Jouw vetste film "citaat"

wat is jou vetste film citaat????



"You wanna play ruff witm me OK say hello to my Little friend"

Uitspraak van Billy Hufter op maandag 31 juli 2006 om 14:07:

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Mýcheal, wat ýs dýt??

Het is wiet..

-NICHT RIJDER-

Habe sie eine probleme mit deine kabel??
-Who are you??
Ich bin Carl, i am die expert!!

Dan word die scen nog geniaal afgemaakt door de dude zelf.
Maude: You know what happens next
Dude: He fixe the cable??

The Big Lebowski

Uitspraak van verwijderd op zondag 30 juli 2006 om 20:51:

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Pikachu, IK KIES JOU!

"Wie beestachtig leeft, lijdt niet onder het mens zijn"

fear and loathing...

Shit... You shoot me in a dream,you better wake up and apologize."

mr white in reservior dogs

hallo boppers

Vetste uit Big Lebowski staat er niet bij:

The Dude: Mister Treehorn treats objects like women...

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster... to me, being a gangster was even better than being president of the united states.

One day, some of the kids in the hood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, ya know why? It was outta' respect!!

Henry Hill in 'Goodfellas'

dat wordt POMPEN MET DIE SUBWOOFER!!

de Baron in Mastermovies' 'Arie en Bastiaan 4'

we where somewhere around barstow on the edge of the desert
when the drugs began to take hold....

This is not a good town for psycedelic drugs
extremely medicine vibrations where all around us....

They gave me the lsd and they took me to the hotel
I don't know what they done to me but i remeber it was horrible
They gave you what????
LSD....

-Fear and loathing in Las Vegas-

I am the master of the clit!!
Remember this fucking face whenever you see clit you see this fucking face!!
I make that shit work!!
No one rules the clit like me
Not this little fuck none of you little fucks out there!!
I am the clit commander!!
Remember that commander of all clits!!
when it comes down to buisness this is what i do

--Jay and silent Bob strike back--

jolut vedt filmectaad

Wat heb je vandaag geleert op school?
Je raad het nooit.
Maar wat heb je nouw geleert op school ???

Je Raaaad het noooiitt!!!

fILMPJE.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.


the usual suspects

"Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here."

Lt. Col. Frank Slade (Al Pacino) in Scent Of A Woman, één van de beste films allertijden.

You wanna talk this old school bullshit about the rules?
Well here's a rule you might remember:
I'm the motherfucking fucking one who calls the shots"

Tony Soprano

Scarface: You need people like me, so you can point your fucking finger at and say that's the bad guy..!!!

Ik heb hem in een ander forum al gepost, maar ik vind hem echt geweldig.

I always tell the truth, even when I lie...

Scarface ook, geweldige film!

put yout fucking mouth on the curb,PUT IT ON THE CURB!!! RIGHT NOWWW

That's right nou say goodnight!


American history X

Uitspraak van Coresplitta op woensdag 2 augustus 2006 om 01:08:

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we where somewhere around barstow on the edge of the desert
when the drugs began to take hold....

This is not a good town for psycedelic drugs
extremely medicine vibrations where all around us....

They gave me the lsd and they took me to the hotel
I don't know what they done to me but i remeber it was horrible
They gave you what????
LSD....

E-noid volgorde dan

youre all a bunch of fucking assholes.
you know why?
you dont have the guts to be what ya wanna be
me? i dont have that problem.
me? i always tell da truth, even when i lie...

-tony montana-scarface-

Wordt altijd een beetje moe van die Tony Montana citaten, het zijn altijd dezelfden die hem citeren. Volgens mij gaat het er niet om dat het citaat leuk is, het gaat er gewoon om dat men denkt op Tony Montana te kunnen lijken. Zelfde als mensen die Hans Teeuwen eindeloos citeren, alsof je dan net zo grappig wordt als Hans Teeuwen.

Uitspraak van Mindpower op zondag 18 juni 2006 om 17:32:

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Any of you fucking pigs move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you.......

die film is supervet
alleen is t kill ipv execute

Uitspraak van verwijderd op maandag 11 september 2006 om 14:52:

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Wordt altijd een beetje moe van die Tony Montana citaten,

idd, niet echt origineel meer...

Uitspraak van verwijderd op maandag 11 september 2006 om 15:27:

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die film is supervet
alleen is t kill ipv execute

Not quite...
Van IMDB:

You see this, that means NOT WELCOME!!

America History X

Uitspraak van [EV] EARLYGABBERINNETJE op maandag 11 september 2006 om 16:30:

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You see this, that means NOT WELCOME!!

