Oooooh,
What is the malted liquor?
What gets you drunker quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans?
BEER!
Can't get enough of it!
BEER!
How I really love it!
BEER!
Makes me think I'm a man!
BEER!
I could kiss and hug it!
BEER!
But I'd rather chug it!
BEER!
Got my belly out to here!
BEER!
I can not refuse it!
BEER!
I could really use it!
BEER, BEER, BEER! (continues)
(spoken)
I can't remember how much I have had
I drank a twelve-pack,
With my dad
(dad, drunkenly)
That's my son, the drunken manly stud
I'm proud to be his bud!
(son)
Here, have some pretzels
(dad)
No,I'll take it quits
Those things give me the Schlitz
(laugh)
(both)
Drink with your family
Drink it with your friends
Drink 'til your fat stomach distends
Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you
We like to drink 'til we spew -- ewww!
Who cares if we get fat?
I'll drink to that!
As we sing once more:
Oooooh,
What is the malted liquor?
BEER!
What gets you drunker quicker?
BEER!
What comes in bottles or in cans?
BEER!
Can't get enough of it!
BEER!
How I really love it!
BEER!
Makes me think I'm a man!
BEER!
I could kiss and hug it!
BEER!
But I'd rather chug it!
BEER!
Got my belly out to here!
BEER!
Golly, I adore it!
BEER!
Come on, damnit, pour it!
Do it for me, brew it for me, feed it to me, speed it to me,
BEER!
The most wonderful drink in the world
Hooray!