alles · English Only (the prequel)

Onderwerp is gesloten!

Dit gebeurt meestal omdat een of meerdere personen het beleid hebben overtreden.
Het kan natuurlijk ook zijn dat er al een actieve discussie over hetzelfde onderwerp was.
Dit soort situaties zijn te voorkomen door op de hoogte te blijven van het beleid.

donateur

Lately, I'm really getting swamped again with questions from people who know just enough Dutch to get hopelessly lost in one subsection or another

Since we don't have an English forum/subforum (yet

), here's a Special Topic for the Non-Dutch, where they can ask their Deep and Meaningful Questions like "How do I put an image in my Eigen Tekst Aanpassen?", "What's a Waarschuwing?" and "Can I have some tea please?"

Please, English only and no chatting... as soon as we've explained how to start a topic, you can do it there, okay?

peace,
DSW (main manager / head honcho / dude in charge Partyflock Forum)

laatste aanpassing 12 juni 2005 04:47

donateur

Is there also an English policy?

donateur

main manager Partyflock Forum

Lol main manager PF

still drunk of fridaynight

well, that's what it's called...
"Chief moderator" sounds so... ermmm... *tribal* - DSW

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 08:37 door een beheerder

donateur

Fair enough mate

donateur

Gee, this topic already has 10 times as many removed posts than it has serious questions

Everybody grow up NOW please! (I mean that!)

There's no English policy yet... just try to behave

can I be the englisch cop

donateur

No but you can be a cunt

or is that harsh to say

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 08:37

why does it smell so bad here ...

donateur

Maybe we could use this as an example of "Things you'd possibly can get banned for"?

I just asked to be the cop

donateur

Sorry

behave yourself peeps

cops are bad mmmmmmmkay

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 08:40

donateur

VageJetje can be my deputy if she wants to

and yes, please behave mr. Snacky... this topic is "to help the confused", not to confuse them any further

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 08:42

donateur

That only because you are to lazy to go the donutshop and get some donuts and coffee

can I ban people than ???

some donuts and coffee

that's your job now

donateur

Well, somebody has to handle the serious stuff, meaning *I* can't get out

donateur

that's your job now

Fock that

I hate coffee won't get any for you 2

donateur

So when is our first non dutch person around here

donateur

btw... I just issued the first demerit so now we ALL have to behave, okay?

fock that?!?!?! ...

I am the LAW

...

cofffee !!!! milk & sugar ... NOW

please set an example... preferably a GOOD one? - DSW

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 08:47 door een beheerder

donateur

I gave a link to this topic to some who would possibly need some help in the not-too-distant future... I'm sure they'll turn up sooner or later

than I could be nice .... perhaps

donateur

Maybe give this link to some aussies who would know some info about the dutch dance scene

donateur

Good thinking. I'm sure there are quite a few.

(I even made them a nice welcoming graphic ...see?)

[img width=390 height=480]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SAAaA10W5D!yZuF1Rybk!Q!c0SV!vhXXtMWkx6sSG3RjpCtpiCZlWpVENeMCMMl3mKXWcY6tz!ToWH69*0Uah4ZqgYoywhWq82vqBvpseewqAAAAynKOAg/pelican1.jpg?dc=4675445426634086946[/img]

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 08:56

The Dutch dance scene?
What's Dutch? Do you Dutch?

You bloody bastards

donateur

I think they feel welcome around here

thank you very badmuch

Morning by the way

donateur

Good morning y'all

donateur

Do you Dutch?

Dubble Dutch?

donateur

Maybe it would be nice to create an English template for PF

that one's still in a very early talking-only stage - DSW

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 09:26 door een beheerder

donateur

and another special welcoming graphic for all you Americans out there to make you feel RIGHT at home!

[img width=313 height=232]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SgAdA34XP4!ZVb1DTlF5vrhNyWOi389!gCrqKqR3Ga4P2*eVaHIjB*ftqlnRag404mCpj95uJaGFze2KQdMsrDTg9bnpjshs8lHXgOkKW2pdg7JbsGv9nA/churchsign.jpg?dc=4675449681373546885[/img]

donateur

Well, if I was an American...I would think this is home

donateur

"Where everybody knows your name"... tralalala

donateur

For as far as I can see now, nobody cam up with a serious matter. Maybe time to ask yourself if this topic is worth the efforts you have to put in (e.g. removing posts etc.. etc..)

By the way this is Qar her pet isn't it?
[img width=390 height=480]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SAAaA10W5D!yZuF1Rybk!Q!c0SV!vhXXtMWkx6sSG3RjpCtpiCZlWpVENeMCMMl3mKXWcY6tz!ToWH69*0Uah4ZqgYoywhWq82vqBvpseewqAAAAynKOAg/pelican1.jpg?dc=4675445426634086946[/img]

donateur

Perhaps, perhaps...

And *do* give non-English people a chance to find this topic, will you? (It might even be an experiment for something... errr... larger

)

Maybe time to ask yourself if this topic is worth the efforts you have to put in

It's just 2 hours old... besides, "no bullshitting" is "no bullshitting", no matter in which topic it's done.

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 09:36

donateur

"no bullshitting" is "no bullshitting", no matter which topic it's in

Even when it's posted in "Onzin & Humor" ??

and something larger??? Are you willing to reveal a bit?

donateur

and something larger??? Are you willing to reveal a bit?

I'm curious

donateur

Okay, you can take your bulls to "Onzin en Humor" for a pooing stroll.

And I think it stands to reason that Partyflock, with the present growth rate, should get an English subsection one day, wouldn't you agree?

