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Aladdin

'Fish are friends not food'


Finding Nemo

HAHAHAHAHA aladdin.....fantastisch.....vooral die geest lig werkelijk helemaal dubbel om die gast

did you get paid to screw that bear?


fear and loathing

Voor de liefhebber, nog wat aladdin quotes

play it again sam..............!!!voor de echte kenners van filmquotes!!niet n fim die je de afgelopen paar dagen gezien heb

I am no three i am a ent.

Lord of the pimps

-You can put in anywhere...
cruel intensions

stukje uit pulpfiction over amsterdam

If... if is good uit Hercules.

Het nadeel is dat ik dat soort leuke zinnetjes nooit onthoudt. Tegen de tijd dat de film af is ben ik het alweer kwijt. Dit is het enige zinnetje dat ik op een of andere manier onthouden heb.

In every man's live there comes a point of no return

He crossed the line

And I be a with him

Carlito

'I am a political prisonar from Cuba'

'You fucking cockrouches'

Scarface (Al Paccino)

Here's Johnnyyyyy



- The Shining

***life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you get - Forrest Gump

***I can make you an offer you can't refuse - the Godfather

***the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was to make people believe he didn't exist - Usual Suspects

***Hasta la vista baby - T2

***The path of the righteous man... - Pulp Fiction

***Choose a job,choose a career.. - Trainspotting



dan vind ik het eindquote van die film beter:

I think this might be the beginning of a beautiful friendship - ... (voor de kenners idd)

you never see a badguy like this before !

please tell these people to take off da fucking golfshoes !

F*CK YOU , YOU F*CKING F*CK - Scarface

I'll be "back" hahahhah

'Wait! You can't stop here, this is bat-country!'

'Put that goddamn radio back on!'

'Medicine!!'

You can get killed walking your doggy!!

Heat

riddle me this, riddle me that.. who is afraid of the big black bat!?!

Batman forever..

Ezechiel 25:17...

You hear me Hillbilly boy?
I'm goanna get medievel on your ass!

Pulp Fiction

'Nice Guy Eddie: We got places all over the place'

'Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?'

'Mr. Pink: Somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and I want to know whose name is on the handle!'

allen uit Resevoir Dogs

"Well, the thing on my mind right now isn't the good coffee in my cup, it's the dead nigger in my garage" Quentin T.

"You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to look out for, cause you never know when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." uit Pirates of the Caribbean

" Because I am hard, you won't Like me.
The more you hate me, the more you'll learn"

" You suck dicks?
I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

" I'II give you three seconds...
...exactly three fucking seconds...
...to wipe off that stupid grin...
...or I will gouge out your eyebaIIs and skull-fuck you! "


Full Metal Jacket

''maar buurman.. wat doet u nou''

Uit Flodder

mine mine mine mine mine

uit finding Nemo

"Why don't you try stickin' you're head up your ass -- and see if it fits"

Scarface

As far back, i can remember i always want to be a gangstar----Goodfellas
You wanna fuck...Ya sure-----Jacky Brown

Browne Bronwe Brouwn Bruin....er klopt iets niet...nou ja het is vroeg

Wannaaa play??

chucky ...

Het ergste stuk uit Snatch

Vinny: Now I don't want to put a bullet in your face, but if you don't give us *exactly what we want, there will be murders.

Bullet Tooth Tony: (To Tyrone) What's your name?

Sol: Shoot him.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Ooh.

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.

das idd een van de beste filmquotes ooit ja yoeri
die hele film zit trouwens vol met stoere texten

We were somewhere around Barstow... at the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold....
I remember saying something like "Hey! I feel a bit lightheaded.. maybe you should drive"....
Suddenly there was a terrible roar, and the sky was filled up with what looked like huge bats all swooping, screeching and diving around the car!
And a human voice screamed:"HOLy JEZUS! WHAT ARE THE GODDAMN ANIMALS?!"

Uit LOTRIII:

Gandalf tegen Frodo:
So do all who live to see these times, but that is not for them to decide.
All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

Galadriel:
Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.




En een andere film vol vette quotes is Human Traffic!

Paar VB's:

* Jip: The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world man. I'm gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle.

* Lulu: Take me to a place where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity and every shag guarantees an orgasm!

* Justin Kerrigan: We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man. We're nympholeptics, desiring for the unobtainable. We risk sanity for moments of temporary enlightenment. So many ideas. So little memory. The last thought killed by anticipation of the next. We embrace an overwhelming feeling of love. We flow in unison. We're together. I wish this was real. We want a universal level of togetherness, where we're comfortable with everyone. We're in rhythm. Part of a movement. A movement to escape. We wave goodbye. Ultimately, we just want to be happy. Heh, yeah. Hang on, what the fuck was I just talking about?

* Nina: I can voluntarily perform a funny fart at all times.

