American people here?

Yeah now i am a wannabe american for a while.. Where are the fuck'n americans hehe

haha wanna be american, hehe awww lady your too funny at times

Hey i live like a american haha.. I Going everyday to the restaurant.. eating allot of pizza's.. My best friend is the microwave.. so i am good in being a american haha

your gonna get fat lol

hahaha lol

Nooo cause im not lazy.. allot of american people dont work haha.. and i working 6 days in a week and 12 hours on a day haha and i drink diet pepsi haha

awwwwwwwww well arnt you special hehe, your not lazy, you have a cute butt and your a workcaholic hehe

Im not a workoholic.. and i am not lazy and my butt is awesome i know that haha

Liessssssss i know for a fact you are lol, and no you are not lazy and yes your ass is awesome *drools*

Oh.. and can you proof that?

Yes, our Msn conversation historys and that pic of your butt that is on your site or was on your site

Haha.. there was never one on my website

oh well i got one form you then

i forget


either way hun you have a nice ass

Hahaha okay other thingie enough over my ass hahahaha...

How was youre day

it was alright i guess.

how did yours go?

Haha not so well i have not my lucky day

oh well thats not good, did u find a real peice of a girl scout in your girl scout cookies?

Uitspraak van terrorsmurfin op dinsdag 10 mei 2005 om 03:53:

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i have not my lucky day

how about your ass ?

My ass is awesome

and real big

You dont have any clue where you talking about

Uitspraak van terrorsmurfin op dinsdag 10 mei 2005 om 04:05:

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You dont have any clue where you talking about

cause it's that big

No I don't hehe...let me take a look at your pictures

I dont have pictures hahahahaha

HAHHHAHAHAHA

see this why you should have some hun

so you can shut people up and show them that awesome ass of yours

Uitspraak van AmunRa op dinsdag 10 mei 2005 om 04:10:

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see this why you should have some hun

so you can shut people up and show them that awesome ass of yours

the last time she showed me her ass my glasses broke...

Haha you dont have a glasses

hsahaha

Not anymore he doesn't grinz

I made this picture after i sucked her titties

Youre so mean



The proof

I like this ass more

NOOO fucking liesssssss haha you guys maked it losssssssss!

Uitspraak van terrorsmurfin op dinsdag 10 mei 2005 om 04:17:

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maked it losssssssss!

what ? your titties ?

we had made your titties loss ?

is that what you're sayin' ?

Nooooooooo

Warning for girls dont dress like that its dangerous haha

Whahaha

If you wearing closes like this.. they making youre closes los

You have to protect me richard

alright, but onl;y because your awesome

hehe

well... this conforsation.. is about.......my .......ass .... the whole time lets talk about.............something else

lets talk about how fat i am

Hahahah

speaking of which i have lost 20 pounds since i moved out

omg thats allot haha give me some maybe i getting allitle fatter

lol i still have more, you can have some of that then ill feed you some meat

I am a vegatarian hahaha

liessssssssss

Argh fuck you

Ok

now thats just mean

mMmMMmMmMmMm

Ey..i posting here to much

amerika zuigt

I posted 12006 message in forum haha

you suck!

no i only get sucked!

i lick

Mmmm with a bag over youre head or are she going under a blanket.. so she dont have to see youre head

you promised you wouldnt tell anyone

i hate you

she only needs too tast my cock! it's like a cuppa chup

fild whith vitamins and good fore your theeth!

thats just lame dude, be more original

skrew you dude!

I am LAM

yeah ok

US people prefer to play war games insted of being on a party site

Wtd is that for anwher? Thats crap

welcome to partyflock haha

o yeah its only crap op pf i forgot thanxx for remind me

god woman and you say i have a fucking ego

Let's get back to your ass again...

In the year 1998 till 2000 I was living in America in the state Virginia with my dad......

wow!

Fuck it i dont wanna talk.. or hear something about my ass hahaha

Well I must say smurf, you have one fine looking ass

You don't have to talk about your ass... we'll do that for you

damn i need to eat more pizza

pizza???? That's not good for your ...

it is if you put it in a blender first

true, but pizza is good for you well the pizza i make is


and yes back to smurfs ass

i love her ass

lol

your going to kill me arnt you smurf sweetie

iloveyou hehe COME VISIT ME DAMNIT

time to go sleep haha

Wake your ass up smurf, i need to bitch and complane on MSN to you


Im shitty fucking mood

Whahaah...wrong leg?

Try smacking your head against the wall .

i'm american. would rather be in the netherlands, though.

bbbbbut they got such nice "crazy li'l women" in your city! (according to the song)

didn't you get one?

haha. yea, definitely a few of those here. i've never heard that song though?

it's like this (I thought it was a classic?)



it's a bit like the Blues Brothers' "Sweet Home Chicago"

ahh, i've never really listened to jazz

I only listen to hard 2 da core haha

W00t finaly i am finisht with working.. 7:14 1 hour to long haha but i founded a horse in the field with a puncture realy disgusting so its his mistake that im to late finisht and im not finisht cause i need to braid someone's hair who wanna help me out haha.. And i have hungry.. my peperoni pizza is not finisht yet.. and i have no day off.. and i need bacardi coke.. and and i wanna party.. and i wanna get more money. and and enough complanes haha so what are you complanes for today richard

Eat eat eat...that's the only thing you think of
No wonder... (kidding)

I'm born in L.A. ... moved to the netherlands when I was 8...


so i'm definitely more dutch than american

*gets in her car and brings Terrorsmurfin some baco*

I'm american, and I live just a couple of towns down from where you're at...but you probably knew that.

