Liar, liar... no truths allowed!

Too bad nobody's allowed to post in this thread

Oh yes, and my cat just ate 12 pizzas, straight from the freezer

Zany was shit

I so feel like doing things!

I really like to work on a sunday evening..

i feel sooooooo good !!! yeah baby !!!

ping pong shift makes crossed eyes straight again

i just ate a whole train station

i did'nt drink alcohol that weekend

I had the worst sex ever with the most ugliest person I had ever seen..

Uitspraak van verwijderd op maandag 5 februari 2007 om 02:25:

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I had the worst sex ever with the most ugliest person I had ever seen..

Me 2..
What a geek.. jelg!

let's celebrate they didn't steel my bike

Uitspraak van .spacedaddy. op maandag 5 februari 2007 om 11:08:

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let's celebrate they didn't steel my bike

I will buy you a new one..

i will hate you for that

its so fucking warm outside its like +20 not like -20..
uuuh.. im sweating here..
at night it really wasnt -29

uuhh i looove this kind of weather ...

Ugly ass, Jennifer.

Sean Paul is NOT gay!

seinfeld sucks and I'm so happy it's not televised anymore

I having fun with the pain in my teeth

i'm not enjoying at all eating candies

I am not afraid of the dentist

* Cedric

Hoi Henry

you wont be fine

I'm gonna steel me a new bike

I'll be standing on the corner of the street, looking out for you..

I love love your ass

that fat joint was bad..

I'm not going to MOH on saturday

i don't like orgies

i'm shocked henry

yes you are indeed

i've never done any orgie, that's why

You are so old fashion

yes i know... never had sex untill i got married...

i never been married

to be married and have kids has always been my dream

i didn't raise a child

you didn't raise a child because you would have been an awfull father

Uitspraak van French connection op vrijdag 9 februari 2007 om 13:45:

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never had sex untill i got married...

I never knew you were married at the time we...

i think partyflock sucks and the only reasen why i DONT create a account was a girl

I don't have to work today

I'm a junk, and proud of beeing one. And in the future I would like to sell some ass on the central station, with the cash I would buy some more crack and maybe some clean underwear.

I'm flocking on a stolen laptop at the moment, you see I never like to work too hard for the stuff I've got. I let other people do that and than nick their shit.

This weekend I go and celebrate carnaval, Í'll go dressed up as Anna nicole Smit (cause I miss her so much) and hopefully I will meet a old sick miljonair who is willing to marry me. Always wanted to get laid by a boney skinny 90 year old freak who's on oxigen 24/7. I'll give a blowjob for a boobjob.

Yesterday I got so many valentinecards cause everybody loves me and wants me. I shagged the mailman, when he delivered all the items that didn't fit in the mailbox. He was kinda cute for a 15 year old.

I cant believe there is an English only forum. All them MF'ers who don't speak dutch, should be learning dutch in their spare time instead of fooling arround on PF. I believe that if you don't speak dutch ur going nowhere in the world. So wake up English speaking bastards!

Uitspraak van verwijderd op vrijdag 16 februari 2007 om 00:11:

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I'm a junk, and proud of beeing one. And in the future I would like to sell some ass on the central station, with the cash I would buy some more crack and maybe some clean underwear.

I'm flocking on a stolen laptop at the moment, you see I never like to work too hard for the stuff I've got. I let other people do that and than nick their shit.

This weekend I go and celebrate carnaval, Í'll go dressed up as Anna nicole Smit (cause I miss her so much) and hopefully I will meet a old sick miljonair who is willing to marry me. Always wanted to get laid by a boney skinny 90 year old freak who's on oxigen 24/7. I'll give a blowjob for a boobjob.

Yesterday I got so many valentinecards cause everybody loves me and wants me. I shagged the mailman, when he delivered all the items that didn't fit in the mailbox. He was kinda cute for a 15 year old.

I cant believe there is an English only forum. All them MF'ers who don't speak dutch, should be learning dutch in their spare time instead of fooling arround on PF. I believe that if you don't speak dutch ur going nowhere in the world. So wake up English speaking bastards!

I dont like your little story..

Uitspraak van verwijderd op vrijdag 16 februari 2007 om 00:57:

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I dont like your little story..

That's because you didn't use enough dope. "Snif some more and you will see that the whole world will become a brighter place" my grandma used to say.
Too bad her parachute never opened when she went base-jumping last summer.

Well I did use very much of that shit!! And Iam sorry your grandma didnt say anything like that when I was with her..

Too bad I was standing there when she smacked the floor..

Uitspraak van verwijderd op vrijdag 16 februari 2007 om 01:20:

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And Iam sorry your grandma didnt say anything like that when I was with her..

probably because your cock was in her mouth.
You were the guy that made her take off her fake-teeth right?

Uitspraak van verwijderd op vrijdag 16 februari 2007 om 01:36:

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probably because your cock was in her mouth.

Yes, I do remember she was sucking me, it wasnt nice at all. Untill she took out her fake teeth..

I'm really pleased to go to the dentist today

Well, Im not gonna wish you goodluck daddy

EEhjz you are the bastard who's never nice to me

No Im not, and Im never gonna be..

I'm gonna kick you in the balls when ever i will meet you in Zwolle

that Mercedes on my profile pic is REALLY mine