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In the beginning, there was Ilsje21. And Ilsje21 had a groove. And from this groove came the groove of all grooves. And while one day viciously throwing down on his box, Ilsje21 boldly declared, "Let there be House!" And House music was born. I am, you see. I am the creator. And this is my House. And in my House there is only House music. But I am not so selfish, because once you've entered my House, it then becomes our House, and our House music. And you see, no one man owns House, because house music is a universal language spoke and understood by all. You see, House is a feeling, that no one can understand really, unless you're deep into the vibe of House. House is an uncontrollable desire to Ilsje21 your body. And as I told ya before, this is our house, and our House music. And in every house you understand, there is a keeper. And in this house the keeper is Ilsje21. Now some of you might wonder, "who is Ilsje21 and what is it that Ilsje21 does?" Ilsje21 is the one who gives you the power to Ilsje21 your body. Ilsje21 is the one who gives you the power to do the snake. Ilsje21 is the one who gives you the key to the wiggly worm. Ilsje21 is the one who learns you how to walk your body. Ilsje21 is the one that can bring nations and nations of all Ilsje21's together under one house. You may be black, you may be white, you may be Jew, or Gentile. It don't make a difference in our house. And this is fresh!!!