More and more non-Dutch people *are* becoming members here (and are getting udderly confused sometimes)... if they see something called "English Only", I'm sure they'd check that one out first

(even if it's still only one measly single topic)

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 09:42

donateur

(It might even be an experiment for something... errr... larger

)

English template

donateur

Mind you, I said "might", not "will" (it's just a personal brain child, like the "Dieren" subforum

)

Sure, I'll just go ahead and make myself clear

donateur

Clear is good.

donateur

DSW (main manager / chief honcho / dude in charge Partyflock Forum)

(it's just a personal brain child, like the "Dieren" subforum

)

Isn't that obvious ?

donateur

i don't see english people yet

How can we help if there are no questions

More and more non-Dutch people *are* becoming members here

and the people that cannot speak dutch but, a strange kind of bullshit like fawaka and spang?

donateur

@ Perfect Blood:

Tust me, they'll be here (think "time zones")

And of course you can look around to see if you can find some strays? and drop subtle hints?

@ Boertje J:

Those can start their own sites, as far as I'm concerned

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 10:07

okay, it was just a question

donateur

We have a rule here: Only comprehensible Dutch & English. And if they won't adhere to that... well, then they'd better take their business elsewhere, right?

yeah

like tmf.nl or something

donateur

or www.loi.nl

or www.inburgering.nl

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 10:17

donateur

Tust me

donateur

Now here is what I would call a usefull topic!

donateur

What a coincidence... so did I!

Anymoo, welcome!

donateur

I guess this comes in handy:
http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/trurl_pagecontent?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.partyflock.nl&lp=nl_en

A translated Partyflock, there are a few problems; you can't log in and the pictures (not the photos) are inaccessable..

But it's still usefull..

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 13:33

Goodday mates

I'm working for an American company.
I'm e-mailing and calling in English

donateur

Nice topic

donateur

I speak english very well,
not so snel, maar dat kumt nog wel!

Hello i am from Australia.. i need help.

How do i post a reply to a topic in the forums?? How do i place a message in a forum??

Please help me as i cannot use the forums

(permanent verbannen)

You can't!

donateur

English template

That's still miles away from implementation I'm afraid, as Partyflock currently doesn't use templates. I've suggested the development of a template based website engine, but due to lack of money and time, I don't think it will be realised any time soon...

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 15:25

dan wil ik er ook een voor de duitsers onder ons

Strictly English in this topic please. And no topics (or forums) in German since it isn't one of the accepted languages here - DSW

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 16:01 door een beheerder

donateur

Germans are able to write english (most of them) but english people can write german (same for most dutch people)

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 15:28

Australians can also write english

donateur

ijkt gvd wel of we ons schamen dat we nederlands praten

ik ken eigenlijk niet een engelstalig forum waar nederlands wordt gesproken....

There's nothing wrong with making your site multilingual and thus more accessible. Or can you really be bothered with 1 English topic among 342087432 Dutch topics?

342087432 Dutch topics?

donateur

More or less..

By the way this is Qar her pet isn't it?

No Vetnek, I brought another pet home from Oz:

[img width=200 height=306]http://www.thecomedychannel.com.au/whatsOn/comedianImages/Chris%20Franklin.jpg[/img]

[img width=200 height=306]http://www.thecomedychannel.com.au/whatsOn/comedianImages/Chris%20Franklin.jpg[/img]

my bloke and he loves his Sheila

whahaha

wat een mongool

Strictly English here please - DSW

translation:

whahaha :P

what a moron :)

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 15:59 door een beheerder

That's verry dificult

My English is verry bad so.. Goodbye

@ Cataclysm: but he's a stereotypical Ozzie bloke

thank god there are better looking men

haha

mmmmmmmmmmm.........vb........where is the xxxx

donateur

mmmmm would even be nicer to have a twoheys new

And these are my sheilas from australia

[img width=640 height=480 cacheid=001303a6000de8c12106f0611a00b350a3]http://www.gris.nl/downunder/upload/Fosters%20ladies%20team.jpg[/img]

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 16:48

donateur

Well, if *that* doesn't drag people in, I wouldn't know what *would*

Hello people,

About what are ya'll talking?

donateur

About blokes and good looking sheilas

donateur

2 DSW: maybe this would drag people in

Proudly sponserd by Australia

[img width=640 height=480]http://www.gris.nl/downunder/upload/Ab11.jpg[/img]

oke.. so only for guy's and bi- sexuals ?

donateur

No, we're just killing time until the people for whom this topic is intended will have found it

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 17:52

ohw oke.... well, than i will be leaving now because i am not one of them.

donateur

the shock

I was hoping you were english

vb........where is the xxxx

VB...Violent Beer....for the true Ozzie male

And I'd like a Sparkling Ale please

And no, I will not post personal pictures of my adventures

I shall keep the view of a bus full of naked sheilas for my own recollection

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 17:50

donateur

bytheway Qar... is there a way you can check how many members we have in the UK / US / OZ ?

I *did* notice we have 6 members in the Chicago area, 48 from New York, 10 members from Melbourne and 41 members from London, but howabout elsewhere?

