Goldmember: I'm from Holland! Isn't that vierd?
Dr. Evil: Are those fricken' sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their fricken' heads?
Minni-Me: [writes] Are you a clone of an angel?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Ohhh how sweet, but no I'm not.
Minni-Me: [writes] Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Yes I'm sure.
Minni-Me: [writes] Would you like to?
Goldmember: Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate insurance policy. May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toite, Autin Power's fassia.
Dr. Evil: His what?
Number 2: His fassia Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: His ferder?
Goldmember: His fassia! You know, the fassia
Dr. Evil: You know Goldmember, I dont speak freaky-deaky dutch. Okay perv boy?
Goldmember: Fassia, his dad, dad is fassia
Dr. Evil: Oh his dad, oh his FATHER.
Dr. Evil: I'm going to call it "Preparation H!"
Scott Evil: Ha.
Dr. Evil: What's so funny?
Scott Evil: Why don't you just call it "Operation Ass-cream?"
Dr. Evil: Ice cream? Would you like some ice cream?
Scott Evil: Yeah, I'd just love some chocolate ass-cream.
Austin Powers: Nice to mole you...meet you! Nice to meet you, Mole!
Austin Powers: Mole! Bloody mole! We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face! I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole!