Beste Filmquotes

Ik ken een hoop coole opnoemen maar vooruit:
ET Phone Home

ET-

-Don't tell me to be calm, Pony-boy!
-Pony-boy?
-For a clownfish, he's really not that funny.
-Pity.

Finding Nemo

"It's Good To Be The King" - History Of The World Part One ( weer die Mel Brooks )

Demons to some, angels to others. NOBODY ESCAPES US! (bijna alles wat pinhead zegt is onfeilbaar, hij is koel)

IS THIS A GOD DAM? (beavis and butt-head)

...i just had to kill a lot of people (american psycho?).

tomorrow morning for instance i'm gonna take a walk to the bank, walk in and see, if you don't have my money for me i'm gonna crack your fuckin' head wide open in front of everybody in the bank. and at the time i'm coming out of jail, hopefully, you'll be getting out of your coma. and guess what i'll split your fucking head open again. because i'm fucking stupid. i don't give a fuck about jail. THAT'S MY BUSINESS, THAT'S WHAT I DO.

Now we might get a customer or employee who thinks he's charles bronson. Take the bun of your gun and smash his nose in. everybody jumps. He falls down screeming, blood squirts out of his nose. FREAKS EVERYBODY OUT, NOBODY SAYS FUCKING SHIT AFTER THAT!

Welcome to another edition of THUNDERDOME!

BOES: tja het lijkt makkelijk, maar kom er maar eens op.

en nog veel meer.. .

"Wings? I don't have wings."
"Of course not. You’re a boy."

Jen en Kira - the Dark Crystal

Barely Legal 5 - Dear Barely legal, I was 18 years old and still a virgin..

"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit in your throat"

Dirty Harry

Say Goodbuy to the bad Guy !



Cockroaches

"You need people like me so, you can point your fucking finger and say thats the bad guy"

I give you exectly 3 seconds before i gauge out your eyeballs and SKULLFUCK YOU!!!

-FullMetal Jakcet-

run forrest run!!!!!!!
Forrest Gump

Fuck Me Jezus, FUCK ME !!

-Exorsist-

And as shepherds we shall be
for thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri,
Et Fili,
Spiritus Sancti

Boondock Saints

No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"


I-I gotta stab her three times?



ra-ra welke film zou dat nou zijn. . . .

Het goede antwoord luidt: ( pauken)

Pulp Fiction!

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!


-Jerry Maguire-

ook erg goed:

What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.

The Godfather.

Uit Trainspotting: Mark Renton en zn maten proberen een 'buitenstaander' het heroïne gevoel uit leggen, ze kwamen op volgende. "Neem je beste orgasme, vermenigvuldig die met 100.000 en dan nog zit je kilometers uit de buurt.

Uit Godfather 1: It’s not personal, Johnny, strictly business.

"Here's Johnny!!!" Uit the Shining.
Zwerft zelfs nog een of ander nummer van rond...

now can't you read?! NO STRANGLING THE DANCERS!

The hot chick

"The greatest thing is just to love and be loved in return."

Ewan McGregor in Moulin Rouge

"I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and pis on your dead scull! YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MARINE!!!"

Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men.

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity."

Russel Crowe in Gladiator.

I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk? ~ Dirty Harry

Now yous can't leave.
-A Bronx Tale-

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

"And like that, (poof) he's gone."

Deze zijn toch wel geweldig he! Kevin Spacey alias Verbal Kint in The Usual Suspects!

"As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster" Goodfellas

screw you guys i'm going home < cartman from southpark.

wazzzzuuuuppppppp..... < scary movie

you just can't keep a good guy down < chucky

Die film heb ik ook gezieieieieien

Life is like a box of chocolates....you never know what you gonna get (Forrest Gump)

Sometimes there's so much beauty
in the world I feel like I can't
take it, like my heart's going to cave in. (American Beauty)

Everybody dies, not every man really lives (Braveheart)

"Minlû pedich nin, i aur hen telitha."
.You told me once...this day would come.(Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers)

You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise. (Titanic)

Zo dat waren ze dan wel

i'll be back > gouveneur california en bush whaha sorry moest er ff uit

Voor de filmkenner:

Predator in Predator II: "Do you want a candy?"