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 18:05

donateur

Some are from switzerland, germany dunno how many from Australia atleast one

our Cataclysm

donateur

*knows cuz has already shown a Swiss girl around*

Swiss

Maybe she was on our p0rn bus

But let's see....the following countries are represented:
Australia
Belgium
Bosnia
Brazil
Canada
Chili
Denmark
Germany
Finland
France
Greece
Hawaii (

who added this 'country' pffff

)
Hungary
Ibiza (

This is SPain dickheads

)
Ireland
Iceland
Israel
Italy
Japan
Luxembourg
Malta
Monaco
Netherlands
Netherlands Antilles
Norway
Austria
Poland
Portugal
Roemenia
Russia
Servia
Singapore
Slovenia
Slovakia
Spain
Czech Republic
UK
UAE
US
South Africa
Sweden
Switzerland

But this is from artist database as well as the member db....so hard to tell exactly

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 18:11

donateur

I did a quickie on the source code of the "Cities" section... (country names are in Dutch... sorry)

Bosnië Bugojno Canada Abbotsford Fredericton Toronto Denemarken Kopenhagen Roskilde Duitsland Aachen Ahlen Bad Bentheim Berlijn Bingen Bochum Bonn Bork Borken Bremerhaven Burgschwalbach Castrop-Rauxel Chemnitz Dinslaken Dortmund Duisburg Düsseldorf Elten Emlichheim Emmerich Essen Frankfurt Friesoythe Gelsenkirchen Georgsmarienhütte Greven Gronau Haltern Hamburg Hanau Hannover Hattingen Heinsberg Herford Herne Ibbenbüren Issum Kastellaun Keulen Kleve Koblenz Laar Lahr Lingen Mannheim Marl Mecklenburg Medebach Melstrup Meppen Müllheim Münster Mönchengladbach Nordhorn Nortrup Oberhausen Obertshausen Osnabruck Palenberg Papenburg Rendsburg Saalburg Saarbrücken Schüttorf Selm Sierksrade Stuttgart Tarmow Trier Türkheim Uelsen Voerde Vreden Waltrop Weeze Werl Wesel Wettringen Wielen Wuppertal Wurselen Zerbst Finland Kerava Frankrijk Amiens Lille Nancy Parijs Griekenland Chersonissos Hawaii Honolulu Hongarije Pecs Ierland Dublin Italië Bologna Bolzano Monza Peschiera Del Garda Ravenna Rimini Rome Turin Japan Kyoto Osaka Tokyo Luxemburg Mertzig Monaco Monaco Nederlandse Antillen Oranjestad Philipsburg Savaneta Willemstad Noorwegen Oslo Trondheim Oostenrijk Linz Wenen Polen Katowice Roemenië Cluj Napoca Spanje Barcelona Benidorm Fraga Girona Ibiza Lloret de Mar Mallorca Verenigd Koninkrijk Birmingham Camber Sands Cardiff Compton Glasgow Hampshire Londen Manchester Milford Haven Sheffield Speke Stratford upon Avon Trowbridge Warwickshire Verenigde Arabische Emiraten Abu Dhabi Verenigde Staten Beaver Creek Boston Chicago Dallas Exeter Jacksonville Kansas City Miami New York Pensacola Washington DC Zuid Afrika George Zweden Stockholm Zwitserland Aarau Basel Biel Geneve Lausanne Zürich

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 18:26

SO...that's the same list as I posted earlier

donateur

Yes, but I've got the cities too

(and apparently, we have DJ's from countries where we don't have members yet... who's doing the PR in here??)

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 18:26

donateur

That is a lot of places in the world

Partyflock goes foreign

donateur

ain't it the truth!

(hey, maybe this list will scare away some foreigner-haters too!

)

donateur

I'm forigner

(who would have guest)

donateur

I am not but i feel like one once in a while.

Finally a topic where I can use my 'Big book of being Rude'!

just kidding!!

donateur

For starters, here's a list of all things you can find in the menu!

· Berichten - private messages

· Notitie - personal notepad (only you can read/edit it!)

· Uitloggen - log off

· Overzicht - home page (lit. "overview"/index)

· Nieuws - news

· Agenda - party agenda

· Lokaties - locations (places to go)

· Artiesten - artists (NOT: art-tits)

· Leden - members

· Steden - cities

· Organisaties - party organizers

· Foto's · C - pictures + recent comments

· Recensies - CD reviews

· Polls - polls (no, really!)

· Acties - where you can win stuff

· Forum - forum (this place)

· Chat - chat

· Verslagen - party reviews by members

· Meetings - meetings (on parties)

· Competitie - where you can win stuff too

· Crew - moderators, photographers, etc etc

· Donaties - fools who parted with their money on our behalf

· Beleid - policy

· Stats - stats

· Help - moo!

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 20:21

donateur

DSW that is very clear now for the foreign members. Well done

donateur

I used to translate help pages for MSN back & forth so things like these come quite easily

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 18:55

whazzz uppppp

donateur

Nice work!

donateur

I even snuck in a reference to verwijderd, didya notice?

donateur

Hallo mag ik ook nederlands praten?

