hier ken ju ff lekker dissen tegen mekaar.is soms ook leuk
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ik wou eerst een leeg bericht zetten
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zo ik ben weer bij
je vriendin was makkelijk ja
je ma nog makkelijker
noem je dat dissen?
zo heb ik er al 2, gaat makkelijk hoor 
en nu 3
val dood
hier e1tje ja
Ja ik vind jou ook maar een grote kneus
ps jullie mogen mekaar ook dissen hoor mijn inspiratie gaat ook een keer op
ps jullie mogen mekaar ook dissen hoor mijn inspiratie gaat ook een keer op
die is er nooit geweest hoor
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Je moeder die bij de aldi geneukt word voor een blikje river cola
Zoiets ???
Zoiets ???
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donateur
is bij jou al gebeurt aan je foto te zien!!!!
Hmmm... die is best origineel
is bij jou al gebeurt aan je foto te zien!!!!
pas maar op ... je kan zomaar de volgende zijn
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Yo' momma's so fat, she gets stuck in her dreams
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Yo' momma's so fat, she uses a basketball as a hackey sack
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Yo' momma's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on
Yo' momma's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to the circus, she sees the big top and asks, Where can I try that on?
Yo' momma's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said, Sorry, we don't do curtains
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to the circus, she takes up all the rings
Yo' momma's so fat, Place Your Ad Here is printed on each of her butt cheeks
Yo' momma's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg
Yo' momma's so fat, when she leaves the beach, everybody shouts, The coast is clear
Yo' momma's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics
Yo' momma's so fat, she went on a light diet...as soon as it's light, she starts eating
Yo' momma's so fat, she went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food, she ate it
Yo' momma's so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time
Yo' momma's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half French
Yo' momma's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my *ss on the light bulb
Yo' momma's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party
Yo' momma's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion
Yo' momma' so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit
Yo' momma's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat
Yo' momma's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet
Yo' momma's so fat, when she comes down the stairs, she measures on the Richter scale
Yo' momma's so fat, when she walks down the street, everyone yells Earthquake
Yo' momma's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool
Yo' momma's so fat, when she fills up the tub, she FILLS UP the tub
Yo' momma's so fat, they're going to use her to fill that hole in the ozone layer
Yo' momma's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids
Yo' momma's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks
Yo' momma's so fat, when she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other If you let me by, I'll let you pass
Yo' momma's so fat, she jumped in the ocean, and the whales started singing, We are family
Yo' momma's so fat, she plays pool with the planets
Yo' momma's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show
Yo' momma's so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think it's the school bus
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a purple sweater, people call her Barney
Yo' momma is so fat, when she sits in a chair, the rolls on her legs cover her feet like a blanket
Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan
Yo' momma's so fat, she don't know whether she's walking or rolling
Yo' momma's so fat, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling
Yo' momma's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic
Yo' momma's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought she was American Airlines' biggest jet
Yo' momma's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet
Yo' momma's so fat, she was lifting up her rolls, and a car fell out
Yo' momma's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill three cows just to make her a pair of shoes
Yo' momma's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation
Yo' momma's so fat, she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step
Yo' momma's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts
Yo' momma's so fat, her belly-button's got an echo
Yo' momma's got so many rings around her belly, she screws her underwear on
Yo' momma's so fat, she roller skates on busses
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses bowling balls for earrings
Yo' momma lost at hide n' seek when I spotted her behind the Himalayas
Yo' momma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps
Yo' momma's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to use a VCR as a beeper
Yo' momma's so fat, she has a refrigerator strapped to her waist, and it looks like a pager
Yo' momma's so fat, her nickname is DAMN
Yo' momma's so fat, people jog around her for exercise
Yo' momma's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas
Yo' momma's so fat, I have to take a plane, a train, and an automobile just to get on her good side
Yo' momma's so fat, when you get on top of her, your ears pop
Yo' momma's so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions
Yo' momma's so fat, yo' daddy's idea of foreplay is setting up the on-ramps
Yo' momma's so fat, you haveta roll over twice to get off her
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate
Yo' momma's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, Okay
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she orders everything on the menu, including Thank You, Come Again
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps
Yo' momma's so fat, the sign outside one restaurant says 'Maximum occupancy, 512, or YO' MOMMA
' Yo' momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow raincoat, people said, Taxi
Yo' momma's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon
Yo' momma's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a sign that said, Caution
Wide Turn
Yo' momma's so fat, when she stands in a left-turn lane, it gives her the green arrow
Yo' momma's so fat, we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet
Yo' momma's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for their new world
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER
Yo' momma's so fat, when Scorpion did the harpoon throw on her, he got arrested for whaling
Yo' momma's so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in
Yo' momma's so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in
Yo' momma's so fat, when she lies on the beach, no one else gets sun
Yo' momma's so fat, her shoes have to have license plates
Yo' momma's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to Sea World, she came out with a paycheck
Yo' momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo' momma's so fat, they use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping
Yo' momma's so fat, when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground
Yo' momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
Yo' momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it
Yo' momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale
Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets on the scale, it says, We don't do livestock
Yo' momma's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said, Please step out of the car
Yo' momma's so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo' momma's so fat, even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction
Yo' momma's so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk - white and chunky
Yo' momma's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and it made a dollar
Yo' momma's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book
Yo' momma's so fat, her senior pictures had to be aerial views
Yo' momma's so fat, every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil
Yo' momma's so fat, she left the house in high heels and when she came back, she had on flip flops
Yo' momma's so fat, when she hauls *ss, she has to make two trips
Yo' momma's so fat, when she hauls *ss, she has friends come help
Yo' momma's so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks
Yo' momma's so fat, she has a wooden leg with a kick stand
Yo' momma's so fat, they have to grease the bath tub to get her out
Yo' momma's so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo' momma's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again
Yo' momma's so fat, when she dances at a concert, the whole band skips
Yo' momma's so fat, when she runs, she makes the CD player skip...at the radio station
Yo' momma's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs
Yo' momma's so fat, the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo' momma's so fat, she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist, they spelled out boulevard
Yo' momma's so fat, instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's
Yo' momma's so fat, she has her own brand of jeans: FA - Fat *ss Jeans
Yo' momma's so fat, when she was walking in her jeans, I swear I smelled something burning
Yo' momma's so fat, she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse
Yo' momma's so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it
Yo' momma's so fat, when she got hit by a bus, she said, Who threw that rock? Yo' momma's so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks
Yo' momma's so fat, they had to let out the shower curtain
Yo' momma's so fat, she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat
Yo' momma's so fat, her picture fell off the wall
Yo' momma's so fat, she don't have cellulite, she has celluHEAVY
Yo' momma's so fat, she eats Wheat *Thicks*
Yo' momma's so fat, when she sweats, people wear raincoats around her
Yo' momma's so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her I.Q.
Yo' momma's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing HER peanuts
Yo' momma's so fat, it say on her driver's license Picture continued on back. Yo' momma's so fat, NASA orbits a satellite around her
Yo' momma's so fat, people use her dandruff as quilts
Yo' momma's so fat, she runs on diesel
Yo' momma's so fat, she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand
Yo' momma's so fat, she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship
Yo' momma's so fat, she won Miss Bessie the Cow, 96
Yo' momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
Yo' momma's so fat, the Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her
Yo' momma's so fat, to her, 'light food' means under four tons
Yo' momma's so fat, when she's in a jacuzzi, she makes her own gravy
Yo' momma's so fat, cars run out of gas before passing her fat *ss
Yo' momma's so fat, her doctor's a grounds keeper
Yo' momma's so fat, McDonald's has to change their sign every time she eats there
Yo' momma's so fat, she can smell bacon frying in Canada
Yo' momma's so fat, she got hit by a car and the car sued for damages
Yo' momma's so fat, she had her ears pierced with a harpoon
Yo' momma's so fat, she wears a microwave for a beeper
Yo' momma's so fat, she wears pillow cases for socks and hula hoops to hold them up
Yo' momma's so fat, she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair
Yo' momma's so fat, when she sits on a chair, she makes paper
Yo' momma's so fat, Neil Armstrong landed on her in 1969
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to be fed by slingshot
Yo' momma's so fat, she walked in front of the TV, and I missed three commercials
Yo' momma's so fat, the shadow of her *ss weighs 50 pounds
Yo' momma's so fat, her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Hershey Kiss
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets
Yo' momma's so fat, her navel gets home 15 minutes before she does
Yo' momma's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance
Yo' momma's so fat, if she was a super hero, she would be the Incredible Bulk
Yo' momma's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones, she got the part as the big rolling ball
Yo' momma's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose
Yo' momma's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a red dress in the summer, kids run after her yelling, Kool Aid
Kool Aid
Yo' momma's so fat, when I yell Kool-Aid, she comes crashing through the wall
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to sleep in the barn with the rest of the cows
Yo' momma's so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call
Yo' momma's so fat, if she put her hand on her hip, she would look like a gallon of milk
Yo' momma's so fat, when she stood in front of the HOLLYWOOD letters we thought we were in the hood (HO*****OD)
Yo' momma's so fat, she's got a zit on her butt that's known as Mt. St. Helen
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the freeway as a slip 'n slide
Yo' momma's so fat, when she needs a shower, she goes to a car wash
Yo' momma's so fat, when she starts a marathon, she's already at the finish line
Yo' momma's so fat, she pays taxes in three countries
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow shirt, people wear sunglasses
Yo' momma's so fat, she needs to use a boomerang to scratch her fat *ss
Yo' momma's so fat, she gets her dresses made by Barnum and Bailey
Yo' momma's so fat, when she last went to church, nobody would leave until she sang
Yo' momma's so fat, her nickname is the Badyear Blimp
Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, Hey
Break it up
Yo' momma's so fat, I kept trying to leave her, but I couldn't escape her gravitational pull
Yo' momma's so fat, she has her own asteroid belt
Yo' momma's so fat, she can kick start a 747
Yo' momma's so fat, if she was two feet taller, she'd be spherical
Yo' momma's so fat, she was kidnapped by a cannibal tribe, and they all died of cholesterol
Yo' momma's so fat, she got a ticket for going the wrong way down a one way street when she was walking
Yo' momma's so fat, she doesn't sit, she spreads
Yo' momma's so fat, she was born on the 4th, 5th and 6th of March
Yo' momma's so fat, she was stopped by police dogs at the airport for having 300 lbs of crack under her dress
Yo' momma's so fat, she lives in two time zones - supper time and dinner time
Yo' momma's so fat, in school when she stood up and turned around, she would erase all the black-boards in the room
Yo' momma's so fat, it took God one day to create the earth and five days to create yo' momma
Yo' momma's so fat, the local police hired her to be a roadblock
Yo' momma's so fat, she bumps into people even when she's sitting down
Yo' momma's so fat, she don't take pictures, she takes posters
Yo' momma is so fat, when she walks down the street in a green dress, everybody yells, Run for your lives
It's GODZILLA
Yo' momma's so fat, when she sings, it's over
Yo' momma's so fat, they use her underwear for the screen at the movies
Yo' momma's so fat, she hula-hooped the super bowl
Yo' momma's so fat, to her, light food means under four tons
Yo' momma's so fat, the Himalayas are practice runs to prepare for her
Yo' momma's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off
Yo' momma's so fat, Thanksgiving Day, she ate dinner for six hours, then said, I am going to walk this meal off. I said, Call me when you get to Brazil
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to wear a hat with a blinking red light to scare off the airplanes
Yo' momma's so fat, if she wears fish-net stockings, they'd better be fifty pound test
Yo' momma's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-g*d-it's-coming-towards-us
Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly, they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway
Yo' momma's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell
Yo' momma's so fat, she can't wear Daisy Dukes - she has to wear Boss Hoggs
Yo' momma's so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than Thomas' English Muffin
Yo' momma's so fat, she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big
Yo' momma's so fat, she's 36-24-36...but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh
Yo' momma's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came and said, Break it up
Yo' momma's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to buy two plane tickets, and she doesn't even notice the armrest
Yo' momma's so fat, when she lays down, stunt men try to jump over her
Yo' momma's brain is so small, if I took it and rolled it down the edge of a razor blade, it would be like a lone car going down a six lane highway
Yo' momma's brain is so small, if you stuffed it up an ant's butt, it would still rattle like a BB in a tin can
Yo' momma's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose
Yo' momma's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20
Yo' momma's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say 'Go'
Yo' momma's so stupid, she gave birth to you
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window
Yo' momma's so stupid, she ran out of gas leaving Texaco
Yo' momma's so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage
Yo' momma's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk
Yo' momma's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said, Cherry or grape?
Yo' momma's so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer
Yo' momma's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said Dodge Trucks and she started ducking through traffic
Yo' momma's so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said Will eat for food
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Thailand is a men's clothing store
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Sherlock Holmes was a housing project
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Delta Airlines is a sorority
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Christmas wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a stereotype is a clock-radio brand
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks the Internet is something you catch fish with
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a lawsuit is something you wear to court
Yo' momma's so stupid, when the judge said, Order in the court, she said, I'll have a hamburger and a Coke
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had
Yo' momma's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said, Hey Boss, all the small ones are gone
Yo' momma's so stupid, if brains were gas, she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Fruit Loop
Yo' momma's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps, she went and got toilet paper
Yo' momma's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses
Yo' momma's so stupid, when her husband lost his marbles, she bought him new ones
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a car pool
Yo' momma's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed
Yo' momma's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to drop acid, but the car battery fell on her foot
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got shot running for the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial
Yo' momma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got on her knees to drink her Nehi peach drink
Yo' momma's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble
Yo' momma's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done
Yo' momma's so stupid, it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo' momma's so stupid, when yo' daddy said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo' momma's so stupid, she told everyone that she was illegitiment because she couldn't read
Yo' momma's so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Yo' momma's so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Yo' momma's so stupid, she stole free bread
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the superbowl
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonald's
Yo' momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain
Yo' momma's so stupid that under Education on her job application, she put Hooked on Phonics
Yo' momma's so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating yo' house
Yo' momma's so stupid, she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes
Yo' momma's so stupid, they had to burn down the school to get her out of second grade
Yo' momma's so stupid, she bought a Clapper, and she only has one hand
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car
Yo' momma's so stupid, she mates out of season
Yo' momma's so stupid, her brain cells are on the endangered species list
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a hot meal is stolen food
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought the Nazis were saying Hi, Hitler
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she tried to commit suicide, she jumped off the curb
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she saw a sign that said Wet floor, she did
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a triple is for extreme alcoholics
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo' momma's so stupid, someone yells hoe-down, she hits the deck
Yo' momma's so stupid, if you give her a penny for her intelligence, you'll get change back
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took you to the airport the sign said, 'Airport left', so she turned around and went home
Yo' momma's so stupid, on an application it said, Don't write here, and she wrote, Why? Yo' momma's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put O.K. Yo' momma's so stupid, when she was filling out a job application, when she saw sign here, she put Scorpio
Yo' momma's so stupid, she saw Jesus walk on water and said, It's gotta be the shoes
Yo' momma's so stupid, when asked on an application, Sex?, she marked, M, F and sometimes weekends too
Yo' momma's so stupid, she asked me what kind of jeans I had on, I said, Guess, so she said Levi's
Yo' momma's so stupid, she called information to get the number for 411 ... and when the operator said Hold one minute, she counted to 60 and hung up
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took toilet paper to a craps game
Yo' momma's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store
Yo' momma's so stupid, when you were born she looked at the umbilical cord and said, Hey, everybody - he comes with cable
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to catch the 44 bus but caught the 22 twice instead
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on her tape deck
Yo' momma's so stupid, if her I.Q. was any lower, she'd trip over it
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks MCI is a rapper
Yo' momma's so stupid, she had your brother thrown in rehab. 'cause he was Hooked on Phonics
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks it's the ice cubes that keeps the fridge cold
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought gangrene was another golf course
Yo' momma's so stupid, it take her a month to get rid of the seven day itch
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel
Yo' momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob cause he said it would help with his unemployment
Yo' momma's so stupid, she called the cocaine hotline to order some
Yo' momma's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks manual labor is a Mexican
Yo' momma's so stupid, she has one toe and bought a pair of flip flops
Yo' momma's so stupid, on her job application where it says 'emergency contact', she put '911'
Yo' momma's so stupid, she said what's that letter after x, I said, 'Y'; she said, 'Cause I wanna know
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Hamburger Helper came with another person
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood
Yo' momma's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod
Yo' momma's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen her since
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she counts to ten she get stuck at 11
Yo' momma's so stupid, when you were born, she looked at the umbilical cord and said, Whoa
This thing comes wit cable
Yo' momma's so ugly, she looks like you
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks
Yo' momma's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her
Yo' momma's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out
Yo' momma's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it
Yo' momma's so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation
Yo' momma's so ugly, people at the circus pay money NOT to see her
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down
Yo' momma's so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness
Yo' momma's so ugly, yo' daddy tosses the ugly stick, and she fetches it every time
Yo' momma's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks
Yo' momma's so ugly, the kids call her Lassie and feed the b*tch biscuits
Yo' momma's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said, Damn, how'd you get out so fast
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border
Yo' momma's so ugly, I heard that yo' daddy first met her at the pound
Yo' momma's so ugly, I can have sex with her in any position and it's still doggy style
Yo' momma's so ugly, she entered a dog show and won
Yo' momma's so ugly, her doctor is a vet
Yo' momma's so ugly, if ugly were bricks, she'd be a high rise
Yo' momma's so ugly, if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team
Yo' momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares
Yo' momma's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her
When yo' momma was born they had to take her out of the trash can, 'cause the doctor said, Throw this shit away
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, they tinted the windows of her incubator
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap
Yo' momma's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor smacked everyone
Yo' momma's so ugly, they threw her away and kept the afterbirth
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor took her and told her mother, If this doesn't start to cry in ten seconds, it was a tumor
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born the Doctor looked at her ass and her face and said: My God, Siamese twins
Yo' momma's so ugly, just after her birth, her mother saw the afterbirth and said, Twins
Yo' momma's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, What a treasure, and her father said, Yeah, let's go bury it
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, GOD admitted that even HE could make a mistake
Yo' momma's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo' momma's so ugly, it makes me wish birth control is retroactive
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no professionals
Yo' momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
Yo' momma's so ugly, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower
Yo' momma's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, It's Halloween already?
