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Aladdin
Aladdin
'Fish are friends not food'
Finding Nemo
Finding Nemo
HAHAHAHAHA aladdin.....fantastisch.....vooral die geest lig werkelijk helemaal dubbel om die gast
did you get paid to screw that bear?
fear and loathing
fear and loathing
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Voor de liefhebber, nog wat aladdin quotes
Zowel waterpijp als koffiepot, maakt bovendien friet alstublieft, nooit breek, gaat jaren.. euh toch breek
Jafar, k zit klem, jafar ik stik... jafar ik... au dat deed pijn
misleid mij het oor mij? Het is 3 -1 !!
Zeg, waar heb je die vogel vandaan
play it again sam..............!!!voor de echte kenners van filmquotes!!niet n fim die je de afgelopen paar dagen gezien heb
I am no three i am a ent.
Lord of the pimps
Lord of the pimps
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-You can put in anywhere...
cruel intensions
cruel intensions
stukje uit pulpfiction over amsterdam
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If... if is good uit Hercules.
Het nadeel is dat ik dat soort leuke zinnetjes nooit onthoudt. Tegen de tijd dat de film af is ben ik het alweer kwijt. Dit is het enige zinnetje dat ik op een of andere manier onthouden heb.
Het nadeel is dat ik dat soort leuke zinnetjes nooit onthoudt. Tegen de tijd dat de film af is ben ik het alweer kwijt. Dit is het enige zinnetje dat ik op een of andere manier onthouden heb.
In every man's live there comes a point of no return
He crossed the line
And I be a with him
Carlito
He crossed the line
And I be a with him
Carlito
'I am a political prisonar from Cuba'
'You fucking cockrouches'
Scarface (Al Paccino)
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'You fucking cockrouches'
Scarface (Al Paccino)
Here's Johnnyyyyy
- The Shining
- The Shining
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***life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you get - Forrest Gump
***I can make you an offer you can't refuse - the Godfather
***the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was to make people believe he didn't exist - Usual Suspects
***Hasta la vista baby - T2
***The path of the righteous man... - Pulp Fiction
***Choose a job,choose a career.. - Trainspotting
dan vind ik het eindquote van die film beter:
I think this might be the beginning of a beautiful friendship - ... (voor de kenners idd)
***I can make you an offer you can't refuse - the Godfather
***the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was to make people believe he didn't exist - Usual Suspects
***Hasta la vista baby - T2
***The path of the righteous man... - Pulp Fiction
***Choose a job,choose a career.. - Trainspotting
newman 4 maart 2004 22:26
play it again sam..............!!!voor de echte kenners van filmquotes!!niet n fim die je de afgelopen paar dagen gezien heb
play it again sam..............!!!voor de echte kenners van filmquotes!!niet n fim die je de afgelopen paar dagen gezien heb
dan vind ik het eindquote van die film beter:
I think this might be the beginning of a beautiful friendship - ... (voor de kenners idd
) you never see a badguy like this before !
please tell these people to take off da fucking golfshoes !
please tell these people to take off da fucking golfshoes !
F*CK YOU , YOU F*CKING F*CK - Scarface 
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I'll be "back" hahahhah 
'Wait! You can't stop here, this is bat-country!'
'Put that goddamn radio back on!'
'Medicine!!'
'Put that goddamn radio back on!'
'Medicine!!'
You can get killed walking your doggy!!
Heat
Heat
riddle me this, riddle me that.. who is afraid of the big black bat!?!
Batman forever..
Batman forever..
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Ezechiel 25:17...
You hear me Hillbilly boy?
I'm goanna get medievel on your ass!
Pulp Fiction
You hear me Hillbilly boy?
I'm goanna get medievel on your ass!
Pulp Fiction
'Nice Guy Eddie: We got places all over the place'
'Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?'
'Mr. Pink: Somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and I want to know whose name is on the handle!'
allen uit Resevoir Dogs
'Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?'
'Mr. Pink: Somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and I want to know whose name is on the handle!'
allen uit Resevoir Dogs
"Well, the thing on my mind right now isn't the good coffee in my cup, it's the dead nigger in my garage" Quentin T.
"You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to look out for, cause you never know when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." uit Pirates of the Caribbean
" Because I am hard, you won't Like me.
The more you hate me, the more you'll learn"
" You suck dicks?
I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"
" I'II give you three seconds...
...exactly three fucking seconds...
...to wipe off that stupid grin...
...or I will gouge out your eyebaIIs and skull-fuck you! "
Full Metal Jacket
The more you hate me, the more you'll learn"
" You suck dicks?
I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"
" I'II give you three seconds...
...exactly three fucking seconds...
...to wipe off that stupid grin...
...or I will gouge out your eyebaIIs and skull-fuck you! "
Full Metal Jacket
''maar buurman.. wat doet u nou''
Uit Flodder
Uit Flodder
mine mine mine mine mine 
uit finding Nemo
uit finding Nemo
"Why don't you try stickin' you're head up your ass -- and see if it fits"
Scarface
Scarface
As far back, i can remember i always want to be a gangstar----Goodfellas
You wanna fuck...Ya sure-----Jacky Brown
You wanna fuck...Ya sure-----Jacky Brown
Browne Bronwe Brouwn Bruin....er klopt iets niet...nou ja het is vroeg
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Wannaaa play??
chucky ...
chucky ...
Het ergste stuk uit Snatch
Vinny: Now I don't want to put a bullet in your face, but if you don't give us *exactly what we want, there will be murders.
Bullet Tooth Tony: (To Tyrone) What's your name?
Sol: Shoot him.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Ooh.
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.
Vinny: Now I don't want to put a bullet in your face, but if you don't give us *exactly what we want, there will be murders.
Bullet Tooth Tony: (To Tyrone) What's your name?
Sol: Shoot him.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Ooh.
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.
das idd een van de beste filmquotes ooit ja yoeri
die hele film zit trouwens vol met stoere texten
die hele film zit trouwens vol met stoere texten
We were somewhere around Barstow... at the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold....
I remember saying something like "Hey! I feel a bit lightheaded.. maybe you should drive"....
Suddenly there was a terrible roar, and the sky was filled up with what looked like huge bats all swooping, screeching and diving around the car!
And a human voice screamed:"HOLy JEZUS! WHAT ARE THE GODDAMN ANIMALS?!"
I remember saying something like "Hey! I feel a bit lightheaded.. maybe you should drive"....
Suddenly there was a terrible roar, and the sky was filled up with what looked like huge bats all swooping, screeching and diving around the car!
And a human voice screamed:"HOLy JEZUS! WHAT ARE THE GODDAMN ANIMALS?!"
Uit LOTRIII:
Gandalf tegen Frodo:
So do all who live to see these times, but that is not for them to decide.
All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
Galadriel:
Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.
En een andere film vol vette quotes is Human Traffic!
Paar VB's:
* Jip: The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world man. I'm gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle.
* Lulu: Take me to a place where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity and every shag guarantees an orgasm!
* Justin Kerrigan: We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man. We're nympholeptics, desiring for the unobtainable. We risk sanity for moments of temporary enlightenment. So many ideas. So little memory. The last thought killed by anticipation of the next. We embrace an overwhelming feeling of love. We flow in unison. We're together. I wish this was real. We want a universal level of togetherness, where we're comfortable with everyone. We're in rhythm. Part of a movement. A movement to escape. We wave goodbye. Ultimately, we just want to be happy. Heh, yeah. Hang on, what the fuck was I just talking about?
* Nina: I can voluntarily perform a funny fart at all times.
Gandalf tegen Frodo:
So do all who live to see these times, but that is not for them to decide.
All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
Galadriel:
Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.
En een andere film vol vette quotes is Human Traffic!
Paar VB's:
* Jip: The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world man. I'm gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle.
* Lulu: Take me to a place where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity and every shag guarantees an orgasm!
* Justin Kerrigan: We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man. We're nympholeptics, desiring for the unobtainable. We risk sanity for moments of temporary enlightenment. So many ideas. So little memory. The last thought killed by anticipation of the next. We embrace an overwhelming feeling of love. We flow in unison. We're together. I wish this was real. We want a universal level of togetherness, where we're comfortable with everyone. We're in rhythm. Part of a movement. A movement to escape. We wave goodbye. Ultimately, we just want to be happy. Heh, yeah. Hang on, what the fuck was I just talking about?
* Nina: I can voluntarily perform a funny fart at all times.
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Human Traffic,
Scarface,
Pulp Fiction,
Snatch,
Resevoir Dogs,
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,
volgens mij is een willekeurige passage in elk van deze films rijp voor deze topic...
Ben ik er nog 1 vergeten?
Scarface,
Pulp Fiction,
Snatch,
Resevoir Dogs,
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,
volgens mij is een willekeurige passage in elk van deze films rijp voor deze topic...
Ben ik er nog 1 vergeten?
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'look at me! I am the one who did this to you, remember me!'
Zegt Sonny in A Bronx Tale tegen een stoere Hells Angel nadat die gast, en zijn maatjes, dachten rotzooi te kunnen trappen in Sonny's kroeg. Niet dus, Gasten weten niet ze overkomt
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I won't kill you
Manolo, kill the fucking bitch
Manolo, kill the fucking bitch
Say Hello To My Little Friend
Scarface
Do i look like someone who cares what god thinks
Hellraiser 4 bloodline
Scarface
Do i look like someone who cares what god thinks
Hellraiser 4 bloodline
Tommy DeVito: No more shines Billy
Billy Batts: What?
