Liar, liar... no truths allowed!

Too bad nobody's allowed to post in this thread

Oh yes, and my cat just ate 12 pizzas, straight from the freezer

Definitely. I think I belong there with you.

wooohoooo that can be arranged

uh huh. I'll bring my whole family along, too.

im ugly

my IQ is about 300+++

retarded is what i am not

yoda i am

I still love my job.

I get to many DJ bookings...

Uitspraak van KellyLynn op woensdag 3 mei 2006 om 02:55:

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I still love my job.

me too

I'm going to trade jobs with atomic playboy, so we can love each other's work as much as we love our own.

i wouldn't like to work with you!

I'm sure we would work badly together.

definitly, we would ruined the business in less than a year! i'm very bad in business

and I'm not a very hard worker....

me neither, i'm not workalcolic at all

I really don't like you, atomic playboy. You're so uncool.

watch out! When you're coming this summer, i'll kick your ass!!!

Not if I kick your ass first!

ok... you're forbidden on the european territory now

Fine! I didn't want to come over anyway. You can be sure that I won't be there AT ALL.

Anyway there are no good partys this summer in Holland!

Yeah, I might as well skip FFWD...

I wont go there

It will be awful anyway...all those people...all that loud music...definitely not a good party atmosphere.

And I certainly wouldn't want to be seen anywhere near anyone who goes by the nick atomic playboy.

Don't worry, you wont because your plane is gonna crash before it lands (serious: i hope this wont bring you bad luck by the way!!)

And I'm sure you won't send flowers to my funeral.

i will even piss on your grave! that's how naughty i am

You are quite the naughty boy....wait a minute -- that's actually true!

that's not true at all

Uh huh. You're quite the saint. I'm sure I can ask all of your ex-girlfriends, and they will all tell me that same thing.

As i'm in good term with the few last, i'm sure they will tell you only nice things about me!

Only that you were horrible in bed, I'm sure.

only that for sure! nothing else! just nice words

uh huh. I can only say mean things about you. -- You're ugly and you smell funny. Amd I hated that picture from Warehouse. Very un-sexy.

i really like that picture

I think you should hate it. I would never find the man in that picture sexy.

no need to thank you then

You're not welcome.

In other news -- I'm so not sunburnt today.

and i dont wanna have loads a money...

I'm not so horny today...

i feel like working more than going to the beach

I'm really not using partyflock to postphone my homework duty's.

I just woke up and decided to buy three maybachs! 1 in red, 1 in green and 1 in orange colours!

I just took a dump on my mum's pillow.

I've done sooooooo much this weekend, you wouldn't believe it.

Uitspraak van verwijderd op dinsdag 20 juni 2006 om 15:06:

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Paradoxale leugens )

Like: I'm not selfish, I just don't give a fuck about other people.

Rock is dead

Uitspraak van verwijderd op dinsdag 27 juni 2006 om 20:41:

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Rock is dead

Yeah, and disco lives

and rap and r&b are great musics!