Whehe no sorry

Funny topic

i'm not that good in English.. I can say it but write is difficult

donateur

That's no problem... I'm well-versed in various types of Definitely Warped English

donateur

aha ok.. You can translate for me

if people don't understand what i am saying

Maybe they don't even want to whahah

ok so can you translate this for me.

kus me bibs

lekker ding van me

I wouldn't know how to spell that in English

donateur

Ray & Aukje
was it love at first face

'Kiss my arse, gorgeous thing'

Loosely translated....

donateur

Sight. Not "face".

and I would go for "fanny"/"hiney" instead of "arse" since he said "bibs" instead of "kont" (<< ruder version)

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 19:11

You're right...but I love the Irish accent and hearing an Irish person say 'Arse' is wicked

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 19:12

donateur

DSW
that's how the said it some while ago on dutch tv

I love translations

like the clock ticks at home, it ticks no-where

arsecrack

(_Y_)

That's very kind of you Darkskywise

donateur

Ray & Aukje
was it love at first face

Not really love at first face

But there was "shomething" between us, from the beginning

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 19:15

It seems that DSW has more in his hat then only Techno

Smie too is working for a US companie one of the biggest in the world

over 40.000 people joy joy

donateur

I still have full admin rights at the MSN Groups Help site (in case of emergencies) but (just like here) we're all volunteers over there

here's one of my (ahem) "accomplishments":
http://groups.msn.com/CommunityFeedback/hggrouppoints.msnw

(you might even recognize the li'l red flashing light from my "members bingo" game!)

laatste aanpassing 28 april 2005 19:24

donateur

· Organisaties - party organizers

Notice the US English spelling here...

donateur

it *was* the US MSN Groups Help site where I originally came from... force of hobbit, methinks

donateur

but I love the Irish accent and hearing an Irish person say 'Arse' is wicked

I know what you mean

it's funny as fuck

Malaga? Malaga No Good!!! Barcelona !!!!

donateur

Did we find any English only people yet?

donateur

Does a dutchie in melbourne counts?? (catalysm)

who let the dogs out?????????

donateur

I thought you always took yourself out for a walk...

thats not funny.

i lost my doy and i want to know who let him out

donateur

I'm so very sorry

can I help???

donateur

yo...cry baby!!!!

Snacky.. where did you find all that talent..?

I am still trying to pick myself off the floor

grid girls

laatste aanpassing 29 april 2005 01:19

donateur

Woef Woef Woef Who let the dogs Out

I cant speak english bye

stupid langueage

donateur

well at least you tried...

donateur

Yes is already now that buy me self

good he

donateur

That isn't proper English

donateur

you know what he means...right???

donateur

Oh you agan everywhere where i am there are you also Go facking away you bitch

donateur

oh you again everywhere I am there is also you.... go fucking away you bitch....
I'm not impressed

...sorry

laatste aanpassing 29 april 2005 02:27

donateur

i didend talk to you to that Methylone Promotion Team he is follow me everywhere

its facking scared

donateur

thx I was a little bit sat after all the things you said

donateur

dont cry little baby

donateur

i am also a baby so i am going to sleep

BYE BYE

donateur

sweet dreams

Did we find any English only people yet?

I am English!

Well, half-English to be precise.

Just out of curiousity,did a 'real foreigner' find this topic yet?

laatste aanpassing 29 april 2005 11:17

donateur

not that I know of...

oh my!

could i have some tea please?

Well certainly my dear!
But only with milk.

donateur

Did we find any English only people yet?

Here i am !!

But only with milk.

how rude

i'd like my tea black, no suger, no milk, thank you kindly

laatste aanpassing 29 april 2005 13:47

Naam: Bianca
Woonplaats: Hoogwoud (Noord-Holland)

You are a liar!

donateur

Shut up! I'm english.. but i'm living in Holland.
Got an English pasport

how rude i'd like my tea black, no suger, no milk, thank you kindly

Real English tea tastes really bitter if you drink it black.
But it's Friday, so I won't argue with you.

donateur

Are there English party people here?

Names, please!

Shut up! I'm english.. but i'm living in Holland.
Got an English pasport

Ah, that's possible, but Bianca is not really an English name?Or is only one of your parents English?

Real English tea tastes really bitter if you drink it black.
But it's Friday, so I won't argue with you

who said i wanted a cup of real english tea? just give me the freakin' tea goddamnit!

laatste aanpassing 29 april 2005 13:51

donateur

Ah, that's possible, but Bianca is not really an English name?Or is only one of your parents English?

My mother is Dutch, Father is Irish and i'm from Southampton (gb)

Ah, now I get it

My father is English, but I have a Dutch passport.
Can you speak with an Irish accent?I think that sounds so cool

donateur

Hehe, yeah it sounds cool..
But i can't talk like that

Well, only a few words

how do you feel? plat op'n bek!

hi aj think thet here only maar Nederlandse piepel komen

laatste aanpassing 29 april 2005 16:40

donateur

hi aj think thet here only maar Nederlandse piepel komen

Haha

donateur

My mom is also Irish and my dad is Dutch!!!

I can speak Irish with an accent!!!!

Irish people are great bin there 7 times!!

Hello, iz zhere somebody?

It is I, Rie...

Hello....

It is me, Cubic!

why are all the dutch people speaking english?

by the weg, who let the dogs out

donateur

I thought you only lost 1 dog

what the fuck!

donateur

what's up?

de engelse

Did we find any English only people yet?

Present!

are you serious or what?

donateur

Spank the monkey!

aaaiiiihhhhttt!

donateur

who is awake???

nobody

donateur

Dat is veel.....

what did you just say? I don't understand you

donateur

he ain't heavy he's my bro

why are all the dutch people speaking english?

Cause this is a Enlish topic?

you're right about that!

donateur

Cause this is a Enlish topic?

pretty smart anwser

or is it answer

laatste aanpassing 1 mei 2005 14:59

burb

donateur

damn

whehe, good tasty chiliburgers from Mac donalds!

pretty smart anwser

I thought so.

An it's answer.....

donateur

I thought so too but thx!

So... anyone got something usefull to tell around here?
And i mean beside stupid meaningless conversations about how the weather is?

Nice weather isn't it

donateur

Yeah all the chicks are wearing short skirts and tight tops again, god i love warm springtime weather

We just had the magnificent idea to put an old bathtub in our Yard, an filled it up with water..

