Beste Filmquotes

Ik ken een hoop coole opnoemen maar vooruit:
ET Phone Home

ET-

"God? He's the biggest biitch of them all!"
"Come out with your pants down!!!"
"yeah, that's because i did the nasty in the pasty..."

'shoot the death star!' star wars IV

as long as my heart beats I rule , king arthur

I'm gonna get medieval on your ass

I look back and I'm amazed
and my thoughts were so clear and true
those three words went through my mind endlessly
repeating themselves,like a broken record
you're so cool,you're so cool,you're so cool
(True Romance,hoor je ook in een nummer op Tiesto's 'In search of sunrise'..gewoon een lekker stukje..

Mine? (Finding Nemo)

I'm a bad Motherfucker, motherfucker

Beste Arnold quote is natuurlijk:

"Get dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnn!"

sey 'ello to my little friend

They where killing MY marines!! So yeah I said: "Waste the motherfuckers!!!"

Samuel L. Jackson in Rules Of Engagement.

uit 'Corky Romano'

Run florist, run!!!

''Fuck Gaspar Gomes and fuck the fucking Diaz brothers. Fuck all!! (Scarface)


''How you gonna shoot the devil in his back? what if you miss''? (Usual Suspects)

"To me that shit sounds gay." (Rog the movie)

O buurman wat doet u nu?

Are you talking (zeg: tokking) to me???

How to hell can you get fired on your day off??

~Friday~

i'll be back! (arnold the governator AKA Conan the republican AKA schwarzie)

m-my-my momma says...(adam sandler - waterboy)

Mr. Aaanderson.... (tja )



There's a passage I got memorized,
seems appropriate for this
situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."......(Pulp Fiction)


I have sampled every language, French is my favourite - fantastic language, especially to curse with. Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculés de ta mère. You see, it's like wiping your arse with silk, I love it........(Matrix reloaded)

en zo'n beetje alle quotes uit "Bad Santa"

Do they speak english in what ?

Say what one more god damn time motherfucker !!
I dare you i'll dubble dare you !!

komen allemaal uit Fightclub

kon ze ff niet zo snel vinden!

In Nomine Patris, Et Filii, Et Spiritus Sancti!!!

Boondock Saints

[Kyle] I think I know the answer Mr. Garrison

[Eric] Mimimimimimimimi

[Kyle] Shut up, Fat Boy

[Eric] Hey, don't call me fat, you fuckin jew

[Mr. Garrison] Eric, did you just said the F word?

[Eric] Jew??

[Kyle] No, He's talking about Fuck.
You can't say fuck in school, you fucking fat ass

[Mr. garrison] Kyle!!!!

[Eric] Why the fuck not?

[Mr. Garrison] Eric!!!!

[Stanley] Dude, you said Fuck again

[Mr Garrison] Stanley!!!

[Kenny] (Fuck)

[Mr. Garrison] Kenny!!!

[Eric] What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody
Fuck Fuckytifuckfuckfuck

[Mr. Garrison] How would you like to go see the school councillor??

[Eric] How would you like to suck my balls?

[Class] huuuhhhh!!!

[Mr. Garrison] What did you say?!?!?!?!?!

[Eric] ouh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what I said was:
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS,?? Mr, Garrison.
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Hahaha dat stukje vind ik echt geweldig

In Nomine Patris, Et Filii, Et Spiritus Sancti!!!

Boondock Saints

Pulp Fiction

Jimmie Dimmick: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"
Jules Winnfield: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie Dimmick: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"
Jules Winnfield: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie Dimmick: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
jules Winnfield: Why?
Jimmie Dimmick: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why

Snatch

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.

"roads.....where we are going, we don't need....Roads" Doc Brown in Back to the future

Benny & Joon:

Sam: You don’t like raisins?
Joon: Not really.
Sam: Why?
Joon: They used to be fat and juicy, and now they’re twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they’re just humiliated grapes. I can’t say I’m a big supporter of the raisin council.
Sam: Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff?
Joon: They scare me.
Sam: Yeah, me too.
Joon: It’s sick, the commercial people make them sing and dance so people will eat them.
Sam: It’s a shame about raisins.
Joon: Cannibals.
Sam: Yeah.

