
You're So Dumb....It Took You An Hour To Cook Minute-Rice
I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am
The More You Drink, The WC
Drinking Grolsch 2.5 Is like Fucking In A Canoe: Fucking Close To Water
If You Want To Touch The Sky: Fuck A Duck And Try To Fly
2 Beer Or Not 2 Beer, That's The Question
Speak When You Are Spoken To, Not When You Are Spoken Of
Patience Comes To Those Who Wait
Turn Your Face To The Sun, And The Shadow Is Behind You
It's Better To Remain Silent And Be Thought Stupid Than To Open Your Mouth And Forever Remove All Doubt
In Two Days Tommorow Wil Be Yesterday
Age Is A Matter Of Mind: If You Don't Mind, It Doesn't Matter
There's No Such Thing As Gravity; The Earth Just Sucks
Follow Your Dreams,... Chase Them If You Have To
It's Nice To Be Important, But It's More Important To Be Nice
Fighting For Peace Is Like Fucking For Virginity
You're Unique, Just Like Everybody Else
Stupid People Can't Hurt Me; Intelligent People Don't Want To
Do Whatever You Like, But Like Whatever You Do
Always Keep Your Words Soft And Sweet, Just In Case You Have To Eat Them