Only problem we have is: we don't fit with three people in there!

laatste aanpassing 1 mei 2005 18:16

donateur

it s little late for that...don't you think????
next think of something like that in the morning,please???
I'll join you

All of you who are English or at least non-Dutch PF members say "Aye!"

we'll have to get a bigger tub then..won't we?

four persons would be too much for the old thing i suppose.....

picture it with us sitting in the tub? when the thing breakes in two pieces en we all fall down into a stinky waterhole?

donateur

we'll have a blast!!!! that's for sure...maybe we can buy 2 tubes...1 for me and the other one for the 3 of you...deal???

donateur

Lol wtf are you going to do with a tube ? 0_0

donateur

sorry..so spell it for me..please

donateur

Uitspraak van Cubic op zondag 1 mei 2005 om 19:22:
▶
All of you who are English or at least non-Dutch PF members say "Aye!"

I'm from Saturn, does that count?

Anymoo, I'm still trying to drag some of them in... they *do* appreciate the effort but I think they're still a bit shy

donateur

The pussies

Whats up doc?

The weather today in Holland really sucks
When does the summer really comes??

On the verge of having its notebook division acquired by Lenovo, IBM cranks out the ThinkPad X41 featuring a 12.1" display and biometric security.Adding to its line-up of notebooks with built-in biometric security, IBM today unveiled the ThinkPad X41, the smallest-yet model to come with an integrated fingerprint reader. Likely to be the last laptop unveiled by the company prior to the acquisition of its notebook division by China-based Lenovo, the X41 ranks among the lightest ultraportables on the market with a weight of 2.7 punds.

Powering the X41 is a 1.5 GHz Intel Pentium M 758 processor coupled with from 256 MB to 1.5 GB of DDR2 RAM, as well as a selection of hard drives ranging through 20, 30, 40 and 60 GB drives running at 4200 RPM. An Intel Graphics Media Accelerator 900 chip powers the 12.1" TFT display with an XGA resolution of 1024 x 768 pixels, drawing up to 64 MB of memory from the main banks

laatste aanpassing 2 mei 2005 17:01

donateur

laatste aanpassing 2 mei 2005 18:03

I am scottish...................my dutch is 0.01%

Any chance of making an English version or at the very least get some kind of translator included!! hahaha

Cheers X

hmm scottish... sexy accents

Nothing beats the northern irish accents tho

donateur

Any chance of making an English version or at the very least get some kind of translator included!! hahaha

There's always a "chance"... but let's see first how many non-Dutch people will show up in *this* thread

donateur

How to post a picture on a forum???

donateur

Despite of my earlier thoughts about this topic it seems to get a small succes... (I'm not entirely convinced but there's a beginning)

How to post a picture on a forum???

To answer your question: [img ]then the URL and close with[/img ] (b.t.w. Remove the spaces between ] (I had to add one otherwise PF would think I'm trying to place picture

laatste aanpassing 3 mei 2005 10:06

donateur

Grand Smith On the verge of having its notebook division acquired by Lenovo, IBM cranks out the ThinkPad X41 featuring a 12.1" display and biometric security.Adding to its line-up of notebooks with built-in biometric security, IBM today unveiled the ThinkPad X41, the smallest-yet model to come with an integrated fingerprint reader. Likely to be the last laptop unveiled by the company prior to the acquisition of its notebook division by China-based Lenovo, the X41 ranks among the lightest ultraportables on the market with a weight of 2.7 punds.

Powering the X41 is a 1.5 GHz Intel Pentium M 758 processor coupled with from 256 MB to 1.5 GB of DDR2 RAM, as well as a selection of hard drives ranging through 20, 30, 40 and 60 GB drives running at 4200 RPM. An Intel Graphics Media Accelerator 900 chip powers the 12.1" TFT display with an XGA resolution of 1024 x 768 pixels, drawing up to 64 MB of memory from the main banks

Someone please congratulate this dude with his copy/paste skills!

donateur

To answer your question: [img ]then the URL and close with[/img ] (b.t.w. Remove the spaces between ] (I had to add one otherwise PF would think I'm trying to place picture

[img]http://url.of.your/image.jpg[/img]

hello "noubb" tag

btw, all the ubb codes that apply here are the same as any other ubb-forum, such as [b][/b], [url][/url] and [email][/email]

More information about UBB codes here. It is written in Dutch but with a little creativity you should have no problem deciphering it.

donateur

Thanks all!

donateur

thx for what?

hiya.................because am crap @ dutch I need confirmation that I have put this section in the right place!! haha

https://partyflock.nl/weblog/USERID/209185

Is that where it should go??? (also a sneaky way to plug the event dontcha think

!! heh

donateur

wow!!!

donateur

No it is not, that is your weblog (I'm sure you know what that is?)...

You need to go to "agenda" and click "toevoegen" (= add) to submit your party.

Several translations to help you fill it in:

Afgelast = canceled
Duur = duration
Uur = hour
uitverkocht = sold out
deur = door
voorverkoop = presale
gratis = free
leeftijd = age
opmerkingen = comments/notes/remarks

If you need more help you should contact agenda@partyflock.nl

cheers much matey X

I think this topic is going nowhere over.

donateur

I don't think ook zo joh

nothing wrong with this topic boys and girls

donateur

you really think there is NOTHING wrong with this topic????

laatste aanpassing 4 mei 2005 17:52

this forum r0x0rz!!! hehe

Wo ist das German topic?

what's the use of an english topic when there's no one that really speaks english?

donateur

I believe each and every one on this topic speaks english...but that's a little bit hard to do on pf that's why we write it here

just for fun

I'm from Saturn, does that count?