Yo' momma's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes ON in strip joints
Yo' momma's so ugly, when they took her to the beautician, it took twelve hours...for a quote
Yo' momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her
Yo' momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone
Yo' momma's so ugly, she scares the roaches away
Yo' momma's so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
If my dog had a face as ugly as Yo' momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards
Yo' momma's so ugly, her face looks like a blind cobbler's thumb
Yo' momma's so ugly, her face is like the south end of a north-bound camel
Yo' momma's so ugly, Dairy Queen won't even treat her right
Yo' momma's so ugly, she's like 7-UP...never had it, never will
Yo' momma's so ugly, she could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck
Yo' momma's so ugly, she had to wear two bags over her head in case one breaks
Yo' momma's so ugly, she's only had one successful job - being a scarecrow
Yo' momma's so ugly, she just got a job at the airport - sniffing for drugs
Yo' momma's so ugly, she makes *YOU* look good
Yo' momma's so ugly, her psychiatrist makes her lie face down
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in
Yo' momma's so ugly, the tide won't even take her out
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she went to jump in a lake, the lake jumped back
Yo' momma's so ugly, her momma had to feed her with a sling shot
Yo' momma's so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on
Yo' momma's so ugly, peeping toms break into her house and CLOSE the blinds
Yo' momma's so ugly, she has little round marks all over her body from people touching her with 10-foot poles
Yo' momma is so ugly, her face could stop a sun dial
Yo' momma's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies
Yo' momma's so ugly, they didn't make her wear a costume when she tried out for Star Wars
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she walked into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck
Yo' momma's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends
Yo' momma's so ugly, she has to trick-or-treat over the phone
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down
Yo' momma's so ugly, two guys broke into her apt., she yelled rape, and they yelled NO
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her
Yo' momma's so ugly, cockroaches go like this: HI, MOM
Yo' momma's so ugly, she frightened away both the beauty and the beast
Yo' momma's so ugly, she strips wall paper from walls for a living
Yo' momma's so ugly, she dated Jabba the Hut and HE was the looker
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was a baby, her parents had a little yellow sign in their car window that read, THING ON BOARD
Yo' momma's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell - when people see her, they run for the border
Yo' momma's so ugly, she scares people even with the lights out
Yo' momma's so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up
Yo' momma is so ugly, her face is registered as a biological weapon
Yo' momma's so ugly, the NHL banned her for life
Yo' momma's so ugly, your dad's breath smells like sh*t because he would rather kiss her ass
Yo' momma's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road
Yo' momma's so ugly, it looks like her face caught fire and they put it out with an ice pick
Yo' momma's so ugly, her mother used to put rubber bands on her ears so people would think the girl was wearing a mask
Yo' momma's so ugly, she wasn't beaten with an ugly stick...the whole forest fell on her
Yo' momma's so ugly, she's the cover girl for iodine
Yo' momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her
Yo' momma's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends
Yo' momma's so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel
Yo' momma's so ugly, she can look up a camel's butt and scare its hump off
Yo' momma's so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train
Yo' momma's so ugly, they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom, the toilet flushes
Yo' momma's so ugly, she's was a three bagger: 1 for her head, 1 for yours in case hers fell off, and 1 by the door in case anyone walked in
Yo' momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first
Yo' momma's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license
Yo' momma's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment
Yo' momma's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her
Yo' momma's so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white
Yo' momma's so old, her memory is in black and white
Yo' momma's so old, she has an autographed Bible
Yo' momma's so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake
Yo' momma's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick
Yo' momma's so old, her social security number is 1
Yo' momma's so old, her birth certificate says expired on it
Yo' momma's so old, she farts dust
Yo' momma's so old, when I told her to act her age, she died
Yo' momma's so old and fat that when God said Let there be light, He told her to move her fat ass
Yo' momma's so old, George Burns calls her Grandma
Yo' momma's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp
Yo' momma's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince
Yo' momma's so old, she's blind from the big bang
Yo' momma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories
Yo' momma's so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
Yo' momma's so old, when Moses split the Red Sea, she was on the other side fishing
Yo' momma's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block
Yo' momma's so old, she owes Jesus a nickel
Yo' momma's so old, she used to babysit Jesus
Yo' momma's so old, her birthday's expired
Yo' momma's so poor, even her BOSS pants are unemployed
Yo' momma's so poor, she has to take the trash IN
Yo' momma's so poor, I went to her house and took down some cobwebs, and she said, Who's tearing down the drapes?
Yo' momma's so poor, when I saw her rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked her what she was doing; she said, Remodeling
Yo' momma's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked what she was doing, and she said Moving
Yo' momma was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, What ya doin'? She said, Buying luggage
Yo' momma's so poor, I came over for dinner and saw three beans on the table; I took one, and she said Don't be greedy
Yo' momma's so poor, when I stepped on her door mat, she said, Hey, you can't go upstairs
Yo' momma's so poor, I stepped on her skateboard and she said, Hey, get off the car
Yo' momma's so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and she said, Who turned off the lights?
Yo' momma's so poor, I went into her house and flushed a cockroach down the toilet and she said, Hey, where'd Grandma go?
Yo' momma's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said, Third tree to your right
Yo' momma's so poor, after I p*ssed in your yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn
Yo' momma's so poor, when I asked what was for dinner, she pulled her shoelaces off and said Spaghetti
Yo' momma's so poor, her face is on the front of a food stamp
Yo' momma's so poor, when she heard about the last supper, she thought she had run out of food stamps
Yo' momma's so poor, she got arrested for breaking the gum-ball machine because it didn't take food stamps
Yo' momma's so poor, she puts food stamps in your penny loafers
Yo' momma's so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says DING
Yo' momma's so poor, when I ring the doorbell, I hear the toilet flush
Yo' momma's so poor, when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers
Yo' momma's so poor, she went to McDonald's and had to put her french fries on lay-a-way
Yo' momma's so poor, she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning
Yo' momma's so poor, burglars break in her house and leave money
Yo' momma's so poor, she married young just to get the rice
Yo' momma's so poor, the Somalians are sending HER food
Yo' momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she yelled, Who turned off the heat?
Yo' momma's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention
Yo' momma's so po', she can't even afford the or
Yo' momma's so poor, she wipes with both sides of the toilet paper
Yo' momma's so poor, the only time she's smelled hot food was when a rich man farted
Yo' momma's so poor, yo' TV's got two channels: on and off
Yo' momma's so poor, when yo' family watches TV, they go to Sears
Yo' momma's so poor, when she wrote a check, the whole bank bounced
Yo' momma's so dark, she went to night school and was marked absent
Yo' momma's so dark, she leaves fingerprints on charcoal
Yo' momma's so dark, a piece of coal makes a white mark on her
Yo' momma's so dark, she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers
Yo' momma's so dark, they die bowling balls in her bath water
Yo' momma's so dark, when she sits in a hot tub, she makes tea
Yo' momma's so dark, if she sat in a jacuzzi, the water would turn into coffee
Yo' momma's so dark, she drinks water and pees coffee
Yo' momma's so dark, the police shot at her, and the bullets came back for flashlights
Yo' momma's so dark, when she gets out of the car, the oil light comes on
Yo' momma's so fat 'n dark, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill
Yo' momma's so dark, when people refer to darkness coming in the future, they refer to her next visit
Yo' momma's so dark, they made a movie of her heart transplant called From the darkest heart of Africa
Yo' momma's so dark, she bleeds smoke
Yo' momma's so dark, that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime
Yo' momma's so dark, when she puts lotion on her legs, it looks like she has on leather pants
Yo' momma's so dark, if they put her in a bottle, she'd be a Pepsi
Yo' family's so dark, when they hold hands, they look like a stretch limo
Yo' momma's so black, she goes to a funeral naked, and no one notices
Yo' momma's so fat and black, when she goes skydiving she turns day into night
Yo' momma's so short, she has to cuff her underwear
Yo' momma's so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet
Yo' momma's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet
Yo' momma's so short, she jumps off curbs, saying, Wheeee
Yo' momma's so short, her best friend is an ant
Yo' momma's so short, her homies are the Keebler Elves
Yo' momma's so short, she doesn't have legs, she has feet growing out her ass
Yo' momma's so short, she tried to commit suicide with a pin
Yo' momma's so short, she's afraid to get off the carpet alone
Yo' momma's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license
Yo' momma's so short, she poses for trophies
Yo' momma's so short, she does back-flips under the bed
Yo' momma's so short, she has to look down to look up
Yo' momma's so short, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime
Yo' momma's so small, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs
Yo' momma's so short, she pole vaults with a toothpick
Yo' momma's so short, she can bungee-jump off a curb
Yo' momma's so short, she has to slam-dunk her change on the bus
Yo' momma's so nasty, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back
Yo' momma's so nasty, she uses her dirty clothes as a weapon
Yo' momma's so nasty, she has to creep up on bath water
Yo' momma's so nasty, the government uses her bath water for chemical weapons
Yo' momma's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10,000 miles
Yo' momma's so nasty, I called her for phone sex, and she gave me an ear infection
Yo' momma's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer, and she gave me a virus
Yo' momma's so nasty, while you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing an oxygen mask
Yo' momma's so nasty, every time she opens her mouth, she's talking shit
Yo' momma reminds me of a toilet: short, white, and smells like sh*t
I saved Yo' momma's life today...I killed a sh*t-eating dog on the way over
Yo' momma's so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach
Yo' momma's so nasty, she gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh
Yo' momma's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down
Yo' momma's so nasty, she made Ben Gay go straight
Yo' momma's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left
Yo' momma's so nasty, she made Right Guard call for backup
Yo' momma's so nasty, even the fishery paid her to leave
Yo' momma's so nasty, Ozzie Osbourne refused to bite her head off
Yo' momma's so nasty, the Nat'l Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts
Yo' momma's so nasty, skunks run from her
Yo' momma's so nasty, a skunk smelled her *ss and passed out
Yo' momma's so nasty, she makes onions cry
Yo' momma's so nasty, she went swimming, and now we have the Dead Sea
Yo' momma's so nasty, she joined the four horseman: war, death, famine, disease
Yo' momma's so nasty, she's like Shaq - she don't fake the funk
Yo' momma's drawers are so nasty, the roaches check in, but they don't check out
Yo' momma's so nasty, flies land on her picture
Yo' momma's so nasty, she has to use Black Flag for a deodorant
Yo' momma's so nasty, lice visit her on their vacations
Yo' momma's so nasty, not even flies would go near her
Yo' momma's so nasty, she uses Drain-o to douche
Yo' momma's so hairy, when she went to a salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair, and she opened up her shirt
Yo' momma's so hairy, she wears a Nike tag on her weave, so now everyone calls her Hair Jordan
Yo' momma's so hairy, she's got afros on her breasts
Yo' momma's so hairy, she braids her hair - on her upper lip
Yo' momma ain't so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back
Yo' momma's so hairy, she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro
Yo' momma's so hairy, she looks like a Chia Pet with a sweater on
Yo' momma's so hairy, she shaves with a weed whacker
Yo' momma's so hairy, she uses a lawn mower to shave her armpits
Yo' momma's so hairy, it looks like she has Don King in a head-lock
Yo' momma's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her
Yo' momma's so hairy, she doesn't have a bikini line - she has a bikini book
Yo' momma's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth
Yo' momma's legs are so hairy, if she had fur coat and a banana, they'd stick her back in the zoo
Yo' momma's so hairy, when she goes to the circus, the bearded lady protests against non-union workers
Yo' momma's so hairy, she was a stunt double for Chubaca in Star Wars
Yo' momma's so hairy, she got a trim and lost ten pounds
Yo' momma's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men
Yo' momma's so hairy, she beats her chest after sex
Yo' momma's so greasy, her freckles slipped off
Yo' momma's so greasy, she used bacon as a band-aid
Yo' momma's so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her
Yo' momma's so greasy, when she jumps in the ocean, she leaves a ring around the shore
Yo' momma's so greasy, when she cooks, she rubs the pan with her hair
Yo' momma's so greasy, when she slid into second, her butt ended up in Detriot
Yo' momma's so greasy, she sweats Crisco
Yo' momma's so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss
Yo' momma's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet
Yo' momma's so skinny, when she lets the water out of the bathtub, her toes get caught in the drain
Yo' momma's so skinny, she has to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow
Yo' momma's so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent
Yo' momma's so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant
Yo' momma's so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio
Yo' momma's so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio
Yo' momma's so skinny, she has to wear a belt with spandex
Yo' momma's so skinny, when she wears a red dress, people think she's a thermometer
Yo' momma's so skinny, when she swallowed a marble, I thought she was nine months pregnant
Yo' momma's so skinny, she uses a tie for a blanket
Yo' momma's so skinny, she has to make knots in her panty hose so that her knees can be seen
Yo' momma's so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma
Yo' momma's so skinny, if she had dreads, I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor
Yo' momma's butt is so bony, she put her drawers on and cut them in two
Yo' momma's so skinny, she got a run in her hose and she fell out
Yo' momma's got eyes in her butt, talking about D*mn, did you see that sh*t?
Yo' momma ain't got no fingers, talking about how she's pressing charges
Yo' momma's got no left eye, and she's talkin' 'bout Make this left
Yo' momma's got one leg, talkin' 'bout Ain't no half steppin'
Yo' momma's got three fingers, talkin' 'bout Gimme five
Yo' momma ain't got no arms, talkin' 'bout I'm hangin' in there
Yo' momma ain't got no eyes, talkin' 'bout I see what you mean
Yo' momma ain't got no ears, talkin' 'bout I hear ya
Yo' momma ain't got no legs, talkin' 'bout how she's gonna run for president
Yo' momma ain't got no legs, talkin' 'bout how she's running things
Yo' momma's got no fingers talking 'bout wanting to be with the Pointer sisters
Yo' momma's got no legs and always talking about how she kicks ass
Yo' momma has one leg and says I'll kick yo' ass
Yo' momma's got one ear, talking 'bout she wants to hear both sides of the story
Yo' momma sits in a wheelchair and says I ain't gonna stand for this
Yo' momma has no neck and says I'm the head of this family
Yo' momma has an afro with a chin strap
Yo' momma has a wooden afro with an 'X' carved in the back
Yo' momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns
Yo' momma has a `fro with landing lights
Yo' momma got two wooden legs and one is on backward
Yo' momma got a wooden leg with a real foot
Yo' momma's got a wooden leg with a kick stand and has to nail her stockings up
Yo' momma got a wooden leg with branches
Yo' momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree
Yo' momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns
Yo' momma has a glass eye with a fish in it
Yo' momma got so many teeth missing it looks like her tongue is in jail
Yo' momma has ten fingers - all on the same hand
Yo' momma has four eyes and two pairs of sunglasses
Yo' momma got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in her pocket
Yo' momma's got one leg longer than other and they call her call her 'hip hop'
Yo' momma's got one toe and one knee and they call her 'Tony'
Yo' momma's got three toes and three knees and they call her 'Toni Tone Tony'
Yo' momma's got one leg and people call her 'Ilene'
Yo' momma's got one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee and they call her 'Uno'
Yo' momma has one arm and when she fights, the announcer says, She throws a right, a right, and another right
Yo' momma's has no ears... I seen her trying on sunglasses...
Yo' momma's got a four dollar weave and don't know when to leave
Yo' momma's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator
Yo' momma's got more weave than a dog in traffic
Yo' momma's got snake skin teeth
Yo' momma has a short leg and walks in circles
Yo' momma's hair is so short, when she braided it, they looked like stitches
Yo' momma's hair is so short, she curls it with rice
Yo' momma's hair is so nappy, she has to take Tylenol just to comb it
Yo' momma's hair is so nappy, even Moses couldn't part it
Yo' momma's hair is so nappy, her comb had to get dentures
Yo' momma's hair is so nappy, when she combs her hair, her teeth bleed
Yo' momma's hair has so much mousse in it, it could deflect bullets
Yo' momma's so bald, even a wig wouldn't help
Yo' momma's so bald, you can see what's on her mind
Yo' momma's so bald, I can read her mind
Yo' momma's so bald, she took a shower and got brainwashed
Yo' momma's so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck, she looks like a roll on deodorant
Yo' momma's so bald, when she goes to sleep, her head keeps slipping off the pillow
Yo' momma's head is so small, she use a tea-bag as a pillow
Yo' momma's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died
Yo' momma's head is so small, she could wear fruit loops as head rags
Yo' momma's head is so big, it shows up on radar
Yo' momma's head is so big she has to step into her shirts
Yo' momma's head is so big, she has to wash her hair at Niagra Falls
Yo' momma's forehead's so big, you could show slides on it
Yo' momma's ears are so big, she drives the freeways by sonar
Yo' momma's ears are so big, she can hear sign language
Yo' momma's ears are so big, she can hear what I'm thinking
Yo' momma has so much wax in her ears, I stuck a Q-Tip in and pulled out a crayon
Yo' momma's lips are so big, ChapStick had to invent a spray
Yo' momma's lips are so big, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo' momma's lips are so big, when she smiles, her hair gets wet
Yo' momma's lips are so big, she needs a kick stand to hold them up
Yo' momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her stomach lights up
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, when she drinks water, it turns into lemonade
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, crows fly down and pick at them like it was corn
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, she's got more gold than Fort Knox
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow that when she used Aim, she missed
Yo' momma's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles, they look like dice
Yo' momma's teeth are so black, when she spits, she seals driveways
Yo' momma's got so many gaps in her teeth, it looks like piano keys
Yo' momma's teeth are so bad, it looks like her father was Mr. Ed
Yo' momma's so toothless, when she couldn't eat an apple, she just gummed it to death
Yo' momma's so bucktoothed, she can eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence
Yo' momma's breath is so bad, when she yawns, her teeth duck
Yo' momma's breath is so bad, when she talks, her nose hairs fall out
Yo' momma's breath is so bad, people on the phone hang up
Yo' momma's breath is so bad, her mouth needs odor eaters
Yo' momma's breath is so bad, we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper
Yo' momma's breath is so stank, Crest and Colgate got a warrant for her arrest
Yo' momma's breath's so bad, 9 out of 10 dentists recommend that she rinse with Summer's Eve
Yo' momma's breath's so bad, when she wakes up in the morning, the mirror brushes its teeth
Yo' momma's house is so nasty, even the cockroaches wear slippers
Yo' momma's house is so dusty, the roaches ride around on dune buggies
Yo' momma's house is so small, the roaches got hunchback
Yo' momma's house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet
Yo' momma's house has roaches so big, the termites have to carry switchblades
Yo' momma's house is so small, I walked in the front door and tripped over the back fence
Yo' momma's house is so small, if I stuck a key in the door, I'd stab three people
Yo' momma's house is so small, I put a key in the door lock and broke a window
Yo' momma's house is so small, the welcome mat just says wel...
Yo' momma's house is so poor, they tore it down and put up a slum
Yo' momma's house is so small, she dropped a washcloth and you had instant carpeting
Yo' momma's so wrinkled, you can find loose change in her skin
Yo' momma's so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on
Yo' momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving
Yo momma's glasses are so thick, she could read my mind
Yo' momma's so blind, she dropped a dime and picked up two nickels
Yo' momma's blind and seeing another man
Yo' momma's so blind, she has one of her eyes stuck up her ass and she still can't see shit
Yo' momma's so cross-eyed, she watches TV in stereo
Yo' momma's so cross-eyed, she thought her only child was a twin
Yo' momma's nose is so big, she makes Pinocchio look like a cat
Yo' momma's nose is so big, she needs a screen on it to keep from sucking small children in
Yo' momma's feet are so big, she was the landlord of the old woman who lived in a shoe
Yo' momma's feet are so big, Bozo's envious
Yo' momma's feet are so big, her shoes gotta have license plates on 'em
Yo' momma's feet are so nasty, when she wants jam, she gets someone to run a loaf of bread between her toes
Yo' momma's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living
Yo' momma's butt is so big, she has to shit in a dumpster
Yo' momma's butt is so big, she has more crack than New Jersey
Yo' momma's so tall, she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth
Yo' momma's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun
Yo' momma's so flat, she's the only woman in the world with two backs
Yo' momma's so flat, she's jealous of the wall
Yo' momma's so hunchbacked, she has to look up to tie her shoes
Yo' momma's so hunchbacked, she has to wear goggles to wash dishes
Yo' momma's so fat and her back so crooked, when she lays down, people say I didn't know we had mountains
Yo' momma is so bad, when she got called for jury duty, she was found guilty
Yo' momma's so mean, she got yo' papa pregnant
Yo' momma's so grouchy, the McDonald's she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals
Yo' momma's middle name is Rambo
Yo' momma's twice the man you are
Yo' momma threw a frisbee three weeks ago that hasn't landed yet
Yo' momma, 'nuff said
Yo' momma talks on the phone so much, it's even busy when I dial the wrong number
Yo' momma's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear
Yo' momma's so lazy, she thinks a two-income family is where yo' daddy has two jobs
Yo' momma's so weak, she had to fight the current in the bath tub
Yo' momma's so light-headed, when she jumps out of a window, she falls UP
Yo' momma's so slutty, she heard Santa say Ho Ho Ho and thought she was getting called three times
Yo' momma's breasts are so square, the milk comes out in cartons
I was walking down the street with yo' momma and they started shooting - they said 'hit the dirt', and everyone jumped on Yo' momma's back
Yo' momma's car's so ugly, someone broke in just to steal The Club
Yo' momma's maxi pad is so thick, she could bend over and deflect bullets
Yo' momma's so greedy, when she wakes up in the morning, she looks under her bed to see if she lost any sleep
Yo' momma's such an alcoholic, in college, her major was Old English, room 800
Yo' daddy's like cement, takes him two days to get hard
Yo' daddy's so fat, even his dick has rolls
Yo' daddy's d*ck is so small, he makes yo' momma look hung
Yo' daddy's d*ck is so small, he'd been f*cking yo' momma for an hour and she asked if it was in yet. Yo' daddy has to stick his d*ck in the freezer to get hard
Yo' daddy suffers from d*ck-do disease...his stomach hangs out farther than his d*ck do
Yo' daddy's like an arcade game, give him a quarter, and you can play with his joystick
Yo' daddy's so lame, when his wife says, Give me ten inches and make it hurt
he does her three times and puts a vice on her head
Yo' daddy's so ugly, his own hand turns him down
Yo' daddy's so ugly, that's not a receding hair line, that's his hair running away from his face
Yo' momma's mass is so infinite that she's a singularity
Yo' momma's wave function is so chaotic, she's uncertain even after it collapses
Yo' momma's so old and so fat that Ulysses crawled up her butt with twenty soldiers and jumped out once inside Troy
Yo' momma's brain is so small, quarks beat up on it
Yo' momma's mass is so great that she has her own event horizon
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Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the swimming pool as a toilet
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses a basketball as a hackey sack
Yo' momma's so fat, she keeps her extra change in one of her folds
Yo' momma's so fat, when yo' daddy makes love to her, he never makes love to the same fold twice
Yo' momma's so fat, NASA hauls her to the top of a tower, pushes her off, she falls 300 feet, hits a board and launches the space shuttle...
Yo' momma's so fat, she says her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator
Yo' momma's so fat, she put on a gray dress, and an admiral boarded her
Yo' momma's so fat, she can lay down and stand up, and her height doesn't change
Yo' momma's so fat, she's taller lying down
Yo' momma's so fat, when she works at the theater, she works as the screen
Yo' momma's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first perpetual motion machine
Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down
Yo' momma's so fat, when I said I wanted 'pigs in a blanket', she got back in bed
Yo' momma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her five YEARS to live
Yo' momma's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
Yo' momma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her
Yo' momma's so fat, she could sell shade
Yo' momma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
Yo' momma's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her
Yo' momma's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin
Yo' momma's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Yo' momma's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her
Yo' momma's so fat, her *ss has its own congressman
Yo' momma's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on
Yo' momma's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to the circus, she sees the big top and asks, Where can I try that on?
Yo' momma's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said, Sorry, we don't do curtains
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to the circus, she takes up all the rings
Yo' momma's so fat, Place Your Ad Here is printed on each of her butt cheeks
Yo' momma's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg
Yo' momma's so fat, when she leaves the beach, everybody shouts, The coast is clear
Yo' momma's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics
Yo' momma's so fat, she went on a light diet...as soon as it's light, she starts eating
Yo' momma's so fat, she went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food, she ate it
Yo' momma's so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time
Yo' momma's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half French
Yo' momma's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my *ss on the light bulb
Yo' momma's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party
Yo' momma's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion
Yo' momma' so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit
Yo' momma's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat
Yo' momma's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet
Yo' momma's so fat, when she comes down the stairs, she measures on the Richter scale
Yo' momma's so fat, when she walks down the street, everyone yells Earthquake
Yo' momma's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool
Yo' momma's so fat, when she fills up the tub, she FILLS UP the tub
Yo' momma's so fat, they're going to use her to fill that hole in the ozone layer
Yo' momma's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids
Yo' momma's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks
Yo' momma's so fat, when she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other If you let me by, I'll let you pass
Yo' momma's so fat, she jumped in the ocean, and the whales started singing, We are family
Yo' momma's so fat, she plays pool with the planets
Yo' momma's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show
Yo' momma's so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think it's the school bus
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a purple sweater, people call her Barney
Yo' momma is so fat, when she sits in a chair, the rolls on her legs cover her feet like a blanket
Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan
Yo' momma's so fat, she don't know whether she's walking or rolling
Yo' momma's so fat, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling
Yo' momma's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic
Yo' momma's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought she was American Airlines' biggest jet
Yo' momma's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet
Yo' momma's so fat, she was lifting up her rolls, and a car fell out
Yo' momma's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill three cows just to make her a pair of shoes
Yo' momma's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation
Yo' momma's so fat, she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step
Yo' momma's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts
Yo' momma's so fat, her belly-button's got an echo
Yo' momma's got so many rings around her belly, she screws her underwear on
Yo' momma's so fat, she roller skates on busses
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses bowling balls for earrings
Yo' momma lost at hide n' seek when I spotted her behind the Himalayas
Yo' momma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps
Yo' momma's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to use a VCR as a beeper
Yo' momma's so fat, she has a refrigerator strapped to her waist, and it looks like a pager
Yo' momma's so fat, her nickname is DAMN
Yo' momma's so fat, people jog around her for exercise
Yo' momma's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas
Yo' momma's so fat, I have to take a plane, a train, and an automobile just to get on her good side
Yo' momma's so fat, when you get on top of her, your ears pop
Yo' momma's so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions
Yo' momma's so fat, yo' daddy's idea of foreplay is setting up the on-ramps
Yo' momma's so fat, you haveta roll over twice to get off her
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate
Yo' momma's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, Okay
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she orders everything on the menu, including Thank You, Come Again
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps
Yo' momma's so fat, the sign outside one restaurant says 'Maximum occupancy, 512, or YO' MOMMA
' Yo' momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow raincoat, people said, Taxi
Yo' momma's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon
Yo' momma's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a sign that said, Caution
Wide Turn
Yo' momma's so fat, when she stands in a left-turn lane, it gives her the green arrow
Yo' momma's so fat, we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet
Yo' momma's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for their new world
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER
Yo' momma's so fat, when Scorpion did the harpoon throw on her, he got arrested for whaling
Yo' momma's so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in
Yo' momma's so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in
Yo' momma's so fat, when she lies on the beach, no one else gets sun
Yo' momma's so fat, her shoes have to have license plates
Yo' momma's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to Sea World, she came out with a paycheck
Yo' momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo' momma's so fat, they use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping
Yo' momma's so fat, when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground
Yo' momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
Yo' momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it
Yo' momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale
Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets on the scale, it says, We don't do livestock
Yo' momma's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said, Please step out of the car
Yo' momma's so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo' momma's so fat, even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction
Yo' momma's so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk - white and chunky
Yo' momma's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and it made a dollar
Yo' momma's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book
Yo' momma's so fat, her senior pictures had to be aerial views
Yo' momma's so fat, every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil
Yo' momma's so fat, she left the house in high heels and when she came back, she had on flip flops
Yo' momma's so fat, when she hauls *ss, she has to make two trips
Yo' momma's so fat, when she hauls *ss, she has friends come help
Yo' momma's so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks
Yo' momma's so fat, she has a wooden leg with a kick stand
Yo' momma's so fat, they have to grease the bath tub to get her out
Yo' momma's so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo' momma's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again
Yo' momma's so fat, when she dances at a concert, the whole band skips
Yo' momma's so fat, when she runs, she makes the CD player skip...at the radio station
Yo' momma's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs
Yo' momma's so fat, the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo' momma's so fat, she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist, they spelled out boulevard
Yo' momma's so fat, instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's
Yo' momma's so fat, she has her own brand of jeans: FA - Fat *ss Jeans
Yo' momma's so fat, when she was walking in her jeans, I swear I smelled something burning
Yo' momma's so fat, she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse
Yo' momma's so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it
Yo' momma's so fat, when she got hit by a bus, she said, Who threw that rock? Yo' momma's so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks
Yo' momma's so fat, they had to let out the shower curtain
Yo' momma's so fat, she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat
Yo' momma's so fat, her picture fell off the wall
Yo' momma's so fat, she don't have cellulite, she has celluHEAVY
Yo' momma's so fat, she eats Wheat *Thicks*
Yo' momma's so fat, when she sweats, people wear raincoats around her
Yo' momma's so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her I.Q.
