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Naam	Tineke
Woonplaats	Hardenberg (Overijssel)
Land	Nederland 🇳🇱
Beroep	studente!
Leeftijd	37
Geslacht	vrouw
Relatie	nee
Favoriete genres	classics, folk, funk, garage, oldschool, progressive trance rock, trance
Favoriete site	tboek.nl…

Lid sinds	22 januari 2006 13:55
Status	inactief
Laatst hier	17 juni 2009 08:32
Laatste aanpassing	woensdag 17 juni 2009 om 08:32

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Haaajj gast!

Net geslaagd!!!

Gym gedaan nog wel

Mn hobby: hockeyen!!! en natuurlijk; lkkr kletsen; lkkr gek doen; winkelen; muziek luistere! Verder kijk ik graag films en lezen vinnik ook wel leuk

Owjah en khou ook van gedichtjes, je kunt mooie lezen op mn PF!

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Dat ben ikke duss

Death be not proud - John Donne

Life is an old man carrying flowers on his head - ee cummings

It is at moments after i have dreamed - ee cummings

William Blake - The Tiger

W.H. Auden - Funeral Blues

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[i35 fun things to do whilst driving![/i]]

1. Have a friend ride in the back seat. Gagged.

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang.

3. Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling.

4. Two words: Chicken suit.

5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.

6. Pay the toll for the car behind you. Watch in rearview mirror as toll collector tries to explain to next driver.

7. Laugh. Laugh a lot. A whooooole lot.

8. Stop at the green lights.

9. Go at the red ones.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

11. Eat food that requires silverware.

12. Put your arms down the legs of an extra pair of trousers, put sneakers on your hands, and lean the seat back as you drive.

13. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, suddenly lock your doors.

14. Honk frequently without motivation.

15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an offended and angry look as if they gave you an obscene gesture.

16. At stop lights, ask people if they have any Grey Poupon.

17. Let pedestrians know who's boss.

18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

19. Restart your car at every stop light.

20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rearview mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.

21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.

22. Keep at least five cats in the car.

23. Squeegee your windshield at every stop.

24. If a firetruck comes up behind you, pull over, get on the roof of your car, and do a cheer for them as they pass!

25. Compliment other drivers on their skill and finesse.

26. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

27. Stop and collect roadkill.

28. Stop and pray for roadkill.

29. Stop and cook roadkill. (If in Tennessee.)

30. Throw Spam. Tape signs on windows protesting email abuse.

31. Get in the fast lane and gradually... slow... down... to... a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.

32. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit. 3

33. Drive off an exit ramp, ask for directions to the town you're in. When they tell you you're there, look confused, glance at your map, laugh, and exclaim, "Oh! Wrong state!"

34. Sing without having the radio on.

35. At stop lights, run out of your car, place pylons around you, then gather them back up as the light changes and drive off...
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Rome!!!Rome!!!Rome!!!Rome!!!Rome!!!Rome!!!Rome!!!

Percy Bysshe Shelley - Love's Philosophy

Edgar Allan Poe - A dream within a dream

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Lieff hondje, Tonja!

Eating Poetry - Mark Strand

The Road not taken - Robert Frost

One art - Elizabeth Bishop

Der Panther - Rainer Maria Rilke

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[i30 fun things to do in an elevator![/i]]

1. Tell the other passenger about the time the elevator got stuck when you were on it and it took 4 hours to get you out.

2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

3. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

4. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

5. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

6. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

7. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

8. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

9. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

10. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

11. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

12. When at least eight people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, [gurgle and cough]....motion sickness!"

13. Meow occasionally.

14. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

15. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

16. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

17. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

18. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

19. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

20. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"

21. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

22. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

23. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

24. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

25. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

27. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

28. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

29. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

30. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
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William Blake - The Garden of Love