English patients... Now Is The TIME!!!!!

For all my desperite, suicidal, but most importantly "Insaan in het Membraam"...

I have the ultimate answer to all your dying wishes, and inappropriate propositions!!!


So stop hiding... don't be affraid... tell Dr. Snof!!!



Cheers!!!

One bacardi on the rocks, while you're at it. .

Last night I was taking a bath. And all of the sudden i saw all kinds of green spots on my dick! I don't know where they came from.

Please help me dr Snof.. What should I do????

Uitspraak van ~Yous~ op woensdag 8 juni 2005 om 11:33:

Last night I was taking a bath. And all of the sudden i saw all kinds of green spots on my dick! I don't know where they came from.

I'll take this one:

Dear Yous,

obviously, your dick is not used to taking baths and had an allergic reaction.

Rub some Zwitsal on it, take 2 pills and call me in the morning!

Wow.... that's unusual, to say the least!!!
That's the first time, I have to say... that's out of my league!!!

Dude... congratulations... you'll never get laid again!!!

Uitspraak van Trinity³ op woensdag 8 juni 2005 om 11:38:

obviously, your dick is not used to taking baths and had an allergic reaction.

Never wash your dick again!

He'll fall of when you shower again.

Uitspraak van Trinity³ op woensdag 8 juni 2005 om 11:38:

obviously, your dick is not used to taking baths and had an allergic reaction

Massive for this remark!!!

Would you be interrested if I asked you to become my personal assistent???

Uitspraak van permanent verbannen op woensdag 8 juni 2005 om 11:41:

Would you be interrested if I asked you to become my personal assistent???

I would be honoured

Nice!!!

I need your "social security number" for financial affairs!!!

haha great face!!!!