Liar, liar... no truths allowed!

Too bad nobody's allowed to post in this thread

Oh yes, and my cat just ate 12 pizzas, straight from the freezer

my brother is a catholic

and he pisses on the pope

the pope is a heavy metal artist

and all he plays is slayer

iv e slept just fine....feel wonderfull.

i had sex with 7 blonde hair girls and i gave the money shot to them all

i'm so happy

and your so happy cos the girls came to your house then and rode you all the way to france and back

you spy on me

holiday sucks

i can suck you better

i love rain!

every day i wish it was -40 degrees

I'm not horny.

Minus
You live in ur-anus?
It is nice in ur-anus?

i have

Uitspraak van verwijderd op dinsdag 31 juli 2007 om 22:18:

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[Nails] Minus
You live in ur-anus?
It is nice in ur-anus?

i haved lived in my ur-anus for 6 years

I don't live at all

They're gonna find Ur Anus on a mountain on Mars

I don't like Twix
I prefer a B****

i sell candy to wabbits

Uitspraak van .spacedaddy. op woensdag 1 augustus 2007 om 13:13:

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sell candy to wabbits

what's up doc!

my weekend in london was aweful *sucked* big time

london, a great place to party

The Dutch suck in having party's

and we hate hardcore so much

I love singing the national athem

i love singing it and pissing at the same time

meanwhile i will google your balls

I will not suck on your chocolade salted balls

i cooked sheeps balls in the pan and fed them to my dad

My friend does not wear rubber-boots while visiting the sheep

Those rubber boots aren't made for walking

I like the songs of "Modern Talking"

ah the song modern talking is going straight to no 1 be in the charts

work is at the moment so much fun too bad I gotta leave in an hour

i love so much that when i have to go home , i beg my boss if i can work all nite

i wasn't born

you were born with no hands but you can type with you tongue

no i can't type with my tongue

you were born with no hands, no tong, but you can type with your nose

Uitspraak van verwijderd op dinsdag 7 augustus 2007 om 20:19:

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but you can type with your nose

that isn't a lie


your dick is a weird type

I know your dick

everyone knows his dick . he flashes in public every day

Uitspraak van Rick Lime op donderdag 9 augustus 2007 om 00:08:

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he flashes in public every day

that's why the dutch call their dick a 'flitspaal'

Uitspraak van .spacedaddy. op donderdag 9 augustus 2007 om 14:00:

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that's why the dutch call their dick a 'flitspaal'

i thought they called it frikandel

Uitspraak van French connection op donderdag 9 augustus 2007 om 14:24:

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frikandel

that's how we call french dildo's

* Cedric

henry
i don't know what a dildo is

Uitspraak van French connection op donderdag 9 augustus 2007 om 14:57:

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i don't know what a dildo is

that's because you have never seen me

dildos are what moms beat there kids up with

I beat up kids and I love to spank you at the same time