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never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now you’re sittin’ in the corner crying
And now it’s my fault, my fault!
I went to John’s rave with Ron and Dave
And met a New Wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up
With first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan—an ex-manic-depressive who just moved from Houston
Who love booze and alternative music (whattup?)
Told me she was starvin’, I said it wasn’t a problem (nah)
I got a coupon for this pizza with everything on it
We can double the mushrooms and minus the sausage
([Sue] I’m allergic to fungus) C’mon Sue, that’s nonsense
Who’s at the door? (pizza man!)
(Who ordered pizza? Wasn’t it yours? Nuh-uh)
([Sue] If you got it with double mushrooms on it then I don’t want it)
Shut up Susan, I’ll pick 'em off it
([Sue] Oh hell, I might as well try it, I’ll be alright)
Susan! You just swallowed the wrong slice!
[ Chorus ] x 2
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl (I’m sorry!)
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now you’re sittin’ in the corner crying
And now it’s my fault, my fault!
Yo Sue! ([Sue] Get away from me! I don’t know you!)
Oh shoot, she’s trippin’ ([Sue] I need to go puke! ‹hurl›)
I wasn’t tryin’ to turn this into somethin’ major
I just wanted to make you appreciate flavor
Susan, stop cryin’, I don’t hate ya
I’m sorry your father used to chase you and spank you with hangers
So what they locked you in the attic in your dad’s house?
That ain’t no reason to start wiggin’ and spaz out!
She said “Help me! I think I’m having a seizure!”
I said “You’re breakin’ out in hives! Let go of the pizza! (let go!)
Would you put it down? You’re startin’ to scare me”
She said “I’m 26 years old and I’m not married!
I don’t even have any kids and I can’t cook!”
(Hello?) I’m over here Sue, (hi) you’re talkin’ to the plant
Look, we need to get to a hospital ‘fore it’s too late
Cause I never seen no one eat as many shrooms as you ate
[ Chorus ] x 2
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl (whoops!)
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now you’re sittin’ in the corner crying
And now it’s my fault, my fault! (It was an accident!)
Susan, (wait!) where are you goin’? You better be careful
([Sue] Leave me alone Dad, I’m sick of getting my hair pulled!)
I’m not your dad, quit tryin’ to swallow your tongue. Want some gum?
Put down the scissors before you do somethin’ dumb
I’ll be right back, just chill baby please?
I gotta go find Dave, he majored in allergies
John, where’s Dave at before I bash you?
([John] He’s in the bathroom, I think he’s taking a crap dude)
Dave! Pull up your pants! We need an ambulance
There’s a girl upstairs talkin’ to plants, choppin’ her hair off
And there’s only two days left to spring break
How long do these things take to wear off?
([Dave] Well it depends on how many she ate)
Just one with double mushrooms by mistake
Now she’s upstairs cryin’ out her eyeballs
Breakin’ out in hives ([Dave] She’s gonna die dude!)
I know and it’s my fault! ([Dave] my God!)
[ Chorus ] x 2
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl (I’m sorry!)
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now you’re sittin’ in the corner crying
And now it’s my fault, my fault! (What do I do?!)
[ Outro ]
My God, I’m so sorry I’m so sorry!
Susan please wake up! Please!
Please wake up!! What are you doing?!
You’re not dead! You’re not dead…I know you’re not dead!
Oh my God, Susan, wake up! Oh God…