Human Traffic,
Scarface,
Pulp Fiction,
Snatch,
Resevoir Dogs,
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,
volgens mij is een willekeurige passage in elk van deze films rijp voor deze topic...
Ben ik er nog 1 vergeten?

Zegt Sonny in A Bronx Tale tegen een stoere Hells Angel nadat die gast, en zijn maatjes, dachten rotzooi te kunnen trappen in Sonny's kroeg. Niet dus, Gasten weten niet ze overkomt

I won't kill you
Manolo, kill the fucking bitch

Say Hello To My Little Friend

Scarface

Do i look like someone who cares what god thinks

Hellraiser 4 bloodline

Tommy DeVito: No more shines Billy
Billy Batts: What?
Tommy DeVito: I said, no more shines Billy Mayby you didn''t hear about it, you've been away a long time, I didn't go up, didn't tell ya.
Billy Batts: Ah..
Tommy DeVito: I don't shine your shoes anymore
Billy Batts: Relax, would ya!What's got into you!? I haven's seen you in a long fucking time, and I'm breaking your balls a little bit, I'm only kidding with ya..
Tommy DeVito: Well, sometimes you don't sound like your kidding, you know there's a lot a people here..
Billy Batts: I'm only kidding with ya
Tommy DeVito: It's ok.
Billy Batts: I don't mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito: I'm sorry
Billy Batts: I'm sorry too
Tommy DeVito: It's okay.
Billy Batts: Salud

Uit de beste film allertijden: Goodfellas
en wat er daarna gebeurt is nog veel vetter!
KEEP THAT MOTHERFUCKER HERE, KEEP 'M HERE

Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all the time thing. You don't win once in a while; you don't do things right once in a while; you do them right all the time. Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.

"The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will."

"If you'll not settle for anything less than your best, you will be amazed at what you can accomplish in your lives."

"It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up."

... Vince Lombardi

.... We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can....

...Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear!...

FEAR AND LOATHING
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You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? O.K.

TAXI DRIVER
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...My father taught me many things ... keep your friends close, but your enemies closer....

GF2
-------------------------------------------------...And chico, if anything happens to that buy-money, eee pobreci... my boss is gonna stick your heads up your asses faster than a rabbit gets fucked!....

....I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?...

SCARFACE
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...Vincent Vega....
-Pulp Fiction-

JULES
Yolanda, I thought you were gonna
be cool. When you yell at me, it
makes me nervous. When I get
nervous, I get scared. And when
motherfuckers get scared, that's
when motherfuckers get accidentally
shot.



Pulp Fiction.

Wat dacht je van ALLE quotes uit Pulp Fiction en Fear and Loathing.....

Beide wat dat betreft gewoon meesterwerken

Bacon: What's that?

Samoan Jo: A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

Bacon: No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest. You could fall in love with an orang-utan in that.

-Lock Stock


Tommy's my partner. It doesn't mean we hold hands and take windy walks, it just means I keep him out of as much trouble as he gets me into.

-Snatch


Nick: I dont know Tom, it seems expensive.

Tom: Seems, well this seems to be a waste of my time. That is nine hundred nicker in any shop. You are lucky enough to find one in, and you're complaining about 200. Its a deal, its a steal, its the sale of the fucking century. In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep 'em.

Nick: Alright, alright keep your alans on. Heres a ton.

Tom: Jesus Christ you could choke a dozon donkeys on that. What do you do when you're not buying stereos Nick, finance revolutions??

Nick: £100 is still £100.

Tom: Not when the price is 200 its not, and not when you've got Liberias devasit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a ducks but you are. Now let me feel the fibre of your fabric.

-Lock Stock

enzovoorts

every single day in my life has been worse than the day before it, so that means that every day that you see me is the worst day of my life

- Office space

Look but don't touch, touch but don't taste, taste but don't swallow

- Devil's advocate

Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say "What" one more goddamn time!

- Pulp Fiction

Dark Helmet: What the Hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!
Col. Sandurz: Now! You're looking at "now," sir. Everything that happens now is happening "now."
Dark Helmet: What happened to "then?"
Col. Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Col. Sandurz: Just now. We're at now "now."
Dark Helmet: Go back to "then."
Col. Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Col. Sandurz: Now?!
Dark Helmet: Now!
Col. Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Col. Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Col. Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will "then" be "now?"
Col. Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Spaceball: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Spaceball: We've identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?
Spaceball: It's the moon of Vega.
Col. Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival.
Dark Helmet: When?
Spaceball: Nineteen-hundred hours.
Col. Sandurz: Buy high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners.
Dark Helmet: Who?!

-Spaceballs the Movie (1987) Mel Brooks.

oew-oew..another one..

Who made that man a gunner?
I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Who is he?
He's an Asshole, sir.
I know that. What's his name?
That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
And his cousin?
He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunner's Mate, First Class, Philip Asshole.
How many Assholes we got on this ship, any how?
Everyone: Yo!
I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes!

this town is like a great big pussy..just waiting to be fucked