Liar, liar... no truths allowed!

Too bad nobody's allowed to post in this thread

Oh yes, and my cat just ate 12 pizzas, straight from the freezer

i believe him

it hurts when i pee

he's got an infection

I'm feeling really great!

Ive had a great week ive enjoyed every waking hour knowing that i had 9 houirs of work ahead of me , im know really dissapointed that the weekend as come round so fast ..

Cant wait for Monday

I'll will never drink my whisky straigh

whisky sucks

I will suck you better

Im happy to be back from vacation and sooooo in the mood at work

i am the best

i'm a good girl

im 76 years old

I'm stupid.

i'm making love to a vampire with a monkey on my knee

Uitspraak van .spacedaddy. op zaterdag 30 juni 2007 om 17:18:

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I'll will never drink my whisky straigh

Me neither

i don't know you but i know you live in germany

time 2 sleep

i have six elephants in my backyard

Uitspraak van Rick Lime op maandag 9 juli 2007 om 21:48:

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i have six elephants in my backyard

i saw them

Ground Zero was awesome

I'll never want to visit France

i REALLY REALLY want to visit France

The French are the most beautifull, kind, friendly bastards uuh nation of lovely people I know. And I think they should recieve a prize for this

thanks rach, don't fuck you too

but I like to fuck you Cedric

I buy the Penthouse strictly for the interesting articles

i prefer when Michiel does, henry

I'm crossing my fingers for snow and hail this saturday

i have 64 kids from my wife

Uitspraak van Rick Lime op dinsdag 10 juli 2007 om 23:13:

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i have 64 kids from my wife

i am his wife

and i live in a 3 bed house

Uitspraak van marina1ups op dinsdag 10 juli 2007 om 23:18:

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i am his wife

you left home, kids and me for him

Uitspraak van French connection op dinsdag 10 juli 2007 om 22:00:

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thanks rach, don't fuck you too

I probably like them so much because they have allways been soo nice, friendly and helpfull to me every time I don't go there!!
And as you don't take it personal, the shoe doesn't fit..
so don't fuck you too....

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 11 juli 2007 om 10:23:

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probably like them so much because they have allways been soo nice, friendly and helpfull to me every time I don't go there!!

you met the right people i guess...

Uitspraak van French connection op woensdag 11 juli 2007 om 09:22:

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Uitspraak van marina1ups op dinsdag 10 juli 2007 om 23:18:
i am his wife

you left home, kids and me for him

and after our divorce, u took even the curtains from our house

to make a dress with

Uitspraak van French connection op woensdag 11 juli 2007 om 12:58:

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to make a dress with

that actually fits u very well...

I ate a pair of pants this morning. As a joke. Then when I ate her underpants, she cooked me a nice breakfast with shits and giggles..

this beats nowhere on

i can't think

I ate some paperclips this morning..

I love this rain and hope summer never starts!..

I think tomorrow I'm gonna do something @ work Maybe work.. Yeah definitily!

the dress fits so well .. you set a company up for dresses made from curtains .. its world famous now called CURTAIN INDUSTRIES

and today we've signed a contract together, you're now the exclusive distributor

and now,i am left alone, cause u both prefer working than being with me

we gonna pimp you so you can also work for us

and then you will be the main model for the company .. the quay to our success , you ll be the face of curtain industries

i can bend in away that i can suck myself

henry