This is an advice for everyone
ALCOOL: CAUSES, EFFECTS and SOLUTIONS.
Sy = symptom - C = cause - Sol = solution
Sy: wet and cold feet
C: you took the glass in the wrong way
Sol: turn around the glass until the hole is up and closed down
Sy: wet and warm foot
C: you pissed in your pants
Sol: go to the nearest toilet and dry yourself
Sy: the wall in front of you is full of lights
C: you fell on the floor with your back
Sol: stand up with your feet on the floor
Sy: your mouth is full of cigarette ash
C: you fell in an ash-tray with your face
Sol: spit everything and wash your mouth with a good gin tonic
Sy: The floor is torbid and faded
C: your glass is empty
Sol: fill it up with a good gin tonic
Sy: the floor is moving
C: someone is dragging you
Sol: at least ask where are they going to
Sy: Your reflected face is looking at you in the water
C: you put the face in the toilet trying to throw up
Sol: put a finger (in your throath)
Sy: you hear a misterious echo when people talk
C: you have your glass on your ear
Sol: stop doing the clown...
Sy: the disco is moving a lot, people is all wearing white and the music is very repetitive
C: you're on an ambulance
Sol: don't move: probably ethyl alcohol coma
Sy: your father looks very strange and your brothers are looking at you in a strange way
C: this is not your home
Sol: at least ask if they know where you live
Sy: a big fire light is blinding you
C: you're drunk on the street and it's already day
Sol: cappuccino, brioches and a nice sleeping.
- DSW
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and even if I did she'd never know that your nick turno was her son Michael Savu .
thank you! 
