Duke nukem 3d
* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [falling to his doom]
* Ah... much better! [after peeing on the toilet]
* Bitch'in'!
* Blow it out your ass! (possibly referencing the TV scene in They Live)
* Born to be wiiiiiiild... [singing in a karaoke]
* Come get some! [reference from Army of Darkness in a quote from Ash.]
* Come on! [after the player was not moving for a while]
* Damn!
* Damn, I hate disco!
* Damn... I'm looking good! [after looking at himself in a mirror]
* Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.
* Damn, you're ugly. [in reference to Predator]
* Eat shit and die
* Fire in the hole, asshole! [After blowing up some alien bastards]
* Game over!
* Get away from her, you bitch! [in reference to Aliens]
* Get that crap outta here! [After an enemy dies violently (exploding)]
* Die, you son of a bitch! [after defeating the Mini Battlelords, in reference to Jaws]
* Get back to work, you slacker! [checking out office computer playing Duke3d]
* Go ahead, make my day. (reference to the same phrase from Clint Eastwood's character in the film Dirty Harry)
* Gonna rip you a new one.
* Guess again, freakshow. I'm coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size- 13 boot!
* Groovy! [reference to Ash's quote from Army of Darkness]
* Hail to the king baby! [reference to Ash's quote from Army of Darkness]
* Heh, heh, heh... what a mess! [After an enemy dies violently (exploding)]
* Hmm, I needed that! [After plenty violation getting health]
* Hmm, don't have time to play with myself. [Duke examines the Duke Nukem II arcade machine]
* Hmm, that's one "Doomed" Space Marine. [seeing a torn corpse of a Space Marine from Doom]
* Holy cow!
* Holy shit!
* I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck. [reference to Doctor Detroit in the movie Doctor Detroit]
* I'm gonna get medieval on your asses! [reference to Marsellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction]
* I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch!
* I'm gonna put this smack dab on your ass!
* I ain't afraid of no quake! [in reference to ID Software's Quake PC Game]
* I like a good cigar...and a bad woman...
* It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum. (Predated by "Rowdy" Roddy Piper in They Live who says: I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubble gum. [1])
* It's down to you and me, you one-eyed freak! [when encountering the Emperor]
* It's time to abort your whole freaking species! [After defeating the Queen]
* Kill them all and let God sort 'em out! [Advice given by Arnaud Amalric during the Albigensian Crusade when asked by a Crusader how to distinguish the Cathars from the Catholics]
* Let's rock!
* Let's go surfin' now. Everybody's learning how. Come on and safari with me. [singing Beach Boys' 'Surfin Safari']
* Looks like cleanup on aisle four.
* Love, exciting and new. [singing 'The Love Boat' by Paul Williams and Charles Fox]
* My boot, your face; the perfect couple.
* My name is Duke Nukem - and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards! [After defeating the Battlelord]
* No way I'm eating this shit!
* Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
* Now this is a force to be reckoned with! [after discovering Luke Skywalker's corpse hanging upside down]
* Nuke 'em 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!
* Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker.
* Ooh, that's gotta hurt. (says sarcastically after blowing up enemy corpses)[Possible reference to Ash in Army of Darkness]
* See you in Hell!
* Shake it, baby!
* Shit happens. [after stepping in alien feces]
* Sometimes I even amaze myself. [In reference to Star Wars]
* Staying alive, staying alive, la. [singing Bee Gees 'Staying Alive']
* Suck it down!
* This really pisses me off!
* This is KTIT, K-Tit! Bringing you the breast- err, best tunes in town.
* That's gonna leave a mark!
* We meet again, Doctor Jones! [after discovering Indiana Jones corpse hanging]
* What are you waitin' for? Christmas? [after the player has been away from keyboard for a while]
* What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking algae eater?
* Where is it?
* Who wants some?
* Wohoo!
* Yeah, piece of cake!
* Yippie ka-yay, motherf***er! (Bleeped out) [reference to Bruce Willis, in the Die Hard Films]
* You guys suck!
* You're an inspiration for birth control.
* Your face, your ass, what's the difference?
* You wanna dance?
* Lucky son of a bitch.
* Mess with the best, you will die like the rest [reference to Hackers film]
[edit] Duke Nukem: Time to Kill
Duke Nukem: Time to Kill (1998)
* Dieng ain't much of a living boy (Reference to Clint Eastwood in 'The Outlaw Joesey Wales)
* Eat shit and die!
* Your face, your ass.. what's the difference?
* Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your chicks. (When duke travels to the Roman Story)
* Have you seen my rubber...duckie?
