Liar, liar... no truths allowed!

Too bad nobody's allowed to post in this thread

Oh yes, and my cat just ate 12 pizzas, straight from the freezer

and you were gonna give 5.000.000 because I gave you the winning numbers

I'm the french winner of Euromillion

when i die,i go to heaven...

Uitspraak van verwijderd op dinsdag 21 februari 2006 om 21:47:

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when i die,i go to heaven...

you're not gonna die

i am already dead...

and will die 3 more times this night..

i never shagged a milf

Really? I've never been shagged.

I have a huge dick

i never shagged an english girl

Oh yeah? I have.

i shagged kelly

I was the best you've ever had.

We were the 2 of us on her

im completly normal

Uitspraak van KellyLynn op woensdag 22 februari 2006 om 03:37:

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I was the best you've ever had.

i guess your terrible in bed

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 22 februari 2006 om 18:18:

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i guess your terrible in bed

Now I'll wait for her reaction..

Im not listening to speedfreak right now

Uitspraak van French connection op woensdag 22 februari 2006 om 09:30:

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We were the 2 of us on her

...at the least.

Uitspraak van verwijderd op woensdag 22 februari 2006 om 18:18:

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i guess your terrible in bed

Oh, I am! I'm awful in bed. I just lay there and wait for it to be over with.

Uitspraak van KellyLynn op donderdag 23 februari 2006 om 01:47:

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Oh, I am! I'm awful in bed. I just lay there and wait for it to be over with.

Yeah, and I my expectations where so high

Uitspraak van verwijderd op donderdag 23 februari 2006 om 02:12:

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Yeah, and I my expectations where so high

I'm sorry I disappointed you. Perhaps I should do more in bed...

Is there going to be a next time then..?

No...sorry. I've decided to become a nun, so...no more sex for me.

That's exactly what i expected from you..

I felt you hated sex instantly

You've ruined me for any other man.

my apologies..

It's okay...the convent will be a safe place for me, now.

fancy a shag?

no, not at all.

me neither, can't even think about it

It's a good thing we live so close then...we can not have sex together.

Yes... Well

No word of a lie I truly speak off.

I love going into work, every day. I can't wait to go there now...

I'm really hot

Uitspraak van verwijderd op donderdag 23 februari 2006 om 14:42:

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I'm really hot

i'm not at all

Uitspraak van verwijderd op donderdag 23 februari 2006 om 14:42:

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I'm really hot

I'm freezin actually

Uitspraak van KellyLynn op donderdag 23 februari 2006 om 05:07:

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It's a good thing we live so close then...we can not have sex together.

Yeah say that again, and thankfully you'll never come to Holland

Uitspraak van verwijderd op vrijdag 24 februari 2006 om 00:05:

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Yeah say that again, and thankfully you'll never come to Holland

I'll be sure never to visit there.

Uitspraak van KellyLynn op vrijdag 24 februari 2006 om 02:44:

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'll be sure never to visit there.

GIRL! how do you party???

Uitspraak van KellyLynn op vrijdag 24 februari 2006 om 02:44:

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I'll be sure never to visit there.

Good to hear. I would hate to end up in bed with you

Uitspraak van verwijderd op vrijdag 24 februari 2006 om 10:02:

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GIRL! how do you party???

(I don't. I joined a convent, remember? )

Uitspraak van verwijderd op vrijdag 24 februari 2006 om 14:08:

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Good to hear. I would hate to end up in bed with you

I bet you really suck in bed, too.

Uitspraak van KellyLynn op zaterdag 25 februari 2006 om 02:21:

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I don't. I joined a convent, remember?

*Hits his forehead* DOH!!!!!

See, I only post on this forum when my brainactivity is near "braindead"

didn't drink a drup last night and went to bed early

Uitspraak van KellyLynn op zaterdag 25 februari 2006 om 02:21:

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I bet you really suck in bed, too.

YEah I am a disaster I know..

Uitspraak van verwijderd op zaterdag 25 februari 2006 om 16:44:

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See, I only post on this forum when my brainactivity is near "braindead"

so does that mean that (really) you post here when you're fully alert and functioning?

Uitspraak van verwijderd op zaterdag 25 februari 2006 om 19:37:

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YEah I am a disaster I know..

That's such a bad thing, too.

I never touched drugs in my life...

and i think that's a good thing

never try anything new that's my motto

I'm sad, because I don't have any friends.

Uitspraak van KellyLynn op zaterdag 25 februari 2006 om 20:21:

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so does that mean that (really) you post here when you're fully alert and functioning?

*Hits his Forehead AGAIN* DOH!!!

See too brainnumbed to read the topic!!!

Yes, i am fully alert and thinking when replying this thread

Uitspraak van KellyLynn op zondag 26 februari 2006 om 02:03:

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I'm sad, because I don't have any friends.

Wow..pffffffff...it's realy hot outside, i'm going to the beach.