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"You wanna play ruff witm me OK say hello to my Little friend"
"You wanna play ruff witm me OK say hello to my Little friend"
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Apocalypse now:
Kurtz: We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!
His last words]
Kurtz: The horror. The horror.
Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
Kurtz: We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!
His last words]
Kurtz: The horror. The horror.
Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
Doc! Where are we?? I mean, When are we??
-back to the future!-
-back to the future!-
En deze is ook LOL:
I have nipples, Greg, would you milk me?
-meet the parents-
I have nipples, Greg, would you milk me?
-meet the parents-
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.:
You wanna talk rules? You wanna talk all that old-school bullshit? Then remember this rule: I am the motherfuckin'-fuckin' one who calls the shots!
You wanna talk rules? You wanna talk all that old-school bullshit? Then remember this rule: I am the motherfuckin'-fuckin' one who calls the shots!
De geest in Alladin:
"Whoeeeehaaaaa!
Tienduizend jaar... Geeft je zo'n vreselijke kramp in je nek! Hee wat kijk je? Ben ik aangekomen soms?"
"Whoeeeehaaaaa!
Tienduizend jaar... Geeft je zo'n vreselijke kramp in je nek! Hee wat kijk je? Ben ik aangekomen soms?"
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Pulp Fiction
Jules Inglewood: Ezechiel 25:17
Dat is de allerallerallerallerallerallercoolste en vetste quote ook
Jules Inglewood: Ezechiel 25:17
Dat is de allerallerallerallerallerallercoolste en vetste quote ook
The Football Factory:
"Are you gonna sit in some poxy office with a cunt for a boss telling you what to do as you count your pennies trying to make ends meet in a country that's sinking into strikes and wars and at the end of the day you go home to your cosy little flat in 'nowheresville' and pull your IKEA curtains shut to hide from the big bad world and pretend it's not happening? Or are you gonna stand up and be counted, make a difference and feel the rush? Just for once say "fuck it". I'm coiled up like a spring and I'm ready to burst and wanking ain't doing it anymore. I need violence to make me feel I'm still alive. I know what I'd rather do, mate, Love it!"
"Are you gonna sit in some poxy office with a cunt for a boss telling you what to do as you count your pennies trying to make ends meet in a country that's sinking into strikes and wars and at the end of the day you go home to your cosy little flat in 'nowheresville' and pull your IKEA curtains shut to hide from the big bad world and pretend it's not happening? Or are you gonna stand up and be counted, make a difference and feel the rush? Just for once say "fuck it". I'm coiled up like a spring and I'm ready to burst and wanking ain't doing it anymore. I need violence to make me feel I'm still alive. I know what I'd rather do, mate, Love it!"
weet alleen nie welke film
A Few Good Men, Jack Nicholson tegenover Tom Cruise in de rechtszaal.
Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to them.
Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Jessep: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.
We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
Kaffee: Did you order the code red?
Jessep: (quietly) I did the job you sent me to do.
Kaffee: Did you order the code red?
Jessep: You're goddamn right I did!! [yelling] I'm gonna rip out your eyes, and piss into your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong marine!
Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to them.
Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Jessep: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.
We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
Kaffee: Did you order the code red?
Jessep: (quietly) I did the job you sent me to do.
Kaffee: Did you order the code red?
Jessep: You're goddamn right I did!! [yelling] I'm gonna rip out your eyes, and piss into your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong marine!
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You want the truth? oh You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
Jackie Nickelson - A few good Man
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Is it you john wayne? Is this me?
En natuurlijk het hele stuk wat hier op volgt.
- Full Metal Jacket
En natuurlijk het hele stuk wat hier op volgt.
- Full Metal Jacket
" Catch you on the flipside.. "
De mensen die deze film ook steengoed vinden weten welke ik bedoel.
De mensen die deze film ook steengoed vinden weten welke ik bedoel.
"Ik heet Kees, net als mijn broer, die heet ook Kees"
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agent smith - the matrix :
I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.
beter 50 procent van iets als 100 procent van niets.
gebeurt me niet snel maar ben de titel kwijt
gebeurt me niet snel maar ben de titel kwijt
k weet t al
tokio drift 2f2f3
tokio drift 2f2f3
Peppie: toet toet
Kokkie: boing boing
Kokkie: boing boing
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shjity wok
Why need reasons,when you got heroin T.Sp
T.Sp
Peppie: toet toet
Kokkie: boing boing
JAaah das een vette citaat man!!!