Hmmm... it does, me myself and I are from Pluto

"Aight!"

[edit]
I meant Uranus!

laatste aanpassing 5 mei 2005 09:58

donateur

I should more rate you as a person from Uranus

You're right mate, my mistake.

donateur

AND we have one from Manchester now!

No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?

donateur

wtf.. it's a wonderfull day

donateur

That's not a gun... he's just happy to see us

no no nooo, cut cut cut...
DSW your line is: "It's for protection"

then I say: "protection from what? Zee Germans?"

lol!

you pussy motherfuckers

Didn't knew there were people here on partyflock that couldn't type Dutch...
I'v known a few german people that were on the site sometimes but realy people that couldn't understand a word Dutch... don't know why they would even bother to come to the site.. everything is in Dutch anyway

I don't know what the subject is of the thread but i know one thing

"all your base are belong 2 us"

really?

yez

hmkay

donateur

Uitspraak van verwijderd op donderdag 5 mei 2005 om 10:05:
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AND we have one from Manchester now!

former Glaswegian over here

donateur

Huh?!?!? Iggi back on Flock?

Welcome back dude!

donateur

Uitspraak van verwijderd op donderdag 5 mei 2005 om 16:43:
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don't know why they would even bother to come to the site

Because we have the largest photo section and the mostest completestest party agenda?

Uitspraak van verwijderd op donderdag 5 mei 2005 om 17:16:
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Because we have the largest photo section and the mostest completestest party agenda?

we?? have you build partyflock?

donateur

No, but I helped keeping it up

donateur

exactly!

donateur

I just helped a Norway DJ on this site.

I gave him the URL of this topic. So ik hope he will find us to help him.

Maybe an idea, put an announcement about this topic on the news page to get the people's attention.

Uitspraak van Marja op donderdag 5 mei 2005 om 18:20:
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I just helped a Norway DJ on this site.

hehe! And here I am!

Thanks alot!

donateur

Very good

laatste aanpassing 5 mei 2005 18:24

btw...where can I find a explanation about all
the funtions on partyflock!

*confused*

Uitspraak van Marja op donderdag 5 mei 2005 om 18:24:
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Very goodlaatste aanpassing 5 mei 2005 18:24

DAMN you people are fast to reply

donateur

Uitspraak van verwijderd op donderdag 28 april 2005 om 18:42:
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For starters, here's a list of all things you can find in the menu!

· Berichten - private messages
· Notitie - personal notepad (only you can read/edit it!)
· Uitloggen - log off
· Overzicht - home page (lit. "overview"/index)
· Nieuws - news
· Agenda - party agenda
· Lokaties - locations (places to go)
· Artiesten - artists (NOT: art-tits)
· Leden - members
· Steden - cities
· Organisaties - party organizers

· Foto's · C - pictures + recent comments
· Recensies - CD reviews
· Polls - polls (no, really!)
· Acties - where you can win stuff

· Forum - forum (this place)
· Chat - chat
· Verslagen - party reviews by members
· Meetings - meetings (on parties)
· Competitie - where you can win stuff too

· Crew - moderators, photographers, etc etc
· Donaties - fools who parted with their money on our behalf
· Beleid - policy
· Stats - stats
· Help - moo!

Another thing....those options on other peoples sites.
How to write to em privat, guestbook (is there something like that?

) and how to make friends.

I just tryed out something on some I know..let`s hope it works!

donateur

DAMN you people are fast to reply

Well, we were in this ambush, waiting for unsuspecting travelers...

donateur

DSW My english is not that good to explain all this. Can you help him out?

donateur

In profiles:

Schrijf bericht - send a private message to this person

Maak vriendje - send a buddy request

Bevestig vriendschap - confirm the other person's buddy request

Negeer vrienschap - ignore the other person's buddy request

Verwijder vriendschap - break up :-(

Negeren - ignore

There are no guestbooks yet, you'll have to make do with private messages (or, as we call them here, "PB"s)

laatste aanpassing 5 mei 2005 18:57

donateur

@ Marja:

Am I quick or what?

Good thing I stayed away from the "negeren"

And Marja...I understand..thats the important part!

But I`ll be back laters! Im at work now!
Mr. Security Guard himself

donateur

Uitspraak van verwijderd op donderdag 5 mei 2005 om 18:34:
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Am I quick or what?

You are the best

donateur

Uitspraak van Petrochemical (ToXtoy) op donderdag 5 mei 2005 om 18:34:
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And Marja...I understand..thats the important part!

Thanks

donateur

Uitspraak van Petrochemical (ToXtoy) op donderdag 5 mei 2005 om 18:34:
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But I`ll be back laters! Im at work now!

See you later

donateur

is this only for the non-dutch or for everyone?

donateur

It's for everyone but it would be nice if you write in english here.

donateur

everybody can join in, as long as it's in English

(or a reasonable facsimile thereof

)

donateur

Marja, get out of my head please

donateur

No i'm gonne stay there it's nice to controle you brains

Im back...

Say. How the hell do you write something here without
"quoting" something??

donateur

Are you sure you mean "without quoting"? You just posted a whole message without quoting, so it seems like you can do that already

Thats just because I mark something...select "quote", then remove the "quoted" stuff and write!

donateur

As you might have guessed, there's an easier way

Try "plaats antwoord" at the bottom of the page! (or at the top... your choice!)

laatste aanpassing 5 mei 2005 19:46

heeey!