Tommy DeVito: I said, no more shines Billy Mayby you didn''t hear about it, you've been away a long time, I didn't go up, didn't tell ya.
Billy Batts: Ah..
Tommy DeVito: I don't shine your shoes anymore
Billy Batts: Relax, would ya!What's got into you!? I haven's seen you in a long fucking time, and I'm breaking your balls a little bit, I'm only kidding with ya..
Tommy DeVito: Well, sometimes you don't sound like your kidding, you know there's a lot a people here..
Billy Batts: I'm only kidding with ya
Tommy DeVito: It's ok.
Billy Batts: I don't mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito: I'm sorry
Billy Batts: I'm sorry too
Tommy DeVito: It's okay.
Billy Batts: Salud
Uit de beste film allertijden: Goodfellas
en wat er daarna gebeurt is nog veel vetter!
KEEP THAT MOTHERFUCKER HERE, KEEP 'M HERE
Billy Batts: What?
Tommy DeVito: I said, no more shines Billy Mayby you didn''t hear about it, you've been away a long time, I didn't go up, didn't tell ya.
Billy Batts: Ah..
Tommy DeVito: I don't shine your shoes anymore
Billy Batts: Relax, would ya!What's got into you!? I haven's seen you in a long fucking time, and I'm breaking your balls a little bit, I'm only kidding with ya..
Tommy DeVito: Well, sometimes you don't sound like your kidding, you know there's a lot a people here..
Billy Batts: I'm only kidding with ya
Tommy DeVito: It's ok.
Billy Batts: I don't mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito: I'm sorry
Billy Batts: I'm sorry too
Tommy DeVito: It's okay.
Billy Batts: Salud
Uit de beste film allertijden: Goodfellas
en wat er daarna gebeurt is nog veel vetter!
KEEP THAT MOTHERFUCKER HERE, KEEP 'M HERE
Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all the time thing. You don't win once in a while; you don't do things right once in a while; you do them right all the time. Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
"The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will."
"If you'll not settle for anything less than your best, you will be amazed at what you can accomplish in your lives."
"It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up."
... Vince Lombardi
"The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will."
"If you'll not settle for anything less than your best, you will be amazed at what you can accomplish in your lives."
"It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up."
... Vince Lombardi
.... We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can....
...Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear!...
FEAR AND LOATHING
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You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? O.K.
TAXI DRIVER
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...My father taught me many things ... keep your friends close, but your enemies closer....
GF2
-------------------------------------------------...And chico, if anything happens to that buy-money, eee pobreci... my boss is gonna stick your heads up your asses faster than a rabbit gets fucked!....
....I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?...
SCARFACE
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...Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear!...
FEAR AND LOATHING
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You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? O.K.
TAXI DRIVER
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...My father taught me many things ... keep your friends close, but your enemies closer....
GF2
-------------------------------------------------...And chico, if anything happens to that buy-money, eee pobreci... my boss is gonna stick your heads up your asses faster than a rabbit gets fucked!....
....I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?...
SCARFACE
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...Vincent Vega....
-Pulp Fiction-
-Pulp Fiction-
JULES
Yolanda, I thought you were gonna
be cool. When you yell at me, it
makes me nervous. When I get
nervous, I get scared. And when
motherfuckers get scared, that's
when motherfuckers get accidentally
shot.
Pulp Fiction.
Yolanda, I thought you were gonna
be cool. When you yell at me, it
makes me nervous. When I get
nervous, I get scared. And when
motherfuckers get scared, that's
when motherfuckers get accidentally
shot.
Pulp Fiction.
Wat dacht je van ALLE quotes uit Pulp Fiction en Fear and Loathing.....
Beide wat dat betreft gewoon meesterwerken
Beide wat dat betreft gewoon meesterwerken
Bacon: What's that?
Samoan Jo: A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
Bacon: No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest. You could fall in love with an orang-utan in that.
-Lock Stock
Tommy's my partner. It doesn't mean we hold hands and take windy walks, it just means I keep him out of as much trouble as he gets me into.
-Snatch
Nick: I dont know Tom, it seems expensive.
Tom: Seems, well this seems to be a waste of my time. That is nine hundred nicker in any shop. You are lucky enough to find one in, and you're complaining about 200. Its a deal, its a steal, its the sale of the fucking century. In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep 'em.
Nick: Alright, alright keep your alans on. Heres a ton.
Tom: Jesus Christ you could choke a dozon donkeys on that. What do you do when you're not buying stereos Nick, finance revolutions??
Nick: £100 is still £100.
Tom: Not when the price is 200 its not, and not when you've got Liberias devasit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a ducks but you are. Now let me feel the fibre of your fabric.
-Lock Stock
enzovoorts
Samoan Jo: A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
Bacon: No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest. You could fall in love with an orang-utan in that.
-Lock Stock
Tommy's my partner. It doesn't mean we hold hands and take windy walks, it just means I keep him out of as much trouble as he gets me into.
-Snatch
Nick: I dont know Tom, it seems expensive.
Tom: Seems, well this seems to be a waste of my time. That is nine hundred nicker in any shop. You are lucky enough to find one in, and you're complaining about 200. Its a deal, its a steal, its the sale of the fucking century. In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep 'em.
Nick: Alright, alright keep your alans on. Heres a ton.
Tom: Jesus Christ you could choke a dozon donkeys on that. What do you do when you're not buying stereos Nick, finance revolutions??
Nick: £100 is still £100.
Tom: Not when the price is 200 its not, and not when you've got Liberias devasit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a ducks but you are. Now let me feel the fibre of your fabric.
-Lock Stock
enzovoorts
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every single day in my life has been worse than the day before it, so that means that every day that you see me is the worst day of my life
- Office space
Look but don't touch, touch but don't taste, taste but don't swallow
- Devil's advocate
Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say "What" one more goddamn time!
- Pulp Fiction
- Office space
Look but don't touch, touch but don't taste, taste but don't swallow
- Devil's advocate
Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say "What" one more goddamn time!
- Pulp Fiction
Dark Helmet: What the Hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!
Col. Sandurz: Now! You're looking at "now," sir. Everything that happens now is happening "now."
Dark Helmet: What happened to "then?"
Col. Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Col. Sandurz: Just now. We're at now "now."
Dark Helmet: Go back to "then."
Col. Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Col. Sandurz: Now?!
Dark Helmet: Now!
Col. Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Col. Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Col. Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will "then" be "now?"
Col. Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Spaceball: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Spaceball: We've identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?
Spaceball: It's the moon of Vega.
Col. Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival.
Dark Helmet: When?
Spaceball: Nineteen-hundred hours.
Col. Sandurz: Buy high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners.
Dark Helmet: Who?!
-Spaceballs the Movie (1987) Mel Brooks.
Col. Sandurz: Now! You're looking at "now," sir. Everything that happens now is happening "now."
Dark Helmet: What happened to "then?"
Col. Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Col. Sandurz: Just now. We're at now "now."
Dark Helmet: Go back to "then."
Col. Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Col. Sandurz: Now?!
Dark Helmet: Now!
Col. Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Col. Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Col. Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will "then" be "now?"
Col. Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Spaceball: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Spaceball: We've identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?
Spaceball: It's the moon of Vega.
Col. Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival.
Dark Helmet: When?
Spaceball: Nineteen-hundred hours.
Col. Sandurz: Buy high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners.
Dark Helmet: Who?!
-Spaceballs the Movie (1987) Mel Brooks.
oew-oew..another one..
Who made that man a gunner?
I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Who is he?
He's an Asshole, sir.
I know that. What's his name?
That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
And his cousin?
He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunner's Mate, First Class, Philip Asshole.
How many Assholes we got on this ship, any how?
Everyone: Yo!
I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes!
Who made that man a gunner?
I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Who is he?
He's an Asshole, sir.
I know that. What's his name?
That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
And his cousin?
He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunner's Mate, First Class, Philip Asshole.
How many Assholes we got on this ship, any how?
Everyone: Yo!
I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes!
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this town is like a great big pussy..just waiting to be fucked
Van de film DOGMA.
tussen Jay(van Jay en Silent Bob) en Rufus(een soort petrus.. )
Tell me something about me.
You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
So, fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
When you do it, you're thinking about guys!
tussen Jay(van Jay en Silent Bob) en Rufus(een soort petrus..
)Tell me something about me.
You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
So, fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
When you do it, you're thinking about guys!
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I'm coming...I'm coming...
FREEDOM!!!!!!
Braveheart
I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck
Full metal jacket
Gizmo Gaga
Gremlins
Braveheart
I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck
Full metal jacket
Gizmo Gaga
Gremlins
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een dik vatsig wijf helemala gek pompe op de plee man!!!
Teeuwen
Teeuwen
That's not a tool...that's a brick
Gone in 60 seconds...
Who is it?
Finding Nemo
Gone in 60 seconds...
Who is it?
Finding Nemo
AHhhhhhhhhhh oehhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh deeper
-Slut Fuckers-
-Slut Fuckers-
AHhhhhhhhhhh oehhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh deeper
-Slut Fuckers-
-Slut Fuckers-
Humorloos.
