pagina 2 · Legendarische uitspraken b)

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welke uitspraken in films of televisie series zul je om wat voor reden dan ook niet snel meer vergeten

ik vind zelf deze uitspraken wel meesterlijk :

arnold schwarzenegger - i'll be back

( film : the terminator )

jack nicholson - i'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss in your dead skull , you fucked with the wrong marine

( film : a few good men )

ed o'neill ( al bundy ) - be gone woman ( tv serie : married with children )

bij voorbaat excuses voor evt. spelfouten

Uitspraak van luckyBastard13 op donderdag 14 juni 2007 om 13:35:
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die loopt net wat anders....

Klopt ja.. dacht 'm nog zo uit m'n hoofd te weten

Zo hoort 'ie:

Jimmie: Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, 'Dead nigger storage'?
Jules: Jimmie....
Jimmie: Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said 'Dead nigger storage'?
Jules: Naw man, I didn't.
Jimmie: You know why you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business!

laatste aanpassing 14 juni 2007 13:51

''Why don't you handle yourself one of them first class tickets to the resurrection''

''So long mel have a good trip''

Omar:you're here to watch my back,so watch my back
Tony:better than your front let me tell you,it's easier to watch

do you knwo how they call a big mac in france? A royal with cheese!

sowieso is idd Pulp dikste film ooit

laatste aanpassing 14 juni 2007 16:20

"I want a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the taters, I want to shit in your hat, and I got to have Mae West sit on my face, because I am one horny motherfucker!"

Toot uit green mile

laatste aanpassing 14 juni 2007 16:39

"One shall stand.., and one shall Fall" {optimus prime:transformers the movie 1984}
"I will rule the universe, even if I am the only one left in the universe." {starscream:transformers the movie 1984}
"If I want to know what's on your mind, I'll splatter it on the wall and see for myself!" {blitswing:transformers the movie 1984}
"Just remember, there's a thin line between being a hero and being a memory."{optimus prime:transformers the movie 1984}

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"And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

Boondock Saints

Zsa Zsa Gabor: Mijn visie op de ideale wereld? Waar alle vrouwen getrouwd zijn en alle mannen vrijgezel

Love It

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"If I want to know what's on your mind, I'll splatter it on the wall and see for myself!" {blitswing:transformers the movie 1984}

Reservoir Dogs

Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.

Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
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Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Because you're a faggot, alright?

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Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

Tom Hanks,Catch Me If You Can

Carl Hanratty : Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke?
Earl Amdursky : Yeah. Yeah, we'd love to hear a joke from you.
Carl Hanratty : Knock knock.
Earl Amdursky : Who's there?
Carl Hanratty : Go fuck yourselves

you need people like me, so you can point your finger and say thats the badguy...

Tony fucckin montana!

Uitspraak van verwijderd op maandag 18 juni 2007 om 21:32:
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Tony fucckin montana!

say hello to my little friend

Uitspraak van luckyBastard13 op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 00:45:
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Maar je kijkt de hele scene even natuurlijk.

Natuurlijk

, pulp fiction is meesterwerk
"God came down from heaven and stopped these motherfucking bullets"

billy the kid im gonna make you famous van the young guns

Is toch fokking niet normaal!

-Terror Jaap uit de Gouden kooi

Uitspraak van New.World.Order. op donderdag 21 juni 2007 om 23:58:
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pulp fiction

Die film is onderhand gewoon een lange meesterlijke quote

''I love the smell of napalm in the morning''

Uit Apocalypse now

Prachtig om te zien hoe relaxt die kerel blijft terwijl iedereen helemaal angstig en hyper reageert tijdens dat bombardement, en maar surfen tussen die bommen door

, echt een heldenfilm

laatste aanpassing 11 maart 2023 03:38 door een beheerder

Uitspraak van N@RCISSA & VORTEX op zaterdag 16 juni 2007 om 15:46:
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Reservoir Dogs

Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.

Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
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Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Because you're a faggot, alright?

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Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

, Tarantino

working harder than the hotdog guy at the fatguy convention.

fez in that 70s show

I'm your worse nightmare - Sly Stallone in Rambo

type:niet lullen maar pellen!!!!!!

Thei Sjiep : Zoepe tot we Kroepe

"Dude, where's my car?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px5BQTmt3jI

laatste aanpassing 23 juni 2007 20:22

Yippi Ka-Jay Motherfucker!

"They were killing my marines, so yeah I said: Waste the motherfuckers!"

Samuel L. Jackson, Rules Of Engagement

I ain't going no plane...

Shut up you foul.....