Yo' momma's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing HER peanuts
Yo' momma's so fat, it say on her driver's license Picture continued on back. Yo' momma's so fat, NASA orbits a satellite around her
Yo' momma's so fat, people use her dandruff as quilts
Yo' momma's so fat, she runs on diesel
Yo' momma's so fat, she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand
Yo' momma's so fat, she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship
Yo' momma's so fat, she won Miss Bessie the Cow, 96
Yo' momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
Yo' momma's so fat, the Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her
Yo' momma's so fat, to her, 'light food' means under four tons
Yo' momma's so fat, when she's in a jacuzzi, she makes her own gravy
Yo' momma's so fat, cars run out of gas before passing her fat *ss
Yo' momma's so fat, her doctor's a grounds keeper
Yo' momma's so fat, McDonald's has to change their sign every time she eats there
Yo' momma's so fat, she can smell bacon frying in Canada
Yo' momma's so fat, she got hit by a car and the car sued for damages
Yo' momma's so fat, she had her ears pierced with a harpoon
Yo' momma's so fat, she wears a microwave for a beeper
Yo' momma's so fat, she wears pillow cases for socks and hula hoops to hold them up
Yo' momma's so fat, she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair
Yo' momma's so fat, when she sits on a chair, she makes paper
Yo' momma's so fat, Neil Armstrong landed on her in 1969
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to be fed by slingshot
Yo' momma's so fat, she walked in front of the TV, and I missed three commercials
Yo' momma's so fat, the shadow of her *ss weighs 50 pounds
Yo' momma's so fat, her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Hershey Kiss
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets
Yo' momma's so fat, her navel gets home 15 minutes before she does
Yo' momma's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance
Yo' momma's so fat, if she was a super hero, she would be the Incredible Bulk
Yo' momma's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones, she got the part as the big rolling ball
Yo' momma's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose
Yo' momma's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a red dress in the summer, kids run after her yelling, Kool Aid
Kool Aid
Yo' momma's so fat, when I yell Kool-Aid, she comes crashing through the wall
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to sleep in the barn with the rest of the cows
Yo' momma's so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call
Yo' momma's so fat, if she put her hand on her hip, she would look like a gallon of milk
Yo' momma's so fat, when she stood in front of the HOLLYWOOD letters we thought we were in the hood (HO*****OD)
Yo' momma's so fat, she's got a zit on her butt that's known as Mt. St. Helen
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the freeway as a slip 'n slide
Yo' momma's so fat, when she needs a shower, she goes to a car wash
Yo' momma's so fat, when she starts a marathon, she's already at the finish line
Yo' momma's so fat, she pays taxes in three countries
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow shirt, people wear sunglasses
Yo' momma's so fat, she needs to use a boomerang to scratch her fat *ss
Yo' momma's so fat, she gets her dresses made by Barnum and Bailey
Yo' momma's so fat, when she last went to church, nobody would leave until she sang
Yo' momma's so fat, her nickname is the Badyear Blimp
Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, Hey
Break it up
Yo' momma's so fat, I kept trying to leave her, but I couldn't escape her gravitational pull
Yo' momma's so fat, she has her own asteroid belt
Yo' momma's so fat, she can kick start a 747
Yo' momma's so fat, if she was two feet taller, she'd be spherical
Yo' momma's so fat, she was kidnapped by a cannibal tribe, and they all died of cholesterol
Yo' momma's so fat, she got a ticket for going the wrong way down a one way street when she was walking
Yo' momma's so fat, she doesn't sit, she spreads
Yo' momma's so fat, she was born on the 4th, 5th and 6th of March
Yo' momma's so fat, she was stopped by police dogs at the airport for having 300 lbs of crack under her dress
Yo' momma's so fat, she lives in two time zones - supper time and dinner time
Yo' momma's so fat, in school when she stood up and turned around, she would erase all the black-boards in the room
Yo' momma's so fat, it took God one day to create the earth and five days to create yo' momma
Yo' momma's so fat, the local police hired her to be a roadblock
Yo' momma's so fat, she bumps into people even when she's sitting down
Yo' momma's so fat, she don't take pictures, she takes posters
Yo' momma is so fat, when she walks down the street in a green dress, everybody yells, Run for your lives
It's GODZILLA
Yo' momma's so fat, when she sings, it's over
Yo' momma's so fat, they use her underwear for the screen at the movies
Yo' momma's so fat, she hula-hooped the super bowl
Yo' momma's so fat, to her, light food means under four tons
Yo' momma's so fat, the Himalayas are practice runs to prepare for her
Yo' momma's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off
Yo' momma's so fat, Thanksgiving Day, she ate dinner for six hours, then said, I am going to walk this meal off. I said, Call me when you get to Brazil
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to wear a hat with a blinking red light to scare off the airplanes
Yo' momma's so fat, if she wears fish-net stockings, they'd better be fifty pound test
Yo' momma's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-g*d-it's-coming-towards-us
Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly, they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway
Yo' momma's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell
Yo' momma's so fat, she can't wear Daisy Dukes - she has to wear Boss Hoggs
Yo' momma's so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than Thomas' English Muffin
Yo' momma's so fat, she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big
Yo' momma's so fat, she's 36-24-36...but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh
Yo' momma's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came and said, Break it up
Yo' momma's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to buy two plane tickets, and she doesn't even notice the armrest
Yo' momma's so fat, when she lays down, stunt men try to jump over her
Yo' momma's brain is so small, if I took it and rolled it down the edge of a razor blade, it would be like a lone car going down a six lane highway
Yo' momma's brain is so small, if you stuffed it up an ant's butt, it would still rattle like a BB in a tin can
Yo' momma's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose
Yo' momma's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20
Yo' momma's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say 'Go'
Yo' momma's so stupid, she gave birth to you
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window
Yo' momma's so stupid, she ran out of gas leaving Texaco
Yo' momma's so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage
Yo' momma's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk
Yo' momma's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said, Cherry or grape?
Yo' momma's so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer
Yo' momma's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said Dodge Trucks and she started ducking through traffic
Yo' momma's so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said Will eat for food
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Thailand is a men's clothing store
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Sherlock Holmes was a housing project
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Delta Airlines is a sorority
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Christmas wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a stereotype is a clock-radio brand
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks the Internet is something you catch fish with
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a lawsuit is something you wear to court
Yo' momma's so stupid, when the judge said, Order in the court, she said, I'll have a hamburger and a Coke
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had
Yo' momma's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said, Hey Boss, all the small ones are gone
Yo' momma's so stupid, if brains were gas, she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Fruit Loop
Yo' momma's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps, she went and got toilet paper
Yo' momma's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses
Yo' momma's so stupid, when her husband lost his marbles, she bought him new ones
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a car pool
Yo' momma's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed
Yo' momma's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to drop acid, but the car battery fell on her foot
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got shot running for the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial
Yo' momma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got on her knees to drink her Nehi peach drink
Yo' momma's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble
Yo' momma's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done
Yo' momma's so stupid, it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo' momma's so stupid, when yo' daddy said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo' momma's so stupid, she told everyone that she was illegitiment because she couldn't read
Yo' momma's so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Yo' momma's so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Yo' momma's so stupid, she stole free bread
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the superbowl
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonald's
Yo' momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain
Yo' momma's so stupid that under Education on her job application, she put Hooked on Phonics
Yo' momma's so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating yo' house
Yo' momma's so stupid, she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes
Yo' momma's so stupid, they had to burn down the school to get her out of second grade
Yo' momma's so stupid, she bought a Clapper, and she only has one hand
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car
Yo' momma's so stupid, she mates out of season
Yo' momma's so stupid, her brain cells are on the endangered species list
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a hot meal is stolen food
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought the Nazis were saying Hi, Hitler
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she tried to commit suicide, she jumped off the curb
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she saw a sign that said Wet floor, she did
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a triple is for extreme alcoholics
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo' momma's so stupid, someone yells hoe-down, she hits the deck
Yo' momma's so stupid, if you give her a penny for her intelligence, you'll get change back
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took you to the airport the sign said, 'Airport left', so she turned around and went home
Yo' momma's so stupid, on an application it said, Don't write here, and she wrote, Why? Yo' momma's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put O.K. Yo' momma's so stupid, when she was filling out a job application, when she saw sign here, she put Scorpio
Yo' momma's so stupid, she saw Jesus walk on water and said, It's gotta be the shoes
Yo' momma's so stupid, when asked on an application, Sex?, she marked, M, F and sometimes weekends too
Yo' momma's so stupid, she asked me what kind of jeans I had on, I said, Guess, so she said Levi's
Yo' momma's so stupid, she called information to get the number for 411 ... and when the operator said Hold one minute, she counted to 60 and hung up
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took toilet paper to a craps game
Yo' momma's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store
Yo' momma's so stupid, when you were born she looked at the umbilical cord and said, Hey, everybody - he comes with cable
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to catch the 44 bus but caught the 22 twice instead
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on her tape deck
Yo' momma's so stupid, if her I.Q. was any lower, she'd trip over it
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks MCI is a rapper
Yo' momma's so stupid, she had your brother thrown in rehab. 'cause he was Hooked on Phonics
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks it's the ice cubes that keeps the fridge cold
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought gangrene was another golf course
Yo' momma's so stupid, it take her a month to get rid of the seven day itch
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel
Yo' momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob cause he said it would help with his unemployment
Yo' momma's so stupid, she called the cocaine hotline to order some
Yo' momma's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks manual labor is a Mexican
Yo' momma's so stupid, she has one toe and bought a pair of flip flops
Yo' momma's so stupid, on her job application where it says 'emergency contact', she put '911'
Yo' momma's so stupid, she said what's that letter after x, I said, 'Y'; she said, 'Cause I wanna know
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Hamburger Helper came with another person
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood
Yo' momma's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod
Yo' momma's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen her since
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she counts to ten she get stuck at 11
Yo' momma's so stupid, when you were born, she looked at the umbilical cord and said, Whoa
This thing comes wit cable
Yo' momma's so ugly, she looks like you
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks
Yo' momma's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her
Yo' momma's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out
Yo' momma's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it
Yo' momma's so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation
Yo' momma's so ugly, people at the circus pay money NOT to see her
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down
Yo' momma's so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness
Yo' momma's so ugly, yo' daddy tosses the ugly stick, and she fetches it every time
Yo' momma's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks
Yo' momma's so ugly, the kids call her Lassie and feed the b*tch biscuits
Yo' momma's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said, Damn, how'd you get out so fast
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border
Yo' momma's so ugly, I heard that yo' daddy first met her at the pound
Yo' momma's so ugly, I can have sex with her in any position and it's still doggy style
Yo' momma's so ugly, she entered a dog show and won
Yo' momma's so ugly, her doctor is a vet
Yo' momma's so ugly, if ugly were bricks, she'd be a high rise
Yo' momma's so ugly, if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team
Yo' momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares
Yo' momma's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her
When yo' momma was born they had to take her out of the trash can, 'cause the doctor said, Throw this shit away
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, they tinted the windows of her incubator
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap
Yo' momma's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor smacked everyone
Yo' momma's so ugly, they threw her away and kept the afterbirth
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor took her and told her mother, If this doesn't start to cry in ten seconds, it was a tumor
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born the Doctor looked at her ass and her face and said: My God, Siamese twins
Yo' momma's so ugly, just after her birth, her mother saw the afterbirth and said, Twins
Yo' momma's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, What a treasure, and her father said, Yeah, let's go bury it
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, GOD admitted that even HE could make a mistake
Yo' momma's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo' momma's so ugly, it makes me wish birth control is retroactive
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no professionals
Yo' momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
Yo' momma's so ugly, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower
Yo' momma's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, It's Halloween already?
Yo' momma's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes ON in strip joints
Yo' momma's so ugly, when they took her to the beautician, it took twelve hours...for a quote
Yo' momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her
Yo' momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone
Yo' momma's so ugly, she scares the roaches away
Yo' momma's so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
If my dog had a face as ugly as Yo' momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards
Yo' momma's so ugly, her face looks like a blind cobbler's thumb
Yo' momma's so ugly, her face is like the south end of a north-bound camel
Yo' momma's so ugly, Dairy Queen won't even treat her right
Yo' momma's so ugly, she's like 7-UP...never had it, never will
Yo' momma's so ugly, she could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck
Yo' momma's so ugly, she had to wear two bags over her head in case one breaks
Yo' momma's so ugly, she's only had one successful job - being a scarecrow
Yo' momma's so ugly, she just got a job at the airport - sniffing for drugs
Yo' momma's so ugly, she makes *YOU* look good
Yo' momma's so ugly, her psychiatrist makes her lie face down
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in
Yo' momma's so ugly, the tide won't even take her out
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she went to jump in a lake, the lake jumped back
Yo' momma's so ugly, her momma had to feed her with a sling shot
Yo' momma's so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on
Yo' momma's so ugly, peeping toms break into her house and CLOSE the blinds
Yo' momma's so ugly, she has little round marks all over her body from people touching her with 10-foot poles
Yo' momma is so ugly, her face could stop a sun dial
Yo' momma's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies
Yo' momma's so ugly, they didn't make her wear a costume when she tried out for Star Wars
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she walked into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck
Yo' momma's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends
Yo' momma's so ugly, she has to trick-or-treat over the phone
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down
Yo' momma's so ugly, two guys broke into her apt., she yelled rape, and they yelled NO
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her
Yo' momma's so ugly, cockroaches go like this: HI, MOM
Yo' momma's so ugly, she frightened away both the beauty and the beast
Yo' momma's so ugly, she strips wall paper from walls for a living
Yo' momma's so ugly, she dated Jabba the Hut and HE was the looker
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was a baby, her parents had a little yellow sign in their car window that read, THING ON BOARD
Yo' momma's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell - when people see her, they run for the border
Yo' momma's so ugly, she scares people even with the lights out
Yo' momma's so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up
Yo' momma is so ugly, her face is registered as a biological weapon
Yo' momma's so ugly, the NHL banned her for life
Yo' momma's so ugly, your dad's breath smells like sh*t because he would rather kiss her ass
Yo' momma's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road
Yo' momma's so ugly, it looks like her face caught fire and they put it out with an ice pick
Yo' momma's so ugly, her mother used to put rubber bands on her ears so people would think the girl was wearing a mask
Yo' momma's so ugly, she wasn't beaten with an ugly stick...the whole forest fell on her
Yo' momma's so ugly, she's the cover girl for iodine
Yo' momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her
Yo' momma's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends
Yo' momma's so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel
Yo' momma's so ugly, she can look up a camel's butt and scare its hump off
Yo' momma's so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train
Yo' momma's so ugly, they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom, the toilet flushes
Yo' momma's so ugly, she's was a three bagger: 1 for her head, 1 for yours in case hers fell off, and 1 by the door in case anyone walked in
Yo' momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first
Yo' momma's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license
Yo' momma's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment
Yo' momma's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her
Yo' momma's so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white
Yo' momma's so old, her memory is in black and white
Yo' momma's so old, she has an autographed Bible
Yo' momma's so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake
Yo' momma's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick
Yo' momma's so old, her social security number is 1
Yo' momma's so old, her birth certificate says expired on it
Yo' momma's so old, she farts dust
Yo' momma's so old, when I told her to act her age, she died
Yo' momma's so old and fat that when God said Let there be light, He told her to move her fat ass
Yo' momma's so old, George Burns calls her Grandma
Yo' momma's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp
Yo' momma's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince
Yo' momma's so old, she's blind from the big bang
Yo' momma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories
Yo' momma's so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
Yo' momma's so old, when Moses split the Red Sea, she was on the other side fishing
Yo' momma's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block
Yo' momma's so old, she owes Jesus a nickel
Yo' momma's so old, she used to babysit Jesus
Yo' momma's so old, her birthday's expired
Yo' momma's so poor, even her BOSS pants are unemployed
Yo' momma's so poor, she has to take the trash IN
Yo' momma's so poor, I went to her house and took down some cobwebs, and she said, Who's tearing down the drapes?