This is bad!!
This is Fucking Bad!!! . . . . . . . . . . is it Bad ??
Reservoir Dogs
This is Fucking Bad!!! . . . . . . . . . . is it Bad ??
Reservoir Dogs
I rip your eyes out of your head ,and pis ind your dead skul.
What are you lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what'll that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth... even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.
From now on my name will be referred as betty.
Kung Pow
I am the master of the clit!
Jay and silent Bob strike back.
Are you treatning me. I am cornholio, I need tipi for my bunghole.
Beavis And butthead due America.
Kung Pow
I am the master of the clit!
Jay and silent Bob strike back.
Are you treatning me. I am cornholio, I need tipi for my bunghole.
Beavis And butthead due America.
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Als je leuke quotes wil hebben moet je gewoon Fear & loathing in Las Vegas, Trainspotting, Pulp Fiction, Scarface e.d. zien!!
Mr. Pink: "Why do I have to be mister Pink?"
Joe: "Cause you're a faggot!"
(Reservoir Dogs bij het geven van de bijnamen)
Mr. Pink: "Why do I have to be mister Pink?"
Joe: "Cause you're a faggot!"
(Reservoir Dogs bij het geven van de bijnamen)
''I told you a long time ago, you little fucking monkey, not to fuck me''
Scarface (gebruikt door de Wu)
Scarface (gebruikt door de Wu)
Quote by Monty Brogan (25th Hour)
Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. Slow the fuck down! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Inclone! Adelphia! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their palmaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Armani scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, Jay! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Alqueda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal, Irish ass!
Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. Slow the fuck down! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Inclone! Adelphia! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their palmaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Armani scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, Jay! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Alqueda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal, Irish ass!
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.
donateur
"We're the Monstars!"
Space Jam
Space Jam
Keep the change you filthy animal!!!
Before "ze germens" get there
zal onderhand wel genoemd zijn maar:
Taxi Driver
U TALKIN TO ME! U TALKIN TO ME
Scarface
U NEED A WHOLE FUCKING ARMY TO STOP ME
Taxi Driver
U TALKIN TO ME! U TALKIN TO ME
Scarface
U NEED A WHOLE FUCKING ARMY TO STOP ME
"Sharp rocks?!... Bring it on..." -Keizer Kuzco
"Take the blue pill and you’ll wake up and believe whatever you want to believe..." -The Matrix
"Take the blue pill and you’ll wake up and believe whatever you want to believe..." -The Matrix
'Everybody goes a little mad sometimes'
-Scream
-Scream
Hey dookie pick up the phone ....
...... WAZUUUUUUUUP.........
uit scary movie
...... WAZUUUUUUUUP.........
uit scary movie
donateur
Volgens mij is het grootste deel van je pappie's zaad in je mammie's bilnaad terecht gekomen...
(in het nederlands klinkt ie nog leuker)
Full Metal Jacket
(in het nederlands klinkt ie nog leuker)
Full Metal Jacket
j'flip ya- benicio del torro in Usual Suspects
I'LL BE BACK !!!! van the terminator
maar goed die kent iedereen wel geloof ik
ach ja maar hij blijft leuk
maar goed die kent iedereen wel geloof ik
ach ja maar hij blijft leuk
Hand me de keys you Cock-sucker-motherfuckerrrrraaarhh
-the Usual Suspects-
-the Usual Suspects-
De gehele line-up van The Usual Suspects was geweldig!
"Give ME the keys you fuckin' cocksucker"
"Givemethekeysyoufuckin'cocksucker"
(in English please...)
"Give Me The Keys You Fuckin' Cocksucker What Da Fuck"
etc.
Maar ook Dirty Harry:
"You got to ask yourself one question punk; do I feel lucky today?"
Austin Powers:
Man in WC: "Nice outfit, are you in the show?"
Austin: "No, actually I am english"
"Give ME the keys you fuckin' cocksucker"
"Givemethekeysyoufuckin'cocksucker"
(in English please...)
"Give Me The Keys You Fuckin' Cocksucker What Da Fuck"
etc.
Maar ook Dirty Harry:
"You got to ask yourself one question punk; do I feel lucky today?"
Austin Powers:
Man in WC: "Nice outfit, are you in the show?"
Austin: "No, actually I am english"
scarface:
If you fucking with me. you fuck with the best !
say hello to my little friend ! (dan gaat ie schieten met een rakettenwerper )
If you fucking with me. you fuck with the best !
say hello to my little friend ! (dan gaat ie schieten met een rakettenwerper )
Die uit 25th hours is idd erg goed..
donateur
http://imdb.com/title/tt0116367/quotes
FDTD is cool.
FDTD is cool.
Hand me de keys you Cock-sucker-motherfuckerrrrraaarhh
-the Usual Suspects-
HUMOR!!!
-the Usual Suspects-
HUMOR!!!
Go ahead.....Make my day !!
Dirty Harry
Dirty Harry donateur
Heej Sjonnie, moet je kijken wat een geile wijven!
"Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing"
" And no man shall shed blood, but by man shall his blood be shed. "
-The Boondock Saints-
" And no man shall shed blood, but by man shall his blood be shed. "
-The Boondock Saints-
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Deze moet jou bekend voor komen Carloz76
Ezekiel 25:17 van Jules (SLJ) in Pulp Fiction:
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Ook nog eens leuk gesampled (door Paul als ik het goed heb).
Ezekiel 25:17 van Jules (SLJ) in Pulp Fiction:
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Ook nog eens leuk gesampled (door Paul als ik het goed heb).
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Ook leuk:
Sssmmmokin' (Jim Carey in The Mask)
Sssmmmokin' (Jim Carey in The Mask)
Well, let's not start sucking eachothers' dicks quite yet. - Mr Wolf, Pulp Fiction
Royale with cheese....... i like that
"play it again sam" is volgens mij uit Casablanca.
It's partytime, P A R T Why? Because I gotta!
It's partytime, P A R T Why? Because I gotta!
heeeeeeere´s Johny!!!!!!!
Buurman! Wat doet u nu..?
enne...
zet m maar in de zon, dan kennie drogen..
flodder uiteraard..
enne...
zet m maar in de zon, dan kennie drogen..
flodder uiteraard..
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A Few Good Men:
I'm gonna ripp the eye's out of your head and piss in your dead skull
YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MARINE
blijft een goeie film om te Quoten / Samplen
I'm gonna ripp the eye's out of your head and piss in your dead skull
YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MARINE
blijft een goeie film om te Quoten / Samplen
"i love the smell of napalm in the morning" - Apocalypse now
Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh.
Oh come, you can hear its faint echo right now. I'm here to turn up the volume. To press the stinking face of humanity into the dark blood of its own secret heart.
Oh come, you can hear its faint echo right now. I'm here to turn up the volume. To press the stinking face of humanity into the dark blood of its own secret heart.
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT Mono block, Hellraiser!!!!!!!!!!!
"Jesus wept" deel I
"No more deals Kirsty, it's time to play" deel II
"Let the party begin" deel III
dat zijn de beste, 4, 5 en 6 vallen tegen, Hellworld schijnt weer heel goed te zijn....ben benieuwd.
It opens doors.......doors to the pleasures of heaven or hell.
Demons to some, angels to others......
"Jesus wept" deel I
"No more deals Kirsty, it's time to play" deel II
"Let the party begin" deel III
dat zijn de beste, 4, 5 en 6 vallen tegen, Hellworld schijnt weer heel goed te zijn....ben benieuwd.
It opens doors.......doors to the pleasures of heaven or hell.
Demons to some, angels to others......
nou ik ben ook benieuwd naar die nieuwe hellraiser ja 
Stukje over A-dam in Pulp Fiction idd.
Zitten er genoeg in Scarface
'You use dogshit for toothpaste, mullet?'
(Snatch)
'You think I'm funny?''Why? Do I amuse you?' 'Do I amuse you like a clown?' 'Tell me, what the fuck is so funny about me?'
(Joe Pesci in Goodfellas)
(Snatch)
'You think I'm funny?''Why? Do I amuse you?' 'Do I amuse you like a clown?' 'Tell me, what the fuck is so funny about me?'
(Joe Pesci in Goodfellas)
Uit Wallstreet:
"This is your wake-up call pall...go to work!"
"This is your wake-up call pall...go to work!"
Luke may the force be with you
dogma >
LOKI:"Consequences, schmonsequences."
LOKI:"Consequences, schmonsequences."
"Just because i ROCK, doesn't mean i'm made out of stone"
Me,Myself & Irene..
Me,Myself & Irene..
"Fear leads to anger,
anger leads to hate,
hate leads to suffering..."(the phantom menace)
"Reggies mama is so fat!After sex i roll over twice and i`m still on the bitch"(nutty professor)En dan moet je die muil van die Reggie er nog bij zien
anger leads to hate,
hate leads to suffering..."(the phantom menace)
"Reggies mama is so fat!After sex i roll over twice and i`m still on the bitch"
(nutty professor)En dan moet je die muil van die Reggie er nog bij zienlaatste aanpassing
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton:
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
---Trainspotting---
Vincent: Whoa!
Jules: What the fuck's happening, man? Ah, shit man!
