Mr T - The Facts
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is
folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the
situation, he is always understood.
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going
to walk.
Mr. T invented fools. Realising the magnitude of his folly, he then
created Pity.
It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.
Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of
the concept of infinity.
Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked
Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has
taken you to read this sentence.
They say when a bear is chasing a group of people, you don't have to
outrun the bear, but only have to be faster than the slowest person. If
Mr. T is chasing you, you're dead.
Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest
in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black
screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
In 1995, Mr. T was diagnosed with B-cell lymphoma but he pitied his own
fool cells until the disease turned into T-cell lymphoma. Upon closer
inspection by doctors, the cancerous T-cells now had mohawks, gold
chains around their nucleus and were tired of the other cell's
jibba-jabba.
On all 3428 instances it occured, when Mr. T and Chuck Norris both
'deflower' the same woman, the resulting spermal battles have caused
the woman's uterus to explode in a flurry of pity and roundhouse kicks.
In 1989, Mr. T systematically killed every member of the band "MR.
MISTER" for stealing his first name.
Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is
around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.
Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting
pain.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on
him.
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is
folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the
situation, he is always understood.
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going
to walk.
Mr. T invented fools. Realising the magnitude of his folly, he then
created Pity.
It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.
Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of
the concept of infinity.
Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked
Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has
taken you to read this sentence.
They say when a bear is chasing a group of people, you don't have to
outrun the bear, but only have to be faster than the slowest person. If
Mr. T is chasing you, you're dead.
Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest
in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black
screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
In 1995, Mr. T was diagnosed with B-cell lymphoma but he pitied his own
fool cells until the disease turned into T-cell lymphoma. Upon closer
inspection by doctors, the cancerous T-cells now had mohawks, gold
chains around their nucleus and were tired of the other cell's
jibba-jabba.
On all 3428 instances it occured, when Mr. T and Chuck Norris both
'deflower' the same woman, the resulting spermal battles have caused
the woman's uterus to explode in a flurry of pity and roundhouse kicks.
In 1989, Mr. T systematically killed every member of the band "MR.
MISTER" for stealing his first name.
Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is
around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.
Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting
pain.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on
him.