Finaly!

I must work on my dutch! *laugh*

"ik been noors, ik been heel zat".

You don`t get far with that one!

donateur

No, that one's only useful if you want to get kicked out of a club pretty quickly

In belgium they just kept giving me more to drink when I sayd that!

But when I was the only Hardcore DJ from Norway..the land of the vikings and heavy drinking...what can I expect?

donateur

When do you come to Holland to preform?

Uitspraak van Marja op donderdag 5 mei 2005 om 19:59:
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When do you come to Holland to preform?

The day some organisation finds out who I am and book me!
So promote me!

donateur

Oh now

Espen WTF are you doing here!

Cause I want to fuck face!

donateur

Sheesh...

Whatever

donateur

Oh and btw,

the one who changed Petrochemical into Toxtoy here at pf yesterday was Marja

just so u know

laatste aanpassing 5 mei 2005 20:26

donateur

Uitspraak van Conspiracy Monday op donderdag 5 mei 2005 om 20:23:
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the one who changed Petrochemical in Toxtoy here at pf yesterday was Marja

Thanks

I know!

But check em now...
I sendt more info today...and just after that...I became a member here!

donateur

Yes and we added soms beautiful pictures of ToXtoy

There are more where they come from!

Say...can I post own pictures at my site?
I see there is a "foto" thing at my profile.
how how how??

And...is there anything I CAN`T post in pictures??

(except from rasist/football stuff)

donateur

Uitspraak van Petrochemical (ToXtoy) op donderdag 5 mei 2005 om 20:36:
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I see there is a "foto" thing at my profile

That is only for pictures taken of you by our own photographers.
Go in your profile to the button eigen inbreng. Over there you can put pictures of yourself with the help of the [img]here the URL of your picture[/img] tags.

laatste aanpassing 5 mei 2005 20:47

donateur

Uitspraak van Petrochemical (ToXtoy) op donderdag 5 mei 2005 om 20:36:
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And...is there anything I CAN`T post in pictures??

We do not prefer pictures with you middle finger in the air. And offcourse rasist/football stuff is not done.

Uitspraak van Marja op donderdag 5 mei 2005 om 20:48:
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We do not prefer pictures with you middle finger in the air.

AH ok...I normaly do the "hail satan" instead so thats no problem!

donateur

Uitspraak van Petrochemical (ToXtoy) op donderdag 5 mei 2005 om 20:57:
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AH ok...I normaly do the "hail satan" instead so thats no problem!

And don't forget the Hail D-Zire you always do

But that one is alowed

your awnser to that is what we say in norwegian:

blæææææææææææ!!!!

hehe!
Wonder if pictures of my pet is ok! *laugh*

donateur

Hahaha!

I don't think that's apreciated here dude!

donateur

wow! than we have a Norwegian sheep at home

that's why he didn't listen when i said: Kom Godverdomme hier!!!

hehe!

Where do you want me to come?

(not the dirty way)

donateur

Yes with your pet

laatste aanpassing 5 mei 2005 21:36

hehehe!

Me and a friend is going to make "pet pictures" for
the organisation we are gonna make!

Me and him with our pets in a leach!

Why does everyone have a heart in front of theyre nicks, and may I get a skull instad?

donateur

Hahahaha

You should bring your pet to that hardcore party you are booked at and then tie it to some pole there!
that would be a sight

Use her as a stage-show!

They do it alot on Black metal parties here in Norway!

Slaves tied on up-side-down crosses.

donateur

Cool

I think that's never done at a Hardcore party before!

Be original and do it!

I know how to make it sick in Norway!

The stageshow to "The Masochist" is just pathetic compared to it!

donateur

Never seen The Masochist on stage

Why aren't you on msn bitch?

Cause Im at work slut!

btw...where is the list of smilies??

donateur

MSN is down

donateur

Uitspraak van Petrochemical (ToXtoy) op donderdag 5 mei 2005 om 22:00:
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btw...where is the list of smilies??

https://vip.partyflock.nl/help/smileys/TYPE/user

donateur

https://vip.partyflock.nl/help/smileys/TYPE/user
here

No msn works fine here

Uitspraak van Petrochemical (ToXtoy) op donderdag 5 mei 2005 om 22:00:
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Cause Im at work slut!

Ah pretending to be a tough security guard huh?

laatste aanpassing 5 mei 2005 22:02

donateur

Uitspraak van Conspiracy Monday op donderdag 5 mei 2005 om 22:02:
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No msn works fine here

Here it is Down

Thanks alot!

And D-Zire
Yeah I am...I could break your arm any day!

donateur

Lol, you look like a character from the lion king...what can YOU possibly do to ME?

and with ME i don't mean the dude with the ugly shirts as you call me,

but i mean the tough version of ME

ehehe English forum!!

goood

laatste aanpassing 5 mei 2005 22:20

Nice one! I'll put it in my follow-list immediately!

yey!

donateur

What`s with the sad face??

donateur

Yo Es, i got my first booking

donateur

Uitspraak van Petrochemical (ToXtoy) op donderdag 5 mei 2005 om 18:29:
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and how to make friends

Uh eay dude , this is not something about being from another country this is something everyone should know how to do never mind where you're from

but I guess you asked for the translation

donateur

Woonplaats: Oslo

fuck..

jag kanna prata svenska

damn

Uitspraak van verwijderd op vrijdag 6 mei 2005 om 13:38:
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jag kanna prata svenska

hehe! Tjena grabben!

