Liar, liar... no truths allowed!

Too bad nobody's allowed to post in this thread

Oh yes, and my cat just ate 12 pizzas, straight from the freezer

Are you callin' me a lyer??

No. I think you always tell the truth.

Bill Clinton never had sex with his secretary

And I'm to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts
(songtext, Right said Fred)

I love all of you soooo much, I'm including you in my will.

you are too generous!

I am wayyyy too kind and selfless with all of the money I have.

Masturbation is very bad... It´s one of satans tools to destroy mankind (yes satan exists)... I never masturbated not even once in my entire life... and I never will... that´s for sure...

Uitspraak van verwijderd op zaterdag 11 maart 2006 om 08:45:

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Masturbation is very bad... It´s one of satans tools to destroy mankind (yes satan exists)... I never masturbated not even once in my entire life... and I never will... that´s for sure...

Ye baby! Tell em!!!!

i dont miss my ex boyfriend
im not gonna get drunk tonight

i am at home now and i aint going out

Too bad, because I'm out partying at this very moment!

i`m really feeling great today,i`m not sick at all....great,this time i can really blaim the weekend.
it was a non stop party from friday untill now...

That's great! I hope you get sick soon.

.....

Uitspraak van KellyLynn op maandag 13 maart 2006 om 13:35:

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That's great! I hope you get sick soon.

i dont think i have to thank you for this shitty comment.

My Name Is Henk

Uitspraak van verwijderd op maandag 13 maart 2006 om 18:22:

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i dont think i have to thank you for this shitty comment.

I hated making it too.

hey,thats not so weird,my name is henk too...

I have no idea...

please don,t tell us about the idea that you don,t have...

I don't love my boyfriend at all!

yea really,i hate you so much that it hurts...cant wait to hate you with all my heart tonight..it will be DEEP hate...

we are all dumb retards here, and we dont really like eacht other, do we?

u prolly be now Henk (2)

There's nobody i like in Holland

I hate Dutch people too.

Uitspraak van KellyLynn op woensdag 15 maart 2006 om 01:20:

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I hate Dutch people too.

I agree... but I think our prime minister really deserves a stattue... or 2...

I have to work tomorrow.

no matter how hard i tried...i m still not sick...

In Belgium it's perfectly normal to have 3 nipples.
So the person behind me can move there and won't have to feel shame

today i,ll quit smoking...

i also have to work tommorow

I'm having the worst week ever

I'm having a really great week.

i'm not bored...(not at all)

i feel so fucked up
my life can't ben worse8)

I hate Hardcore... everybody should listen to trance and r&b from now on...

It's weekend!!!

And no good partys to go to....

No work....

Ahh the drudgery

I never chat in the boss's time

i feel more shitty than ever,i ll never get well again...

single mom doesnt suck

Yes I do

hello there, remember me?

Nope, not at all.

too bad fancy a shag?

No, thank you. I'm still celibate, remember?

oh yeah, same here. just testing your faith...

You've become a monk? that's great!

i always knew i would belong ithere