Ik ga volgend jaar dood !!

ik heb een test op Thespark.com gedaan en dit is de uitslag


"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 8, 2003
at the age of 20 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Contagious Disease (17%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Homicide (11%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on March 8, 2003, as you slip silently into the night.


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lekker vooruitzicht weer joh

ik heb ook es zo'n test gedaan maar niet op the spark.. dit was de uitslag

1-Sept-o2
heb vanaf vandaag nog 6 jaar en 14 dagen te leven..

I Will Burn to Death!.
During one of your well known sex romps with the local slut, you neglected to put out your cigarette, and set fire to your house. Thinking your whales and moans to be those of passion, no one bothered calling 911... your death was one of the most painful imaginable.. And you didn't even get to cum.

take the death quiz now

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 2, 2040
at the age of 57 years old.

February 26, 2049
at the age of 66 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (6
Cancer (48
alcoholism (9
Alien Abduction (9
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5

Kennen jullie deze al?




Welcome to the Death Clock(TM), the Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away... second by second. Like the hourglass of the Net, the Death Clock will remind you just how short life is.

http://www.deathclock.com

Ach ja...doodgaan is de enige zekerheid die je hebt in het leven...


Zolang het maar pijnloos is vind ik alles best...

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 8, 2030
at the age of 62 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Third Degree Burns (11%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

verfrissend aaaaight!!

Thursday, November 25, 2077

Seconds left to live...

2,366,639,154
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"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 9, 2066
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Homicide (10%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on March 9, 2066, as you slip silently into the night.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 29, 2026
at the age of 39 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Overdose (9%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Homicide (5%)

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


September 30, 2039
at the age of 56 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Horrible Accident (13%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (8%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Homicide (5%)


Die 4e bevalt me wel zo wil ik best dood gaan!

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 29, 2060
at the age of 80 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (28%)
Cancer (20%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

March 14, 2041
at the age of 60 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Alien Abduction (51%)
Horrible Accident (32%)
Third Degree Burns (17%)

ik aan Suicide ook weer leuk om te horen

suicidaaltje.....

nee maar ontvoerd worden door aliens is ook leuk!

wat worden jullie allemaal oud zeg

Waarom worden jullie zo jong?

Qriminal en ik worden in de 80

ik ga dood op 7 september 2052
op de leeftijd van 66 jaar!
11 % alcohol..

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 2, 2048
at the age of 65 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (34%)
Drowning (12%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.


tsja.... we moeten er maar het beste van maken dan!!

tsja ik zou hetniet weten

Ik heb em ook ff gedaan..

January 10, 2032
at the age of 47 years old.

Cancer (39%)
Homicide (9%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Naja ik heb dus nog wel ff...

Vaagheid

I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

March 24, 2035
at the age of 50 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Homicide (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Drowning (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)

Hmm ik hoop toch wel ietjes ouder te worden

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


November 2, 2028
at the age of 47 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (23%)
Homicide (13%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Drowning (8%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)

ben blij als ik dit ga halen hor
iets ouder mag ook wel..

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


June 21, 2050
at the age of 71 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (30%)
Cancer (25%)
Drowning (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on June 21, 2050, as you slip silently into the night.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 5, 2051
at the age of 67 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (45%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Drowning (5%)

Ik dacht dat ik nog aardig gezond was, maar alleen jossa en gahtje gaan eerder dood
en 30% kans op kanker lijkt me nou niet echt gezond....
maja niet schrikken dus over 25 jaar...
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

November 6, 2027
at the age of 41 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Overdose (11%)
Homicide (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Suicide (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Heart Attack (5%)

wat hebben trouwes opvallend weinig mensen kans op een overdosis...

Jaa, ik dacht ook dat ik redelijk gezond was:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 11, 2064
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)
Alcoholism (16%)
Homicide (11%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Suicide (10%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Drowning (6%)

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
You can expect to die on:

November 26, 2056
at the age of 79 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (44 percent)
Homicide (9 percent)
Alien Abduction (9 percent)
Alcoholism (7 percent)
Horrible Accident (5 percent)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5 percent)
Drowning (5 percent)

O o o, wat hóóp ik op een alien abduction
Nog zo'n site: www.deathclock.com, daar tellen ze zelfs (heel gezellig) de seconden af die je nog te leven hebt..

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 10, 2061
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Suicide (19%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Loneliness (7%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

April 2, 2056
at the age of 71 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer ( 41% )
Alien Abduction ( 10% )
Heart Attack ( 10% )
Homicide ( 7% )
Drowning ( 7% )
Horrible Accident ( 5% )

hmmmm vaag dat de meeste mensen de meeste kans hebben om dood te gaan aan kanker...(dat is ook heel breed natuurlijk)

haha ik ga in 2054 pas dood op 72 jarige leeftijd!!!!

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


October 25, 2064
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (19%)
Suicide (17%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Drowning (7%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

April 20, 2060
at the age of 77 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (49
Homicide (7
Heart Attack (6
Contagious Disease (5
Loneliness (5

February 18, 2057
at the age of 74 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (18%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Drowning (12%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Suicide (7%)

Dood gaan doen we allemaal!

Altijd leuk om te weten
Toch een mooie leeftijd 70 mooie rond


Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 6, 2052
at the age of 70 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Horrible Accident (16%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Heart Attack (5%)

I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


October 11, 2044
at the age of 68 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Horrible Accident (17%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Hahaha lekker boeiend ook tegen de tijd dat ik 68 ben vind ik het wel best!

MAAR NU EVEN NIET!!!!!

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

March 10, 2055
at the age of 71 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (38%)
Drowning (12%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

March 2, 2047
at the age of 66 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (50%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Homicide (8%)

beetje jammer op mijn verjaardag!

30 Januari 2069!!!!!!!!!!!!


Das nog maar 66 jaar???

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH­HH

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 29, 2056
at the age of 76 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Suicide (15%)
Third Degree Burns (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Loneliness (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

You can expect to die on:
June 29, 2048
at the age of 67 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)

November 18, 2040
at the age of 60 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Homicide (7%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 6, 2067
at the age of 85 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Homicide (16%)
Drowning (9%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


June 25, 2050
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (21%)
Cancer (13%)
Drowning (10%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Homicide (5%)

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 30, 2044
at the age of 61 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Homicide (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Drowning (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

*sjucht* kword 52.. *sjucht* aan een OD..

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


October 19, 2036
at the age of 52 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (26%)
Drowning (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)

Hey brain we worden allebei 52 whehehehe