``Oh gosh! That`s funny. That`s really funny. Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. ``You are the weakest link. Goodbye.`` You know, I`ve never heard anyone make that joke before. You`re the first. I`ve never heard anyone reference that outside the program before. Because that`s what she says on the show, right? Isn`t it? ``You are the weakest link. Goodbye.`` And yet you`ve taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God, what a clever, smart girl you must be to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. Hmm, that`s so fresh, too. Any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me, as long as we`re hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity? Hmm? Cause I`m here. God, you`re so funny.``