Pulp Fiction
Jules Inglewood: Ezechiel 25:17
Dat is de allerallerallerallerallerallercoolste en vetste quote ook
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
en dan wordt die gast overhoop geknald
'Show me the money!!'
...uit Jerry Maguire
...uit Jerry Maguire
''The greatest thing you ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return''..
(zo wassie ongeveer, van Moulin Rouge)
(zo wassie ongeveer, van Moulin Rouge)
You need people like me!
in chaos zit ook een briljant stukje zal m morgen es opzoeken als ik tijd heb
zal m morgen es opzoeken als ik tijd heb
You do it my way or the highway
of uh
i'm fuckface he's asshole.
of uh
i'm fuckface he's asshole.
Reservoir dogs
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-Marvin : I already told you I don't know anything about any fucking setup; you can torture me all you want.
*Mr. Blonde : Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that.
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-Mr. Pink : You kill anybody?
*Mr. White : A few cops.
-Mr. Pink : No real people?
*Mr. White : Just Cops.
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-Nice Guy Eddie : The chick got tired of him beatin' her so one night she walks in the guys bedroom and super glues his dick to his belly. Ambulance came and had to cut the prick loose.
*Mr. Pink: That ain't all that bad.
-Nice Guy Eddie: Oh yeah? How would you feel if every time you had to take a piss you had to do a hand stand?
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-Joe :With the exception of Eddie and myself, whom you already know, we're going to be using aliases on this job. Under no circumstances do I want any one of you to relate to each other by your Christian names, and I don't want any talk about yourself personally. That includes where you been, your wife's name, where you might've done time, or maybe a bank you robbed in St. Petersburg. All I want you guys to talk about, if you have to, is what you're going to do. That should do it. Here are your names...
-Joe: Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink.
*Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
-Joe: Because you're a faggot, alright?
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-Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.
*Mr. White: No, no. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive ...
-Mr. Brown: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.
*Joe: Toby... Who the fuck is Toby? Toby...
-Mr. Brown: 'Like a Virgin' is not about this nice girl who meets a nice fella. That's what "True Blue" is about, now, granted, no argument about that.
*Mr. Orange: Which one is 'True Blue'?
-Nice Guy Eddie: 'True Blue' was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue".
*Mr. Orange: Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.
-Mr. Pink: Personally, I can do without her.
*Mr. Blue: I like her early stuff. You know, 'Lucky Star', 'Borderline' - but once she got into her 'Papa Don't Preach' phase, I don't know, I tuned out.
-Mr. Brown: Hey, you guys are making me lose my... train of thought here. I was saying something, what was it?
*Joe: Oh, Toby was this Chinese girl, what was her last name?
-Mr. White: What's that?
*Joe: I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. What was that name?
-Mr. Brown: What the fuck was I talking about?
*Mr. Pink: You said 'True Blue' was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that 'Like a Virgin' was a metaphor for big dicks.
-Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
*Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
-Mr. White: A lot.
*Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain.
-Joe: Chew? Toby Chew?
*Mr. Brown: It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'.
-Joe: Wong?
*Mr. White: I got Madonna's big dick comin' outta my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I don't know what comin' outta my right.
-Marvin : I already told you I don't know anything about any fucking setup; you can torture me all you want.
*Mr. Blonde : Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that.
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-Mr. Pink : You kill anybody?
*Mr. White : A few cops.
-Mr. Pink : No real people?
*Mr. White : Just Cops.
------------------
-Nice Guy Eddie : The chick got tired of him beatin' her so one night she walks in the guys bedroom and super glues his dick to his belly. Ambulance came and had to cut the prick loose.
*Mr. Pink: That ain't all that bad.
-Nice Guy Eddie: Oh yeah? How would you feel if every time you had to take a piss you had to do a hand stand?
------------------
-Joe :With the exception of Eddie and myself, whom you already know, we're going to be using aliases on this job. Under no circumstances do I want any one of you to relate to each other by your Christian names, and I don't want any talk about yourself personally. That includes where you been, your wife's name, where you might've done time, or maybe a bank you robbed in St. Petersburg. All I want you guys to talk about, if you have to, is what you're going to do. That should do it. Here are your names...
-Joe: Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink.
*Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
-Joe: Because you're a faggot, alright?
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-Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.
*Mr. White: No, no. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive ...
