Useful one-liners for Dutch Parties

To be honest, I stole this idea from verwijderd (and a bit form PerfectBlood)

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If you are on vacation in Holland, and if you want to visit one of our nice parties, you will need some usefull Dutch sentences to make it easier for you and the person you are speaking to!

Everybody, post something here, and learn our friends from outside the borders some of our language!!!

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Can I have a beer please? - Mag ik een biertje?
There are also some other variations you can use when you order a drink, like; "one beer (een biertje)" or "give me beer (geef me bier)" or just "beer (bier)"

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** EDITOR'S NOTE: PRONOUNCIATION **

For a reasonable facsimile of the correct pronounciation of all those terrible Dutch sounds, here's a web page to help you out (it even has MP3s with examples)!

http://www.stanford.edu/~sipma/dupron.html

Can I fuck you in your Ass??? ---> Mag ik je in je reet neuken???

I'd like some fish and chips, please.

No, I'm really on the guest list! - Nee, ik sta echt op de gastenlijst!

Where are the toilets? - Waar zijn de toiletten

Wanna FuQ? - NeuQen?

Do I know you from somewhere? - Ken ik jou ergens van?

Can I have a sip? I have a dry throat. - Mag ik een slokje? Ik heb nogal een droge bek.

Got a light? - Heb je een vuurtje?

What's in this cigarette? - Wiet of Hasj?

How much are the drinkie tokens? - Hoeveel kosten de drankmuntjes?

You've dropped your phone - Je hebt je mobieltje laten vallen

Where did you get that fan? - Waar heb je die waaier vandaan?

Boy, do *you* look wasted! - Man, wat zie *jij* er verrot uit!

Totally wicked sunglasses! - Coole zonnebril, ouwe!

No, I'm not interested in your body - Ophoeren, slet.

Good one

you know, like in "munchies & drinkies"?

Uitspraak van verwijderd op zondag 8 mei 2005 om 22:00:

To be honest, I stole this idea from DarkSkywise.

and a bit from me

Uitspraak van Perfect Blood op zondag 8 mei 2005 om 22:22:

and a bit from me

Sorry, can;t edit my post anymore! Else I would mention your name there!


reply adjusted! - DSW

What is up with all those half shaved woman heads? - Wtf is het probleem van al die halfkale vrouwen?

She's ff'in hot! - Lekker wijf!

Who's spinning now? - Wie is er nu aan het draaien?

Would you like to share a toilet with me? - Zin om gevoelloos te neuken op de plee?

How U Doin'? - Hoe is het met jou?

Damn, I'm pissed! - Sjezus, ik ben straalbezopen!

Any idea who's making pics for Partyflock? - Weet je wie hier de Partyflock-fotograaf is?

I've lost the key to my locker - Ik ben de sleutel van mijn kluisje kwijt

They should turn up the bass a bit - De bas staat te zacht

Tiesto really sucks - Tiesto zuigt zwaar

What's your nick at Partyflock? - Hoe heet jij op Partyflock?

Are there any afterparties? - Zijn er nog afterparty's?

I'm going to be sick - Ik moet overgeven

Where's the shuttle bus? - Waar staan de pendelbussen?

They should turn up the bass a *lot* - De bas staat echt *veel* te zacht

My fridge is having a headache - mijn koelkast heeft hoofdpijn



Now that's useful!

And that is a sentence you use AFTER the drugs

I give my pig a bird

where are the toilets?- waar kan ik pissen?

where is the exit?- waar is de uitgang?

can i have some ice in my coke? - mag ik wat ijs in m'n snats?

Damn, I see cubes and fences everywhere! - Godver, wat ben ik van de kaart!

whahahahahaha LOL

I have a really fat ass! - Ik heb een dikke kont!

(I'm sure a certain American Friend remembers that one )

You are a nice boy - jij bent lelijk
You are a nice girl - jij bent dik

Succes garanteed


if you want to get kicked in the face, that is - DSW

I found out that "Ik ben Noors...Ik ben heel zat" works
like HELL at parties down there!

People allways buy me more alcohol then!

if the person next to you is ugly clap your hands

*looks up*

*clap clap*

Ik heb een dikke kont -- I have a big ass (I think that's what it means, anyway. It was one of the first complete sentences I learned how to say in Dutch )

Now compare the above reply with my last reply... amazing, isn't it?

Jesus, he/she is really wasted.
Tering, die is echt helemaal naar de klote.

Waar is de EHBO?
Where can I find medical help?

Jaja ik hou ook van jou.
Fuck you too.

All Dutch speak english So why learn Dutch ?

Luie donder
Lazy bastard

Rot op engbek!
Get lost freak!

Uitspraak van verwijderd op maandag 9 mei 2005 om 11:14:

All Dutch speak english So why learn Dutch ?

so we don't have to think and search for the right words

Jij bent lief en jij hebt hele mooi ogen <---- My little bit of Dutch, please correct me if I'm wrong

Hehe, because when you're totally wasted it might take you one minute before noticing someone's actually talking english to you.

Uitspraak van CollyDollyFabulous op maandag 9 mei 2005 om 14:09:

Jij bent lief en jij hebt hele mooi ogen <---- My little bit of Dutch, please correct me if I'm wrong

hey kitty you forgot "lekker ding"

Oooh yeah Lekkerrrrrrrrrrr Wijfe haha

do the greet to youre feet

hahaahaha this topis is top!!!! (pronuciation would be good also!!)

I mean topic!!! D'oh

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! i always wondered how to say that

now i know

i will make good use of that one

Bukken kreng!

Bend over bitch!

I'll slap you silly!
Ik sla je ongelukkig!

I'll kick your ass!
Ik sla je de tering!

yes i think this a good one. because, we can put down alot of sentences here, but if they don't know how to pronounce it... maybe i can try:

can i fuck you in the ass - mag ik in je reet neuken?

mag ick in yeah rate neuken

that's the best i can make of it we have alot of words that just don't exist in english.

can i have one beer? - mag ik een bier?

mag ick ane ...

sorry, couldnt think of a good pronounciation for beer...

lemme give it a try too (I've been giving Dutch lessons to Americans so that may be of some help )

the most difficult part is our "g" sound which can be described as an EXTREMELY throaty "H"... just like the sound you make when you clear your throat before you spit on the sidewalk

the "a" in "mag" sounds like "ah", like in "Han Solo"

the "i" in "ik" sounds just like the "i" in "it"

the "j" in "je" is just like the "y" in "you" and the "e" at the end of a word uncannily sounds like "uh"


so what we have now is "mahGG ik in yuh rate..."


oops, now we've got another sound you don't have , the "eu"

try to say a LONG "uh" while puckering up... your mouth should be about the size of your thumb

so it would sound like "n[pucker]uhh[/pucker]KUHHN" (stress the second syllable)

waitaminnit... I know JUST the web page for everybody... I'll put in in the lead message of this thread!

very well done darkie