Beste Filmquotes

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COFFEY
Do you leave a light on after bedtime?

COFFEY
Because I get a little scared in
the dark sometimes. If it's a
strange place.

- The Green Mile

'You talkin' to me?'
- Taxi Driver

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you.

Christopher Walken in True Romance

superfilm!

Pulp Fiction
"I'm pretty fucking far from okay"

21 grams
" Whoever looks for the truth deserves punishment for finding it"

Scarface
" I always tell the truth, even when I lie"

Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amelie Poulain
"At least you'll never be a vegetable - even artichokes have hearts"

Donnie Darko
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

Snatch
" No thanks Turkish, I'm sweet enough"

The Matrix
"Welcome to the real world"

American Beauty
"Smile! You're at Mr. Smiley's. "

Fear and Loathing
"Too weird to live and too rare to die"

Requiem for a Dream
" I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

Scary Movie

"... Guilt is like a bag of fucking bricks. All you gotta is set it down... Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyway? God? Is that it? God? Well I tell you. Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift and then what does he do? I swear, for his own amusement, his own private cosmic gag reel he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch but don't taste. Taste but don't swallow. And while you're jumping on one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughing his sick fucking ass off. He's a tightass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee-landlord! Worship that? Never"

The Devils Advocate

There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim and we sat in the Korova milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening

A Clockwork Orange

Oooh jah.. ficken sie mich mit dem faust.

(Weet alleen niet meer uit welke film)

Een van de vetste

Mystery Man: We've met before, haven't we.
Fred Madison: I don't think so. Where was it you think we met?
Mystery Man: At your house. Don't you remember?
Fred Madison: No. No, I don't. Are you sure?
Mystery Man: Of course. As a matter of fact, I'm there right now.
Fred Madison: What do you mean? You're where right now?
Mystery Man: At your house.
Fred Madison: That's fucking crazy, man.
Mystery Man: Call me. Dial your number. Go ahead.
[Fred dials the number and the Mystery Man answers]
Mystery Man: [over the phone] I told you I was here.
Fred Madison: [amused] How'd you do that?
Mystery Man: Ask me.
[Fred remembers the anonymous video tapes]
Fred Madison: [angrily into the phone] How did you get inside my house?
Mystery Man: You invited me. It is not my custom to go where I am not wanted.
Fred Madison: [into the phone] Who are you?
[Both Mystery Men laugh mechanically]
Mystery Man: Give me back my phone.
[Fred gives the phone back]
Mystery Man: It's been a pleasure talking to you.




Fred Madison: Where's Alice?
Mystery Man: Alice who? Her name is Renee. If she told you her name was Alice, she's lying. And your name, what the fuck is your name?


-Lost Highway-

We\'re dicks! We\'re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don\'t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn\'t appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don\'t know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this: If you don\'t let us fuck this asshole, we\'re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!




Team america yeah !

I pity the fools!!!

"He is starting to believe..." (Laurence Fishburn - Matrix)

"Fuckin' Hell John! You're gonna finance Liberia with that one?" (Lock, Stock and 2 smoking Barrels)

"Are you OK?"
"I'm pretty fucking far from OK?"

Pulp Fiction

i see death people

What are you reading?
- 'great expectations'
how is it?
- not as good as i expected

hotshots 2

Ienie mienie mini mo Which Mothafucker is Next to GO????

Mindhunters

"Show me the Money!" - Jerry Maguire

"Say hello to my little Friend" - Scarface

"How ya doin'?" - Friends

vergeet deze niet uit finding nemo:


WWooaoaoaoaaaa the big bubububub BUBBELS BUBBELS BUBBELS

"what is your name?" "My name is: very fucking confused"

-Saw

Heey heb je t al gezien?
Jamaica heeft een bobslee team..

Ey Sanka are you dead?
Ja, man..

Cool Runnings..

I will kill you for nothing
Godfather..

"I did him an offer he cannot refuse" (Godfather)
"Me? I always tell the truth, even when I lie" (Scarface)
"Aaaaadriiaaaaannnn!!!" (Uhmm Rocky???)

I just don't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Uit South Park.

"I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?" SNATCH

"Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?" FULL METAL JACKET

We are not enemies but friends, we shall not be enemies. Though passions may have strained, we shall not break out bonds of effection. The mystic cords of memory will swell and again tough, and surely they will be, by the better angels of out nature -

American History X (quote van A. Lincoln)

An intelligent man sometimes is forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools -

ben effe vergeten van wie het was (schrijver/alcoholist)

Do not worry for the future, it come anyway

- Einstein

Voor echte levens lessen moet je dit nummer echt effe downloaden, ik vind het echt cool, maar je moet er wel van houden hoor:

The Sunscreen Song - Baz Luhrman!!