-Mr. Brown: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.
*Joe: Toby... Who the fuck is Toby? Toby...
-Mr. Brown: 'Like a Virgin' is not about this nice girl who meets a nice fella. That's what "True Blue" is about, now, granted, no argument about that.
*Mr. Orange: Which one is 'True Blue'?
-Nice Guy Eddie: 'True Blue' was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue".
*Mr. Orange: Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.
-Mr. Pink: Personally, I can do without her.
*Mr. Blue: I like her early stuff. You know, 'Lucky Star', 'Borderline' - but once she got into her 'Papa Don't Preach' phase, I don't know, I tuned out.
-Mr. Brown: Hey, you guys are making me lose my... train of thought here. I was saying something, what was it?
*Joe: Oh, Toby was this Chinese girl, what was her last name?
-Mr. White: What's that?
*Joe: I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. What was that name?
-Mr. Brown: What the fuck was I talking about?
*Mr. Pink: You said 'True Blue' was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that 'Like a Virgin' was a metaphor for big dicks.
-Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
*Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
-Mr. White: A lot.
*Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain.
-Joe: Chew? Toby Chew?
*Mr. Brown: It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'.
-Joe: Wong?
*Mr. White: I got Madonna's big dick comin' outta my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I don't know what comin' outta my right.
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I'll make him a offer he can not refuse.
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er zijn er teveel om op te noemen
maar vooral veel van johnny depp in POTC
'but why is the rum gone?!'
maar vooral veel van johnny depp in POTC
'but why is the rum gone?!'
what is the first rule of fight club
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Buurman, wat doet u nu??
He, sjonnie, geile wijve!
He, sjonnie, geile wijve!
shut up you crazy fool, get in the van.
you fucking wanker shut the fuck up and stop causing panic!
alien deel 4 als ik het goed heb
alien deel 4 als ik het goed heb
Forrest Gump over zijn deelname aan de Vietnamoorlog:
"We were always looking for this guy called Charlie, but we never found him."
Legendarisch haha
"We were always looking for this guy called Charlie, but we never found him."
Legendarisch haha
Als die militair uit flodder 1 tegen zijn vrouw zegt:
Je bent bij een kerel geweest
Je bent bij een kerel geweest
Neil McCauley:
If you want to make moves on the streets, Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."
R. de Niro
If you want to make moves on the streets, Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."
R. de Niro
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Luke, I am your father!
I believe in a long prolonged derangement of the senses to attain the unknown... Although I live in the subconscious, our pale reason hides the infinite from us
Val Kilmer als Jim Morrison in de verfilming van The Doors (1992)
Nog een mooie:
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
Clint Eastwood/The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
Val Kilmer als Jim Morrison in de verfilming van The Doors (1992)
Nog een mooie:
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
Clint Eastwood/The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
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A Few Good Men, Jack Nicholson tegenover Tom Cruise in de rechtszaal
you fucking wanker shut the fuck up and stop causing panic!
alien deel 4 als ik het goed heb
Deel 3
Lock Stock & two smokin Barrels..
Gets a drink in the samoan pub....
*What the fuck is this????
U asked for a refreshing drink..
Yeah I asked for a refreshing drink, i didn't expected such a fuckin rain-forest....u can catch a fuckin orang-oetan in there!!!
leipe film....echt een van mn favorieten
Gets a drink in the samoan pub....
*What the fuck is this????
U asked for a refreshing drink..
Yeah I asked for a refreshing drink, i didn't expected such a fuckin rain-forest....u can catch a fuckin orang-oetan in there!!!
leipe film....echt een van mn favorieten
Lock Stock & two smokin Barrels..
Gets a drink in the samoan pub....
*What the fuck is this????
U asked for a refreshing drink..
Yeah I asked for a refreshing drink, i didn't expected such a fuckin rain-forest....u can catch a fuckin orang-oetan in there!!!
leipe film....echt een van mn favorieten
Drugs ain't a black thing, or a white thing. It's a death thing. Death don't give a shit about color.
I wanna shoot you so bad, my dick's hard!
I wanna shoot you so bad, my dick's hard!
Napoleon Dynamite:
"You left all your crap on my porch. I have your stuff in my locker. Can you come and get it? I can't fit my nunchuks in there anymore."
"You left all your crap on my porch. I have your stuff in my locker. Can you come and get it? I can't fit my nunchuks in there anymore."