Vincent: Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.
Jules: Why the fuck did you do that!
Vincent: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!
Jules: Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time...
Vincent: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something.
Jules: Hey, the car didn't hit no motherfucking bump.
Vincent: Hey, look man, I didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch. The gun went off. I don't know why.
Jules: Well look at this fucking mess, man. We're on a city street in broad daylight here!
Vincent: I don't believe it.
Jules: Well believe it now, motherfucker! We gotta get this car off the road! You know cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fucking blood.
en nog een
There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
---Pulp Fiction---
Mr. Pink: You kill anybody?
Mr. White: A few cops.
Mr. Pink: No real people?
Mr. White: Just cops.
---Resevoir Dogs---
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
---Trainspotting---
Vincent: Whoa!
Jules: What the fuck's happening, man? Ah, shit man!
Vincent: Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.
Jules: Why the fuck did you do that!
Vincent: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!
Jules: Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time...
Vincent: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something.
Jules: Hey, the car didn't hit no motherfucking bump.
Vincent: Hey, look man, I didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch. The gun went off. I don't know why.
Jules: Well look at this fucking mess, man. We're on a city street in broad daylight here!
Vincent: I don't believe it.
Jules: Well believe it now, motherfucker! We gotta get this car off the road! You know cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fucking blood.
en nog een
There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
---Pulp Fiction---
Mr. Pink: You kill anybody?
Mr. White: A few cops.
Mr. Pink: No real people?
Mr. White: Just cops.
---Resevoir Dogs---
mine mine mine mine mine
uit finding Nemo
Die is inderdaad heel cool.
En deze uit True Romance vind ik heel gaaf,vooral omdat het in dat onwijs lekkere zweef-nummer Solarcoaster zit (o.a. op In search of sunrise 3 van Tiesto):
I look back and I'm amazed
and my thoughts were so clear and true
those three words went through my mind endlessly
repeating themselves
like a broken record
You'r so cool, you're so cool,you're so cool
uit finding Nemo
Die is inderdaad heel cool.
En deze uit True Romance vind ik heel gaaf,vooral omdat het in dat onwijs lekkere zweef-nummer Solarcoaster zit (o.a. op In search of sunrise 3 van Tiesto):
I look back and I'm amazed
and my thoughts were so clear and true
those three words went through my mind endlessly
repeating themselves
like a broken record
You'r so cool, you're so cool,you're so cool
"Meet my little friend" Tony Montana uit Scarface Rules !!!
You so totally rock dude!!!
--- Finding Nemo ---
Ssssspannkyyyyy
--- Jim Carry in (was het mask of ace ventura?)---
i alway tell the truth ...even when i lie
--- scarface --- (is al vaker genoemd maar blijft een relaxte film om uit te quoten!)
--- Finding Nemo ---
Ssssspannkyyyyy
--- Jim Carry in (was het mask of ace ventura?)---
i alway tell the truth ...even when i lie
--- scarface --- (is al vaker genoemd maar blijft een relaxte film om uit te quoten!)
donateur
Yeah Baby Yeah
Austin Powers
Austin Powers
Well you never know, but when they know, you know, you know.
Finding Nemo
Royal with cheese
pulp fiction
Finding Nemo
Royal with cheese
pulp fiction
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donateur
als je begrijpt wat ik bedoel. olivier b. bommel
donateur
Vroeger was je een uitslover als je een mobieltje had, nu ben je een uitslover als je er geen hebt, ik heb er ook gewoon geen. Nee, vrouwer vallen op mannen die onbereikbaar zijn en das toch mijn prioriteit nummer 1.
Ik hoef geen NOKIA ik wil NEUKUH JA
Theo maassen geen film maar wel goed
Ik hoef geen NOKIA ik wil NEUKUH JA
Theo maassen geen film maar wel goed
donateur
dont hate the player
hate the game
BAD BOYS 2
hate the game
BAD BOYS 2
Dude where's my car?
Hey where's your car dude!?
-- Dude, where's my car? --
meestelijke film
Hey where's your car dude!?
-- Dude, where's my car? --
meestelijke film
donateur
sweat!
dude!
sweat!
dude!
Dude, where's my car?
dude!
sweat!
dude!
Dude, where's my car?
Kijk Pulp Fiction en je vind vele geweldige stukjes
I bet you an suck a golfball throug a garden-hose
*k weet alleen niet waar het van is*
*k weet alleen niet waar het van is*
Is there no one else!!?
Troy
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Mom... somebody for you on the phone:
Who is it?
Somebody from something something !!
gesprek tussen een moeder en een 5 jarige jongen
Cheaper by the dozen
Who is it?
Somebody from something something !!
gesprek tussen een moeder en een 5 jarige jongen
Cheaper by the dozen
"Wipe them out...all of them."(star wars)
"if you wanna see who`s really got the power take your punk ass to the tower"(ricochet)
"if you wanna see who`s really got the power take your punk ass to the tower"(ricochet)
donateur
bet you an suck a golfball throug a garden-hose
*k weet alleen niet waar het van is*
*k weet alleen niet waar het van is*
full metal jacket
als je dit niet in je donder voelt, dan kun je maar beter naar huis gaan!
'I wished that the world was a fly, and I was a rolled newspaper'
(Al bundy in Married with Children)
(Al bundy in Married with Children)
'Dude, where's my car?!'
(niet de beste overigens...)
(niet de beste overigens...)
donateur
It`s the scars who reminds us that the past was real
( Red dragon - Hannibal Lector)
( Red dragon - Hannibal Lector)
"Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what your gonna get"
- Forrest Gump -
- Forrest Gump -
donateur
I Always Tell The Truth, Even When I Lie
Scarface
"Have you ever fucked on cocaine?"
Basic Instinct
(heb ik overigens niet)
Basic Instinct
(heb ik overigens niet)
Tommy: Don't go busting my balls, okay?
Billy Batts: If I was busting your balls, I'd send you home to get your shinebox!
Billy Batts: Don't you remember Tommy's shines? this boy was great, he made mirrors
Tommy: I don't shine shoes anymore, maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time
Billy Batts: Come on Tommy, we're only kiddin' can't you take a joke??
Tommy: No more shines Billy
Billy Batts: No go home and get your fuckin' shinebox!!
Tommy: MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
GoodFellas
Billy Batts: If I was busting your balls, I'd send you home to get your shinebox!
Billy Batts: Don't you remember Tommy's shines? this boy was great, he made mirrors
Tommy: I don't shine shoes anymore, maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time
Billy Batts: Come on Tommy, we're only kiddin' can't you take a joke??
Tommy: No more shines Billy
Billy Batts: No go home and get your fuckin' shinebox!!
Tommy: MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
GoodFellas
Ik geef toe dat ik deze film afgelopen weekend heb gekeken, maar vond deze zin heel erg mooi. Uit City of Angels:
I'd rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss of her mouth, one touch of her hand, then a eternity with out it. One....
I'd rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss of her mouth, one touch of her hand, then a eternity with out it. One....
i'll be back!
joe: And you are Mr. Pink.
Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Cause you're a faggot, ok?
Reservoir Dogs
Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Cause you're a faggot, ok?
Reservoir Dogs
Jafar, k zit klem, jafar ik stik... jafar ik... au dat deed pijn
verrassing, verrassing......van harte gefeliciteerd
uit Assepoester
verrassing, verrassing......van harte gefeliciteerd
uit Assepoester
'You think I'm funny?''Why? Do I amuse you?' 'Do I amuse you like a clown?' 'Tell me, what the fuck is so funny about me?'
(Joe Pesci in Goodfellas)
(Joe Pesci in Goodfellas)
Deze is echt te masterlijk!
The position of annoying talking animal has already been taken!
donkey in shrek 2
donkey in shrek 2
"The one's on the bottom.."
Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo
Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo
"The hitman needs a ride"
Bully (als je hem nog niet gezien hebt, de moeite waard)
"We're going to need a bigger boat"
Jaws
Bully (als je hem nog niet gezien hebt, de moeite waard)
"We're going to need a bigger boat"
Jaws
"The Doooooomsday machine"
Dr. Strangelove
Dr. Strangelove
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donateur
ik heb, voor mijzelf, een aantal sterke en leuke quotes uitgezocht...
staan bij mijn eigen inbreng...
vooral die uit 25th hour is vet.. maar die moet je eigenlijk met beeld erbij zien
staan bij mijn eigen inbreng...
vooral die uit 25th hour is vet.. maar die moet je eigenlijk met beeld erbij zien
donateur
Tombstone:
Johnny Ringo: Isn't anyone here man enough to play for blood?
Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry.
Ike Clanton: What is that Holiday? Twelve hands in a row? Ain't nobody that lucky.
Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
en zo zijn er nog veel meer
Johnny Ringo: Isn't anyone here man enough to play for blood?
Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry.
Ike Clanton: What is that Holiday? Twelve hands in a row? Ain't nobody that lucky.
Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
en zo zijn er nog veel meer
I am the law
die ken ik niet
Naked GUn 33,5 dacht ik
Leslie Nielsen tegen Presilla Presley die op een ladder staat en een opgezette bever van een plank pakt, maar waarbij hij ondertussen onder der rok aan het kijken is terwijl hij de ladder voor der vasthoudt:
Nice beaver
Leslie Nielsen tegen Presilla Presley die op een ladder staat en een opgezette bever van een plank pakt, maar waarbij hij ondertussen onder der rok aan het kijken is terwijl hij de ladder voor der vasthoudt:
Nice beaver
say goodnight to tha badguy!!!
scarface uiteraard
scarface uiteraard
donateur
It`s the scars that reminds us that the past was real
I am no three i am a ent.
can i touch this - handyman
as far back as i can remember i always wanabee a gangster - goodfellas
as far back as i can remember i always wanabee a gangster - goodfellas
"Nooit iemand te dichtbij laten komen..."
-Van God Los-
-Van God Los-
leuke film
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
Hannibal Lector--> Quod pro quo!!! 
-Don't tell me to be calm, Pony-boy!
-Pony-boy?
-For a clownfish, he's really not that funny.
-Pity.
Finding Nemo
-Pony-boy?
-For a clownfish, he's really not that funny.
-Pity.
Finding Nemo
"It's Good To Be The King" - History Of The World Part One ( weer die Mel Brooks )
)donateur
Demons to some, angels to others. NOBODY ESCAPES US! (bijna alles wat pinhead zegt is onfeilbaar, hij is koel)
IS THIS A GOD DAM? (beavis and butt-head)
...i just had to kill a lot of people (american psycho?).
tomorrow morning for instance i'm gonna take a walk to the bank, walk in and see, if you don't have my money for me i'm gonna crack your fuckin' head wide open in front of everybody in the bank. and at the time i'm coming out of jail, hopefully, you'll be getting out of your coma. and guess what i'll split your fucking head open again. because i'm fucking stupid. i don't give a fuck about jail. THAT'S MY BUSINESS, THAT'S WHAT I DO.
Now we might get a customer or employee who thinks he's charles bronson. Take the bun of your gun and smash his nose in. everybody jumps. He falls down screeming, blood squirts out of his nose. FREAKS EVERYBODY OUT, NOBODY SAYS FUCKING SHIT AFTER THAT!
Welcome to another edition of THUNDERDOME!
BOES: tja het lijkt makkelijk, maar kom er maar eens op.
en nog veel meer.. .
IS THIS A GOD DAM? (beavis and butt-head)
...i just had to kill a lot of people (american psycho?).
tomorrow morning for instance i'm gonna take a walk to the bank, walk in and see, if you don't have my money for me i'm gonna crack your fuckin' head wide open in front of everybody in the bank. and at the time i'm coming out of jail, hopefully, you'll be getting out of your coma. and guess what i'll split your fucking head open again. because i'm fucking stupid. i don't give a fuck about jail. THAT'S MY BUSINESS, THAT'S WHAT I DO.
Now we might get a customer or employee who thinks he's charles bronson. Take the bun of your gun and smash his nose in. everybody jumps. He falls down screeming, blood squirts out of his nose. FREAKS EVERYBODY OUT, NOBODY SAYS FUCKING SHIT AFTER THAT!
Welcome to another edition of THUNDERDOME!
BOES: tja het lijkt makkelijk, maar kom er maar eens op.
en nog veel meer.. .
donateur
"Wings? I don't have wings." 
"Of course not. You’re a boy."
Jen en Kira - the Dark Crystal
"Of course not. You’re a boy."
Jen en Kira - the Dark Crystal
Barely Legal 5 - Dear Barely legal, I was 18 years old and still a virgin..
"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit in your throat"
Dirty Harry
Dirty Harry
Say Goodbuy to the bad Guy !
Cockroaches
Cockroaches
"You need people like me so, you can point your fucking finger and say thats the bad guy"
I give you exectly 3 seconds before i gauge out your eyeballs and SKULLFUCK YOU!!!
-FullMetal Jakcet-
-FullMetal Jakcet-
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run forrest run!!!!!!!
Forrest Gump
Forrest Gump
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Fuck Me Jezus, FUCK ME !!
-Exorsist-
-Exorsist-
And as shepherds we shall be
for thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri,
Et Fili,
Spiritus Sancti
Boondock Saints
for thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri,
Et Fili,
Spiritus Sancti
Boondock Saints
No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"
I-I gotta stab her three times?
ra-ra welke film zou dat nou zijn. . . .
I-I gotta stab her three times?
ra-ra welke film zou dat nou zijn. . . .
No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"
I-I gotta stab her three times?
ra-ra welke film zou dat nou zijn. . . .
I-I gotta stab her three times?
ra-ra welke film zou dat nou zijn. . . .
Het goede antwoord luidt: ( pauken)
Pulp Fiction!
SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!
-Jerry Maguire-
-Jerry Maguire-
ook erg goed:
What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.
The Godfather.
What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.
The Godfather.
+1
Uit Trainspotting: Mark Renton en zn maten proberen een 'buitenstaander' het heroïne gevoel uit leggen, ze kwamen op volgende. "Neem je beste orgasme, vermenigvuldig die met 100.000 en dan nog zit je kilometers uit de buurt.
Uit Godfather 1: It’s not personal, Johnny, strictly business.
Uit Godfather 1: It’s not personal, Johnny, strictly business.
"Here's Johnny!!!" Uit the Shining.
Zwerft zelfs nog een of ander nummer van rond...
Zwerft zelfs nog een of ander nummer van rond...
now can't you read?! NO STRANGLING THE DANCERS!
The hot chick
The hot chick
"The greatest thing is just to love and be loved in return."
Ewan McGregor in Moulin Rouge
Ewan McGregor in Moulin Rouge
"I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and pis on your dead scull! YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MARINE!!!"
Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men.
"What we do in life, echoes in eternity."
Russel Crowe in Gladiator.
Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men.
"What we do in life, echoes in eternity."
Russel Crowe in Gladiator.
donateur
I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk? ~ Dirty Harry
Now yous can't leave.
-A Bronx Tale-
-A Bronx Tale-
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
"And like that, (poof) he's gone."
Deze zijn toch wel geweldig he! Kevin Spacey alias Verbal Kint in The Usual Suspects!
"And like that, (poof) he's gone."
Deze zijn toch wel geweldig he! Kevin Spacey alias Verbal Kint in The Usual Suspects!
"As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster" Goodfellas
screw you guys i'm going home < cartman from southpark.
wazzzzuuuuppppppp..... < scary movie
you just can't keep a good guy down < chucky
wazzzzuuuuppppppp..... < scary movie
you just can't keep a good guy down < chucky
DarkSkywise (G.R.M.O.F.P.) 30 juli 2004 03:41
"Wings? I don't have wings."
"Of course not. You’re a boy."
Jen en Kira - the Dark Crystal
"Wings? I don't have wings."
"Of course not. You’re a boy."
Jen en Kira - the Dark Crystal
Die film heb ik ook gezieieieieien
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Life is like a box of chocolates....you never know what you gonna get (Forrest Gump)
Sometimes there's so much beauty
in the world I feel like I can't
take it, like my heart's going to cave in. (American Beauty)
Everybody dies, not every man really lives (Braveheart)
"Minlû pedich nin, i aur hen telitha."
.You told me once...this day would come.(Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers)
You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise. (Titanic)
Zo dat waren ze dan wel
Sometimes there's so much beauty
in the world I feel like I can't
take it, like my heart's going to cave in. (American Beauty)
Everybody dies, not every man really lives (Braveheart)
"Minlû pedich nin, i aur hen telitha."
.You told me once...this day would come.(Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers)
You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise. (Titanic)
Zo dat waren ze dan wel
i'll be back > gouveneur california en bush whaha sorry moest er ff uit
whaha sorry moest er ff uit
Voor de filmkenner:
Predator in Predator II: "Do you want a candy?"
Jamaicaan in Predator II: "I don't know what it is, but I do know were it is....it's from the other side"
"Dennis" in Jurassic Park: "oh oh oh, you didn't say the magic word oh oh oh, you didn't say..etc"
Arnold Schwarzenegger tegen Edward Furlong in Terminator II Judgment Day: "Uncle Bob?"
Jack Nicholson in The Shining: "Here's Johnny!!!"
Predator in Predator II: "Do you want a candy?"
Jamaicaan in Predator II: "I don't know what it is, but I do know were it is....it's from the other side"
"Dennis" in Jurassic Park: "oh oh oh, you didn't say the magic word oh oh oh, you didn't say..etc"
Arnold Schwarzenegger tegen Edward Furlong in Terminator II Judgment Day: "Uncle Bob?"
Jack Nicholson in The Shining: "Here's Johnny!!!"
Clifford Worley : Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers.
Coccotti : Come again?
Clifford Worley : It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers.
Coccotti : Yes...
Clifford Worley : So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this...
[Coccotti busts out laughing]
Clifford Worley : No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
Coccotti : [Laughing] I love this guy.
Clifford Worley : Your ancestors are niggers. Uh-huh.
[Starts laughing, too]
Clifford Worley : Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.
[All laugh]
Uit True Romance
Coccotti : Come again?
Clifford Worley : It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers.
Coccotti : Yes...
Clifford Worley : So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this...
[Coccotti busts out laughing]
Clifford Worley : No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
Coccotti : [Laughing] I love this guy.
Clifford Worley : Your ancestors are niggers. Uh-huh.
[Starts laughing, too]
Clifford Worley : Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.
