Don't speak Dutch?

This will do the job:

http://babelfish.altavista.com

yep........... only it translates litteral.

I don't give there an ass about

Or you can have lovely Dutch people like yourselves teach us

Nou it will work, however, then

We will start with the Dutch basics.

When somebody says: "Ga bier halen, trut!"
You say: "Wil je er één of twee?"

And

When somebody says: "Bukken, hoer!!!!"
You say: "Ok. Kom binnen". .

Eh well... No problem, I'll be your spokesperson

you could back to school and pay attention while the teacher is explaining how to speak and write English?????????

indeed, and if you'd also not forget words like in "go" back to school, everything would be just fine

I'm so sorry...like you don't ever forget a word in any language??????

i was just joking, that's what the wink is for

Now now children

Uitspraak van verwijderd op maandag 9 mei 2005 om 15:10:

i was just joking, that's what the wink is for

I know I'm not mad...

And if I offended you in any way, it would be because I'm just plain old dumb

I don't believe that!!!!!

People, do act normal for a moment.
If you go do by the hand walking being a smartass, rot buzz off...


I think they'll understand now - DSW

yes...better you go back to school...this is naturally not a very good english sentense....

Uitspraak van verwijderd op maandag 9 mei 2005 om 16:02:

People, do normal for a moment.
If you go do by the hand walking, rot off...

Not exactly English material

Maybe this is better

http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/trurl_pagecontent?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.partyflock.nl&lp=nl_en

or not..?

*edit

or isn't it..?

babelfisch it's a really shity translator

Uitspraak van MorningSt@r op maandag 9 mei 2005 om 16:37:

babelfisch it's a really shity translator

you got that right!!!!!

Uitspraak van verwijderd op maandag 9 mei 2005 om 16:02:

People, do act normal for a moment.
If you go do by the hand walking being a smartass, rot buzz off...


I think they'll understand now

thank u

babelfisch is really fucked up, does anyone know a good translator site



Thanks

just go to google.com and search for online english dictionaries.. or in dutch: online woordenboek engels..

Uitspraak van verwijderd op maandag 9 mei 2005 om 16:02:

People, do act normal for a moment.
If you go do by the hand walking being a smartass, rot buzz off...


I think they'll understand now - DSW

You must see a bit the humor in it
Are you a boring box?

He doesn't. The only thing that he can see in it, is a warning due inappropriate behaviour.

Therefor, I think DSW is a little bitch with no sense of humor.

Wrong. I'm a very LARGE bitch and my sense of humor is legend thoughout galaxies!

besides, the rules clearly stated "NO mock english" ;-þ

nah, dont translate through a site. just ask us. thats alot better i think. no machine is as good as the human mind when it comes to translating english to dutch...

As long as everyone stops BS'in about the translations there wouldn't be a need for such a thing...
Look through the other forum's...is that perfect Dutch??
No..why bother? Just say what you want to say, and if you don't want 2...don't..izzo simple

Uitspraak van verwijderd op dinsdag 10 mei 2005 om 12:11:

and my sense of humor is legend thoughout galaxies!

legendary

i guess

no, it's truly legend

even antimatter beings go to pieces over it (in fact, they really *do*... should fix that some day cuz it gets rather messy sometimes)

but legendary is also right?

isn't it?

*edit*

but anyways.. do you know anything 'bout the mssg problem?

and how to fix it?

my love

but I chose "legend" here to make it sound more heroic and archaic-like



that is broken and that our programmer is working full-time to fix it!



I don't, but I'm sure *he* does ....in time

No mock english, DSW!

falls under chat lingo, is completely comprehensible for English-based ppl, so it's allowed

mock english = looks english, but incomprehenisble for the non-Dutch

Is there such thing as a antfucker? .

Yep.

It's called a "male ant"

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 11 mei 2005 om 10:09:

No mock english, DSW!

words like
dunno, cuz, 'bout, mssg, bf, gf,

etc.

are chat lingo, no mock english.



hmm. okay.

any chance that the messages that i ve got @ the moment are still there when the problem is solved? or do i loose them?

I need one particular message at the moment, NOW

from?

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 11 mei 2005 om 11:03:

I need one particular message at the moment, NOW

and which one would that be???????

I'm sure everything will still be there

perfectionist, ant fucker, its all the same

A Pete Lut is also an antfucker isn't it?

Don't push your luck, bub... these claws can kill!


*snikt*

about babelfish...

... try freetranslation.com not very good either, but much better than babelfish

only, don't trust every word what's translated

I once even got into a very bad fight with somebody who *though* I was saying bad things after running some of my replies through Babelfish... so indeed, don't trust everything that comes out!