Too bad nobody's allowed to post in this thread 
Oh yes, and my cat just ate 12 pizzas, straight from the freezer
Oh yes, and my cat just ate 12 pizzas, straight from the freezer
My ass is in your face, my ass is in your face
I've just come back from my audition for cirque du soleil, I shall be spinning plates while balancing two people on my head and twirling fire on a rod in my teeth. Please book your seats before it sells out.
I'm very handsome...
Just like DarkSkyWise
Just like DarkSkyWise
laatste aanpassing
Absolutely. None bigger.
Bytheway, I've seen Kittlylix's show and it sucked.
Bytheway, I've seen Kittlylix's show and it sucked.
I'm still virgin 
DarkSkyWise turned up for the auditions and they told him, he was way too good for Diablo and they wouldn't need him.....he's just bitter.
Uitspraak van CollyDollyFabulous op dinsdag 20 december 2005 om 20:04:I've just come back from my audition for cirque du soleil, I shall be spinning plates while balancing two people on my head and twirling fire on a rod in my teeth. Please book your seats before it sells out.
Love to see your "juggling" skills
I don't believe you 
Uitspraak van French connection op dinsdag 20 december 2005 om 21:00:I'm still virgin
haha
I'm a kannibal
I know 
It still hurts where you bit me
It still hurts where you bit me
Yeah, me too.
Seen two, seen 'em all.
Seen two, seen 'em all.
I hate to give hugs to people at party's and outside party's I hate it even more.
Uitspraak van CollyDollyFabulous op woensdag 21 december 2005 om 10:23:I think you have seen enough already
From you, never enough!
I think I'm preggers
I traffic cocain via a scooter and hoverbike
I wish I was a lumberjack.
I am not obsessed by sex
I need sex at least twice a day or I can't function at all.
I moved last week and now I'm living in the same street as you!
I just came back from a holiday on planet mars where we played a lot of beachball
I just had group-sex with 10 bisexual blondes
I was one of those bisexual blondes
I was also one of the bisexual blondes
I made pictures of the whole event and they will be on Partyflock next monday.
I have stopped listening to hardcore and terror and now i am devoting my life to travelling around europe to go to morriss dancing events instead and my website will now be known as the geordie-morrissdancertravvelers.com i have already bought my little shoes with the bells on, two big sticks and my leiderhosen
morris dancers are cool! 
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I'm posing for Playboy next week. They outbid Hustler by $1 million for me.
(she had me as her agent)
(he even knows my true weight and bra size)
(I had them tattooed on my right arm)
Uitspraak van verwijderd op vrijdag 23 december 2005 om 03:21:little shoes with the bells on, two big sticks and my leiderhosen
Oh how cute
Of course, you're only telling the truth in here
I believe you
nice hearcut darkskywise
how nice of you to say so 
I have been selected from millions of volunteers to be the first raver in space my mission is to hakke in zero-g, their scientists believe the kinetic energy created by this can be harnessed for inter-stella flight,it will be called the "rave engine" just imagine thousands of ravers all in a zero-g tubes hakke-ing away non-stop so we can boldy go where no raver has gone before
Uitspraak van French connection op vrijdag 23 december 2005 om 14:21:I am the photographer
if your feeling sick i'm the replacement
I'm never sick
I just grew a third arm.