* Hello McFly (Back to the Future)
* Hey! Get your ass out of here, Rubbe, and bring me back my chicks! [to a male stripper]
* I'll blow you a new hole!
* I'm God's gift to women!
* I got no time to bleed![Reference to Predator]
* I love the smell of bacon in the morning [Reference to Apocalypse Now and the quote "I love the smell of the napalm in the morning"]
* I make this look good. [Reference to Men in Black]
* Lara, is that you? [after picking up a pay phone and listening to a moaning babe/Reference to Tomb Raider's Lara Croft]
* Looks like it's TIME TO KILL! (when you 1st start the game) [Reference to Caleb, character of Blood I game by Monolith Productions]
* My home away from home! [in reference to a strip club]
* Suck my boomstick [After killing an enemy with a shotgun/ Reference to the Evil Dead series.]
* The bigger they are, the more they bleed!
* There's a new sheriff in town. (pronounced in a southern accent when in the western story)
* You'll make a great belt (after killing a lizard)
* Little pig, Little pig let me in. Or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll kick your ass in! [Reference to the song "Three Little Pigs" by Green Jelly]
* Rubba dub dub getta out of the tub.
* Mmmm! Who wants bacon and eggs? (after killing Pig Cops)
* Has anyone seen Mr. Hanky? (after jumping down a well in the western story) [Reference to South Park and the character Mr. Hanky from the episode "The Christmas Poo" ]
* Is it true that Roman girls have Roman hands?
* Lizard skin makes great boots
* I've got balls of steel.
* I've got a Lizard in my boot (after kicking a lizard) [possibly a reference to Toy Story's "There's a snake in my boot!")
* Where's Doc' Brown when Ya need him? (Refering to the time traveler Doc Brown from the Back to the Future series)
[edit] Duke Nukem: Zero Hour
Duke Nukem: Zero Hour (1999)
* Blow it out your knees! (reference to Duke Nukem 3D)
* Don't worry about it, saving chicks is what I'm all about!
* Who the hell are you? My evil twin? (Talking to future self)
* Well...so much for my vacation-time.
* It ain't no bike, but it sure beats the hell outta walking.
* Oh boy, it's clobberin' time! [reference to The Thing from Marvel's Fantastic Four]
* Eh... Just a flesh wound. [reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail]
* Chestnuts roasting... as I open fire (In reference to the Christmas carol 'Chestnuts roasting ON an open fire')
* Ahhh, smell those traffic fumes. And no damn aliens! Time for some R & R!
* What the *bleep* is goin' on here?!
* This won't buuuudge.
* Looks like the crap has hit the fan. (upon arriving at the thrashed Duke Burger)
* Female Commander : New York is in trouble Duke, the alien scum have taken over of the area around Liberty Island. Without immediate intervention they'll get the whole damn city. Your helicopter is waiting, go kick some ass...
Past Duke: lookin' good, pal!
Present Duke: Who the Hell are you, my evil twin?
Past Duke: I'm you Genius, only back in time. Now hear me... Aliens have traveled into Earth's past to try and change history. I went back and fought them, but my time machine was destroyed, and I can no longer chase them through time. As result of their tampering, your time line will experience temporal disruptions! The military of your future should have time travel technology, but how you get there is your problem. But remember, if you dont go back in time and make things right, Earth's history will forever change, and mankind could be wiped out.
Present Duke: Well, so much for my vacation time.
[edit] Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes
Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes (2000)
* Well, enough talk then. Come get some! Oh, Silverback, one more thing. I'm gonna enjoy pissin' on your dead body!
* Welcome to "Cool's-Ville", Population: ME
* I'm your worst nightmare, you uninvited alien scum-sucker! And right now you're all that stands between me and a planet full of babes - so get ready to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye!
* I'm climbing a ladder........to heaven. [reference to Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven.]
[edit] Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project
Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project (2002)
* Ah, New York! It's my kind of town. If I can kill 'em here...I can kill 'em anywhere! / Reference to Frank Sinatra's song "New York" ("If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere...")
* Babe: "Duke, you're my hero!" Duke: "You must be 18 or older to ride."
* Babes, bullets, bombs. Damn - I love this job!
* Batteries not included! (after killing a robot/mech)
* Come on out, Morphix. There's just two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die!
* Confucius say... DIE!
* Crouching mutant, hidden pipebomb! (reference to the movie "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon")
* Dance for me, baby!
* Death before Disco! (when Duke enters E2L3)
* Don't get your panties all in a bunch.
* Guns don't kill mutants, I kill mutants.