Yo' momma's so poor, when I saw her rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked her what she was doing; she said, Remodeling
Yo' momma's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked what she was doing, and she said Moving
Yo' momma was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, What ya doin'? She said, Buying luggage
Yo' momma's so poor, I came over for dinner and saw three beans on the table; I took one, and she said Don't be greedy
Yo' momma's so poor, when I stepped on her door mat, she said, Hey, you can't go upstairs
Yo' momma's so poor, I stepped on her skateboard and she said, Hey, get off the car
Yo' momma's so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and she said, Who turned off the lights?
Yo' momma's so poor, I went into her house and flushed a cockroach down the toilet and she said, Hey, where'd Grandma go?
Yo' momma's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said, Third tree to your right
Yo' momma's so poor, after I p*ssed in your yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn
Yo' momma's so poor, when I asked what was for dinner, she pulled her shoelaces off and said Spaghetti
Yo' momma's so poor, her face is on the front of a food stamp
Yo' momma's so poor, when she heard about the last supper, she thought she had run out of food stamps
Yo' momma's so poor, she got arrested for breaking the gum-ball machine because it didn't take food stamps
Yo' momma's so poor, she puts food stamps in your penny loafers
Yo' momma's so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says DING
Yo' momma's so poor, when I ring the doorbell, I hear the toilet flush
Yo' momma's so poor, when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers
Yo' momma's so poor, she went to McDonald's and had to put her french fries on lay-a-way
Yo' momma's so poor, she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning
Yo' momma's so poor, burglars break in her house and leave money
Yo' momma's so poor, she married young just to get the rice
Yo' momma's so poor, the Somalians are sending HER food
Yo' momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she yelled, Who turned off the heat?
Yo' momma's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention
Yo' momma's so po', she can't even afford the or
Yo' momma's so poor, she wipes with both sides of the toilet paper
Yo' momma's so poor, the only time she's smelled hot food was when a rich man farted
Yo' momma's so poor, yo' TV's got two channels: on and off
Yo' momma's so poor, when yo' family watches TV, they go to Sears
Yo' momma's so poor, when she wrote a check, the whole bank bounced
Yo' momma's so dark, she went to night school and was marked absent
Yo' momma's so dark, she leaves fingerprints on charcoal
Yo' momma's so dark, a piece of coal makes a white mark on her
Yo' momma's so dark, she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers
Yo' momma's so dark, they die bowling balls in her bath water
Yo' momma's so dark, when she sits in a hot tub, she makes tea
Yo' momma's so dark, if she sat in a jacuzzi, the water would turn into coffee
Yo' momma's so dark, she drinks water and pees coffee
Yo' momma's so dark, the police shot at her, and the bullets came back for flashlights
Yo' momma's so dark, when she gets out of the car, the oil light comes on
Yo' momma's so fat 'n dark, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill
Yo' momma's so dark, when people refer to darkness coming in the future, they refer to her next visit
Yo' momma's so dark, they made a movie of her heart transplant called From the darkest heart of Africa
Yo' momma's so dark, she bleeds smoke
Yo' momma's so dark, that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime
Yo' momma's so dark, when she puts lotion on her legs, it looks like she has on leather pants
Yo' momma's so dark, if they put her in a bottle, she'd be a Pepsi
Yo' family's so dark, when they hold hands, they look like a stretch limo
Yo' momma's so black, she goes to a funeral naked, and no one notices
Yo' momma's so fat and black, when she goes skydiving she turns day into night
Yo' momma's so short, she has to cuff her underwear
Yo' momma's so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet
Yo' momma's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet
Yo' momma's so short, she jumps off curbs, saying, Wheeee
Yo' momma's so short, her best friend is an ant
Yo' momma's so short, her homies are the Keebler Elves
Yo' momma's so short, she doesn't have legs, she has feet growing out her ass
Yo' momma's so short, she tried to commit suicide with a pin
Yo' momma's so short, she's afraid to get off the carpet alone
Yo' momma's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license
Yo' momma's so short, she poses for trophies
Yo' momma's so short, she does back-flips under the bed
Yo' momma's so short, she has to look down to look up
Yo' momma's so short, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime
Yo' momma's so small, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs
Yo' momma's so short, she pole vaults with a toothpick
Yo' momma's so short, she can bungee-jump off a curb
Yo' momma's so short, she has to slam-dunk her change on the bus
Yo' momma's so nasty, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back
Yo' momma's so nasty, she uses her dirty clothes as a weapon
Yo' momma's so nasty, she has to creep up on bath water
Yo' momma's so nasty, the government uses her bath water for chemical weapons
Yo' momma's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10,000 miles
Yo' momma's so nasty, I called her for phone sex, and she gave me an ear infection
Yo' momma's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer, and she gave me a virus
Yo' momma's so nasty, while you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing an oxygen mask
Yo' momma's so nasty, every time she opens her mouth, she's talking shit
Yo' momma reminds me of a toilet: short, white, and smells like sh*t
I saved Yo' momma's life today...I killed a sh*t-eating dog on the way over
Yo' momma's so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach
Yo' momma's so nasty, she gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh
Yo' momma's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down
Yo' momma's so nasty, she made Ben Gay go straight
Yo' momma's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left
Yo' momma's so nasty, she made Right Guard call for backup
Yo' momma's so nasty, even the fishery paid her to leave
Yo' momma's so nasty, Ozzie Osbourne refused to bite her head off
Yo' momma's so nasty, the Nat'l Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts
Yo' momma's so nasty, skunks run from her
Yo' momma's so nasty, a skunk smelled her *ss and passed out
Yo' momma's so nasty, she makes onions cry
Yo' momma's so nasty, she went swimming, and now we have the Dead Sea
Yo' momma's so nasty, she joined the four horseman: war, death, famine, disease
Yo' momma's so nasty, she's like Shaq - she don't fake the funk
Yo' momma's drawers are so nasty, the roaches check in, but they don't check out
Yo' momma's so nasty, flies land on her picture
Yo' momma's so nasty, she has to use Black Flag for a deodorant
Yo' momma's so nasty, lice visit her on their vacations
Yo' momma's so nasty, not even flies would go near her
Yo' momma's so nasty, she uses Drain-o to douche
Yo' momma's so hairy, when she went to a salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair, and she opened up her shirt
Yo' momma's so hairy, she wears a Nike tag on her weave, so now everyone calls her Hair Jordan
Yo' momma's so hairy, she's got afros on her breasts
Yo' momma's so hairy, she braids her hair - on her upper lip
Yo' momma ain't so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back
Yo' momma's so hairy, she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro
Yo' momma's so hairy, she looks like a Chia Pet with a sweater on
Yo' momma's so hairy, she shaves with a weed whacker
Yo' momma's so hairy, she uses a lawn mower to shave her armpits
Yo' momma's so hairy, it looks like she has Don King in a head-lock
Yo' momma's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her
Yo' momma's so hairy, she doesn't have a bikini line - she has a bikini book
Yo' momma's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth
Yo' momma's legs are so hairy, if she had fur coat and a banana, they'd stick her back in the zoo
Yo' momma's so hairy, when she goes to the circus, the bearded lady protests against non-union workers
Yo' momma's so hairy, she was a stunt double for Chubaca in Star Wars
Yo' momma's so hairy, she got a trim and lost ten pounds
Yo' momma's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men
Yo' momma's so hairy, she beats her chest after sex
Yo' momma's so greasy, her freckles slipped off
Yo' momma's so greasy, she used bacon as a band-aid
Yo' momma's so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her
Yo' momma's so greasy, when she jumps in the ocean, she leaves a ring around the shore
Yo' momma's so greasy, when she cooks, she rubs the pan with her hair
Yo' momma's so greasy, when she slid into second, her butt ended up in Detriot
Yo' momma's so greasy, she sweats Crisco
Yo' momma's so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss
Yo' momma's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet
Yo' momma's so skinny, when she lets the water out of the bathtub, her toes get caught in the drain
Yo' momma's so skinny, she has to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow
Yo' momma's so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent
Yo' momma's so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant
Yo' momma's so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio
Yo' momma's so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio
Yo' momma's so skinny, she has to wear a belt with spandex
Yo' momma's so skinny, when she wears a red dress, people think she's a thermometer
Yo' momma's so skinny, when she swallowed a marble, I thought she was nine months pregnant
Yo' momma's so skinny, she uses a tie for a blanket
Yo' momma's so skinny, she has to make knots in her panty hose so that her knees can be seen
Yo' momma's so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma
Yo' momma's so skinny, if she had dreads, I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor
Yo' momma's butt is so bony, she put her drawers on and cut them in two
Yo' momma's so skinny, she got a run in her hose and she fell out
Yo' momma's got eyes in her butt, talking about D*mn, did you see that sh*t?
Yo' momma ain't got no fingers, talking about how she's pressing charges
Yo' momma's got no left eye, and she's talkin' 'bout Make this left
Yo' momma's got one leg, talkin' 'bout Ain't no half steppin'
Yo' momma's got three fingers, talkin' 'bout Gimme five
Yo' momma ain't got no arms, talkin' 'bout I'm hangin' in there
Yo' momma ain't got no eyes, talkin' 'bout I see what you mean
Yo' momma ain't got no ears, talkin' 'bout I hear ya
Yo' momma ain't got no legs, talkin' 'bout how she's gonna run for president
Yo' momma ain't got no legs, talkin' 'bout how she's running things
Yo' momma's got no fingers talking 'bout wanting to be with the Pointer sisters
Yo' momma's got no legs and always talking about how she kicks ass
Yo' momma has one leg and says I'll kick yo' ass
Yo' momma's got one ear, talking 'bout she wants to hear both sides of the story
Yo' momma sits in a wheelchair and says I ain't gonna stand for this
Yo' momma has no neck and says I'm the head of this family
Yo' momma has an afro with a chin strap
Yo' momma has a wooden afro with an 'X' carved in the back
Yo' momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns
Yo' momma has a `fro with landing lights
Yo' momma got two wooden legs and one is on backward
Yo' momma got a wooden leg with a real foot
Yo' momma's got a wooden leg with a kick stand and has to nail her stockings up
Yo' momma got a wooden leg with branches
Yo' momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree
Yo' momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns
Yo' momma has a glass eye with a fish in it
Yo' momma got so many teeth missing it looks like her tongue is in jail
Yo' momma has ten fingers - all on the same hand
Yo' momma has four eyes and two pairs of sunglasses
Yo' momma got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in her pocket
Yo' momma's got one leg longer than other and they call her call her 'hip hop'
Yo' momma's got one toe and one knee and they call her 'Tony'
Yo' momma's got three toes and three knees and they call her 'Toni Tone Tony'
Yo' momma's got one leg and people call her 'Ilene'
Yo' momma's got one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee and they call her 'Uno'
Yo' momma has one arm and when she fights, the announcer says, She throws a right, a right, and another right
Yo' momma's has no ears... I seen her trying on sunglasses...
Yo' momma's got a four dollar weave and don't know when to leave
Yo' momma's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator
Yo' momma's got more weave than a dog in traffic
Yo' momma's got snake skin teeth
Yo' momma has a short leg and walks in circles
Yo' momma's hair is so short, when she braided it, they looked like stitches
Yo' momma's hair is so short, she curls it with rice
Yo' momma's hair is so nappy, she has to take Tylenol just to comb it
Yo' momma's hair is so nappy, even Moses couldn't part it
Yo' momma's hair is so nappy, her comb had to get dentures
Yo' momma's hair is so nappy, when she combs her hair, her teeth bleed
Yo' momma's hair has so much mousse in it, it could deflect bullets
Yo' momma's so bald, even a wig wouldn't help
Yo' momma's so bald, you can see what's on her mind
Yo' momma's so bald, I can read her mind
Yo' momma's so bald, she took a shower and got brainwashed
Yo' momma's so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck, she looks like a roll on deodorant
Yo' momma's so bald, when she goes to sleep, her head keeps slipping off the pillow
Yo' momma's head is so small, she use a tea-bag as a pillow
Yo' momma's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died
Yo' momma's head is so small, she could wear fruit loops as head rags
Yo' momma's head is so big, it shows up on radar
Yo' momma's head is so big she has to step into her shirts
Yo' momma's head is so big, she has to wash her hair at Niagra Falls
Yo' momma's forehead's so big, you could show slides on it
Yo' momma's ears are so big, she drives the freeways by sonar
Yo' momma's ears are so big, she can hear sign language
Yo' momma's ears are so big, she can hear what I'm thinking
Yo' momma has so much wax in her ears, I stuck a Q-Tip in and pulled out a crayon
Yo' momma's lips are so big, ChapStick had to invent a spray
Yo' momma's lips are so big, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo' momma's lips are so big, when she smiles, her hair gets wet
Yo' momma's lips are so big, she needs a kick stand to hold them up
Yo' momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her stomach lights up
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, when she drinks water, it turns into lemonade
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, crows fly down and pick at them like it was corn
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, she's got more gold than Fort Knox
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow that when she used Aim, she missed
Yo' momma's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles, they look like dice
Yo' momma's teeth are so black, when she spits, she seals driveways
Yo' momma's got so many gaps in her teeth, it looks like piano keys
Yo' momma's teeth are so bad, it looks like her father was Mr. Ed
Yo' momma's so toothless, when she couldn't eat an apple, she just gummed it to death
Yo' momma's so bucktoothed, she can eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence
Yo' momma's breath is so bad, when she yawns, her teeth duck
Yo' momma's breath is so bad, when she talks, her nose hairs fall out
Yo' momma's breath is so bad, people on the phone hang up
Yo' momma's breath is so bad, her mouth needs odor eaters
Yo' momma's breath is so bad, we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper
Yo' momma's breath is so stank, Crest and Colgate got a warrant for her arrest
Yo' momma's breath's so bad, 9 out of 10 dentists recommend that she rinse with Summer's Eve
Yo' momma's breath's so bad, when she wakes up in the morning, the mirror brushes its teeth
Yo' momma's house is so nasty, even the cockroaches wear slippers
Yo' momma's house is so dusty, the roaches ride around on dune buggies
Yo' momma's house is so small, the roaches got hunchback
Yo' momma's house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet
Yo' momma's house has roaches so big, the termites have to carry switchblades
Yo' momma's house is so small, I walked in the front door and tripped over the back fence
Yo' momma's house is so small, if I stuck a key in the door, I'd stab three people
Yo' momma's house is so small, I put a key in the door lock and broke a window
Yo' momma's house is so small, the welcome mat just says wel...