Mmm chicago hehe

Yeah thats a few hours driving just highway 41 hehe and then uhm i cant remember

Just follow Fox River up north

Hehe yep

Country roadssss take me home to the place i am belong i wanna go home I wanna go home i wanna go home blahblah haha

Awwww.... poor Smurfy is homesick

Smurfy sweetie

Remember Smoke a Joint Turn On some Core, and Go To Bed when you get home

haha No.. The first thing i gonna do when im home is.. I going to my horse.. then i sleeping My plane land in the morning.. so if im finisht with sleeping is it like uhm 8 a clock.. time to get ready for a party I going to the coffeeshop and get some weed.. then i going to the store and get some bacardi.. and then its time to pick up some friends.. and then.. we gonna drink and smoke and then.. partytime

take some advice from me when jou get home buy a drink go and have a party and leave the drugs alone!!!!!!!!!

Yep...smoking joints will make you hungry for pizza .

Drugs are bad..mmkee

haha i didnt smoke joints the last couple months hehe

thats becasue you cant go to a cafe and buy the stuff there

Hehe.. Well i dont miss it

LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Excuse me

you miss it and you know it

ADMITT IT !!!!!!!

I miss the smell

hehe

and and and.. i dont miss it

yeah ok whatever hun, you know the second your back home your gonna smoke it

I dont gonna smoke haha

alright fine, but you still love me right??

whats love

that thing you know where we dont hate each other

go smoke some!!!
me too

Eat pizza!

ummm...I'm still here? And I'm not in Chicago proper. I'm actually in Aurora.

Yes, you're still here

I mean, there

I cant eat pizza yesterday i wented to the dentist and they removed my molar so i can eat only soft food like smoothies and stuff thats nice haha Only it hurtssssssss

See if you can get some Little Debbie's Oatmeal Creme Pies or Little Debbie's Swiss Rolls... they're nice and soft too and I always buy tons of them when in the US

Cool i gonna find them

the cream pies rule, not a fan of the swiss roll

im not a fan of sweet shit

Jeroen also liked cheeze whiz on potato bread. Actually, a good grilled cheese sandwich would suit you well. If you want to find some good, real-dutch gouda (if you're homesick), go to Trader Joe's off of Randall Road. I think it's in Batavia. Their prices aren't bad either. If you're wanting something American, scrambled eggs or biscuits and gravy would be just right.

Also, when Jeroen had all of his dental work done, he fell in love with Combo's Pizza-flavoured pretzel snacks. I think he just let them melt in his mouth instead of trying to chew them.

Uitspraak van KellyLynn op zondag 22 mei 2005 om 02:28:

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real-dutch gouda

hehehe

well, that's what they call it (pronounced "GOO-dah")

even so, you have to be very careful when you buy it... quite often the label will state "Made in Holland, WI" which means it isn't from the Netherlands at all, but from Holland in Wisconsin 🇺🇸

oh, and I just received mail from the Mars Food Company who makes those Combos... they won't be for sale in the Netherlands for the forseeable future

Haha holland is close by de pere i just came back from holland cause i wanted to see it haha.. I didnt find dutch cheese at all But i have some dutch cheese cause my mommy sended it haha how sweet.. And gouda cheese thats the best haha,


And i can eat pasta's and stuff so thats better and i eat the whole day banana's and icecream and going to the mc donald for milkshakes..Its going much better now.. but if I eat hard stuff and its coming in the wound its gonna bleed again and i dont wanna have that haha.

I wented also to legends today And eated delicious ommelets hehe and applepie and eggrollssss hehe thats allitle soft too

Oyeah over 2 weeks i going home!

can i come with u hun, theres nothing for me here now

wow your also DJ keep the good work up! Girl!

Uitspraak van terrorsmurfin op zaterdag 21 mei 2005 om 14:51:

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I cant eat pizza yesterday i wented to the dentist and they removed my molar so i can eat only soft food like smoothies and stuff thats nice haha Only it hurtssssssss

Put your pizza in a mixer hehe!

Or take a milkshake!

My cousin was here for a week...he's from Toronto.

He was asking for choco havers hahaha...so we asked him...wtf do you want that for??? Are you going to make havermout??? LOL

He's learning Dutch.
What he meant was HAGELSLAG on his bread!

maar waarom een speciaal engels forum

So we can participate too?

p.s. yum @ hagelslag (although I think the chocolate flavour looks like mouse poop)

*LOL* well he liked it anyway

Im back in holland

Awwwww well, you're going to miss a 36-degree day here tomorrow, so don't be too sad. I'm sure you'll be able to come back eventually, too.

yea it was about 36 here today, too. -yuck-

You're Kansas City, right? I've heard the weather right now is awful out there in the middle of the plains.

Uitspraak van terrorsmurfin op donderdag 23 juni 2005 om 10:51:

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Im back in holland

33 degrees (91.4 fahrenheit) and still complaining

bleah. My friends at work think i'm so deprived because I don't have an air conditioner. Even people on welfare have air conditioning, they tell me. Sometimes I think it would be nice to get a window unit, but then I think of how expensive they are, and how much energy they use, and I don't.

I don't need to be *that* pampered...

haha its 30 degrees in holland but i miss usa allot. I realy had so great time over there.. I going next year to California i guess.. So omg im yalours singlemom shall we switch lol you can eat everyday hagelslag then lol

California is beautiful, but it's even more expensive than it is here. I'm sure you'll love the pacific ocean, though.