* Half man, half animal, all dead. (Reference to Robocop: "Half man, Half machine, all cop")
* Hey, careful with those things! (after rescuing a babe)
* Hmm, so there is life after death... (after respawning)
* Hmmm... That's gonna leave a mark. (when he blows up enemies)
* Hmmm...the other white meat (when Duke encounters a pig cop)
* I always said, if there was a way to go, it'd have something to do with women, whips, and oil...
* I am king of the world, baby! (reference to the 1997 film "Titanic")
* I'm equal opportunity asskicker!
* I can do this all day... (after respawning)
* I could use some new boots. (when Duke encounters a mutant crocodile)
* I don't do windows (when encountering window cleaning platforms)
* I go, where I please, and I please, where I go. (after rescuing a babe)
* I hate pigs! (after killing a pig cop)
* I kill bugs...DEAD! (after killing a mutant roach or fly)
* I like big guns, and I cannot lie. (when rocket launcher is selected, reference to Sir Mix-A-Lot's song "Baby Got Back")
* I see dead people. (when he blows up enemies, reference to the film The Sixth Sense)
* It's a good day to die! (reference to Worf from Star Trek: The Next Generation)
* It's clobbering time! (when double damage is picked)
* It's my way or... Hell, it's my way! (After blowing up a subway car)
* It's scares tripping time!
* Keycards?
* Let's rock! (before engaging the the final fight with Morphix)
* Life is like a box of ammo. (when assult rifle is selected, reference to the film Forrest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates...")
* Looks like I'm on Candy Camera (allusion to to a tv-show pranking people)
* Looks like your hardware's gone a little soft, Morphix! (when trashing Morphix's robot)
* Makin'...bacon! (after killing a pig cop)
* Morphix and his glop rig are going down faster than enron. (Reference to the bankrupt Enron Corporation)
* Mother[beep] keycards!
* My gun's bigger than yours. (when pulse cannon is selected)
* No token, no ride! [when he kills a mutant on the subway] (reference to Indiana Jones "Zeppelin Scene")
* No disassembling required. (after killing a robot/mech)
* Now I'm really pissed off! (after respawning)
* Oops, I did it again! (when he blows up enemies, reference to the Britney Spears song)
* Pucker up, buttercup! (when Duke encounters a fembot)
* Rest in pieces! (when he blows up enemies)
* Say "hello" to my little friend! (when pipebombs are selected, reference to "Scarface")
* Sewer scum! (when Duke encounters a mutant rat)
* Should've stayed in the swamp! (after killing a mutant crocodile)
* So many babes, so little time.
* So much for the rat pack! (after killing a mutant rat)
* So, who wants to dance?! (after rescuing a babe)
* Someone's gonna pay for making me find these friggin' key cards...
* Son of a bitch! (after respawning, blowing up enemies, or when soda machines don't work)
* Sorry, honey, I've got some asskickin' to do first! (when saving a babe)
* Squeal like a pig! (when Duke encounters a pig cop)(reference from "Deliverence")
* Stop eyeballin' me! (when Duke encounters a flying camera)
* Surprise, surprise, I need a keycard.
* Take that, you dirty rat! (after killing a mutant rat)
* This is why I have games named after me!
* Time for mutation-mutilation! (when GLOPP ray is selected)
* Time for a reboot! (when Duke encounters a robot/mech)
* Time to deliver max pain on the A-Train...now where'd I put that subway token? (A reference to the video games Max Payne and A-Train)
* Time to deworm the Big Apple...
* This'll be a barrel of laughs (when shotgun is selected)
* This room is bugged (when Duke encounters a mutant roach or fly)
* What a pussy! (after killing a fembot)
* What am I? A frog? (reference to the game Frogger as Duke tries to run between cars)
* Who wants to glow in the dark? (when GLOPP ray is selected)
* You're goin' down faster than the XFL! (Reference to the short-lived XFL Football League)
* You are the missing link. Goodbye. (Reference to the game show The Weakest Link -- or to the "missing link" species between ape and human in misunderstood evolution theory)
* Your kung-fu's through! (after killing a mutant crocodile)
* You talkin' to me? (reference to the movie Taxi Driver)
[edit] Duke Nukem Forever
Duke Nukem Forever (Yet to be released)
* [From trailer 1998 (E3)] I was born to rock the world!
(From teaser trailer released December 19th 2007)
* I'm lookin' for some alien toilet to park my bricks... Who's first?
* (From The Jace Hall Show, Episode 1 (5/31/08)) Duke's in a bad, bad mood!
* (from Cydia, the Duke Nukem soundboard [2009]) "Life's a bitch!...and then YOU die! Die bitch! Eat shit and die!"
* [From a DNF trailer] Huh, I'm feeling lucky this Christmas.
* Fuck, not another puzzle.
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