" Let me tell you something pendeho. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click. "
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Then I told the cop to go fuck his mother, and he knocked me out! When I came by he asked me: "What are you gonna tell me now tough guy?" I said:"What are you still doing here, I thought I told you to go fuck your mother!"Joe Pesci in Goodfellas
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Jay and Silent Bob are terrible, one-note jokes that only stoners laugh at. They're fucking clown shoes."
"All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, You're the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little winy bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And all you motherfucks are next."
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