Useful one-liners for Dutch Parties

To be honest, I stole this idea from verwijderd (and a bit form PerfectBlood)

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If you are on vacation in Holland, and if you want to visit one of our nice parties, you will need some usefull Dutch sentences to make it easier for you and the person you are speaking to!

Everybody, post something here, and learn our friends from outside the borders some of our language!!!

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Can I have a beer please? - Mag ik een biertje?
There are also some other variations you can use when you order a drink, like; "one beer (een biertje)" or "give me beer (geef me bier)" or just "beer (bier)"

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** EDITOR'S NOTE: PRONOUNCIATION **

For a reasonable facsimile of the correct pronounciation of all those terrible Dutch sounds, here's a web page to help you out (it even has MP3s with examples)!

http://www.stanford.edu/~sipma/dupron.html

Uitspraak van Andreas op Acid op vrijdag 2 december 2005 om 16:25:

I just checked your profile MaRinA and I saw your also dutch

I'm not dutch gurl(but I'm not and swiss) haha I lived at Switzerland 3 years...and in Holland coming to live 2 months ago

so,still I need to learn a lot of "tje"

unfortunately, many of the "je/tje" words are a bit irregular

sometimes it's easy:

- muis (mouse) > muisje
- hond (dog) > hondje
- patat (fries) > patatje

- haan (rooster) > haantje
- trein (train) > treintje
- deur (door) > deurtje
- Jeroen 🇲🇪 > Jeroentje

sometimes you just have to know

- raam (window) > raampje
- kam (comb) > kammetje
- Marina (Marina) > Marina'tje OR Marinaatje
- Stuiterwal (Bouncewall) > Stuiterwalletje

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Uitspraak van verwijderd op zondag 4 december 2005 om 10:41:

Marinaatje
&
Stuiterwalletje

hahaha, very happy picture(tje)

Uitspraak van verwijderd op zondag 4 december 2005 om 10:41:

Marinaatje
&
Stuiterwalletje

heeey a friend of you has the same name
I never see someone with the same name as me

three pills for 10 euro? is that cheap or what?

Depends.

Are they any good?

dark: why is my msg been deleted?

Mock english

(see the "Rules, Bans, etc" thread)

BRILLIANT!!!!!!

Lets try em out shall we

Sorry,voor mijn slechte Nederlands,ik bin Engels!! Sprekt uw Engels?

Uitspraak van voortschrijdend gemiddelde op dinsdag 20 september 2005 om 18:34:

English: Where can I find the lost & found?
Dutch: Heb jij mijn pillen gezien?

hhmmmmm i think this would get me in trouble

Uitspraak van Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic op vrijdag 23 december 2005 om 17:12:

three pills for 10 euro? is that cheap or what?

they're $20-25 each here in the US

Uitspraak van verwijderd op vrijdag 24 februari 2006 om 01:42:

they're $20-25 each here in the US

damn



thankgod I live in Holland

OT: 'ik moet kotsen' is a good sentence (?) if you want to make everybody around you run away from you (just for a while)

i've lost my kluts, could you help me find it

ik ben de kluts kwijt, kun je meehelpen zoeken?

you can get pills for £2 in the UK but pills in the UK are really poor quality right now we eat mdma powder instead

how do i ask for pills in dutch?

lik mn bruine anjer

and now serious:

heb je pillen?

coke?