Jamaicaan in Predator II: "I don't know what it is, but I do know were it is....it's from the other side"

"Dennis" in Jurassic Park: "oh oh oh, you didn't say the magic word oh oh oh, you didn't say..etc"

Arnold Schwarzenegger tegen Edward Furlong in Terminator II Judgment Day: "Uncle Bob?"

Jack Nicholson in The Shining: "Here's Johnny!!!"

Clifford Worley : Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers.
Coccotti : Come again?
Clifford Worley : It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers.
Coccotti : Yes...
Clifford Worley : So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this...
[Coccotti busts out laughing]
Clifford Worley : No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
Coccotti : [Laughing] I love this guy.
Clifford Worley : Your ancestors are niggers. Uh-huh.
[Starts laughing, too]
Clifford Worley : Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.
[All laugh]

Uit True Romance

Ook uit True Romance:

There used to be a time when sisters didn't know shit about gettin' their pussy licked.
Then the sixties came an' they started fuckin' around with white boys, and white boys are freaks for that shit.
Then, after a while sisters use to gettin' their little pussy eat.
And because you white boys had to make pigs out of yourselves, you fucked it up for every nigger in the world everywhere.

"I don't know what this is, but I'm gonna lick it anyway"

De kok uit Scary Movie 2!

Your suffering will be legendary....even in hell!!!
Just come here and die, while you still have the option of doing it quickly.

-hellraiser-

"My heart, It don't ever quit, I ain't ready to check out..."

al pacino - carlito's way

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

robert duvall - apocalypse now

heel eind stuk van al pacino in scent of a woman

"I don't trust myself with you.."

Cruel Intensions

oh dacht dat dat linkin park was

Dat is i wont't trust myself with you

*I love the smell of napalm in the morning- apocolipse now

The Godfather part I

1:I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. (Don Corleone)

2:Leave the gun. Take the cannollis (Clemenza)

i'll be back

The Godfather

Tonight you sleep with the fishes

Hello my brotha from anotha motha

If I had a dick, I would tell you to suck it ...
(Lake Pacid)

Dit is niet van een film maar van een spel:

Don't cry, It's a waste of good suffering - UT2003

People like you need people like me to put your finger at and say thats the bad guy. Scarface

Schwarzenegger is de koning van de one-liners.

"You're fired", tegen een terrorist die aan de raket van een straaljager hangt vlak voordat Ah-nuld hem tegen de helikopter met andere terroristen schiet in True Lies.

"Fuck you, asshole", tegen een badguy in Total Recall.

"I'll be back" vlak voordat hij een politiebureau trasht met een politieauto in The Terminator

"Hasta La Vista Baby" vlak voordat hij shit over Robert Patrick gooit in Terminator 2.

"Stick Around", nadat hij iemand met een mes tegen de muur heeft gepinned in Predator.

"Knock, knock", na een deur compleet kapot gereld te hebben in Predator.

Alle dialoog van Ah-nuld in Batman & Robin.

En natuurlijk uit de meest quoterijke Ah-nuld film ooit, Commando:

"Let off some steam Bennett", na een pijp door Bennett te hebben gegooid

"You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last. " tegen sum' punk.

Matrix: "Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?"
Sully: "That's right, Matrix. You did."
Matrix: "I lied." - iets later

Matrix: "Don't break radio silence until they see me."
Cindy: "How will I know?"
Matrix: "Because all fucking hell is going to break loose. "

"Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired", na iemand vermoord te hebben.

T is eiglijk meer een heel verhaal dan een quote maar hij is wel meesterlijk:

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

In een vliegtuig:

Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over.
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Captain Oveur: Huh?

Airplane

Arnie is inderdaad the king of oneliners, zat ik pas ook aan te denken