[All laugh]
Uit True Romance
donateur
Ook uit True Romance:
There used to be a time when sisters didn't know shit about gettin' their pussy licked.
Then the sixties came an' they started fuckin' around with white boys, and white boys are freaks for that shit.
Then, after a while sisters use to gettin' their little pussy eat.
And because you white boys had to make pigs out of yourselves, you fucked it up for every nigger in the world everywhere.
There used to be a time when sisters didn't know shit about gettin' their pussy licked.
Then the sixties came an' they started fuckin' around with white boys, and white boys are freaks for that shit.
Then, after a while sisters use to gettin' their little pussy eat.
And because you white boys had to make pigs out of yourselves, you fucked it up for every nigger in the world everywhere.
"I don't know what this is, but I'm gonna lick it anyway"
De kok uit Scary Movie 2!
De kok uit Scary Movie 2!
Your suffering will be legendary....even in hell!!!
Just come here and die, while you still have the option of doing it quickly.
-hellraiser-
Just come here and die, while you still have the option of doing it quickly.
-hellraiser-
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"My heart, It don't ever quit, I ain't ready to check out..."
al pacino - carlito's way
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
robert duvall - apocalypse now
heel eind stuk van al pacino in scent of a woman
al pacino - carlito's way
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
robert duvall - apocalypse now
heel eind stuk van al pacino in scent of a woman
"I don't trust myself with you.."
Cruel Intensions
Cruel Intensions
oh dacht dat dat linkin park was
Dat is i wont't trust myself with you
*I love the smell of napalm in the morning- apocolipse now
The Godfather part I
1:I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. (Don Corleone)
2:Leave the gun. Take the cannollis (Clemenza)
1:I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. (Don Corleone)
2:Leave the gun. Take the cannollis (Clemenza)
i'll be back
The Godfather
Tonight you sleep with the fishes
Tonight you sleep with the fishes
Hello my brotha from anotha motha
donateur
If I had a dick, I would tell you to suck it ...
(Lake Pacid)
(Lake Pacid)
Dit is niet van een film maar van een spel:
Don't cry, It's a waste of good suffering - UT2003
Don't cry, It's a waste of good suffering - UT2003
People like you need people like me to put your finger at and say thats the bad guy. Scarface
donateur
Schwarzenegger is de koning van de one-liners.
"You're fired", tegen een terrorist die aan de raket van een straaljager hangt vlak voordat Ah-nuld hem tegen de helikopter met andere terroristen schiet in True Lies.
"Fuck you, asshole", tegen een badguy in Total Recall.
"I'll be back" vlak voordat hij een politiebureau trasht met een politieauto in The Terminator
"Hasta La Vista Baby" vlak voordat hij shit over Robert Patrick gooit in Terminator 2.
"Stick Around", nadat hij iemand met een mes tegen de muur heeft gepinned in Predator.
"Knock, knock", na een deur compleet kapot gereld te hebben in Predator.
Alle dialoog van Ah-nuld in Batman & Robin.
En natuurlijk uit de meest quoterijke Ah-nuld film ooit, Commando:
"Let off some steam Bennett", na een pijp door Bennett te hebben gegooid
"You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last. " tegen sum' punk.
Matrix: "Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?"
Sully: "That's right, Matrix. You did."
Matrix: "I lied." - iets later
Matrix: "Don't break radio silence until they see me."
Cindy: "How will I know?"
Matrix: "Because all fucking hell is going to break loose. "
"Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired", na iemand vermoord te hebben.
"You're fired", tegen een terrorist die aan de raket van een straaljager hangt vlak voordat Ah-nuld hem tegen de helikopter met andere terroristen schiet in True Lies.
"Fuck you, asshole", tegen een badguy in Total Recall.
"I'll be back" vlak voordat hij een politiebureau trasht met een politieauto in The Terminator
"Hasta La Vista Baby" vlak voordat hij shit over Robert Patrick gooit in Terminator 2.
"Stick Around", nadat hij iemand met een mes tegen de muur heeft gepinned in Predator.
"Knock, knock", na een deur compleet kapot gereld te hebben in Predator.
Alle dialoog van Ah-nuld in Batman & Robin.
En natuurlijk uit de meest quoterijke Ah-nuld film ooit, Commando:
"Let off some steam Bennett", na een pijp door Bennett te hebben gegooid
"You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last. " tegen sum' punk.
Matrix: "Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?"
Sully: "That's right, Matrix. You did."
Matrix: "I lied." - iets later
Matrix: "Don't break radio silence until they see me."
Cindy: "How will I know?"
Matrix: "Because all fucking hell is going to break loose. "
"Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired", na iemand vermoord te hebben.
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donateur
T is eiglijk meer een heel verhaal dan een quote maar hij is wel meesterlijk:
There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
In een vliegtuig:
Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over.
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Airplane
Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over.
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Airplane
donateur
Arnie is inderdaad the king of oneliners, zat ik pas ook aan te denken
"God? He's the biggest biitch of them all!"
"Come out with your pants down!!!"
"yeah, that's because i did the nasty in the pasty..."
"Come out with your pants down!!!"
"yeah, that's because i did the nasty in the pasty..."
'shoot the death star!' star wars IV
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as long as my heart beats I rule , king arthur
I'm gonna get medieval on your ass
I look back and I'm amazed
and my thoughts were so clear and true
those three words went through my mind endlessly
repeating themselves,like a broken record
you're so cool,you're so cool,you're so cool
(True Romance,hoor je ook in een nummer op Tiesto's 'In search of sunrise'..gewoon een lekker stukje..
Mine? (Finding Nemo)
and my thoughts were so clear and true
those three words went through my mind endlessly
repeating themselves,like a broken record
you're so cool,you're so cool,you're so cool
(True Romance,hoor je ook in een nummer op Tiesto's 'In search of sunrise'..gewoon een lekker stukje..
Mine? (Finding Nemo)
I'm a bad Motherfucker, motherfucker
Beste Arnold quote is natuurlijk:
"Get dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnn!"
"Get dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnn!"
sey 'ello to my little friend
They where killing MY marines!! So yeah I said: "Waste the motherfuckers!!!"
Samuel L. Jackson in Rules Of Engagement.
Samuel L. Jackson in Rules Of Engagement.
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uit 'Corky Romano'
Run florist, run!!!
Run florist, run!!!
''Fuck Gaspar Gomes and fuck the fucking Diaz brothers. Fuck all!! (Scarface)
''How you gonna shoot the devil in his back? what if you miss''? (Usual Suspects)
''How you gonna shoot the devil in his back? what if you miss''? (Usual Suspects)
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(permanent verbannen)
"To me that shit sounds gay." (Rog the movie)
(permanent verbannen)
O buurman wat doet u nu?
Are you talking (zeg: tokking) to me???
How to hell can you get fired on your day off??
~Friday~
~Friday~
i'll be back! (arnold the governator AKA Conan the republican AKA schwarzie)
m-my-my momma says...(adam sandler - waterboy)
Mr. Aaanderson.... (tja )
![[img cacheid=001342d3001611003f74bb221a008a4ead]http://www.pasadenarfc.com/biographies/sanchez_ernie/ernie2.JPG[/img]](/images/cache/001342d3001611003f74bb221a008a4ead "Bron: http://www.pasadenarfc.com/biographies/sanchez_ernie/ernie2.JPG")
There's a passage I got memorized,
seems appropriate for this
situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."......(Pulp Fiction)
I have sampled every language, French is my favourite - fantastic language, especially to curse with. Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculés de ta mère. You see, it's like wiping your arse with silk, I love it........(Matrix reloaded)
en zo'n beetje alle quotes uit "Bad Santa"
(arnold the governator AKA Conan the republican AKA schwarzie)m-my-my momma says...(adam sandler - waterboy)
Mr. Aaanderson.... (tja
)There's a passage I got memorized,
seems appropriate for this
situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."......(Pulp Fiction)
I have sampled every language, French is my favourite - fantastic language, especially to curse with. Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculés de ta mère. You see, it's like wiping your arse with silk, I love it........(Matrix reloaded)
en zo'n beetje alle quotes uit "Bad Santa"
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Do they speak english in what ?
Say what one more god damn time motherfucker !!
I dare you i'll dubble dare you !!
Say what one more god damn time motherfucker !!
I dare you i'll dubble dare you !!
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komen allemaal uit Fightclub
kon ze ff niet zo snel vinden!
kon ze ff niet zo snel vinden!
In Nomine Patris, Et Filii, Et Spiritus Sancti!!!
Boondock Saints
Boondock Saints
[Kyle] I think I know the answer Mr. Garrison
[Eric] Mimimimimimimimi
[Kyle] Shut up, Fat Boy
[Eric] Hey, don't call me fat, you fuckin jew
[Mr. Garrison] Eric, did you just said the F word?
[Eric] Jew??
[Kyle] No, He's talking about Fuck.
You can't say fuck in school, you fucking fat ass
[Mr. garrison] Kyle!!!!
[Eric] Why the fuck not?
[Mr. Garrison] Eric!!!!
[Stanley] Dude, you said Fuck again
[Mr Garrison] Stanley!!!
[Kenny] (Fuck)
[Mr. Garrison] Kenny!!!
