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Festival line-up
Hier presenteren we de Awakenings Festival line-up voor 2006 die bestaat uit 12 live gigs en 25 dj-sets. 12 Nederlandse artiesten en daarnaast dus een bont gezelschap uit nog 13 landen, alles zit erin!

DJ's
- Adam Beyer
- Andrea Parker
- Anja Schneider
- Agent
- Bart Skils
- Bold
- Cari Lekebusch
- Gayle San
- Joey Beltram
- Karotte
- Labeij & Lauhaus
- Magda
- Inigo Kennedy
- Marko Nastic
- Pet Duo
- Ricardo Villalobos
- Richie Hawtin
- Rumenige & Loktibrada
- Rush
- Shinedoe
- Steve Rachmad
- Umek
- Valentino Kanzyani
- Wighnomy Brothers
- Wouter de Moor

Live
- Alexander Kowalski
- Aril Brikha
- Attack People
- Cave & Ortin Cam
- Funckarma & Cane
- Geigercounting
- Ion Ludwig
- Oliver Kucera
- Orgue Electronique
- Paul Kalkbrenner
- Tony Rohr
- Miss Djax

Voorverkoop start
zaterdag 8 april!

Laat ik s beginnen met de dikke line-up van Awake festival:

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Ice-T recently revealed that he and Hasselhoff, star of 80’s action television show “Knight Rider” and the worldwide hit “Bay Watch” are working on a rap album.

After striking up a friendship in Los Angeles due to the proximity of their residences, Ice-T agreed to produce Hasselhoff, who will reemerge as emcee "Hassel The Hoff."

Drop it like it's Hoff, drop it like it's Hoff!!!