Ik ga volgend jaar dood !!

ik heb een test op Thespark.com gedaan en dit is de uitslag


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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 8, 2003
at the age of 20 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Contagious Disease (17%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Homicide (11%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on March 8, 2003, as you slip silently into the night.


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lekker vooruitzicht weer joh

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
December 19, 2044
at the age of 59 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer 32%
Heart Attack 20%
Alien Abduction 10%
Homicide 9%
Alcoholism 5%

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 9, 2048
at the age of 66 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (20%)
Cancer (15%)
Electrolysis (13%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (5%)

ik ben bang dat ik slecht nieuws voor je heb....

je gaat dood








serieus?!

ik ga ook even kijken

Ik ben al dood :??

je ziet er ook wel redelijk verrot uit

dit is mijn uitlsag:

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


October 18, 2061
at the age of 79 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (25%)
Cancer (21%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (7%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

2HCpaashaas.

Vind je het gek, het is maandag hoor...

jammer genoeg wel

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 1, 2037
at the age of 59 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (44%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

whehehe...jullie gaan wel allemaal vroeg de pijp uit zeg!!!Ik word fucking 79 jaar....als ik de laatste 10 jaar er maar niet dement van ben whehehehe...

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


august 16, 2083
at the age of 104 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (15%)
Cancer (10%)
Electrolysis (18%)
Alcoholism (50%)
Alien Abduction (4%)
Homicide (5%)

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


April 16, 2046
at the age of 63 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (46%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Homicide (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)

DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKER, DIE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 4, 2047
at the age of 65 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:


Cancer (33%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

Daar gaat m'n futt

==> JosSa ==>March 8, 2003
at the age of 20 years old. Da's op m'n verjaardag man

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


June 18, 2036
at the age of 50 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Homicide (11%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Drowning (5%)

ik wil het helemaal niet weten zo blijf het lekker een verrasing8)

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 7, 2040
at the age of 56 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (47%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Suicide (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Loneliness (5%)

bij deze allemaal gecondoleerd. en nog een prettige dag maar verder

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 11, 2046 at the age of 62 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (29%)
Cancer (16%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Drowning (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 5, 2048
at the age of 65 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (23% )
Heart Attack (19% )
Drowning (11% )
Alien Abduction (10% )
Alcoholism (5% )
Third Degree Burns (5% )

alvast rest in peace man!!!he he

toyax nu ben jij maar liefst 2% gestegen op de HeldenMeter

Oeh Jos, dat is op mijn verjaardag, en uhuh internationale vrouwendag........

he he die jossa, staat nu op 12 procent maar liefst woeeaa laterzzzz

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


November 29, 2002
at the age of 17 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (35%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)


das wel snel

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 28, 2042
at the age of 58 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (41%)
Homicide (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Heart Attack (9%)


YEAH RIGHT!

en als ik nou morgen ineens voor de trein loop dan klopt dit allemaal niet meer he...

2 Gathje

Je hebt nog maar 4 dagen om alles te regelen

October 22, 2040
at the age of 56 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer 35%
Alcoholism 10%
Heart Attack 10%
Homicide 6%
Alien Abduction 5%

2 knuppel

tja kan er niks aan doen..
ik probeer zo gezond mogelijk te leven

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 22, 2035
at the age of 53 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Homicide (14%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Drowning (5%)

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


November 30, 2039
at the age of 60 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Homicide (9%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)

Gelukkig ik heb nog meer als 30 jaar te gaan, maar ik ben al overde helft

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


September 4, 2033
at the age of 67 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (33%)
Cancer (18%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alien Abduction (6%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on September 4, 2033, as you slip silently into the night.

ik heb ook es zo'n test gedaan maar niet op the spark.. dit was de uitslag

1-Sept-o2
heb vanaf vandaag nog 6 jaar en 14 dagen te leven..

I Will Burn to Death!.
During one of your well known sex romps with the local slut, you neglected to put out your cigarette, and set fire to your house. Thinking your whales and moans to be those of passion, no one bothered calling 911... your death was one of the most painful imaginable.. And you didn't even get to cum.

take the death quiz now

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 2, 2040
at the age of 57 years old.

February 26, 2049
at the age of 66 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (6
Cancer (48
alcoholism (9
Alien Abduction (9
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5

Kennen jullie deze al?




Welcome to the Death Clock(TM), the Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away... second by second. Like the hourglass of the Net, the Death Clock will remind you just how short life is.

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Ach ja...doodgaan is de enige zekerheid die je hebt in het leven...


Zolang het maar pijnloos is vind ik alles best...

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 8, 2030
at the age of 62 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Third Degree Burns (11%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

verfrissend aaaaight!!

Thursday, November 25, 2077

Seconds left to live...

2,366,639,154
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 9, 2066
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Homicide (10%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on March 9, 2066, as you slip silently into the night.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 29, 2026
at the age of 39 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Overdose (9%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Homicide (5%)

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


September 30, 2039
at the age of 56 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Horrible Accident (13%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (8%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Homicide (5%)


Die 4e bevalt me wel zo wil ik best dood gaan!

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 29, 2060
at the age of 80 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (28%)
Cancer (20%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

March 14, 2041
at the age of 60 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Alien Abduction (51%)
Horrible Accident (32%)
Third Degree Burns (17%)

ik aan Suicide ook weer leuk om te horen

suicidaaltje.....

nee maar ontvoerd worden door aliens is ook leuk!

wat worden jullie allemaal oud zeg

Waarom worden jullie zo jong?

Qriminal en ik worden in de 80

ik ga dood op 7 september 2052
op de leeftijd van 66 jaar!
11 % alcohol..

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 2, 2048
at the age of 65 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (34%)
Drowning (12%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.


tsja.... we moeten er maar het beste van maken dan!!