-i used to be a shyzophrenic, but we're ok now!
-my fantasy:2 men, 1 cooking,1 cleaning
-the only way to get rid of temptation is to give in to it.
-the more i drink, the better you look.
-only users lose drugs
-i'm lost, please take me home with you?
-i'm multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time.
-i'm no tourist, i live here!
-i wuz dropt on mi hed wen i wuz a kid
-i smile because you've all finally driven me insane!
-i need a reset button for my life...
-tell your girlfriend is said thanks
-i only have sex on days that begin with the letter "T"...thanksgiving, tuesday, thursday, today, tomorrow, thaturday, thunday...
-i like skool, specialy wan its klosed