The only 2 things I got in this world are my word and my balls, and I won't brake them for no one !!

Scarface

Hij is trouwens nog waar ook

Full Metal Jacket: 'I bet you can suck a golfbal through a gardenhose, I've got your name, I've got your ass! I'll be watching you!'

John Laroche: "I'm probably the smartest person I know."

Adaptation

nemo:

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming swimming. What do we dooooo we keep swimming

My name is pit, and you're not talking your way out of this shit!

Jules Winfield - Pulp fiction

Snatch

Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

Turkish: You take sugar?
Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.

Tyrone: I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.
Vinny: Your seats? Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.

Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?
Tyrone: It's too tight.
Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.

'Don't worry Jules, I'm on the motherfucker'

Keanu Reeves - The Replacements:

What.. I you looking in tha mirror?

Ali G in the house.. jaja

Full Metal Jacket

Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: How tall are you private?
Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?
Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

"Buurman wat doet u nu?"

"neej dan ben je een hoer met een doek op je kop"

H. Teeuwen

The Matrix:
'Goodbye Mr Anderson!'
'Everything that has a beginning, has an end'
'Bring me the eyes of the Oracle'

Scarface:
'Say Hallo to my little friend!'

Pulp Fiction:
'Is there a Vincent Vega in the house? My nigga!'
'I gave a million footmasages and they all ment something'
'This is a tasty burger!'

Snatch:
'But what do i know about diamonds? I'm a boxing promoter!'
'Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity'

Exit Wounds:
'Welcome to the inner sanctum, mr walker!'

Bad Boys:
'This is a hundred thousand dollar car and there isn't a cup-holder in it?'
'It's a hundred-and-five thousand dollar car and there is no cup holder in it!'

Fight Club:
'The first rule of fight club is: do not talk about fight club! The second rule of fight club is: do not talk about fight club!'
'Motherfucker, you hit me in the ear!'

The devils advocate:
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exsist'

The fast and the furious:
'I lilve my life a quarter mile at the time.. fot those ten seconds or less, i'm free'

Apollo 13:
'Houston, we have a problem!'

Ali:
'I am the greatest!'

Gone in 60 seconds:
'Hello lady's!'
'Always a sucker for a redhead'
'Do i look like an asshole?!? Yeah'

Ocean's 11:
'Just out of curiosity, wich casinos did you idiots have in mind?'

Blow:
'This is grade A 100% pure Columbian cocaine, ladies and gentlemen. Disco shit. Pure as the driven snow'

Ace Ventura:
'Hey, maybe I'll give you a call some time. Your number is still 911? Alrighty then!'


kan zo nog wel uren doorgaan

Mensen mensen, jullie vergeten er één!

"You talkin' to me?"

Robert DeNiro, Taxidriver

"I made a mistake"

"You fuckin' right you made a bad mistake!"

(Casino)

"Suck my dick"

Demi moore in G.I. Jane

Uitspraak van The Dude op maandag 16 mei 2005 om 05:08:

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Mensen mensen, jullie vergeten er één!

"You talkin' to me?"

Robert DeNiro, Taxidriver

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Uitspraak van Sierellûh© op dinsdag 12 april 2005 om 15:03:

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'You talkin' to me?'
- Taxi Driverlaatste aanpassing 12 april 2005 15:15

Taxi Driver (Robert de Niro)

Travis Bickle: All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

Carlito's Way (Al Pacino)

Carlito: "Dumb move, man. Dumb move. But, its like them old reflexes coming back. "

Pulp Fiction:

Lance: Am I a nigger? Are we in Inglewood? No... You're in my home. White people who know the difference between good shit and bad shit, this is the house they come to. Now, my shit, I'll take the Pepsi challenge with that Amsterdam shit, any day of the fuckin' week.

Lance: This ain't Amsterdam, Vince. This is a sellers market. Coke is fucking dead as... dead. Heroin, it's coming back in a big fucking way.

team america:

there are three kinds of people.... dicks, pussies and assholes!

,,The name is Bond. James Bond’’

,,Shaken, not stirred.’’

First I have to understand it

Than I can talk

- Final destination 1

Everyone has aids
Team America

Hee van Binsbergen, lullo nog geneukt?
Jiskefet, een doos vol lullo's..

Snatch

Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

"Jonathon Moxon you are under arrest for not being naked with some sophmore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your clothes and get in the car"


Varsity Blues