Yo' momma's house is so poor, they tore it down and put up a slum
Yo' momma's house is so small, she dropped a washcloth and you had instant carpeting
Yo' momma's so wrinkled, you can find loose change in her skin
Yo' momma's so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on
Yo' momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving
Yo momma's glasses are so thick, she could read my mind
Yo' momma's so blind, she dropped a dime and picked up two nickels
Yo' momma's blind and seeing another man
Yo' momma's so blind, she has one of her eyes stuck up her ass and she still can't see shit
Yo' momma's so cross-eyed, she watches TV in stereo
Yo' momma's so cross-eyed, she thought her only child was a twin
Yo' momma's nose is so big, she makes Pinocchio look like a cat
Yo' momma's nose is so big, she needs a screen on it to keep from sucking small children in
Yo' momma's feet are so big, she was the landlord of the old woman who lived in a shoe
Yo' momma's feet are so big, Bozo's envious
Yo' momma's feet are so big, her shoes gotta have license plates on 'em
Yo' momma's feet are so nasty, when she wants jam, she gets someone to run a loaf of bread between her toes
Yo' momma's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living
Yo' momma's butt is so big, she has to shit in a dumpster
Yo' momma's butt is so big, she has more crack than New Jersey
Yo' momma's so tall, she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth
Yo' momma's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun
Yo' momma's so flat, she's the only woman in the world with two backs
Yo' momma's so flat, she's jealous of the wall
Yo' momma's so hunchbacked, she has to look up to tie her shoes
Yo' momma's so hunchbacked, she has to wear goggles to wash dishes
Yo' momma's so fat and her back so crooked, when she lays down, people say I didn't know we had mountains
Yo' momma is so bad, when she got called for jury duty, she was found guilty
Yo' momma's so mean, she got yo' papa pregnant
Yo' momma's so grouchy, the McDonald's she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals
Yo' momma's middle name is Rambo
Yo' momma's twice the man you are
Yo' momma threw a frisbee three weeks ago that hasn't landed yet
Yo' momma, 'nuff said
Yo' momma talks on the phone so much, it's even busy when I dial the wrong number
Yo' momma's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear
Yo' momma's so lazy, she thinks a two-income family is where yo' daddy has two jobs
Yo' momma's so weak, she had to fight the current in the bath tub
Yo' momma's so light-headed, when she jumps out of a window, she falls UP
Yo' momma's so slutty, she heard Santa say Ho Ho Ho and thought she was getting called three times
Yo' momma's breasts are so square, the milk comes out in cartons
I was walking down the street with yo' momma and they started shooting - they said 'hit the dirt', and everyone jumped on Yo' momma's back
Yo' momma's car's so ugly, someone broke in just to steal The Club
Yo' momma's maxi pad is so thick, she could bend over and deflect bullets
Yo' momma's so greedy, when she wakes up in the morning, she looks under her bed to see if she lost any sleep
Yo' momma's such an alcoholic, in college, her major was Old English, room 800
Yo' daddy's like cement, takes him two days to get hard
Yo' daddy's so fat, even his dick has rolls
Yo' daddy's d*ck is so small, he makes yo' momma look hung
Yo' daddy's d*ck is so small, he'd been f*cking yo' momma for an hour and she asked if it was in yet. Yo' daddy has to stick his d*ck in the freezer to get hard
Yo' daddy suffers from d*ck-do disease...his stomach hangs out farther than his d*ck do
Yo' daddy's like an arcade game, give him a quarter, and you can play with his joystick
Yo' daddy's so lame, when his wife says, Give me ten inches and make it hurt
he does her three times and puts a vice on her head
Yo' daddy's so ugly, his own hand turns him down
Yo' daddy's so ugly, that's not a receding hair line, that's his hair running away from his face
Yo' momma's mass is so infinite that she's a singularity
Yo' momma's wave function is so chaotic, she's uncertain even after it collapses
Yo' momma's so old and so fat that Ulysses crawled up her butt with twenty soldiers and jumped out once inside Troy
Yo' momma's brain is so small, quarks beat up on it
Yo' momma's mass is so great that she has her own event horizon
Yo' momma's so fat, she gets stuck in her dreams
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the swimming pool as a toilet
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses a basketball as a hackey sack
Yo' momma's so fat, she keeps her extra change in one of her folds
Yo' momma's so fat, when yo' daddy makes love to her, he never makes love to the same fold twice
Yo' momma's so fat, NASA hauls her to the top of a tower, pushes her off, she falls 300 feet, hits a board and launches the space shuttle...
Yo' momma's so fat, she says her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator
ok dan dit bedoel ik whaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa en het klopt nog ook
er valt niet eens te zien dat je inspiratie had met dat slappe gelul van je James hond
alweer zo'n kneiter je schud ze wel uit je mouw he
ik heb aan jou dan ook een groot voorbeeld.
er valt niet eens te zien dat je inspiratie had met dat slappe gelul van je James hond
hij denkt van wel
Moet je trouwens nog wat versiertips hebben? Je bent natuurlijk al 28 en nog vrijgezel, en je versiertopic wil ook niet echt vlotten. Misschien dat ik je kan helpen.
Moet je trouwens nog wat versiertips hebben? Je bent natuurlijk al 28 en nog vrijgezel, en je versiertopic wil ook niet echt vlotten. Misschien dat ik je kan helpen
ja van jou kan ik ze gebruiken!jij bent zooooooooooo populair heb je mn vrienjesverzoek al geacepteerd of ben je eerst al die andere aan het verwerken?
en nou ga ik ff jointje draaien dus ff wachten(inspiratie opdoen)
jij bent zooooooooooo populair
dank je
heb je mn vrienjesverzoek al geacepteerd
ik heb em nog niet binnen
Schiet effe op, ik wil wat vriendjes hebben op partyflock
effe tegen mn ma vertellen
is goed man bel ik die van mij ook ff op
doe dat
hehehe heb niet voor niks niet mn eigen foto geplaatst
stoere jongen
Yo' momma's so fat, she gets stuck in her dreams
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the swimming pool as a toilet
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses a basketball as a hackey sack
Yo' momma's so fat, she keeps her extra change in one of her folds
Yo' momma's so fat, when yo' daddy makes love to her, he never makes love to the same fold twice
Yo' momma's so fat, NASA hauls her to the top of a tower, pushes her off, she falls 300 feet, hits a board and launches the space shuttle...
Yo' momma's so fat, she says her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator
Yo' momma's so fat, she put on a gray dress, and an admiral boarded her
Yo' momma's so fat, she can lay down and stand up, and her height doesn't change
Yo' momma's so fat, she's taller lying down
Yo' momma's so fat, when she works at the theater, she works as the screen
Yo' momma's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first perpetual motion machine
Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down
Yo' momma's so fat, when I said I wanted 'pigs in a blanket', she got back in bed
Yo' momma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her five YEARS to live
Yo' momma's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
Yo' momma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her
Yo' momma's so fat, she could sell shade
Yo' momma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
Yo' momma's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her
Yo' momma's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin
Yo' momma's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Yo' momma's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her
Yo' momma's so fat, her *ss has its own congressman
Yo' momma's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on
Yo' momma's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to the circus, she sees the big top and asks, Where can I try that on?
Yo' momma's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said, Sorry, we don't do curtains
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to the circus, she takes up all the rings
Yo' momma's so fat, Place Your Ad Here is printed on each of her butt cheeks
Yo' momma's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg
Yo' momma's so fat, when she leaves the beach, everybody shouts, The coast is clear
Yo' momma's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics
Yo' momma's so fat, she went on a light diet...as soon as it's light, she starts eating
Yo' momma's so fat, she went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food, she ate it
Yo' momma's so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time
Yo' momma's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half French
Yo' momma's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my *ss on the light bulb
Yo' momma's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party
Yo' momma's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion
Yo' momma' so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit
Yo' momma's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat
Yo' momma's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet
Yo' momma's so fat, when she comes down the stairs, she measures on the Richter scale
Yo' momma's so fat, when she walks down the street, everyone yells Earthquake
Yo' momma's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool
Yo' momma's so fat, when she fills up the tub, she FILLS UP the tub
Yo' momma's so fat, they're going to use her to fill that hole in the ozone layer
Yo' momma's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids
Yo' momma's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks
Yo' momma's so fat, when she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other If you let me by, I'll let you pass
Yo' momma's so fat, she jumped in the ocean, and the whales started singing, We are family
Yo' momma's so fat, she plays pool with the planets
Yo' momma's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show
Yo' momma's so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think it's the school bus
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a purple sweater, people call her Barney
Yo' momma is so fat, when she sits in a chair, the rolls on her legs cover her feet like a blanket
Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan
Yo' momma's so fat, she don't know whether she's walking or rolling
Yo' momma's so fat, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling
Yo' momma's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic
Yo' momma's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought she was American Airlines' biggest jet
Yo' momma's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet
Yo' momma's so fat, she was lifting up her rolls, and a car fell out
Yo' momma's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill three cows just to make her a pair of shoes
Yo' momma's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation
Yo' momma's so fat, she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step
Yo' momma's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts
Yo' momma's so fat, her belly-button's got an echo
Yo' momma's got so many rings around her belly, she screws her underwear on
Yo' momma's so fat, she roller skates on busses
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses bowling balls for earrings
Yo' momma lost at hide n' seek when I spotted her behind the Himalayas
Yo' momma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps
Yo' momma's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to use a VCR as a beeper
Yo' momma's so fat, she has a refrigerator strapped to her waist, and it looks like a pager
Yo' momma's so fat, her nickname is DAMN
Yo' momma's so fat, people jog around her for exercise
Yo' momma's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas
Yo' momma's so fat, I have to take a plane, a train, and an automobile just to get on her good side
Yo' momma's so fat, when you get on top of her, your ears pop
Yo' momma's so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions
Yo' momma's so fat, yo' daddy's idea of foreplay is setting up the on-ramps
Yo' momma's so fat, you haveta roll over twice to get off her
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate
Yo' momma's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, Okay
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she orders everything on the menu, including Thank You, Come Again
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps
Yo' momma's so fat, the sign outside one restaurant says 'Maximum occupancy, 512, or YO' MOMMA
' Yo' momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow raincoat, people said, Taxi
Yo' momma's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon
Yo' momma's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a sign that said, Caution
Wide Turn
Yo' momma's so fat, when she stands in a left-turn lane, it gives her the green arrow
Yo' momma's so fat, we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet
Yo' momma's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for their new world
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER
Yo' momma's so fat, when Scorpion did the harpoon throw on her, he got arrested for whaling
Yo' momma's so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in
Yo' momma's so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in
Yo' momma's so fat, when she lies on the beach, no one else gets sun
Yo' momma's so fat, her shoes have to have license plates
Yo' momma's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to Sea World, she came out with a paycheck
Yo' momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo' momma's so fat, they use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping
Yo' momma's so fat, when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground
Yo' momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
Yo' momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it
Yo' momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale
Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets on the scale, it says, We don't do livestock
Yo' momma's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said, Please step out of the car
Yo' momma's so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo' momma's so fat, even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction
Yo' momma's so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk - white and chunky
Yo' momma's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and it made a dollar
Yo' momma's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book
Yo' momma's so fat, her senior pictures had to be aerial views
Yo' momma's so fat, every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil
Yo' momma's so fat, she left the house in high heels and when she came back, she had on flip flops
Yo' momma's so fat, when she hauls *ss, she has to make two trips
Yo' momma's so fat, when she hauls *ss, she has friends come help
Yo' momma's so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks
Yo' momma's so fat, she has a wooden leg with a kick stand
Yo' momma's so fat, they have to grease the bath tub to get her out
Yo' momma's so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo' momma's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again
Yo' momma's so fat, when she dances at a concert, the whole band skips
Yo' momma's so fat, when she runs, she makes the CD player skip...at the radio station
Yo' momma's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs
Yo' momma's so fat, the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo' momma's so fat, she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist, they spelled out boulevard
Yo' momma's so fat, instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's
Yo' momma's so fat, she has her own brand of jeans: FA - Fat *ss Jeans
Yo' momma's so fat, when she was walking in her jeans, I swear I smelled something burning
Yo' momma's so fat, she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse
Yo' momma's so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it
Yo' momma's so fat, when she got hit by a bus, she said, Who threw that rock? Yo' momma's so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks
Yo' momma's so fat, they had to let out the shower curtain
Yo' momma's so fat, she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat
Yo' momma's so fat, her picture fell off the wall
Yo' momma's so fat, she don't have cellulite, she has celluHEAVY
Yo' momma's so fat, she eats Wheat *Thicks*
Yo' momma's so fat, when she sweats, people wear raincoats around her
Yo' momma's so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her I.Q.
Yo' momma's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing HER peanuts
Yo' momma's so fat, it say on her driver's license Picture continued on back. Yo' momma's so fat, NASA orbits a satellite around her
Yo' momma's so fat, people use her dandruff as quilts
Yo' momma's so fat, she runs on diesel
Yo' momma's so fat, she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand
Yo' momma's so fat, she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship
Yo' momma's so fat, she won Miss Bessie the Cow, 96
Yo' momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
Yo' momma's so fat, the Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her
Yo' momma's so fat, to her, 'light food' means under four tons
Yo' momma's so fat, when she's in a jacuzzi, she makes her own gravy
Yo' momma's so fat, cars run out of gas before passing her fat *ss
Yo' momma's so fat, her doctor's a grounds keeper
Yo' momma's so fat, McDonald's has to change their sign every time she eats there
Yo' momma's so fat, she can smell bacon frying in Canada
Yo' momma's so fat, she got hit by a car and the car sued for damages
Yo' momma's so fat, she had her ears pierced with a harpoon
Yo' momma's so fat, she wears a microwave for a beeper
Yo' momma's so fat, she wears pillow cases for socks and hula hoops to hold them up
Yo' momma's so fat, she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair
Yo' momma's so fat, when she sits on a chair, she makes paper
Yo' momma's so fat, Neil Armstrong landed on her in 1969
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to be fed by slingshot
Yo' momma's so fat, she walked in front of the TV, and I missed three commercials
Yo' momma's so fat, the shadow of her *ss weighs 50 pounds
Yo' momma's so fat, her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Hershey Kiss
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets
Yo' momma's so fat, her navel gets home 15 minutes before she does
Yo' momma's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance
Yo' momma's so fat, if she was a super hero, she would be the Incredible Bulk
Yo' momma's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones, she got the part as the big rolling ball
Yo' momma's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose
Yo' momma's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a red dress in the summer, kids run after her yelling, Kool Aid
Kool Aid
Yo' momma's so fat, when I yell Kool-Aid, she comes crashing through the wall
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to sleep in the barn with the rest of the cows
Yo' momma's so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call
Yo' momma's so fat, if she put her hand on her hip, she would look like a gallon of milk
Yo' momma's so fat, when she stood in front of the HOLLYWOOD letters we thought we were in the hood (HO*****OD)
Yo' momma's so fat, she's got a zit on her butt that's known as Mt. St. Helen
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the freeway as a slip 'n slide
Yo' momma's so fat, when she needs a shower, she goes to a car wash
Yo' momma's so fat, when she starts a marathon, she's already at the finish line
Yo' momma's so fat, she pays taxes in three countries
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow shirt, people wear sunglasses
Yo' momma's so fat, she needs to use a boomerang to scratch her fat *ss
Yo' momma's so fat, she gets her dresses made by Barnum and Bailey
Yo' momma's so fat, when she last went to church, nobody would leave until she sang
Yo' momma's so fat, her nickname is the Badyear Blimp
Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, Hey
Break it up
Yo' momma's so fat, I kept trying to leave her, but I couldn't escape her gravitational pull
Yo' momma's so fat, she has her own asteroid belt
Yo' momma's so fat, she can kick start a 747
Yo' momma's so fat, if she was two feet taller, she'd be spherical
Yo' momma's so fat, she was kidnapped by a cannibal tribe, and they all died of cholesterol
Yo' momma's so fat, she got a ticket for going the wrong way down a one way street when she was walking
Yo' momma's so fat, she doesn't sit, she spreads
Yo' momma's so fat, she was born on the 4th, 5th and 6th of March
Yo' momma's so fat, she was stopped by police dogs at the airport for having 300 lbs of crack under her dress
Yo' momma's so fat, she lives in two time zones - supper time and dinner time
Yo' momma's so fat, in school when she stood up and turned around, she would erase all the black-boards in the room
Yo' momma's so fat, it took God one day to create the earth and five days to create yo' momma
Yo' momma's so fat, the local police hired her to be a roadblock
Yo' momma's so fat, she bumps into people even when she's sitting down
Yo' momma's so fat, she don't take pictures, she takes posters
Yo' momma is so fat, when she walks down the street in a green dress, everybody yells, Run for your lives
It's GODZILLA
Yo' momma's so fat, when she sings, it's over
Yo' momma's so fat, they use her underwear for the screen at the movies
Yo' momma's so fat, she hula-hooped the super bowl
Yo' momma's so fat, to her, light food means under four tons
Yo' momma's so fat, the Himalayas are practice runs to prepare for her
Yo' momma's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off
Yo' momma's so fat, Thanksgiving Day, she ate dinner for six hours, then said, I am going to walk this meal off. I said, Call me when you get to Brazil
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to wear a hat with a blinking red light to scare off the airplanes
Yo' momma's so fat, if she wears fish-net stockings, they'd better be fifty pound test
Yo' momma's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-g*d-it's-coming-towards-us
Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly, they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway
Yo' momma's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell
Yo' momma's so fat, she can't wear Daisy Dukes - she has to wear Boss Hoggs
Yo' momma's so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than Thomas' English Muffin
Yo' momma's so fat, she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big
Yo' momma's so fat, she's 36-24-36...but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh
Yo' momma's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came and said, Break it up
Yo' momma's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to buy two plane tickets, and she doesn't even notice the armrest
Yo' momma's so fat, when she lays down, stunt men try to jump over her
Yo' momma's brain is so small, if I took it and rolled it down the edge of a razor blade, it would be like a lone car going down a six lane highway
Yo' momma's brain is so small, if you stuffed it up an ant's butt, it would still rattle like a BB in a tin can
Yo' momma's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose
Yo' momma's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20
Yo' momma's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say 'Go'
Yo' momma's so stupid, she gave birth to you
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window
Yo' momma's so stupid, she ran out of gas leaving Texaco
Yo' momma's so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage
Yo' momma's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk
Yo' momma's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said, Cherry or grape?
