Power nap

Ik moet mijn protogé toch wel een beetje voorbereiden op de grote boze wereld...

Facts Of Life

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
Bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are...
so help me god

Did you know, that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on tv?
Did you know, 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex-sites?
Every day 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents
The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year
Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world
The average person laughs 13 times a day
Elvis was originally blonde
The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old
The average erect penis is 5.2" long - and 4.2" circumcised
Eskimoes use refrigerators to keep food from freezing
41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously
20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience
Did you know that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle-cream?

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
- the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
Bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are...

22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great Britian
96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm
3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volt battery works on their tongue
The 'Guiness Book Of Records' holds the record
for being the most stolen book in the public libraries
Butterflies taste with their feet
5% of the population is gay
The worlds best known word is 'okay',
the second most well-known word is 'Coca-Cola'
The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue
Charles Chaplin once won 3rd place in a
'Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest'
In 1995 a japanese trawler sank because a
Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet
Only one book has been printed in more copies than the bible:
the IKEA-catalogue

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
- the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
The facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are...

1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life
In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth.
today we are 6 billion people.
(time is ticking, ticking, yeah...)
'Donald Duck' was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
74% of all nudist-females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists
More people die from a champagne cork popping than from poison spiders
21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep
Did you know that originally a Danish guy invented the burglar alarm.
unfortunately it got stolen.

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
Yeah, yeah...
This is who we are
Bare facts of the live we live
This is who we are, this is what we do
This is who we are, this is what we do

so help me God

Denk dat ik er geestelijk ook nog niet klaar voor ban...

UNLAWFUL FLIGHT TO AVOID PROSECUTION - SEXUAL ABUSE, SODOMY, PRODUCTION OF OBSCENE MATTER DEPICTING PERSONS UNDER 12 YEARS OF AGE INVOLVED IN OBSCENE ACTS

Maarten X



Photographs taken circa early 2005

Aliases: Mini Me, Shorty NR 1

DESCRIPTION

Date of Birth: August 18, 1985

Hair: Blond
Place of Birth: Unknown
Eyes: Blue
Height: 1.70
Sex: Male but gay
Weight: 120 pounds
Race: White
Nationality: Dutch

Scars and Marks:

Maarten may have a bunny tattoo on his leftside of his ass and een tattoo saying "I love Boys" on his left arm.

Remarks:

Maarten is a diabetic and sometimes wears glasses to look a bit smarter. He enjoys Native Marokan folklore, working with young men, and outdoor activities. He has ties to the Zandpad Redlight district area. Maarten may travel to Tailand in search for young boys.

CAUTION

Maarten is wanted for his alleged involvement in sexual activities with six male students at a school in Utrecht, the Netherlands. Between 2004 and 2005, Maarten reportedly became friendly with the students, and took them to his home for weekends and holidays where the sex acts are alleged to have occurred. In February of 2004, a Utrecht Grand Jury indicted Maarten for sexual abuse and sodomy. The indictments include charges of production of obscene matter depicting persons under 12 years of age involved in obscene acts. State warrants were subsequently issued by the Utrecht Court for Maarten's arrest.

Additionally, Maarten faces civil charges related to the indictments. On January 14, 2005, Maarten failed to appear for a civil court hearing, and a federal arrest warrant was issued in the District of Utrecht, charging Maarten with unlawful flight to avoid prosecution.

SHOULD BE CONSIDERED DANGEROUS

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL FBI OFFICE OR THE NEAREST AMERICAN EMBASSY OR CONSULATE.

Ro-Bin-Kenobi
DIRECTOR
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535
TELEPHONE: (202) 324-3000