Uitspraak van verwijderd op vrijdag 6 mei 2005 om 13:58:
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damn

*trow some prozac to*

I must ask again...why does everybody have a heart infront of theyre nick...and why don`t I have one?

hehe!

donateur

Because you're norwegian

*but seriously, you have a hart in front of your nick because you are THAT person

when i see my nick somewhere i also don't see a hart in front of it...

laatste aanpassing 6 mei 2005 19:39

donateur

A heart in front of a nickname signifies your buddy-status with that person. If you look in other peoples profiles, you'll see some nicks with hearts and some without (well... it has less opacity), the nicks with hearts are your buddy's. So naturally, if you look into your own profile, all the nicks have hearts in front of them, cause they're all buddy's of you

donateur

You know I'm a dreamer,but my heart's of gold....I had to runaway high,so I didn't come home low....
Just were the things weren't right,doesn't mean their always wrong...Just take this song and you'll never be left all alone....
Take me to your heart,feel me in your bones...
Just one more night and I'm coming home....

Now I understand!

And D-Zire...My baseball bat have a date with your kneekaps!

donateur

Uitspraak van Petrochemical (ToXtoy) op vrijdag 6 mei 2005 om 20:30:
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And D-Zire...My baseball bat have A date with your kneekaps!

bring iT on you Skinny dude with ugly t-shirts!

fucking URLs!

donateur

Forget it our boss was trying something new.

Morning peeps!

good morning

donateur

7 days of saturday is all that I need...got no use for sunday, cause I don't rest in peace!!!!
I don't need no monday or the rest of the week....
I spent a lot of time in bed,but baby I don't like to sleep NO!!!!

are you allright?

donateur

Uitspraak van Petrochemical (ToXtoy) op vrijdag 6 mei 2005 om 15:45:
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hehe! Tjena grabben!

Trist, glemt at Oslo er Norge i stedet for Sverige hvordan kan jeg lager denne feilen jeg bedre spør om De
taler norsk da?

laatste aanpassing 7 mei 2005 16:52

donateur

Uitspraak van verwijderd op zaterdag 7 mei 2005 om 16:46:
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are you allright?

I'm fine but what about this dude???

Uitspraak van verwijderd op zaterdag 7 mei 2005 om 16:52:
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Trist, glemt at Oslo er Norge i stedet for Sverige hvordan kan jeg lager denne feilen jeg bedre spør om De
taler norsk da

drugs are bad hmkay...

donateur

Uitspraak van verwijderd op zaterdag 7 mei 2005 om 16:59:
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I'm fine but what about this dude???

the guy is Norwegian , I thought that it would be nice to make my excuses to him cause I had the idea that Oslo was in Sweden instead of Norway,

this lad is fine by the way how 'r you guys ?

donateur

Uitspraak van verwijderd op zaterdag 7 mei 2005 om 17:08:
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I had the idea that Oslo was in Sweden instead of Norway,

donateur

yup my idea later too

my geography turned out to be more bad than I thought lately.

donateur

Uitspraak van verwijderd op zaterdag 7 mei 2005 om 17:14:
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more bad

=worse

donateur

fuck off like , nae itsnae worse than its shite,
ah'ament ae timmy.
An then my arse fell aff.

donateur

fun like here

never spoke ae person from alba then ?

laatste aanpassing 7 mei 2005 17:36

donateur

typical English cunts

$:\$

donateur

[img width=72 height=54 cacheid=0008dc410018e7f3c92ce4851a00b753e3]http://img36.photobucket.com/albums/v110/Vixter/Smilies/Flags/scottish.gif[/img]

Let's bring a nice topic:

George Bush in the Netherlands

donateur

are we gonna talk about sex, now?

donateur

Uitspraak van actief op zaterdag 7 mei 2005 om 18:06:
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George Bush in the Netherlands

alrighty then... lets talk about Bush

donateur

[img width=358 height=346]http://www.lickbushtshirt.com/images/even_my_bush_boobs2.jpg[/img]

donateur

a bith of both

a Bush of wood in front of your door

bush sucks cocks in hell

Trough the trees the, not see the forrest

donateur

Uitspraak van verwijderd op donderdag 28 april 2005 om 07:15:
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"What's a Waarschuwing?"

whahahaha

"Also, is it difficult to pronounce?" - DSW

laatste aanpassing 8 mei 2005 04:09 door een beheerder

donateur

Uitspraak van verwijderd op donderdag 28 april 2005 om 07:15:
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English only and no chatting...

Ken ij nat spiek dats in dis tapik biekos mij inglis is nat so koet

donateur

whahahaha

are we gonna talk about sex, now?

Yes let's talk about sex!!

Jeg har ingenting men jeg har alt nar jeg har deg

donateur

That's not English!

ij doont andurstent wot joe mien?!?

donateur

Uitspraak van verwijderd op zondag 8 mei 2005 om 04:07:
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That's not English!

And it's chatting, ban him!

What means 'Beleid'?

policy you mean?

I don't understand

Are there a lot of english people who visit PF?

I've never noticed it....

But, I think it's Ok, when there was a English section.
I really don't know why, but, what the heck, why not!

The more people, the more joy, isn't it?

donateur

just cant believe people actually come from outside holland to go to the dutch parties. sure we go to other countries as well, but usually only during summer time right? with vacation and all. not all year. i think we can be very proud of that

anyway, hows everyone here? i saw norwegian people here?

stfu

donateur

Be nice

I am nice

donateur

No you are not

donateur

Just open new topics in this new English only forum!

donateur

We have one?

Kewlies!!!!!

*does little happy dance*