Yo' momma's so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer
Yo' momma's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said Dodge Trucks and she started ducking through traffic
Yo' momma's so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said Will eat for food
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Thailand is a men's clothing store
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Sherlock Holmes was a housing project
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Delta Airlines is a sorority
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Christmas wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a stereotype is a clock-radio brand
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks the Internet is something you catch fish with
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a lawsuit is something you wear to court
Yo' momma's so stupid, when the judge said, Order in the court, she said, I'll have a hamburger and a Coke
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had
Yo' momma's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said, Hey Boss, all the small ones are gone
Yo' momma's so stupid, if brains were gas, she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Fruit Loop
Yo' momma's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps, she went and got toilet paper
Yo' momma's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses
Yo' momma's so stupid, when her husband lost his marbles, she bought him new ones
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a car pool
Yo' momma's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed
Yo' momma's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tried to drop acid, but the car battery fell on her foot
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got shot running for the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial
Yo' momma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got on her knees to drink her Nehi peach drink
Yo' momma's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble
Yo' momma's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done
Yo' momma's so stupid, it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo' momma's so stupid, when yo' daddy said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo' momma's so stupid, she told everyone that she was illegitiment because she couldn't read
Yo' momma's so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Yo' momma's so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Yo' momma's so stupid, she stole free bread
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the superbowl
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonald's
Yo' momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain
Yo' momma's so stupid that under Education on her job application, she put Hooked on Phonics
Yo' momma's so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating yo' house
Yo' momma's so stupid, she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes
Yo' momma's so stupid, they had to burn down the school to get her out of second grade
Yo' momma's so stupid, she bought a Clapper, and she only has one hand
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car
Yo' momma's so stupid, she mates out of season
Yo' momma's so stupid, her brain cells are on the endangered species list
Yo' momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a hot meal is stolen food
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought the Nazis were saying Hi, Hitler
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she tried to commit suicide, she jumped off the curb
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she saw a sign that said Wet floor, she did
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a triple is for extreme alcoholics
Yo' momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo' momma's so stupid, someone yells hoe-down, she hits the deck
Yo' momma's so stupid, if you give her a penny for her intelligence, you'll get change back
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took you to the airport the sign said, 'Airport left', so she turned around and went home
Yo' momma's so stupid, on an application it said, Don't write here, and she wrote, Why? Yo' momma's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put O.K. Yo' momma's so stupid, when she was filling out a job application, when she saw sign here, she put Scorpio
Yo' momma's so stupid, she saw Jesus walk on water and said, It's gotta be the shoes
Yo' momma's so stupid, when asked on an application, Sex?, she marked, M, F and sometimes weekends too
Yo' momma's so stupid, she asked me what kind of jeans I had on, I said, Guess, so she said Levi's
Yo' momma's so stupid, she called information to get the number for 411 ... and when the operator said Hold one minute, she counted to 60 and hung up
Yo' momma's so stupid, she took toilet paper to a craps game
Yo' momma's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store
Yo' momma's so stupid, when you were born she looked at the umbilical cord and said, Hey, everybody - he comes with cable
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to catch the 44 bus but caught the 22 twice instead
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on her tape deck
Yo' momma's so stupid, if her I.Q. was any lower, she'd trip over it
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks MCI is a rapper
Yo' momma's so stupid, she had your brother thrown in rehab. 'cause he was Hooked on Phonics
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks it's the ice cubes that keeps the fridge cold
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought gangrene was another golf course
Yo' momma's so stupid, it take her a month to get rid of the seven day itch
Yo' momma's so stupid, she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel
Yo' momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob cause he said it would help with his unemployment
Yo' momma's so stupid, she called the cocaine hotline to order some
Yo' momma's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks manual labor is a Mexican
Yo' momma's so stupid, she has one toe and bought a pair of flip flops
Yo' momma's so stupid, on her job application where it says 'emergency contact', she put '911'
Yo' momma's so stupid, she said what's that letter after x, I said, 'Y'; she said, 'Cause I wanna know
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Hamburger Helper came with another person
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
Yo' momma's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood
Yo' momma's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod
Yo' momma's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen her since
Yo' momma's so stupid, when she counts to ten she get stuck at 11
Yo' momma's so stupid, when you were born, she looked at the umbilical cord and said, Whoa
This thing comes wit cable
Yo' momma's so ugly, she looks like you
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks
Yo' momma's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her
Yo' momma's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out
Yo' momma's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it
Yo' momma's so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation
Yo' momma's so ugly, people at the circus pay money NOT to see her
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down
Yo' momma's so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness
Yo' momma's so ugly, yo' daddy tosses the ugly stick, and she fetches it every time
Yo' momma's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks
Yo' momma's so ugly, the kids call her Lassie and feed the b*tch biscuits
Yo' momma's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said, Damn, how'd you get out so fast
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border
Yo' momma's so ugly, I heard that yo' daddy first met her at the pound
Yo' momma's so ugly, I can have sex with her in any position and it's still doggy style
Yo' momma's so ugly, she entered a dog show and won
Yo' momma's so ugly, her doctor is a vet
Yo' momma's so ugly, if ugly were bricks, she'd be a high rise
Yo' momma's so ugly, if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team
Yo' momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares
Yo' momma's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her
When yo' momma was born they had to take her out of the trash can, 'cause the doctor said, Throw this shit away
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, they tinted the windows of her incubator
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap
Yo' momma's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor smacked everyone
Yo' momma's so ugly, they threw her away and kept the afterbirth
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor took her and told her mother, If this doesn't start to cry in ten seconds, it was a tumor
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born the Doctor looked at her ass and her face and said: My God, Siamese twins
Yo' momma's so ugly, just after her birth, her mother saw the afterbirth and said, Twins
Yo' momma's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, What a treasure, and her father said, Yeah, let's go bury it
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was born, GOD admitted that even HE could make a mistake
Yo' momma's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo' momma's so ugly, it makes me wish birth control is retroactive
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no professionals
Yo' momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
Yo' momma's so ugly, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower
Yo' momma's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, It's Halloween already?
Yo' momma's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes ON in strip joints
Yo' momma's so ugly, when they took her to the beautician, it took twelve hours...for a quote
Yo' momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her
Yo' momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone
Yo' momma's so ugly, she scares the roaches away
Yo' momma's so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
If my dog had a face as ugly as Yo' momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards
Yo' momma's so ugly, her face looks like a blind cobbler's thumb
Yo' momma's so ugly, her face is like the south end of a north-bound camel
Yo' momma's so ugly, Dairy Queen won't even treat her right
Yo' momma's so ugly, she's like 7-UP...never had it, never will
Yo' momma's so ugly, she could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck
Yo' momma's so ugly, she had to wear two bags over her head in case one breaks
Yo' momma's so ugly, she's only had one successful job - being a scarecrow
Yo' momma's so ugly, she just got a job at the airport - sniffing for drugs
Yo' momma's so ugly, she makes *YOU* look good
Yo' momma's so ugly, her psychiatrist makes her lie face down
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in
Yo' momma's so ugly, the tide won't even take her out
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she went to jump in a lake, the lake jumped back
Yo' momma's so ugly, her momma had to feed her with a sling shot
Yo' momma's so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on
Yo' momma's so ugly, peeping toms break into her house and CLOSE the blinds
Yo' momma's so ugly, she has little round marks all over her body from people touching her with 10-foot poles
Yo' momma is so ugly, her face could stop a sun dial
Yo' momma's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies
Yo' momma's so ugly, they didn't make her wear a costume when she tried out for Star Wars
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she walked into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck
Yo' momma's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends
Yo' momma's so ugly, she has to trick-or-treat over the phone
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down
Yo' momma's so ugly, two guys broke into her apt., she yelled rape, and they yelled NO
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her
Yo' momma's so ugly, cockroaches go like this: HI, MOM
Yo' momma's so ugly, she frightened away both the beauty and the beast
Yo' momma's so ugly, she strips wall paper from walls for a living
Yo' momma's so ugly, she dated Jabba the Hut and HE was the looker
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she was a baby, her parents had a little yellow sign in their car window that read, THING ON BOARD
Yo' momma's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell - when people see her, they run for the border
Yo' momma's so ugly, she scares people even with the lights out
Yo' momma's so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up
Yo' momma is so ugly, her face is registered as a biological weapon
Yo' momma's so ugly, the NHL banned her for life
Yo' momma's so ugly, your dad's breath smells like sh*t because he would rather kiss her ass
Yo' momma's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road
Yo' momma's so ugly, it looks like her face caught fire and they put it out with an ice pick
Yo' momma's so ugly, her mother used to put rubber bands on her ears so people would think the girl was wearing a mask
Yo' momma's so ugly, she wasn't beaten with an ugly stick...the whole forest fell on her
Yo' momma's so ugly, she's the cover girl for iodine
Yo' momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her
Yo' momma's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends
Yo' momma's so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel
Yo' momma's so ugly, she can look up a camel's butt and scare its hump off
Yo' momma's so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train
Yo' momma's so ugly, they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty
Yo' momma's so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom, the toilet flushes
Yo' momma's so ugly, she's was a three bagger: 1 for her head, 1 for yours in case hers fell off, and 1 by the door in case anyone walked in
Yo' momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first
Yo' momma's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license
Yo' momma's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment
Yo' momma's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her
Yo' momma's so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white
Yo' momma's so old, her memory is in black and white
Yo' momma's so old, she has an autographed Bible
Yo' momma's so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake
Yo' momma's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick
Yo' momma's so old, her social security number is 1
Yo' momma's so old, her birth certificate says expired on it
Yo' momma's so old, she farts dust
Yo' momma's so old, when I told her to act her age, she died
Yo' momma's so old and fat that when God said Let there be light, He told her to move her fat ass
Yo' momma's so old, George Burns calls her Grandma
Yo' momma's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp
Yo' momma's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince
Yo' momma's so old, she's blind from the big bang
Yo' momma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories
Yo' momma's so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
Yo' momma's so old, when Moses split the Red Sea, she was on the other side fishing
Yo' momma's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block
Yo' momma's so old, she owes Jesus a nickel
Yo' momma's so old, she used to babysit Jesus
Yo' momma's so old, her birthday's expired
Yo' momma's so poor, even her BOSS pants are unemployed
Yo' momma's so poor, she has to take the trash IN
Yo' momma's so poor, I went to her house and took down some cobwebs, and she said, Who's tearing down the drapes?
Yo' momma's so poor, when I saw her rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked her what she was doing; she said, Remodeling
Yo' momma's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked what she was doing, and she said Moving
Yo' momma was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, What ya doin'? She said, Buying luggage
Yo' momma's so poor, I came over for dinner and saw three beans on the table; I took one, and she said Don't be greedy
Yo' momma's so poor, when I stepped on her door mat, she said, Hey, you can't go upstairs
Yo' momma's so poor, I stepped on her skateboard and she said, Hey, get off the car
Yo' momma's so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and she said, Who turned off the lights?
Yo' momma's so poor, I went into her house and flushed a cockroach down the toilet and she said, Hey, where'd Grandma go?
Yo' momma's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said, Third tree to your right
Yo' momma's so poor, after I p*ssed in your yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn
Yo' momma's so poor, when I asked what was for dinner, she pulled her shoelaces off and said Spaghetti
Yo' momma's so poor, her face is on the front of a food stamp
Yo' momma's so poor, when she heard about the last supper, she thought she had run out of food stamps
Yo' momma's so poor, she got arrested for breaking the gum-ball machine because it didn't take food stamps
Yo' momma's so poor, she puts food stamps in your penny loafers
Yo' momma's so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says DING
Yo' momma's so poor, when I ring the doorbell, I hear the toilet flush
Yo' momma's so poor, when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers
Yo' momma's so poor, she went to McDonald's and had to put her french fries on lay-a-way
Yo' momma's so poor, she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning
Yo' momma's so poor, burglars break in her house and leave money
Yo' momma's so poor, she married young just to get the rice
Yo' momma's so poor, the Somalians are sending HER food
Yo' momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she yelled, Who turned off the heat?