[Eric] What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody
Fuck Fuckytifuckfuckfuck
[Mr. Garrison] How would you like to go see the school councillor??
[Eric] How would you like to suck my balls?
[Class] huuuhhhh!!!
[Mr. Garrison] What did you say?!?!?!?!?!
[Eric] ouh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what I said was:
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS,?? Mr, Garrison.
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Hahaha dat stukje vind ik echt geweldig
[Eric] Mimimimimimimimi
[Kyle] Shut up, Fat Boy
[Eric] Hey, don't call me fat, you fuckin jew
[Mr. Garrison] Eric, did you just said the F word?
[Eric] Jew??
[Kyle] No, He's talking about Fuck.
You can't say fuck in school, you fucking fat ass
[Mr. garrison] Kyle!!!!
[Eric] Why the fuck not?
[Mr. Garrison] Eric!!!!
[Stanley] Dude, you said Fuck again
[Mr Garrison] Stanley!!!
[Kenny] (Fuck)
[Mr. Garrison] Kenny!!!
[Eric] What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody
Fuck Fuckytifuckfuckfuck
[Mr. Garrison] How would you like to go see the school councillor??
[Eric] How would you like to suck my balls?
[Class] huuuhhhh!!!
[Mr. Garrison] What did you say?!?!?!?!?!
[Eric] ouh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what I said was:
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS,?? Mr, Garrison.
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Hahaha dat stukje vind ik echt geweldig
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In Nomine Patris, Et Filii, Et Spiritus Sancti!!!
Boondock Saints
Boondock Saints
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Pulp Fiction
Jimmie Dimmick: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"
Jules Winnfield: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie Dimmick: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"
Jules Winnfield: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie Dimmick: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
jules Winnfield: Why?
Jimmie Dimmick: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why
Snatch
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.
Jimmie Dimmick: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"
Jules Winnfield: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie Dimmick: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"
Jules Winnfield: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie Dimmick: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
jules Winnfield: Why?
Jimmie Dimmick: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why
Snatch
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.
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"roads.....where we are going, we don't need....Roads" Doc Brown in Back to the future
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Benny & Joon:
Sam: You don’t like raisins?
Joon: Not really.
Sam: Why?
Joon: They used to be fat and juicy, and now they’re twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they’re just humiliated grapes. I can’t say I’m a big supporter of the raisin council.
Sam: Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff?
Joon: They scare me.
Sam: Yeah, me too.
Joon: It’s sick, the commercial people make them sing and dance so people will eat them.
Sam: It’s a shame about raisins.
Joon: Cannibals.
Sam: Yeah.
Sam: You don’t like raisins?
Joon: Not really.
Sam: Why?
Joon: They used to be fat and juicy, and now they’re twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they’re just humiliated grapes. I can’t say I’m a big supporter of the raisin council.
Sam: Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff?
Joon: They scare me.
Sam: Yeah, me too.
Joon: It’s sick, the commercial people make them sing and dance so people will eat them.
Sam: It’s a shame about raisins.
Joon: Cannibals.
Sam: Yeah.
Hey dude where is my car ?
uit : hey dude where is my car
uit : hey dude where is my car
THE THINGS YOU OWN END UP OWNING YOU fight club (vette film)
me i always tell the truth even when i lie
[/cite]ET Phone Home[/cite]
[/cite]Hasta La Vista Baby[/cite]
wazzzzuuuuppppppp....
I'll be back
[/cite]Hasta La Vista Baby[/cite]
Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining.
donateur
"I'll kick ass for the Lord"
- Braindead
- Braindead
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COFFEY
Do you leave a light on after bedtime?
COFFEY
Because I get a little scared in
the dark sometimes. If it's a
strange place.
- The Green Mile
'You talkin' to me?'
- Taxi Driver
Do you leave a light on after bedtime?
COFFEY
Because I get a little scared in
the dark sometimes. If it's a
strange place.
- The Green Mile
'You talkin' to me?'
- Taxi Driver
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I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you.
Christopher Walken in True Romance
superfilm!
Christopher Walken in True Romance
superfilm!
Pulp Fiction
"I'm pretty fucking far from okay"
21 grams
" Whoever looks for the truth deserves punishment for finding it"
Scarface
" I always tell the truth, even when I lie"
Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amelie Poulain
"At least you'll never be a vegetable - even artichokes have hearts"
Donnie Darko
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
Snatch
" No thanks Turkish, I'm sweet enough"
The Matrix
"Welcome to the real world"
American Beauty
"Smile! You're at Mr. Smiley's. "
Fear and Loathing
"Too weird to live and too rare to die"
Requiem for a Dream
" I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
"I'm pretty fucking far from okay"
21 grams
" Whoever looks for the truth deserves punishment for finding it"
Scarface
" I always tell the truth, even when I lie"
Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amelie Poulain
"At least you'll never be a vegetable - even artichokes have hearts"
Donnie Darko
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
Snatch
" No thanks Turkish, I'm sweet enough"
The Matrix
"Welcome to the real world"
American Beauty
"Smile! You're at Mr. Smiley's. "
Fear and Loathing
"Too weird to live and too rare to die"
Requiem for a Dream
" I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
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wazzzzuuuuppppppp....
Like scary calls???
Scary Movie
"... Guilt is like a bag of fucking bricks. All you gotta is set it down... Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyway? God? Is that it? God? Well I tell you. Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift and then what does he do? I swear, for his own amusement, his own private cosmic gag reel he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch but don't taste. Taste but don't swallow. And while you're jumping on one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughing his sick fucking ass off. He's a tightass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee-landlord! Worship that? Never"
The Devils Advocate
The Devils Advocate
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There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim and we sat in the Korova milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening
A Clockwork Orange
A Clockwork Orange
Oooh jah.. ficken sie mich mit dem faust.
(Weet alleen niet meer uit welke film)
(Weet alleen niet meer uit welke film)
Een van de vetste
Mystery Man: We've met before, haven't we.
Fred Madison: I don't think so. Where was it you think we met?
Mystery Man: At your house. Don't you remember?
Fred Madison: No. No, I don't. Are you sure?
Mystery Man: Of course. As a matter of fact, I'm there right now.
Fred Madison: What do you mean? You're where right now?
Mystery Man: At your house.
Fred Madison: That's fucking crazy, man.
Mystery Man: Call me. Dial your number. Go ahead.
[Fred dials the number and the Mystery Man answers]
Mystery Man: [over the phone] I told you I was here.
Fred Madison: [amused] How'd you do that?
Mystery Man: Ask me.
[Fred remembers the anonymous video tapes]
Fred Madison: [angrily into the phone] How did you get inside my house?
Mystery Man: You invited me. It is not my custom to go where I am not wanted.
Fred Madison: [into the phone] Who are you?
[Both Mystery Men laugh mechanically]
Mystery Man: Give me back my phone.
[Fred gives the phone back]
Mystery Man: It's been a pleasure talking to you.
Fred Madison: Where's Alice?
Mystery Man: Alice who? Her name is Renee. If she told you her name was Alice, she's lying. And your name, what the fuck is your name?
-Lost Highway-
Mystery Man: We've met before, haven't we.
Fred Madison: I don't think so. Where was it you think we met?
Mystery Man: At your house. Don't you remember?
Fred Madison: No. No, I don't. Are you sure?
Mystery Man: Of course. As a matter of fact, I'm there right now.
Fred Madison: What do you mean? You're where right now?
Mystery Man: At your house.
Fred Madison: That's fucking crazy, man.
Mystery Man: Call me. Dial your number. Go ahead.
[Fred dials the number and the Mystery Man answers]
Mystery Man: [over the phone] I told you I was here.
Fred Madison: [amused] How'd you do that?
Mystery Man: Ask me.
[Fred remembers the anonymous video tapes]
Fred Madison: [angrily into the phone] How did you get inside my house?
Mystery Man: You invited me. It is not my custom to go where I am not wanted.
Fred Madison: [into the phone] Who are you?
[Both Mystery Men laugh mechanically]
Mystery Man: Give me back my phone.
[Fred gives the phone back]
Mystery Man: It's been a pleasure talking to you.
Fred Madison: Where's Alice?
Mystery Man: Alice who? Her name is Renee. If she told you her name was Alice, she's lying. And your name, what the fuck is your name?
-Lost Highway-
We\'re dicks! We\'re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don\'t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn\'t appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don\'t know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this: If you don\'t let us fuck this asshole, we\'re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
Team america yeah !
Team america yeah !
I pity the fools!!!
"He is starting to believe..." (Laurence Fishburn - Matrix)
"Fuckin' Hell John! You're gonna finance Liberia with that one?" (Lock, Stock and 2 smoking Barrels)
"Fuckin' Hell John! You're gonna finance Liberia with that one?" (Lock, Stock and 2 smoking Barrels)
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"Are you OK?"
"I'm pretty fucking far from OK?"
Pulp Fiction
"I'm pretty fucking far from OK?"
Pulp Fiction
i see death people
What are you reading?
- 'great expectations'
how is it?
- not as good as i expected
hotshots 2
- 'great expectations'
how is it?
- not as good as i expected
hotshots 2
Ienie mienie mini mo Which Mothafucker is Next to GO????
