
[points to the Lizard]
Elmo: have twelve seconds left.

Detective Virgil Kane: This city has gone from a peaceful, fun-loving utopia to an all-out fucking war zone. And I, Virgil Kane, I want to know why. Nobody cuts me out of anything in this parochial pisshole.

The Lizard: It ain't often that a blowed-up motherfucker gets to chat to the motherfucker that blowed him up!
Elmo: You got that right. Usually, the blowed-up motherfucker has the courtesy to stay blowed up.
The Lizard: I'll try to be more accommodating next time, Elmo.

Driver: [about the dead chemist in the trunk of the car] You told me to take care of him.
Felix: Ah, shit! I meant to take care of him, not fuckin' take care of him!

Zo, dat lijkt me wel weer even genoeg

Goeiemoggel

yippi kay yeey motherfucker

die hard

Uitspraak van Audionysos op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 11:45:
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"All I got in this world are my balls and my word, and I don't break them for no one."

Dodgeball:
La Fleur (vince vaughn): (nadat die trainer een moersleutel in zijn geziht gooit) Yeah, uh, Patches... are you sure that this is completely necessary?
Patches O'Houlihan (die trainer in rolstoer): Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
La Fleur: Probably not.
Patches O'Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
La Fleur: ...Okay.

Die gast heeft er 100en

"And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!"

alles uit Pulp Fiction

Uitspraak van verwijderd op dinsdag 12 juni 2007 om 23:57:
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jack nicholson - i'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss in your dead skull , you fucked with the wrong marine ( film : a few good men )

ook van Jack: Here's Johnny

laatste aanpassing 18 februari 2008 16:10

You need people like me, so you can point your fucking fingers.. and say: That's the bad guy

"Open your eyes! This is the life we chose, the life we lead! ...and there is only one garantee; None of us will see heaven..."

See you in hell motherfucker.

Uitspraak van verwijderd op maandag 18 februari 2008 om 16:51:
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You need people like me, so you can point your fucking fingers.. and say: That's the bad guy

Gimme the fuckin keys you fucking cocksucker motherfuckaaaahaaaaaa

Usual Suspects

laatste aanpassing 19 februari 2008 15:37

this city is like one big pussy , waiting to get fucked

-tony Montana

Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat!
Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell?
Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy... cat.

respect the cock and tame the cunt

Forgetting Sarah Marshall die onlangs uit is gekomen heeft te geniale legendarische uitspraken!

donateur

Do i feel lucky? Well, do ya, PUNK

THEY TUK OR JUBSS (southpark episode: goobacks)

'My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.'

'Death smiles at us all, all you can do is smile back.'

'What we do in life echoes in eternity.'

uit: Gladiator

Hoe Maximus (Russell Crowe) die uitspraken zegt, zo mooi

laatste aanpassing 29 april 2008 19:41

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville ,
Welcome to Jackass

Uitspraak van verwijderd op zondag 27 april 2008 om 17:24:
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Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat!
Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell?
Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy... cat.

ik heet kees,,net als mijn broer >>flodder

laatste aanpassing 28 mei 2008 19:56

i'am buck and i'am here to fuck

,,I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse.’’
the godfather!

"You get born, and take shit. You get older, and take more shit. Until you reach the point that you don't know any more what shit is like.

Welcome to the Layer Cake Son."

donateur

"I can't even fucking kill myself"

the butterfly effect

donateur

'As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster'

Ray Liotta, Goodfellas

'Pay strict attention to what I say, I choose my words carefully, and I'll never repeat myself'

Clive Owen, Inside Man

'Playah to Playah, pimp to pimp, I don't believe you'll shoot me nigga'

Denzel Washington, Training Day

This is 100% pure colombian cocaine ladies and gentlemen, disco shit
pure as the driven snow

G.jung (J.depp) BLOW

laatste aanpassing 5 juni 2008 09:57

donateur

the big lebowski:

i'm sorry, i wasn't listening.

I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna f**k you up.
Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy sh*t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your a** and pull the f**king trigger 'til it goes "click."
Dude: Jesus.
Jesus: You said it, man. Nobody f**ks with the Jesus.
Walter: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Uitspraak van verwijderd op zondag 2 december 2007 om 16:44:
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dude where isz my car??

where isz your car dude??

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and then?

Uitspraak van verwijderd op dinsdag 29 april 2008 om 18:00:
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Do i feel lucky

do you..

"You fuckin' right you made a bad mistake, you don't fuck around in this place"

Robert de Niro uit Casino

Dat stukje uit Reservoir Dogs over Madonna Im like a virgin

donateur

And shepherds we shall be,
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti
The Boondock Saints

"I'm not a gangster. I'm a businessman, whose commodity happens to be cocaine."
Layer Cake

laatste aanpassing 6 juni 2008 18:04

im gonna execute every motherfucking last one of ya

Ak47 the verry best there is, when you absolutely, positively gotta kill every motherfucker in the room.. except no subsitute

I'm the big dick around here

Ben jij nou zo dom, of ben ik nou zo slim

laatste aanpassing 9 juni 2008 11:40