BA van de A-team

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Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)

Pinhead: [shouting] Don't debate with me, girl! Just come here and die while you still have the option of doing it quickly!

"Tonight we make soap"

Fightclub

Nice Guy Eddie:
Ain't that a sad sight, Daddy, the man walks in the prison a white man, walks out talkin' like a fuckin' nigger. You know what, I think it's all that black semen been pumped up your ass so far, now it's backed into your fuckin brain, and it's coming out your mouth!

Reservoir Dogs

en heel Pulp Fiction natuurlijk!

"People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shite, which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it.

Otherwise we wouldn't do it.
After all, we're not fucking stupid.
At least, we're not that fucking stupid.
Take the best orgasm you ever had, multiply it by a thousand and you're still nowhere near it.
When you're on junk you have only one worry: scoring.
When you're off it you are suddenly obliged to worry about all sorts of other shite.
Got no money: can't get pished.
Got money: drinking too much. Can't get a bird: no chance of a ride.
Got a bird: too much hassle.
You have to worry about bills, about food, about some football team that never fucking wins, about human relationships and all the things that really don't matter when you've got a sincere and truthful junk habit."

-Trainspotting-

(ja heel stuk ik weet t maar echt geweldig)

heeeeere's Johnny

het ene voordeel heb ze'n nadeel

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Cruel intensions.

Sebastian: We've done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this... I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that

Kathryn: Can I take my new car for a ride?
Sebastian: Kathryn, the only thing you'll be riding is me

Sebastian: E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles

Kathryn: Sebastian, that little wager you mentioned earlier. Count me in.
Sebastian: What are the terms?
Kathryn: If I win, then that hot little car of yours is mine.
Sebastian: And if I win?
Kathryn: I'll give you something you've been obsessing about ever since our parents got married.
Sebastian: Be more specific.
Kathryn: In English, I'll fuck your brains out.
Sebastian: What makes you think I'll go for that bet? That is a 1956 Jaguar Roadster.
Kathryn: Because I'm the only girl you can't have, and it kills you.
Sebastian: No way.
Kathryn: You can put in anywhere.
Sebastian: You've got yourself a bet, baby.
Kathryn: Happy hunting, Sebastian.

21 = 5
aad de mos

say hellow to my litle friend (tony montana,scarface)

I Believe you But my tommygun not

"too weird to live, too rare to die"
"just another freak, in a freak kingdom"

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 13 juni 2007 om 14:37:
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as your authorney i advise you to rent a fast car with no top....(incl de daaropvolgende zin)
fear and loathing

and one for the dokter *sniff*
eveneens fear and loathing

do they pay you to screw that bear
je raad t al

laatste aanpassing 25 juni 2007 19:14

"You can be in my dream, If I can be in Yours"

I make him an offer he don't refuse.

We are the all singin' all dancing crap of the world.
'Fight Club'

I'll tear your soule appart!!
'Hellraiser'

Even Beethoven had his critics.
'Chopper'

Turkish: What do you need that gun for Tommy?
Tommy: For protection.
Turkish: Protection? From who, Sie Germans?
(weet niet of ik de dialoog precies goed heb onthouden)
'Snatch'

"What are we gonna do tonight Brain?"
- Samething we do every night Pinky.. Try to take over the world.

pinky& the brain

you need people like me -scarface
who's the biach now - the new guy

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 27 juni 2007 om 17:00:
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"What are we gonna do tonight Brain?"
- Samething we do every night Pinky.. Try to take over the world.

laatste aanpassing 11 maart 2023 03:38 door een beheerder

Snatch

Avi: Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck

It's a free country, isn't it?
Well it's not a free shop, is it? So fuck off!

Brick Top: Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

Tommy: Who took the jam outta your doughnut?
Turkish: You took the fucking jam outta my doughnut, Tommy. You did.

Vinny: Wow! That's a great load off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course!

Brick Top: Pull your tongue out of my arsehole, Gary. Dogs do that. You're not a dog, are ya Gary?
Gary: No, no I'm not.
Brick Top: But you do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary. All except loyalty.

Eigenlijk is elke zin in die film legendarisch

why need reasons,when you've got heroin

Trainspotting

Zit je op Hyves? Nee, op badminton

'er is meer' campagne van planet

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Uitspraak van p2bw op zaterdag 30 juni 2007 om 16:30:
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Eigenlijk is elke zin in die film legendarisch

echt he!

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
*Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns*
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
*Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table*
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
*They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side*
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

laatste aanpassing 30 juni 2007 20:35

Living is easy with eyes closed ( The Beatles)

The V speech

V for Vendetta

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=-OB6EsUP4tU