Hey dude where is my car ?

uit : hey dude where is my car

THE THINGS YOU OWN END UP OWNING YOU fight club (vette film)

me i always tell the truth even when i lie

[/cite]ET Phone Home[/cite]


[/cite]Hasta La Vista Baby[/cite]

Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining.

"I'll kick ass for the Lord"

- Braindead

COFFEY
Do you leave a light on after bedtime?

COFFEY
Because I get a little scared in
the dark sometimes. If it's a
strange place.

- The Green Mile

'You talkin' to me?'
- Taxi Driver

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you.

Christopher Walken in True Romance

superfilm!

Pulp Fiction
"I'm pretty fucking far from okay"

21 grams
" Whoever looks for the truth deserves punishment for finding it"

Scarface
" I always tell the truth, even when I lie"

Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amelie Poulain
"At least you'll never be a vegetable - even artichokes have hearts"

Donnie Darko
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

Snatch
" No thanks Turkish, I'm sweet enough"

The Matrix
"Welcome to the real world"

American Beauty
"Smile! You're at Mr. Smiley's. "

Fear and Loathing
"Too weird to live and too rare to die"

Requiem for a Dream
" I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

Scary Movie

"... Guilt is like a bag of fucking bricks. All you gotta is set it down... Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyway? God? Is that it? God? Well I tell you. Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift and then what does he do? I swear, for his own amusement, his own private cosmic gag reel he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch but don't taste. Taste but don't swallow. And while you're jumping on one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughing his sick fucking ass off. He's a tightass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee-landlord! Worship that? Never"

The Devils Advocate

There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim and we sat in the Korova milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening

A Clockwork Orange

Oooh jah.. ficken sie mich mit dem faust.

(Weet alleen niet meer uit welke film)

Een van de vetste

Mystery Man: We've met before, haven't we.
Fred Madison: I don't think so. Where was it you think we met?
Mystery Man: At your house. Don't you remember?
Fred Madison: No. No, I don't. Are you sure?
Mystery Man: Of course. As a matter of fact, I'm there right now.
Fred Madison: What do you mean? You're where right now?
Mystery Man: At your house.
Fred Madison: That's fucking crazy, man.
Mystery Man: Call me. Dial your number. Go ahead.
[Fred dials the number and the Mystery Man answers]
Mystery Man: [over the phone] I told you I was here.
Fred Madison: [amused] How'd you do that?
Mystery Man: Ask me.
[Fred remembers the anonymous video tapes]
Fred Madison: [angrily into the phone] How did you get inside my house?
Mystery Man: You invited me. It is not my custom to go where I am not wanted.
Fred Madison: [into the phone] Who are you?
[Both Mystery Men laugh mechanically]
Mystery Man: Give me back my phone.
[Fred gives the phone back]
Mystery Man: It's been a pleasure talking to you.




Fred Madison: Where's Alice?
Mystery Man: Alice who? Her name is Renee. If she told you her name was Alice, she's lying. And your name, what the fuck is your name?


-Lost Highway-

We\'re dicks! We\'re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don\'t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn\'t appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don\'t know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this: If you don\'t let us fuck this asshole, we\'re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!




Team america yeah !

I pity the fools!!!

"He is starting to believe..." (Laurence Fishburn - Matrix)

"Fuckin' Hell John! You're gonna finance Liberia with that one?" (Lock, Stock and 2 smoking Barrels)

"Are you OK?"
"I'm pretty fucking far from OK?"

Pulp Fiction

i see death people

What are you reading?
- 'great expectations'
how is it?
- not as good as i expected

hotshots 2

Ienie mienie mini mo Which Mothafucker is Next to GO????

Mindhunters

"Show me the Money!" - Jerry Maguire

"Say hello to my little Friend" - Scarface

"How ya doin'?" - Friends

vergeet deze niet uit finding nemo:


WWooaoaoaoaaaa the big bubububub BUBBELS BUBBELS BUBBELS

"what is your name?" "My name is: very fucking confused"

-Saw

Heey heb je t al gezien?
Jamaica heeft een bobslee team..

Ey Sanka are you dead?
Ja, man..

Cool Runnings..

I will kill you for nothing
Godfather..

"I did him an offer he cannot refuse" (Godfather)
"Me? I always tell the truth, even when I lie" (Scarface)
"Aaaaadriiaaaaannnn!!!" (Uhmm Rocky???)