'little known' facts about the Hoffmeister
1. David Hasselhoff designed hair curlers for the less fortunate
2. David Hasselhoff invented Speedos for the Germans
3. David Hasselhoff’s chest hair was once sold on eBay for $5 million
4. David Hasselhoff invented the moon walk but felt it was childish
5. David Hasselhoff’s chest hair was once used to soak up an oil tanker spillage at sea
6. David Hasselhoff once wrote a book but no human could comprehend it
7. David Hasselhoff invented subway sandwiches so all women could experience 12 inches
8. David Hasselhoff once posed in front of a mirror and it lasted 5 hours
9. When David Hasselhoff runs, his legs don’t actually move quicker the world just revolves faster.
10. David Hasselhoff is what Willis was talking about.
And for the rest, Hoff a nice day
- DSW
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