MAC in Irak!
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10. Put a "Mac" in front of everything you say. Example: "Excuse me, Mac-sir but could I get some Mac-salt with my Mac-fries? And could you give me Mac-directions to the Mac-grocery store? Mac-Thanks."
9. When going thru the drive through window, change your order each time the order taker repeats it.
8. Order a burger with no bun but extra ketchup.
7. Bring in a dead cockroach. Put it in your drink and sue.
6. Ask your server to stop intentionally insulting your ethnic group.
5. Order a Whopper.
4. Park just far enough away from the drive through window so the server can't quite reach you.
3. At the drive-through place your order in an exaggerated garbled voice just like the one you hear from the speaker. When you pull up to the window continue to speak that way.
2. Bring food in from a different fast food chain. Sit at a table, eating it with great gusto. Lip-smacking is a particularly effective attention-getter.
1. Ask to see the manager and introduce yourself as an inspector with the State Board of Health.
Food Ideas Rejected By MacDonalds
Chicken McBobbitts
Salmon McNella
Tom & Roseanne "Together Forever" Value Meal
Shirley McLean Burger
McMenudo
Filet o' Gefilte Fish
Way Too Damn Happy Meal
Lion King Hairball Happy Meal
Them Ain't Nuggets!
McKitty Sandwich
Boutrous Boutrous Burger
Rocky Mountain McOysters
McSpleen
The Depressed Meal
Filet O' Flesh
McShrooms
Bob Barker's Happy Pants Meal
McTonya Club Sandwich
Grumpy Meal, Dopey Meal, and Sneezy Meal
McGristle
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