America History X

Tsja, je bent zo'n vieze wazi of je bent het niet...

Uitspraak van verwijderd op maandag 11 september 2006 om 16:15:

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Not quite...

hmm vaag wat ik me kan herinneren was het toch echt kill mrgoed vergissen is menselijk, ga zo de film nog wel ff kijken

edit: heb de scene net ff bekeken, en je hebt gelijk

Ik niet, IMDB.

ook goed

Uitspraak van verwijderd op maandag 11 september 2006 om 14:52:

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altijd dezelfde? dat was mn eerste post...
en nee ik wil niet op tony lijken ja ik vind het een brute film...

.."frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" - gone with the wind...

Uitspraak van ericjheu op maandag 11 september 2006 om 22:50:

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altijd dezelfde? dat was mn eerste post...

Ik doelde meer op het type persoon dan op de persoon zelf.



Jij dan misschien niet, maar die andere tien miljoen figuren die hem continu citeren wel. Erger is nog als men ook nog eens fout gaat citeren, dat is dus helemaal kansloos.

Ook van die mensen die het heel stoer over jayo/sosa/etc hebben terwijl ze nog nooit van hun leven coke hebben gezien, laat staan hebben aangeraakt: zielepootjes zijn het. Niet dat ik die troep ooit heb aangeraakt, ik wil het niet eens aanraken, maar ik heb het dan ook niet over jayo/sosa/whatever.

Uitspraak van scarborough27 op maandag 11 september 2006 om 23:16:

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.."frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" - gone with the wind...

Oldschool! 1939 to be exact.

Moet hem ooit nog een keer kijken, is verplicht als filmliefhebber.

Zijn er heel erg veel...

maar deze kwam direct in me op:

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, too rare to die.”

van Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

American Psycho:

Patrick Bateman: "When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."
David Van Patten: And what did the other part think?
Patrick Bateman: "What her head would look like on a stick..."

Ge-wel-dig

"Somebody order some golfshoes, or we'll never get out of this place alive"



Fear & Loathing, als hij loopt te trippen aan de bar, na het inchecken in het eerste hotel in Vegas

haha ook zo mooi

"Do they pay you to screw that bear?"

ik heb zo,n dorst bert

South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut:

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?!
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls? [gasp]
Mr. Garrison: (jaw dropped) What did you say?!
Cartman: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was: (picks up bullhorn) "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?!"

Topic was al beetje dood maar zag net de film weer en moest het ff kwijt

This is 100% pure colombian cocaine ladies and gentleman, disco shit - Blow

They where killing my marines, so yeah I said: Waste the motherfuckers!!! Rules Of Engagement - Samuel L jackson

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? - Pulp fiction

Nigger, you just fucked with the wrong bull. You should've learned your lesson on the fuckin' basketball court. But you fuckin' monkey's never get the message. My father gave me that truck motherfucker! You ever shoot at fireman? You come here and shoot at my family? I'm gonna teach you a real lesson now motherfucker. Put your fuckin' mouth on the curb, Now say good night - american history x

Al I have in this world is are my balls and my word and I don't break em! (scarface)

FUCK EM ALL (ook scarface)

en dan deze nog....

You want to go to hell? Huh, pig? You want to go to hell with me? It doesn't matter, does it? We are the hunters. We kill the weak so the strong survive.


Cobra , later uiteraard gejat door Sound Enhancers - The Strong Survive

Mjah, meer een hele scene, maar maakt niet uit

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...

Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...

Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...

Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

Uitspraak van Onitsuka op donderdag 14 september 2006 om 17:43:

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ik heb zo,n dorst bert

prachtig

Beter dan die banaan

Ubariu tijdens rijles :

Instructeur : he jij moet den koppeling langzaam laten komen

Ubariu : bek man megool ik betaal jou so ik doe wat ik wil

Uitspraak van verwijderd op donderdag 3 augustus 2006 om 16:22:

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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

strength and honor.
at my signal, unleash hell.

frates!
maximus!
three weeks from now
i will be harvesting my crops.
imagen where u will be and it will be so.
hold the line!
stay with me!
if you find yourself alone...
riding in green fields
with the sun on your face...
do nobt be troubled.
for you are in elysium,
and you're already dead!!!
brothers
what we do in life...
echoes in eternitny.

gladiator


FREEDOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bravehart

"life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get' - Forrest Gump

You need more than guts to be a good gangster, you need ideas.

City of Gods

I hate to see you go, but I looove to watch you leave.

Face/Off

Uitspraak van verwijderd op donderdag 28 september 2006 om 12:26:

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Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...

Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...

Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...

Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

Snatch, supervet Vinny Jones