Mindhunters
Mindhunters
"Show me the Money!" - Jerry Maguire
"Say hello to my little Friend" - Scarface
"How ya doin'?" - Friends
"Say hello to my little Friend" - Scarface
"How ya doin'?" - Friends
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vergeet deze niet uit finding nemo:
WWooaoaoaoaaaa the big bubububub BUBBELS BUBBELS BUBBELS
WWooaoaoaoaaaa the big bubububub BUBBELS BUBBELS BUBBELS
donateur
"what is your name?" "My name is: very fucking confused"
-Saw
-Saw
Heey heb je t al gezien?
Jamaica heeft een bobslee team..
Ey Sanka are you dead?
Ja, man..
Cool Runnings..
I will kill you for nothing
Godfather..
Jamaica heeft een bobslee team..
Ey Sanka are you dead?
Ja, man..
Cool Runnings..
I will kill you for nothing
Godfather..
"I did him an offer he cannot refuse" (Godfather)
"Me? I always tell the truth, even when I lie" (Scarface)
"Aaaaadriiaaaaannnn!!!" (Uhmm Rocky???)
"Me? I always tell the truth, even when I lie" (Scarface)
"Aaaaadriiaaaaannnn!!!" (Uhmm Rocky???)
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I just don't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Uit South Park.
Uit South Park.
"I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?" SNATCH
"Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?" FULL METAL JACKET
"Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?" FULL METAL JACKET
We are not enemies but friends, we shall not be enemies. Though passions may have strained, we shall not break out bonds of effection. The mystic cords of memory will swell and again tough, and surely they will be, by the better angels of out nature -
American History X (quote van A. Lincoln)
American History X (quote van A. Lincoln)
An intelligent man sometimes is forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools -
ben effe vergeten van wie het was (schrijver/alcoholist)
ben effe vergeten van wie het was (schrijver/alcoholist)
Do not worry for the future, it come anyway
- Einstein
- Einstein
Voor echte levens lessen moet je dit nummer echt effe downloaden, ik vind het echt cool, maar je moet er wel van houden hoor:
The Sunscreen Song - Baz Luhrman!!
The Sunscreen Song - Baz Luhrman!!
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The only 2 things I got in this world are my word and my balls, and I won't brake them for no one !!
Scarface
Hij is trouwens nog waar ook
Scarface
Hij is trouwens nog waar ook
Full Metal Jacket: 'I bet you can suck a golfbal through a gardenhose, I've got your name, I've got your ass! I'll be watching you!'
John Laroche: "I'm probably the smartest person I know."
Adaptation
Adaptation
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nemo:
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming swimming. What do we dooooo we keep swimming
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming swimming. What do we dooooo we keep swimming
My name is pit, and you're not talking your way out of this shit!
Jules Winfield - Pulp fiction
Jules Winfield - Pulp fiction
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Snatch
Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
Turkish: You take sugar?
Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.
Tyrone: I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.
Vinny: Your seats? Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.
Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?
Tyrone: It's too tight.
Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.
Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
Turkish: You take sugar?
Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.
Tyrone: I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.
Vinny: Your seats? Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.
Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?
Tyrone: It's too tight.
Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.
'Don't worry Jules, I'm on the motherfucker'
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Keanu Reeves - The Replacements:
Pain heals, Chicks dig scars, Glory lasts forever.
What.. I you looking in tha mirror?
Ali G in the house.. jaja
Ali G in the house.. jaja
Full Metal Jacket
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: How tall are you private?
Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?
Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: How tall are you private?
Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?
Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
"Buurman wat doet u nu?"
"neej dan ben je een hoer met een doek op je kop"
H. Teeuwen
H. Teeuwen
The Matrix:
'Goodbye Mr Anderson!'
'Everything that has a beginning, has an end'
'Bring me the eyes of the Oracle'
Scarface:
'Say Hallo to my little friend!'
Pulp Fiction:
'Is there a Vincent Vega in the house? My nigga!'
'I gave a million footmasages and they all ment something'
'This is a tasty burger!'
Snatch:
'But what do i know about diamonds? I'm a boxing promoter!'
'Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity'
Exit Wounds:
'Welcome to the inner sanctum, mr walker!'
Bad Boys:
'This is a hundred thousand dollar car and there isn't a cup-holder in it?'
'It's a hundred-and-five thousand dollar car and there is no cup holder in it!'
Fight Club:
'The first rule of fight club is: do not talk about fight club! The second rule of fight club is: do not talk about fight club!'
'Motherfucker, you hit me in the ear!'
The devils advocate:
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exsist'
The fast and the furious:
'I lilve my life a quarter mile at the time.. fot those ten seconds or less, i'm free'
Apollo 13:
'Houston, we have a problem!'
Ali:
'I am the greatest!'
Gone in 60 seconds:
'Hello lady's!'
'Always a sucker for a redhead'
'Do i look like an asshole?!? Yeah'
Ocean's 11:
'Just out of curiosity, wich casinos did you idiots have in mind?'
Blow:
'This is grade A 100% pure Columbian cocaine, ladies and gentlemen. Disco shit. Pure as the driven snow'
Ace Ventura:
'Hey, maybe I'll give you a call some time. Your number is still 911? Alrighty then!'
kan zo nog wel uren doorgaan
'Goodbye Mr Anderson!'
'Everything that has a beginning, has an end'
'Bring me the eyes of the Oracle'
Scarface:
'Say Hallo to my little friend!'
Pulp Fiction:
'Is there a Vincent Vega in the house? My nigga!'
'I gave a million footmasages and they all ment something'
'This is a tasty burger!'
Snatch:
'But what do i know about diamonds? I'm a boxing promoter!'
'Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity'
Exit Wounds:
'Welcome to the inner sanctum, mr walker!'
Bad Boys:
'This is a hundred thousand dollar car and there isn't a cup-holder in it?'
'It's a hundred-and-five thousand dollar car and there is no cup holder in it!'
Fight Club:
'The first rule of fight club is: do not talk about fight club! The second rule of fight club is: do not talk about fight club!'
'Motherfucker, you hit me in the ear!'
The devils advocate:
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exsist'
The fast and the furious:
'I lilve my life a quarter mile at the time.. fot those ten seconds or less, i'm free'
Apollo 13:
'Houston, we have a problem!'
Ali:
'I am the greatest!'
Gone in 60 seconds:
'Hello lady's!'
'Always a sucker for a redhead'
'Do i look like an asshole?!? Yeah'
Ocean's 11:
'Just out of curiosity, wich casinos did you idiots have in mind?'
Blow:
'This is grade A 100% pure Columbian cocaine, ladies and gentlemen. Disco shit. Pure as the driven snow'
Ace Ventura:
'Hey, maybe I'll give you a call some time. Your number is still 911? Alrighty then!'
kan zo nog wel uren doorgaan
Mensen mensen, jullie vergeten er één!
"You talkin' to me?"
Robert DeNiro, Taxidriver
"You talkin' to me?"
Robert DeNiro, Taxidriver
"I made a mistake"
"You fuckin' right you made a bad mistake!"
(Casino)
"You fuckin' right you made a bad mistake!"
(Casino)
"Suck my dick"
Demi moore in G.I. Jane
Demi moore in G.I. Jane
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Mensen mensen, jullie vergeten er één!
"You talkin' to me?"
Robert DeNiro, Taxidriver
Kijk maar enkele posts hierboven:
'You talkin' to me?'
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Taxi Driver (Robert de Niro)
Travis Bickle: All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.
Carlito's Way (Al Pacino)
Carlito: "Dumb move, man. Dumb move. But, its like them old reflexes coming back. "
Pulp Fiction:
Lance: Am I a nigger? Are we in Inglewood? No... You're in my home. White people who know the difference between good shit and bad shit, this is the house they come to. Now, my shit, I'll take the Pepsi challenge with that Amsterdam shit, any day of the fuckin' week.
Lance: This ain't Amsterdam, Vince. This is a sellers market. Coke is fucking dead as... dead. Heroin, it's coming back in a big fucking way.
Travis Bickle: All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.
Carlito's Way (Al Pacino)
Carlito: "Dumb move, man. Dumb move. But, its like them old reflexes coming back. "
Pulp Fiction:
Lance: Am I a nigger? Are we in Inglewood? No... You're in my home. White people who know the difference between good shit and bad shit, this is the house they come to. Now, my shit, I'll take the Pepsi challenge with that Amsterdam shit, any day of the fuckin' week.
Lance: This ain't Amsterdam, Vince. This is a sellers market. Coke is fucking dead as... dead. Heroin, it's coming back in a big fucking way.
team america:
there are three kinds of people.... dicks, pussies and assholes!
there are three kinds of people.... dicks, pussies and assholes!
laatste aanpassing
,,The name is Bond. James Bond’’
,,Shaken, not stirred.’’
,,Shaken, not stirred.’’
First I have to understand it
Than I can talk
- Final destination 1
Than I can talk
- Final destination 1
Everyone has aids
Team America
Hee van Binsbergen, lullo nog geneukt?
Jiskefet, een doos vol lullo's..
Team America
Hee van Binsbergen, lullo nog geneukt?
Jiskefet, een doos vol lullo's..
Snatch
Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?
Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?
"Jonathon Moxon you are under arrest for not being naked with some sophmore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your clothes and get in the car"
Varsity Blues
Varsity Blues