Liar, liar... no truths allowed!

Too bad nobody's allowed to post in this thread

Oh yes, and my cat just ate 12 pizzas, straight from the freezer

My ass is in your face, my ass is in your face

I've just come back from my audition for cirque du soleil, I shall be spinning plates while balancing two people on my head and twirling fire on a rod in my teeth. Please book your seats before it sells out.

I'm very handsome...


Just like DarkSkyWise

Uitspraak van Lanz op dinsdag 20 december 2005 om 20:20:

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Just like DarkSkyWise

this is the biggest lie, isn't it?

Absolutely. None bigger.

Bytheway, I've seen Kittlylix's show and it sucked.

I'm still virgin

DarkSkyWise turned up for the auditions and they told him, he was way too good for Diablo and they wouldn't need him.....he's just bitter.

Uitspraak van CollyDollyFabulous op dinsdag 20 december 2005 om 20:04:

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I've just come back from my audition for cirque du soleil, I shall be spinning plates while balancing two people on my head and twirling fire on a rod in my teeth. Please book your seats before it sells out.

Love to see your "juggling" skills

I don't believe you

Uitspraak van French connection op dinsdag 20 december 2005 om 21:00:

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I'm still virgin

haha

I'm a kannibal

I know

It still hurts where you bit me

Uitspraak van Dummy op dinsdag 20 december 2005 om 22:22:

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Love to see your "juggling" skills

I think you have seen enough already

Yeah, me too.

Seen two, seen 'em all.

I hate to give hugs to people at party's and outside party's I hate it even more.

Uitspraak van CollyDollyFabulous op woensdag 21 december 2005 om 10:23:

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I think you have seen enough already

From you, never enough!

I think I'm preggers

I traffic cocain via a scooter and hoverbike

I wish I was a lumberjack.

I am not obsessed by sex

I need sex at least twice a day or I can't function at all.

Uitspraak van verwijderd op donderdag 22 december 2005 om 06:38:

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I need sex at least twice a day or I can't function at all.

then why do you live so far away?

Uitspraak van AngelDoll op donderdag 22 december 2005 om 09:19:

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then why do you live so far away?

whahaha

I moved last week and now I'm living in the same street as you!

I just came back from a holiday on planet mars where we played a lot of beachball

I just had group-sex with 10 bisexual blondes

I was one of those bisexual blondes

I was also one of the bisexual blondes

I made pictures of the whole event and they will be on Partyflock next monday.

I have stopped listening to hardcore and terror and now i am devoting my life to travelling around europe to go to morriss dancing events instead and my website will now be known as the geordie-morrissdancertravvelers.com i have already bought my little shoes with the bells on, two big sticks and my leiderhosen

morris dancers are cool!


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Uitspraak van verwijderd op vrijdag 23 december 2005 om 02:21:

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I made pictures of the whole event and they will be on Partyflock next monday.

I'm posing for Playboy next week. They outbid Hustler by $1 million for me.

(she had me as her agent)

(he even knows my true weight and bra size)

(I had them tattooed on my right arm)

Uitspraak van verwijderd op vrijdag 23 december 2005 om 03:21:

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little shoes with the bells on, two big sticks and my leiderhosen

Oh how cute

Uitspraak van Dummy op woensdag 21 december 2005 om 22:33:

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From you, never enough!

Cheeky xoxox

Of course, you're only telling the truth in here

Uitspraak van KellyLynn op vrijdag 23 december 2005 om 04:42:

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I'm posing for Playboy next week. They outbid Hustler by $1 million for me

I am the photographer

I believe you

nice hearcut darkskywise

how nice of you to say so

I have been selected from millions of volunteers to be the first raver in space my mission is to hakke in zero-g, their scientists believe the kinetic energy created by this can be harnessed for inter-stella flight,it will be called the "rave engine" just imagine thousands of ravers all in a zero-g tubes hakke-ing away non-stop so we can boldy go where no raver has gone before

Uitspraak van French connection op vrijdag 23 december 2005 om 14:21:

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I am the photographer

if your feeling sick i'm the replacement

I'm never sick

I just grew a third arm.