Yo' momma's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention
Yo' momma's so po', she can't even afford the or
Yo' momma's so poor, she wipes with both sides of the toilet paper
Yo' momma's so poor, the only time she's smelled hot food was when a rich man farted
Yo' momma's so poor, yo' TV's got two channels: on and off
Yo' momma's so poor, when yo' family watches TV, they go to Sears
Yo' momma's so poor, when she wrote a check, the whole bank bounced
Yo' momma's so dark, she went to night school and was marked absent
Yo' momma's so dark, she leaves fingerprints on charcoal
Yo' momma's so dark, a piece of coal makes a white mark on her
Yo' momma's so dark, she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers
Yo' momma's so dark, they die bowling balls in her bath water
Yo' momma's so dark, when she sits in a hot tub, she makes tea
Yo' momma's so dark, if she sat in a jacuzzi, the water would turn into coffee
Yo' momma's so dark, she drinks water and pees coffee
Yo' momma's so dark, the police shot at her, and the bullets came back for flashlights
Yo' momma's so dark, when she gets out of the car, the oil light comes on
Yo' momma's so fat 'n dark, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill
Yo' momma's so dark, when people refer to darkness coming in the future, they refer to her next visit
Yo' momma's so dark, they made a movie of her heart transplant called From the darkest heart of Africa
Yo' momma's so dark, she bleeds smoke
Yo' momma's so dark, that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime
Yo' momma's so dark, when she puts lotion on her legs, it looks like she has on leather pants
Yo' momma's so dark, if they put her in a bottle, she'd be a Pepsi
Yo' family's so dark, when they hold hands, they look like a stretch limo
Yo' momma's so black, she goes to a funeral naked, and no one notices
Yo' momma's so fat and black, when she goes skydiving she turns day into night
Yo' momma's so short, she has to cuff her underwear
Yo' momma's so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet
Yo' momma's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet
Yo' momma's so short, she jumps off curbs, saying, Wheeee
Yo' momma's so short, her best friend is an ant
Yo' momma's so short, her homies are the Keebler Elves
Yo' momma's so short, she doesn't have legs, she has feet growing out her ass
Yo' momma's so short, she tried to commit suicide with a pin
Yo' momma's so short, she's afraid to get off the carpet alone
Yo' momma's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license
Yo' momma's so short, she poses for trophies
Yo' momma's so short, she does back-flips under the bed
Yo' momma's so short, she has to look down to look up
Yo' momma's so short, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime
Yo' momma's so small, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs
Yo' momma's so short, she pole vaults with a toothpick
Yo' momma's so short, she can bungee-jump off a curb
Yo' momma's so short, she has to slam-dunk her change on the bus
Yo' momma's so nasty, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back
Yo' momma's so nasty, she uses her dirty clothes as a weapon
Yo' momma's so nasty, she has to creep up on bath water
Yo' momma's so nasty, the government uses her bath water for chemical weapons
Yo' momma's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10,000 miles
Yo' momma's so nasty, I called her for phone sex, and she gave me an ear infection
Yo' momma's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer, and she gave me a virus
Yo' momma's so nasty, while you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing an oxygen mask
Yo' momma's so nasty, every time she opens her mouth, she's talking shit
Yo' momma reminds me of a toilet: short, white, and smells like sh*t
I saved Yo' momma's life today...I killed a sh*t-eating dog on the way over
Yo' momma's so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach
Yo' momma's so nasty, she gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh
Yo' momma's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down
Yo' momma's so nasty, she made Ben Gay go straight
Yo' momma's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left
Yo' momma's so nasty, she made Right Guard call for backup
Yo' momma's so nasty, even the fishery paid her to leave
Yo' momma's so nasty, Ozzie Osbourne refused to bite her head off
Yo' momma's so nasty, the Nat'l Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts
Yo' momma's so nasty, skunks run from her
Yo' momma's so nasty, a skunk smelled her *ss and passed out
Yo' momma's so nasty, she makes onions cry
Yo' momma's so nasty, she went swimming, and now we have the Dead Sea
Yo' momma's so nasty, she joined the four horseman: war, death, famine, disease
Yo' momma's so nasty, she's like Shaq - she don't fake the funk
Yo' momma's drawers are so nasty, the roaches check in, but they don't check out
Yo' momma's so nasty, flies land on her picture
Yo' momma's so nasty, she has to use Black Flag for a deodorant
Yo' momma's so nasty, lice visit her on their vacations
Yo' momma's so nasty, not even flies would go near her
Yo' momma's so nasty, she uses Drain-o to douche
Yo' momma's so hairy, when she went to a salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair, and she opened up her shirt
Yo' momma's so hairy, she wears a Nike tag on her weave, so now everyone calls her Hair Jordan
Yo' momma's so hairy, she's got afros on her breasts
Yo' momma's so hairy, she braids her hair - on her upper lip
Yo' momma ain't so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back
Yo' momma's so hairy, she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro
Yo' momma's so hairy, she looks like a Chia Pet with a sweater on
Yo' momma's so hairy, she shaves with a weed whacker
Yo' momma's so hairy, she uses a lawn mower to shave her armpits
Yo' momma's so hairy, it looks like she has Don King in a head-lock
Yo' momma's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her
Yo' momma's so hairy, she doesn't have a bikini line - she has a bikini book
Yo' momma's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth
Yo' momma's legs are so hairy, if she had fur coat and a banana, they'd stick her back in the zoo
Yo' momma's so hairy, when she goes to the circus, the bearded lady protests against non-union workers
Yo' momma's so hairy, she was a stunt double for Chubaca in Star Wars
Yo' momma's so hairy, she got a trim and lost ten pounds
Yo' momma's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men
Yo' momma's so hairy, she beats her chest after sex
Yo' momma's so greasy, her freckles slipped off
Yo' momma's so greasy, she used bacon as a band-aid
Yo' momma's so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her
Yo' momma's so greasy, when she jumps in the ocean, she leaves a ring around the shore
Yo' momma's so greasy, when she cooks, she rubs the pan with her hair
Yo' momma's so greasy, when she slid into second, her butt ended up in Detriot
Yo' momma's so greasy, she sweats Crisco
Yo' momma's so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss
Yo' momma's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet
Yo' momma's so skinny, when she lets the water out of the bathtub, her toes get caught in the drain
Yo' momma's so skinny, she has to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow
Yo' momma's so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent
Yo' momma's so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant
Yo' momma's so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio
Yo' momma's so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio
Yo' momma's so skinny, she has to wear a belt with spandex
Yo' momma's so skinny, when she wears a red dress, people think she's a thermometer
Yo' momma's so skinny, when she swallowed a marble, I thought she was nine months pregnant
Yo' momma's so skinny, she uses a tie for a blanket
Yo' momma's so skinny, she has to make knots in her panty hose so that her knees can be seen
Yo' momma's so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma
Yo' momma's so skinny, if she had dreads, I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor
Yo' momma's butt is so bony, she put her drawers on and cut them in two
Yo' momma's so skinny, she got a run in her hose and she fell out
Yo' momma's got eyes in her butt, talking about D*mn, did you see that sh*t?
Yo' momma ain't got no fingers, talking about how she's pressing charges
Yo' momma's got no left eye, and she's talkin' 'bout Make this left
Yo' momma's got one leg, talkin' 'bout Ain't no half steppin'
Yo' momma's got three fingers, talkin' 'bout Gimme five
Yo' momma ain't got no arms, talkin' 'bout I'm hangin' in there
Yo' momma ain't got no eyes, talkin' 'bout I see what you mean
Yo' momma ain't got no ears, talkin' 'bout I hear ya
Yo' momma ain't got no legs, talkin' 'bout how she's gonna run for president
Yo' momma ain't got no legs, talkin' 'bout how she's running things
Yo' momma's got no fingers talking 'bout wanting to be with the Pointer sisters
Yo' momma's got no legs and always talking about how she kicks ass
Yo' momma has one leg and says I'll kick yo' ass
Yo' momma's got one ear, talking 'bout she wants to hear both sides of the story
Yo' momma sits in a wheelchair and says I ain't gonna stand for this
Yo' momma has no neck and says I'm the head of this family
Yo' momma has an afro with a chin strap
Yo' momma has a wooden afro with an 'X' carved in the back
Yo' momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns
Yo' momma has a `fro with landing lights
Yo' momma got two wooden legs and one is on backward
Yo' momma got a wooden leg with a real foot
Yo' momma's got a wooden leg with a kick stand and has to nail her stockings up
Yo' momma got a wooden leg with branches
Yo' momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree
Yo' momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns
Yo' momma has a glass eye with a fish in it
Yo' momma got so many teeth missing it looks like her tongue is in jail
Yo' momma has ten fingers - all on the same hand
Yo' momma has four eyes and two pairs of sunglasses
Yo' momma got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in her pocket
Yo' momma's got one leg longer than other and they call her call her 'hip hop'
Yo' momma's got one toe and one knee and they call her 'Tony'
Yo' momma's got three toes and three knees and they call her 'Toni Tone Tony'
Yo' momma's got one leg and people call her 'Ilene'
Yo' momma's got one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee and they call her 'Uno'
Yo' momma has one arm and when she fights, the announcer says, She throws a right, a right, and another right
Yo' momma's has no ears... I seen her trying on sunglasses...
Yo' momma's got a four dollar weave and don't know when to leave
Yo' momma's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator
Yo' momma's got more weave than a dog in traffic
Yo' momma's got snake skin teeth
Yo' momma has a short leg and walks in circles
Yo' momma's hair is so short, when she braided it, they looked like stitches
Yo' momma's hair is so short, she curls it with rice
Yo' momma's hair is so nappy, she has to take Tylenol just to comb it
Yo' momma's hair is so nappy, even Moses couldn't part it
Yo' momma's hair is so nappy, her comb had to get dentures
Yo' momma's hair is so nappy, when she combs her hair, her teeth bleed
Yo' momma's hair has so much mousse in it, it could deflect bullets
Yo' momma's so bald, even a wig wouldn't help
Yo' momma's so bald, you can see what's on her mind
Yo' momma's so bald, I can read her mind
Yo' momma's so bald, she took a shower and got brainwashed
Yo' momma's so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck, she looks like a roll on deodorant
Yo' momma's so bald, when she goes to sleep, her head keeps slipping off the pillow
Yo' momma's head is so small, she use a tea-bag as a pillow
Yo' momma's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died
Yo' momma's head is so small, she could wear fruit loops as head rags
Yo' momma's head is so big, it shows up on radar
Yo' momma's head is so big she has to step into her shirts
Yo' momma's head is so big, she has to wash her hair at Niagra Falls
Yo' momma's forehead's so big, you could show slides on it
Yo' momma's ears are so big, she drives the freeways by sonar
Yo' momma's ears are so big, she can hear sign language
Yo' momma's ears are so big, she can hear what I'm thinking
Yo' momma has so much wax in her ears, I stuck a Q-Tip in and pulled out a crayon
Yo' momma's lips are so big, ChapStick had to invent a spray
Yo' momma's lips are so big, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo' momma's lips are so big, when she smiles, her hair gets wet
Yo' momma's lips are so big, she needs a kick stand to hold them up
Yo' momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her stomach lights up
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, when she drinks water, it turns into lemonade
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, crows fly down and pick at them like it was corn
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, she's got more gold than Fort Knox
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow that when she used Aim, she missed
Yo' momma's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles, they look like dice
Yo' momma's teeth are so black, when she spits, she seals driveways
Yo' momma's got so many gaps in her teeth, it looks like piano keys
Yo' momma's teeth are so bad, it looks like her father was Mr. Ed
Yo' momma's so toothless, when she couldn't eat an apple, she just gummed it to death
Yo' momma's so bucktoothed, she can eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence
Yo' momma's breath is so bad, when she yawns, her teeth duck
Yo' momma's breath is so bad, when she talks, her nose hairs fall out
Yo' momma's breath is so bad, people on the phone hang up
Yo' momma's breath is so bad, her mouth needs odor eaters
Yo' momma's breath is so bad, we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper
Yo' momma's breath is so stank, Crest and Colgate got a warrant for her arrest
Yo' momma's breath's so bad, 9 out of 10 dentists recommend that she rinse with Summer's Eve
Yo' momma's breath's so bad, when she wakes up in the morning, the mirror brushes its teeth
Yo' momma's house is so nasty, even the cockroaches wear slippers
Yo' momma's house is so dusty, the roaches ride around on dune buggies
Yo' momma's house is so small, the roaches got hunchback
Yo' momma's house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet
Yo' momma's house has roaches so big, the termites have to carry switchblades
Yo' momma's house is so small, I walked in the front door and tripped over the back fence
Yo' momma's house is so small, if I stuck a key in the door, I'd stab three people
Yo' momma's house is so small, I put a key in the door lock and broke a window
Yo' momma's house is so small, the welcome mat just says wel...
Yo' momma's house is so poor, they tore it down and put up a slum
Yo' momma's house is so small, she dropped a washcloth and you had instant carpeting
Yo' momma's so wrinkled, you can find loose change in her skin
Yo' momma's so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on
Yo' momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving
Yo momma's glasses are so thick, she could read my mind
Yo' momma's so blind, she dropped a dime and picked up two nickels
Yo' momma's blind and seeing another man
Yo' momma's so blind, she has one of her eyes stuck up her ass and she still can't see shit
Yo' momma's so cross-eyed, she watches TV in stereo
Yo' momma's so cross-eyed, she thought her only child was a twin
Yo' momma's nose is so big, she makes Pinocchio look like a cat
Yo' momma's nose is so big, she needs a screen on it to keep from sucking small children in
Yo' momma's feet are so big, she was the landlord of the old woman who lived in a shoe
Yo' momma's feet are so big, Bozo's envious
Yo' momma's feet are so big, her shoes gotta have license plates on 'em
Yo' momma's feet are so nasty, when she wants jam, she gets someone to run a loaf of bread between her toes
Yo' momma's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living
Yo' momma's butt is so big, she has to shit in a dumpster
Yo' momma's butt is so big, she has more crack than New Jersey
Yo' momma's so tall, she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth
Yo' momma's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun
Yo' momma's so flat, she's the only woman in the world with two backs
Yo' momma's so flat, she's jealous of the wall
Yo' momma's so hunchbacked, she has to look up to tie her shoes
Yo' momma's so hunchbacked, she has to wear goggles to wash dishes
Yo' momma's so fat and her back so crooked, when she lays down, people say I didn't know we had mountains
Yo' momma is so bad, when she got called for jury duty, she was found guilty
Yo' momma's so mean, she got yo' papa pregnant
Yo' momma's so grouchy, the McDonald's she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals
Yo' momma's middle name is Rambo
Yo' momma's twice the man you are
Yo' momma threw a frisbee three weeks ago that hasn't landed yet
Yo' momma, 'nuff said
Yo' momma talks on the phone so much, it's even busy when I dial the wrong number
Yo' momma's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear
Yo' momma's so lazy, she thinks a two-income family is where yo' daddy has two jobs
Yo' momma's so weak, she had to fight the current in the bath tub
Yo' momma's so light-headed, when she jumps out of a window, she falls UP
Yo' momma's so slutty, she heard Santa say Ho Ho Ho and thought she was getting called three times
Yo' momma's breasts are so square, the milk comes out in cartons
I was walking down the street with yo' momma and they started shooting - they said 'hit the dirt', and everyone jumped on Yo' momma's back
Yo' momma's car's so ugly, someone broke in just to steal The Club
Yo' momma's maxi pad is so thick, she could bend over and deflect bullets
Yo' momma's so greedy, when she wakes up in the morning, she looks under her bed to see if she lost any sleep
Yo' momma's such an alcoholic, in college, her major was Old English, room 800
Yo' daddy's like cement, takes him two days to get hard
Yo' daddy's so fat, even his dick has rolls
Yo' daddy's d*ck is so small, he makes yo' momma look hung
Yo' daddy's d*ck is so small, he'd been f*cking yo' momma for an hour and she asked if it was in yet. Yo' daddy has to stick his d*ck in the freezer to get hard
Yo' daddy suffers from d*ck-do disease...his stomach hangs out farther than his d*ck do
Yo' daddy's like an arcade game, give him a quarter, and you can play with his joystick
Yo' daddy's so lame, when his wife says, Give me ten inches and make it hurt
he does her three times and puts a vice on her head
Yo' daddy's so ugly, his own hand turns him down
Yo' daddy's so ugly, that's not a receding hair line, that's his hair running away from his face
Yo' momma's mass is so infinite that she's a singularity
Yo' momma's wave function is so chaotic, she's uncertain even after it collapses
Yo' momma's so old and so fat that Ulysses crawled up her butt with twenty soldiers and jumped out once inside Troy
Yo' momma's brain is so small, quarks beat up on it
Yo' momma's mass is so great that she has her own event horizon
een paar regeltjes citeren was voldoende hoor
hier ken ju ff lekker dissen
ik ben nie van disse hou meer van poffere
een paar regeltjes citeren was voldoende hoor
ik dis iedereen op dit topic door even irritant te doen
James Hond ownage
bedoel je niet homage?
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Nope, fout bedoeld dus